Star God stick princess

The fourth prince is unwell and unable to attend the wedding ceremony. Please ask Prince Xianshi to complete all the links...

A wedding without a groom!

This is an absolute first at a royal wedding!

Zhang Lan has never attended a wedding, but he still knows that a wedding should be a grand event attended by both parties to the marriage.

However, the marriage between the low-level planet and the high-level planet, and the fourth prince is not the prince, it is doomed that this wedding can only be a formality, a transaction.

It's just that the degree of perfunctory was beyond everyone's expectations. The Xianshi people who attended the wedding ceremony together were furious. It was already a joke for a prince to marry a lunatic. ?Don't bring such a bully!

Fortunately, the empress was well prepared. Yesterday, after the fourth prince's mad attack, she ordered someone to make a substitute overnight.

When Zhang Lan stepped on the long ceremony, everyone found a holographic image walking side by side beside him... The image of Ares is 9.5% similar to the deity. Unfortunately, the language system has not been adjusted yet. Fortunately, Ares himself is not the one who initiates the conversation, he just needs to act as the background board.

Every fairy poet including Zhang Lan's OS is: This TM can!

Facts have proved that the arrangement of the emperor and empress is perfect. Although it is said that the etiquette is for the media and common people to admire the passage of the royal wedding, it is actually far away. Gaya's holographic technology is top-notch. As long as it exceeds a certain distance, it will Can't see any clues.In addition, she had bought the media in the front row, so for a while, everyone didn't know that the fourth prince in the ceremony was a hologram.

On the day of the wedding, the protective cover of the small satellite was opened, so that many common people were eligible to watch. Although they were far away, it did not prevent them from watching the excitement—the fourth prince actually got married!They may also have the mentality of holding blessings, but they are more watching the excitement. Some people even bet whether the fourth prince will get sick on the spot.

As a result, the fourth prince just walked away in a daze during the etiquette, with a blank expression on his face.Similarly, Zhang Lan kept a straight face and moved along with the holographic image. The two of them were like two pieces of wood. They had no communication with each other before, and they didn't wave to the audience during the whole process.

At the end of the ceremony was the ceremony stage. After Zhang Lan and the holographic Ares stood up, a white-haired man who was said to be two hundred years old and wearing a pure blue robe walked slowly. He was the priest of Gaya and served as the royal wedding ceremony official. Witnesses.He looked only forty or fifty years old, his skin was white and almost transparent, and he had a holy aura all over his body.Fortunately, he didn't force Zhang Lan to say something stupid like "you are willing, I am willing". He just held Zhang Lan's hand with one hand, and held Zhang Lan's non-existent hand with the other. Blessings, Li Cheng.

When the old priest's hand covered his skin, Zhang Lan felt the aura in his body stirring, which was very similar to when Ji Haoguang's blood entered his body, so he couldn't help but half-closed his eyes.But he was cautious, and he chose to keep his face until he figured out the reason.

Then stand for a few more minutes, take a few photos for the reporters and end the interview stage.

The media reporters are distressed. Although they know the truth, they have a mission. The faces of these two newcomers are getting worse than the other, which makes every photo of them look like a ghost marriage!How will it be posted on the Interstellar News Network? !

But they didn't dare to ask the fourth prince to laugh, so they could only yell at Zhang Lan: "Fourth princess, you have a very happy day, smile!"

At the same time, besides Zhang Lan, there was also Ji Haoguang who jumped in his heart.

"Fourth princess, laugh one! Fourth princess, laugh one!" At this moment, the audience began to boo.

Zhang Lan vomited bitterly in his heart, not because I didn't want to laugh, but because I really couldn't laugh!

How could the empress know the reason for this? She thought about it carefully, and it seemed that she had never seen her daughter-in-law-to-be show even the slightest emotion. Even when she was kidnapped by her son, Zhang Lan had an extremely calm posture. She was a little curious, So he also encouraged: "You must look good when you smile."

Ji Haoguang next to him was almost dying of anxiety, and was about to come out to smooth things over, but Zhang Lan turned around and asked the empress, "Do you really want me to laugh?"

The Empress wondered, "Is this difficult?"

Zhang Lan: "It's not difficult."

When Ji Haoguang almost thought that he had recovered his facial nerves, Zhang Lan slowly raised his hand, resting his two fingers on the corner of his mouth, raised it up facing the media, and said, "Laughing."

"..."

For a moment, the entire audience was petrified, and then burst into laughter. Fortunately, their professional nerves preceded their rationality, and they faithfully pressed the shutter when Zhang Lan made that funny move, recording that magical moment .The reporter who reacted faster has even started to edit the news. The title is "Four princesses are black all the time, forced to smile at the last moment, divorce is just around the corner"...

As for the fact that the fourth prince is a holographic image, I can't write about it anyway, and they have long been out of the blue.

These are all things to say later. After Zhang Lan completed this "feat", although the empress was also very surprised, she did not avoid another situation. She quickly let the people on the stage enter the inner hall, announcing the end of the interview.

As Zhang Lan expected, the wedding is for others to see, and the transaction is the key point.

