Late night eatery in Yokohama

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For Yosano Akiko, this morning's president seemed a bit unlucky to her.

Yes, first of all, she has to emphasize that "Fukuzawa Yukichi" here is an adjective;

Secondly, this subtle feeling reached its peak when the man walked up to her with hot tea and asked her to order online a strawberry mango millefeuille and brown sugar dirty tea from a nearby dessert shop with no expression on his face.

A huge question mark rose above Yosano Akiko's head: "President, please allow me to ask, I remember that Mr. Ranpo prefers to order the cranberry meringue and bears... er."

Halfway through the conversation, she suddenly remembered that the mascot in the club wasn't taking a break today?Wait, since that little jerk from Edogawa doesn't go to work, wouldn't it be...

The woman's expression froze for a second, then she raised her head, and said with a woman's first instinct: "President, you are not in love, are you?!"

"????" Fukuzawa Yukichi shook the hand holding the tea slightly when he heard his subordinate's brain hole that was comparable to a black hole, and took a deep breath. He temporarily suppressed the idea of ​​drawing the sword, and maintained With an unmoving facial expression, he lowered his voice and scolded her: "Nonsense!"

However, in Yosano Akiko's eyes, this behavior became a shyness unique to mature men.

The woman flicked her hair, and suddenly showed an excited smile mixed with the aura of ghosts and beasts, which seemed very bad to Fukuzawa Yukichi.

Inexplicably, the man had a bad premonition, and the next second he heard Yosano Akiko smile slightly and say something very scary——

"Well, President, I will keep it secret for you about dating in the office, but generally mature women will not choose desserts like strawberry mango millefeuille, it would be better to replace it with shredded sweet potato taro or earl gray milk tea smoothie Appropriate~"

I'm so curious, what does the president's favorite woman, his secret lover, look like?

Yosano Akiko is a normal woman, so she can also gossip, especially her own president who is full of frigidity... Cough, life is full of surprises.

Fukuzawa Yukichi:? ? ? ?

Fukuzawa Yukichi, who had no idea that his subordinates were imagining his other half, subconsciously wanted to deny: "No, she's still a student..." After a pause, student?No, it seems that you can't say that, after all, that child never went to school! !

Realizing that the girl had never studied, the silver-haired samurai roared silently in his heart, but on the face he pretended to be calm and said: "No need, she's still a student." God, she's just a child!Xie Ye, you just let them go! ! ! !

Yu Xieye Akiko was startled for a moment, and then said vigilantly: "Hey, did you guess wrong, so the president, you like JK type girls..."

Fukuzawa Yukichi's scalp was numb: "Yosano and I..."

"But wait a minute."

The woman frowned suddenly, "If it's a student, it's a little older...something like an undergraduate or graduate student is still acceptable."

Fukuzawa Yukichi: "......"

What kind of bad speeches are these? !He knew that members of the club should stop ordering those messy magazines as soon as possible!

Thinking of this, the man couldn't help but interrupt his subordinate's completely off-topic topic, "Sorry, actually I don't like J·K at all..."

Almost struggling to squeeze out these two shameful letters from between his teeth, the stern man with eyes like clear serpentine jade said in a deep voice: "Besides, the other party is just a new member who came to join the club today, a student That's all, with Xie Ye, you just need to concentrate on completing your work!!"

The last few words can be said to be resounding.

......But President, do you know that there is an idiom called "Extreme things must be reversed"? !The more you cover up like this, the more worried she will be! !

Yosano Akiko complained wildly in her heart, and held a skeptical attitude: "I'm sorry, a new member who needs to be 'responsible' by the president yourself?"

Fukuzawa Yuji paused: "...she is underage."

So what does that have to do with ordering dessert? !She reacted quickly with Yosano Akiko and said, "An illegitimate daughter?"

Fukuzawa told Jitouda: "...No!"

Tut tut.Seeing the deep helplessness in the eyes of the president of his family, Yosano Akiko thought of a possibility with dark eyes: the daughter of his ex-wife.

So, after some discussions, the final desserts were Strawberry Mango Melaleuca, Oreo Snow Mei Niang and Brown Sugar Dirty Tea.

Fukuzawa Yukichi was very tired.

—— Time back to the present.

"President?" Precisely timed, he pushed the door open with Akiko Yosano, and said calmly, "What do you want from me?"

Fukuzawa Yukichi rolled up his sleeves, and introduced to Yosano Akiko in a lukewarm tone: "This is the new employee of the detective agency, Yosano, take her to familiarize yourself with the environment in the agency."

"I understand."

Cage Island Green stared at the golden butterfly hairpin on the woman's head for a while, then stood up obediently, and stretched out her hand: "Hello, Miss Xie Ye, my name is Cage Island Green, and I'm the owner of the late night cafeteria."

Hearing the name of a certain shop, Yosano Akiko couldn't help being taken aback: "..." So it was her?

Their eyes met, and the woman's eyes couldn't help but fall on the girl's forehead. Is this...horn? ?

Yosano Akiko seemed to have discovered a new continent, staring at the small horn on the green forehead of Cage Island, with a sharp "cold light" in her eyes——

"Hi, I'm Yosano Akiko, a member of the club and a doctor, you can just call me Yosano, that's fine." The woman held her hand back.

"This is your fox?" Stuffing the dessert ordered by the president in advance into the girl's arms, Yosano Akiko aggressively patted her on the shoulder and smiled, "The color is quite rare."

Cage Island Green was taken aback for a moment, then nodded: "Well! It's also a super gentle and considerate fox... But, these are all for me?"

