Late night eatery in Yokohama

-Grilled rice balls with soy sauce ([-])-

Ever since being "sneaked up" by Ranpo from behind, Cageshima Green has noticed that this well-known detective who is known as a writing think tank and called a sloth seems to be clinging to her more and more... Maybe?

In the blink of an eye, more than half of the four weeks passed, and in the blink of an eye, half a month was gone.

Ranbu began desperately to create a sense of presence in front of her.

Yes, every!sky!All!yes!As if wishing to make up for all the vacancies these years, the stickiness index is comparable to a rice cake stick wrapped in cheese...

Moreover, if a certain dark-haired young man hadn't jumped up to her side an hour ago and told her with a smile that Ranbu-san was going to help Granny Sophie hang clothes outside, she would never have believed that this young man who couldn't even walk The important little ancestor would offer to help with the housework... What's wrong with this world? !

"Hmm... Are you sure you read that right?"

Cage Island Green stared wide-eyed and asked him, with some hesitation in his tone.

Of course, she wished for more people in the castle to help, but it didn't mean she hoped that those who had never done housework would be a disservice to them!Refer to Dazai·Troublemaker·Housework Hard Hands·Healing who was able to throw the clothes away when he helped to hang the clothes before.

Stop it, anyway, I can’t imagine Cage Island Green who is walking around doing housework or something _(:з」∠)_

"Ah, of course." Dazai leaned slightly with his elbows against the wall, and maintained the movement, winking at her playfully, and smiled: "...I can see clearly with 5.2 vision in both eyes. "

No, it's (reread) unreliable to let Hal's most precious silk shirt fly into the sky with your 5.2 eyesight.

Fortunately, Mr. Nakaya helped to find it later, otherwise she was really afraid that Hal would hang Mr. Dazai upside down on the top of the castle to watch the stars and the moon...

The girl said that she couldn't complain, and Hal and Maruk downstairs didn't know what they were doing, anyway, they were running around with paint cans, small brushes and shovels, making bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang dang The noise made her head a little dizzy.

If you ask her, the castle has been in a state of chaos every day for more than half a month.Not only did a lot of things happen that made her feel very tired, first of all, Halin's spell jar used to maintain his hair was accidentally messed up by Sophie's mother-in-law. After losing his temper, he fell into a demon state and made the castle into a major crisis

And then Hal, Granny Sophie and others went to see Mrs. Penztmont and met the Witch of the Wild again.It also made her gradually realize the root cause of howl was exhausted when he returned to the castle every night.

Ranpo casually points out what Hal hasn't told her, which is that the Kingdom War he himself is now participating in is an inescapable reality.

At the same time, the pressing step by step of the Witch of the Wilderness will also make his magical state worsen day by day, and eventually he will be controlled by the devil. This makes Cage Island Green recall Hal's hair incident...

She still remembered that Hal suddenly rushed downstairs from the upstairs bathroom, and he slammed the door of the bathroom, which shocked Sophie and her mother-in-law who were feeding bacon and eggs to Calcifer.

"Hal, why..." Before he could say the words, Cage Island Green was stunned by the rinse water gurgling down from upstairs.

The next second, "Look! Green, look!"

The blond man didn't seem to care that the water in the bathroom was about to flood the entire dining room and fireplace, and let out a heart-piercing howl of despair from his throat, completely opposite to his usual gentle and noble appearance.

"My hair! Look at this! Didn't you, Sophie, say that you didn't touch the spell holder inside?! But look at what you did!"

However, Cage Island Green didn't see any big difference, except for the slight redness at the end of the hair, it wouldn't be too horrible to look at.Just as she was thinking about it, Granny Sophie spoke out her heart on her behalf.

"I think it's pretty good." That's what Grandma Sophie said.

"Meow~" So ugly.This is Miao Zai, the leader who mercilessly ridiculed the owner of the house.

Grandma Sophie expressed her confusion. She tried to comfort the blond man in great grief, but Hal, who could fully understand the words of the leader Meow Zai Mao, refused her approach.

Don't come over here!

Hal breaks down.

"Where is it?!" He yelled loudly, and frantically tore his wet blond hair, his tone was extremely aggressive, "Please open your eyes and take a closer look! It's destroyed! My favorite blond! Look! , I am now like a pot of bacon and eggs mushy with water!"

"puff--!"

The young black-haired young man suddenly covered his mouth and shook his shoulders: "Sorry hahaha." Then he succeeded in getting a death stare from the great magician.

Eggs with bacon...?

...emmmmm what a subtle metaphor.

Cage Island Green really wanted to tell her Bai Yueguang male god that his current appearance was not elegant and noble at all, but before she could take a step, the orange-haired young man next to her clicked his tongue lightly, and then activated his ability to take advantage of the situation. Then she was suspended in the air with the others in the room.

"Wait, don't go there, I feel that there's something wrong with him." Zhong Yuanzhong, who was on the line with the beast's intuition, narrowed his eyes and said to her in a deep voice, wrapping his arms around her waist to tighten her circle.

"So that's the case, it should be completely desperate." Luanbu pushed down his glasses, and said in a firm tone, "...Ah, that's really unheard of."

At the same time, the light in the whole room suddenly dimmed, and the shadow behind the blond man gradually elongated and enlarged, and the color of the shadow became thicker and more chaotic like a surging tide.