Ji Haoguang and the empress began to discuss some follow-up cooperation between the two planets at the wedding banquet.Ji Haoguang used her three-inch tongue, and after a lot of hard work, she finally pried out a lot of benefits from her mouth. The fattest piece of meat is that Xianshi will not have to pay any resources to Dixing for the next ten years, and Dixing will be free of charge. Provide them with technical assistance and armed protection.

I have to say that Zhang Lan's marriage was worth ten years of benefits for Xianshi.

Ji Haoguang was very satisfied. This time, he was advising the king and negotiating a big deal. To Xianshi, he is simply a hero!He had a premonition that this time the king would definitely include his glorious deeds in the textbook and into the "History of Immortal Poetry and Celebrities"... He couldn't wait to go back and receive the applause of the people.

Zhang Lan didn't understand, nor was he interested. He hadn't eaten even a little food when he got up today. By now he was hungry.Ah Zheng had been telling him that Dixing's wedding banquet was very grand, so he put all his expectations on the wedding banquet.

result……

Gooey, all gooey!

If I have to say "rich", it's probably because these pastes have different colors, and everyone has three saucers in front of them.When the serving maid served Zhang Lan's meal, she still had a proud face of "Shiver, fairy poet, are you convinced by our powerful food culture?"

Zhang Lan was really convinced, he didn't expect that these different colored pastes all tasted the same!And the taste is full of meat, which is more rotten than those on the Xianshi spaceship, and it melts in the mouth. As for the three plates of ocher-colored sauce, if I have to describe it, it is gasoline, diesel, and engine oil.

However, except for him, all the fairy poets had expressions of astonishment, and they almost didn't gobble up to express their love.

What's even more strange is that it's obviously a royal banquet, and the Gaya people don't seem to know what it means to eat slowly. They eat very quickly and finish the banquet in two or three strokes, even the empress. Although she moves gracefully, she Great speed.Before Zhang Lan had eaten a few mouthfuls, the plates of the others were already empty, and the maids rushed up to collect the food.Seeing his slow speed, the maid murmured unhappily: "We, Gaya, don't advocate wasting time on meals, so the fourth princess should be quick!"

Zhang Lan put down the tableware and asked calmly, "Why is eating a waste of time?"

The maid looked at him with contempt: "Because there are many things that are more important than eating."

Zhang Lan tilted her head slightly: "For example?"

The maid's eyes quickly rolled to the sky: "For example, practicing mecha operation, mecha making, physical strengthening, spiritual strengthening... Otherwise, you think that the Gaya people have ruled the galaxy for so many years based on their genes? Diligence, understand?!" She couldn't help but say He took away his dinner plate, muttered and left.

Only then did Zhang Lan suddenly realize.

After 4000 years, human beings are not only too lazy to spend time on making food, they are even too lazy to enjoy it, and mush can perfectly solve the problems of speed and nutrition, so it is sought after by the whole star.God, he can already foresee that in the days to come, his stomach will be swallowed by terrible meat!In the long run, the impurities in the meat will make his already messy tendons stagnate even more. He must find a way to improve the diet...

The wedding banquet ended in such a muddled way, and Ji Haoguang and other fairy poets left the palace contentedly.

If nothing else, the wedding photo of Zhang Lan and the fourth prince has already been hanging high on the headlines of the gossip pages of the entire interstellar entertainment.Zhang Lan didn't know anything about this, he only knew that after the wedding, he would move to the Fourth Prince's bedroom, and he would live there from now on.

The empress mysteriously gave him a pill, a pink pill.

Zhang Lan twirled it, wondering: "This is it?"

The empress's face was slightly red.Immortal poets are not only beautiful, but also have another layer of reputation among the stars. It is said that they are particularly good at certain kung fu and are naturally charming.And her son, uh, was frigid or something, that's why the empress was determined to marry him back in the first place, hoping to arouse a certain instinct in her son.She blinked meaningfully: "Give it to Ares, you know."

Unfortunately, I don't understand... Could it be a cure for madness?

Thinking of this, Zhang Lan took the medicine away.

The empress smiled at him ambiguously, and sent him to her son's bedroom in person. Before leaving, she whispered: "Aris' body has recovered, and you will wait for him by the bed in a while. He may be a little uncomfortable." Yes, but you have to trust him and encourage him a lot... Cough cough, the queen mother is counting on you~"

please what?Is it to make myself remember to take medicine for the fourth prince?

Zhang Lan nodded solemnly and walked into the bedroom.It is actually a little wronged to say that it is a bedroom. This room is bigger than a football field and has all internal organs. There is a bathtub the size of a swimming pool, with fluorescent petal-shaped things floating on it.The indoor temperature is pleasant, and the light is purple-red, relatively dark.

Zhang Lan waited for a while, but did not see the fourth prince, so he took a bath by himself, but the fourth prince still did not come after the bath.So he wandered around the room, not forgetting the emperor's instructions, and sat down by the bed—the bed was four or five meters wide, soft and fragrant.Zhang Lan has been sleeping on hard board beds since he was a child. It was the first time he saw such a soft bed and felt very comfortable, so he half-lyed down and twisted between several pillows.

Holding the medicine in his hand, he thought about giving it to the fourth prince when he arrived...

Wait, he seems to have forgotten something important!

A message suddenly popped up from the lack of knowledge of customs and etiquette in his mind. If he remembered correctly, the night of the wedding should be... the wedding night!