Star God stick princess

Zhang Lan finished his work here and was going out with two plates of dishes when he saw Ares sitting at the dining table with a solemn face, his legs crossed--a very gentle sitting posture, not at all arrogant as usual.

With good dishes, three vegetables and one soup, and a big bowl of mush that Ares must eat every meal, Zhang Lan himself took a breath of satisfaction: "Let's serve."

Under normal circumstances, no matter what you do, someone will routinely criticize a few words with integrity. I didn't expect him to be very quiet during the whole meal, or very gloomy. Looking at the thin slices of carrot that Zhang Lan worked so hard to cut beautifully, it was almost mashed into a carrot mash, as if he had a grudge against it, but he ate it faster than anyone else.

When he was almost finished eating, Ares finally said hesitatingly: "I, you are not allowed to wear an apron in the future!" When he said this, the scene he saw in the kitchen couldn't help reappearing in his mind, and the ending trembled Shaking, but fortunately he didn't say "no more sweating", otherwise he wouldn't be an idiot?

Zhang Lan stopped moving: "It's stipulated in the husband and wife regulations?"

Ares glared at him: "I stipulate."

Zhang Lan: "Why?"

Ares secretly lowered his head and quickly glanced somewhere, coughed a few times, and tried to cover it up: "Because you are too ugly to wear and affect the appearance of the city."

Zhang Lan: ...

Dare to feel that the reason for the unpleasant meal is the apron?It is simply unreasonable, can we still communicate well!

Zhang Lan was not convinced: "I wear it all the time, why didn't you mention it before?"

Aristos paused for a moment, and proudly said: "So it's really not easy for me to endure for so long, do you know how well I have cultivated myself?"

Zhang Lan's eyes were wide open, his cheeks turned slightly red from choking on his shameless robbing—who is enduring whom!Besides, have you cultivated that kind of thing?

Ares said again: "Hey, I can't pinch this grass."

After eating a few vegetarian meals, he began to learn how to use chopsticks, but when he encountered some foods that were too big, too small, too heavy, too light, or strangely shaped, he couldn't handle them.

For example, this piece of round lettuce is cut now.

Ares originally intended for Zhang Lan to clip it to him, but Zhang Lan didn't want to serve him anymore, but leaned over to get closer to him, reached out to hold his hand, and corrected his posture.

"Don't relax your ring finger, um...that's it."

Zhang Lan's fingers were cool, and the temperature was a little lower than his, but Ares felt that the place he touched was burning.Because Zhang Lan stood up halfway, his upper body leaned forward, and his neckline was slightly open, so that his eyes could just see his slender and beautiful collarbone... It turned out that he had a small mole there, which was still pink... No, no, the point Yes, why do I have to look so carefully!

Ares suddenly became stiff, suddenly thought of something, and raised his crossed legs up a little...has he really been enduring it all the time?

After dinner, the robot cleaned up the table for them. Ares didn't know what to do, so he locked himself in the bathroom in the middle of the meal and didn't come out for a long time.

Zhang Lan took out the tightly-wrapped Vermilion grass from the refrigerator, a total of [-] plants, because they were dry goods, there was no medicinal smell for the time being, and after sniffing carefully, they felt that it smelled like disinfectant.

According to my memory, it needs to be fully soaked to double its volume, and the medicinal effect is the best when it is boiled for eight hours.Zhang Lan took half of it and soaked it in water, planning to soak it overnight.

After doing this, he remembered the topic he had heard during the day about men giving birth.He has been brooding about this for a long time, and decided to go to the Star Field to find the answer.

After a search, I found out that men in this era can really have children!

Although a mature nursery cabin has been developed to replace human pregnancy, biologists claim that children born in the nursery cabin are hundreds of times more likely to suffer from congenital depression and autism than children born to fetuses because they are separated from their mothers. Couples still use traditional reproductive methods.And because same-sex marriage is popular now, scientists have devoted themselves to research and launched an artificial womb, which can be implanted in a man's body to achieve viviparous birth.Among them, men with poorer gene grades have an easier pregnancy process, because their rejection of the artificial uterus is also smaller than those with dominant genes.

Of course, most men are still unwilling to conceive in person, not to mention the psychological rejection. First of all, it is harder for men to conceive than women, but there are exceptions. Men on some low-level civilized planets will agree or even take the initiative to conceive in order to please their husbands who are superior to their families. Produce children.

After reading the science popularization, Zhang Lan only had three words in his mind: black technology!

At this time, Ares, who had been in the bathroom for a long time, finally came out, with an unnatural annoyance on his face.Zhang Lan looked at him with complicated emotions, and asked, "Does the husband and wife regulations stipulate that children must be born?"

Ares almost lost his footing: "Why are you asking this?"