"Ah, let's think of it as a gift from the seniors in the club to the newcomers." Although she hasn't passed the assessment yet, she believes in the vision of the president.

The woman looked at her and chuckled. "Gentle and considerate? You dare to say it." She raised her eyebrows and said, "Don't all foxes give people the impression of being cunning?"

"That's not the case." The girl denied Xie Ye's point of view without even thinking about it, "I don't think you can use your inherent impression to evaluate Fox... to evaluate him."

"......he?"

"Well, it's him."

Yosano Akiko's expression finally started to look wrong.Wait, they're talking about this rare fox, right?

As if remembering something, Cage Island Green blinked: "I forgot to say, this fox is a man."

Although it is true that he is a fox in essence, he is also a super gentle man.girl thought.

Fukuzawa Yukichi: "..."

man?Fukuzawa Yukichi seemed to hear the sound of his complete heart "slapping".

Although the essence is a hopeless cat control, it does not prevent Fukuzawa Yukichi from teasing other furry animals, especially such a cute little life.

When the girl appeared at the door of the detective agency, the man noticed the red-haired fox sleeping soundly in her arms, the slightly trembling ears, the wet little nose... and the warm tail.

To tell the truth, he is very envious, really envious.

As a serious cat slave, except for Udon, the old-fashioned three-colored cat in the club, who doesn't repel him very much, the cats within a few kilometers will shy away when they see him holding a small dried fish...

Fukuzawa Yukichi was very hurt, he was really hurt, so far, it seems that only the little pet she raised in Kageshima is willing to accept his petting and feeding.

But now she told him: This fox with pointed ears and a bushy tail is a man?

... Fukuzawa Yukichi cracked open.

Yosano Akiko also seemed to be shocked. The woman's face was slightly stiff. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath. After a while, she reorganized her words and said, "...Kageshima, what did you just say?"

Cage Island Green obediently repeated what he said just now, and emphasized that the real body of the fox is a gentle man "with a blue-gray beard".

"...Why are you emphasizing that he has stubble?" Yosano Akiko's mouth twitched, "Sorry, I need to calm down."

Cage Island Green: ? ?

Cage Island Green: "Why do you all react so strongly? What did Beard do wrong again?!"

Pounding the table with Yosano Akiko: "Obviously you mentioned it first, so I can't forget it!"

Cage Island Green: QAQ

How should I put it, let's stop this topic here, and stop entangled in the issue of foxes and beards.

"Ahem, okay." Fukuzawa Yukichi cut off the topic in time, and his tone became a little serious: "Then, there is a rule for people with supernatural abilities to join our armed detective agency, and they need to undergo an entrance examination."

Remembering what the leader Zai told her before departure, Cage Island Green's expression became more and more passionate following the tone of the man in front of him: "Okay! I got it! Come on!" She clenched her fists tightly.

"...It's not for you to go to war, Cage Island."

Even Fukuzawa Yukichi felt that he was speechless, "Besides, both you and the person next to you need to accept the entrance examination." He said.

Cage Island Green and the leader Meowzai looked at each other——

"Well, are you going down by yourself or shall I help you?"

Under the majestic gaze of Fukuzawa Yukichi, the girl spoke softly to the leader, Meowzai.

Leader Meowzai:  …

Yosano Akiko thinks she may have discovered a blind spot, "Don't tell me this cat is too..."

Before she finished speaking, she saw that Siamese cat with a forked tail turned into a 1.8-meter-long black-haired man in a white light, and he looked familiar? !The unbandaged eyes narrowed slightly when they looked over, and the iris-colored pupils had a dull and obscure luster, which looked very much like the eyes under the moonlight... "Ah, I'm so annoying~" He said with a smile on his face. He muttered sadly, but his tone didn't fluctuate at all.

Yosano Akiko immediately wanted to go back to her room to get her big hatchet, "Dazai Osamu?!"

The woman has a bad face.Of course, it is true that Dazai Osamu's unbeatable face is right, but the aura is not at the same level at all.

However, Cage Island Green and the man replied in unison: "He's not!/I'm not~"

With Yosano Akiko: ? ? ? ?

Kageshima Midori glanced at Fukuzawa Yukichi secretly. She was not sure if Ranpo had told the real identity of the other leader Zai. Considering the complexity of the matter, she only chose to reveal part of the truth.

"He is the contracted civet "Mao You" of the late night cafeteria."

The girl thought almost instantly that there were two [identities] on the profile panel of the leader Zai.

"Cat again?"

"Well, my contracted spirit can change into the appearance of people I know, but it can only change once a month, so there may be deviations in some places that the imitation is not in place!"

Ahhh I don't have time to explain the ins and outs, now I can only start the trick! !

"Is that so..."

"But why is it Dazai..."

This time the leader quickly replied: "That's because my master admires that man named Osamu Dazai very much. Not only that, she also believes that the man is the irreplaceable Bai Yueguang in her heart!"

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Cage Island Green: ? ? ? ?

No, she refused, your face is too big, Mr. Dazai? !Her white moonlight will always be Hal!No!catch!by!opposite!barge!

Pushing someone's big face away, Cage Island Green calmly sipped the milk tea: "Mr. Fukuzawa! Please tell me quickly what is the topic of the entrance examination!"

Fukuzawa Yukichi: "..."

Fukuzawa Yukichi was very restless, and even began to sweat for Tanizaki Junichiro, who played the villain role. He felt that he might need to observe in the dark during the afternoon assessment. Is there really no problem? !