In an instant, the huge human-shaped black shadow swirled with a hissing and distorted roar, like a group of creepy screaming skeletons struggling to escape from hell, that terrifying roar crazily played a violent " symphony"......

It's fucking... ugly.

"Who can wake him up! Please!"

Granny Sophie, who was floating in mid-air, tugged at the hem of her skirt. She glanced at Hal, who was already slumped on the triangular stool, and his whole body was covered with a big lump of sticky green liquid. She took a deep breath and couldn't help shivering. shouted: "If he is still alive!"

Osamu Dazai glanced at the big lump of sticky green slurry, the smell of this green slime made him frowned unconsciously.

So, the young black-haired young man shrugged ungentlemanly, smiled at Granny Sophie and said, "Ah...Actually, shouldn't you be the one to go?"

As if he didn't see the aggrieved gaze cast by Granny Sophie for a moment, Osamu Dazai acted indifferently yet politely, "As the chief culprit who caused the owner of the castle to lose control of his emotions, don't you know who killed him now? Be in such a mess." He said in a low voice.

"...Mr. Dazai, please shut up."

Kageshima Green glanced faintly at the black-haired young man beside him who kept saying bad things to scare Sophie's mother-in-law. It's so annoying, Mr. Dazai, you are really enough.

Thinking that she and Sophie's mother-in-law were the ones who dragged the angry Hal back into the bathtub again, the girl felt exhausted physically and mentally. She looked at the young man's handsome face again and secretly sighed...

Mr. Dazai's mouth, a deceitful ghost.

"Hmm...Okay, let's not care whether Mr. Ranpo is helping his mother-in-law to hang clothes, what, Hal, what is he doing downstairs?" she asked.

It's so high early in the morning, really okay, the more high she gets downstairs, the more she's going to be high upstairs, she's almost turned into a piece of fluffy dry bread.Getting up from the bed early in the morning, Longdao Lu, who was cooking, washing dishes and washing underwear, showed a sad bun face.

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai tilted his head, "Ah, it seems that he is about to move or something..." Halfway through speaking, he was "strangled" by the girl.

"What did you say? Moving?!" Cage Island turned pale as if recalling something terrible.

"Cough, cough... Green sauce, let go of your cough first, do you want to murder your husband..." The black-haired young man whose throat was locked danced and screamed with an exaggerated expression.

Cage Island Green paused: "..."

One minute later, the leader Miaozai, who was obediently carried out of the bedroom by Cage Island Green, nestled comfortably in the girl's arms and screamed until he saw a black lacquered thing that seemed to have collapsed on the ground in the corridor After a while, the wagging tail suddenly froze.

What's up with him?The Siamese cat turned its lazy eyes around the girl's face and asked her.

Cage Island Green gave a "huh" and lowered his head to explain in a low voice: "I just practiced the pussy kick taught to me by Sophie's mother-in-law. I feel that the jio effect is good."

Chief Zai: "..."

In just a split second, the leader, Miaozai, suddenly felt a chill in his lower body.

By the time everyone gathered in the dining room, all preparations for the castle's relocation had been completed. Standing in front of the fireplace, Hal smiled slightly at the flames huddled in the firewood, "Are you ready, Calcifer?"

Hearing this, Calcifer, who was still burning, trembled inexplicably, and then moved out of the fireplace with a little reluctance, sputtering sparks, which were extremely bright.

"Of course, I'm ready." Sticking out his tongue unwillingly, the little fire demon's orange eyes stared like copper bells, "By the way, can you be gentle? I regret my life, You must know that I haven't seen Hal, you marry a wife and have children, and I haven't seen you fall in love, balabalabalabalala..."

"Anyway, you know, if you don't succeed once, it will kill me!"

"...Indeed, but Calcifer, why don't you think about it from a different angle?" Hal smiled and bent down, gracefully flicking off the dust on his coat and sleeves, and said, "Your life is also my life."

"Okay, now please hold on to the shovel, I will count to three, please pay attention, one, three!"

Calcifer: ? ? ? ?

me tm! !

So, under Calcifer's bewildered expression, Hal completed the task of transferring the castle's fire core in an instant.

Immediately after the next moment, as he raised the shovel with flames and made a steady circle in the drawn circle and pentagram, the whole room began to spin rapidly together with him...

The entire steam castle kept bumping, swaying, and turning in circles, and all the furniture shook violently, making people dizzy.Cage Island's green eyes quickly grabbed the leader Miaozai who was about to be thrown out of his arms, and looked past her Udon Meow, only to see the three-flowered cat lying quietly on the body of the blond wizard.

She is so sour, really, Kiss Udon, who used to be inseparable from her, now has a new love...

That new love is still Hal!

Feeling the scorching eyes of the shit-shoveling officer, Natsume · Negative Meow · Soseki: "..." It's not that he didn't!

When everything stabilized and ended, everyone noticed that the girl who was standing in the middle just now was gone, and then with Hal's expression on his face, I knew it would be like this, they saw that she ran to the dining table and died at some point. Holding on to the barrel and retching... her.

Hey, hey, hey, he's going to die...

After recovering from the dizziness, the girl who was throwing up on the trash can looked exhausted, and her whole body was stunned, like a strip of dried salted fish, so dizzy, so dizzy, so dizzy, so nauseous I feel dizzy and want to vomit...

The three writer teammates:? ! ! !