Could it be... Zhang Lan has the idea of ​​pleasing him?

No, no, he swore a long time ago that he would never think about offspring in his life. This is why he agreed to marry a man. After all, the procedure for a man to get pregnant is cumbersome.

Zhang Lan didn't reply to his words, and asked stubbornly, "Is there any?"

Ares said harshly: "No! Even if there is, I will not have a life with you, so die of this heart."

After speaking, he flashed into his room resentfully, and slammed the door shut.

Zhang Lan's hanging heart finally fell, and his affection for Ares rose to an unprecedented level-handsome, sexually frigid, without the need for dual cultivation, and without the slightest desire to reproduce, and he could find someone more suitable than Ares. his partner?Except for his short temper, he is simply perfect...

Zhang Lan'an closed the bracelet with peace of mind, and planned to go into the bathroom to take a shower, but as soon as he entered, he saw that the cleaning robot was faithfully disposing of some white liquid that every man was familiar with, and the amount was large...

There is no demand as promised (ノ｀Д)ノ I can't bear to look directly at it!

Zhang Lan took a few steps back silently with a dark face, and after walking back to the bedroom, he was still turbulent in the wind for a full minute.But after thinking about it, he still decided to "ignore" the discordant picture, and planned to continue to "tolerate" Ares's imperfection—after all, someone didn't make the idea of ​​double cultivation, right?

Zhang Lan silently recited the Meditation Rhythm several times, and quickly dug out the scene just now from his mind. He opened the bracelet and entered the star field. He routinely checked and repaired the small online shop he opened. When he found that nothing had changed, he was a little disappointed. It's really difficult to do business in secret channels.

At this time, a curriculum schedule suddenly came from his bracelet, and the sender signed it as the Royal Military Academy Domain Academy.

In fact, Zhang Lan only took these tests during the day to be able to go to school. When he filled in his name on the admission form, he hadn't figured out what the Field Academy taught.

Fortunately, the school still thoughtfully gave a basic explanation.

The so-called "field", the full name is the mecha AT force field, which is a defense mechanism created hundreds of years after the advent of the mecha. The mecha with the field can avoid a certain threshold of physical damage, as long as the enemy's attack index If the threshold is not reached, it can basically be said to be invincible.

But domain is not the skill of the mecha itself. Its opening depends on the high-density source stone, and it needs the help of a medium, as well as a powerful, skilled, and precise manipulator of spiritual power-it must undergo long-term training to be able to use it at various critical moments in actual combat. Protect the Mech and MechWarrior as best you can.

Such manipulators are also called "domain masters", and the domain academy is the cradle for training domain masters.

However, this explanation is written too simply, apart from a few lines of chatting, there is only one class schedule, which is densely packed with time during the week.

That was the first-year curriculum, and there were many theoretical courses, such as "History of Field Development", "Mecha Maintenance Basics" and so on.

Zhang Lan was not interested in those, but re-read the introduction of the field, and couldn't help wondering: What is the medium?What is the source stone?

These two concepts reminded him of Talismans. The principle of operation is almost the same, and I don't know if people in the field of invention have any connection with this...

The next day, Zhang Lan got up from the bed with a grunt.The first thing was to go to the kitchen to dispose of his precious vermilion.After soaking overnight, the dried grass has doubled in size, and the smell of medicine wafts out.Cizhucao is like this. It has a special taste when it is soaked, and it reaches its peak after 2 hours of cooking, but it will turn into a colorless and odorless syrup as time goes by.Zhang Lan covered her nose, put the vermilion grass and a certain proportion of water into the timed stew pot, turned it on for eight hours, and then went to the college dressed neatly.

Since Ares had no class in the morning, he went alone.Holding the map, Zhang Lan figured out the shortest way in his mind, and walked briskly to the Domain Academy.

After two lifetimes, this was the first time he went to school, and he couldn't restrain his anticipation and excitement.

Someone recognized him on the road, but no one dared to insult him like yesterday.

Zhang Lan completely ignored those peeping whispers, and was about to take the nearest corner path, when suddenly there was a gust of wind behind his ears, and a man's hand suddenly embraced his shoulder from behind.

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On the other side, Ares woke up in a mania. The bloody dream he had been having all night gave him a premonition. He reflexively took out a medicine box from the bedside table and poured out a white pill from it.He twirled it, stared at it for a while, then put it back.

He can still restrain himself, he will not admit defeat easily.

There was an unpleasant smell of mutton in the air, and Ares followed the smell into the kitchen, and saw the vermilion that was being stewed.

This smell... isn't that what the fuck is it!Can Zhang Lan not be so desire│dissatisfied!

Ares raised his eyebrows, turned off the fire, and poured the medicine.