Late night eatery in Yokohama

-Night miso butter ramen (final)-

The pork tenderloin dripping with butter has an oily honey-colored luster, is moist, pink in color, and extremely soft and inviting.Even the circles of lines seem to be full of rich soup, the soft taste is wrapped with evenly distributed oil aroma, full of meat flavor, rich but not greasy, just feel the fragrance The sense of satisfaction immediately surrounded the lips and teeth...

"Good food can always stir up stormy waves deep in people's hearts"

——This sentence is not bad at all.

"...Is this cat new to Green Sauce?"

"Gulu" Osamu Dazai, who swallowed the char siu in one gulp, finally gave up his attention to the leader, Meowzai.He looked at the Siamese cat with a trace of curiosity in his eyes, but it was more of an inquiry. "Hey, why do I think this cat..."

"...Don't point your chopsticks at the char siew when you're talking." Hearing this, Cage Island Green suddenly rang the alarm, and the little girl who was afraid that the other party would see through the real identity of the leader Miao Zai hurriedly hugged a certain furry back into her arms .Facing the slightly confused eyes of the other party, she explained:

"That's right, it's impolite to point and talk with chopsticks, Dazai-san."

...like someone I know?This sentence was wordlessly swallowed by the young man in a black suit, but it's just... char siu?Is this Siamese cat's name? ? "Pfft!" Osamu Dazai who had just swallowed a spoonful of soup almost burst out laughing.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I'm sorry, Green Sauce, I'm so good at naming you...hahaha I'm not flattering you." Seeing the Siamese cat in the little girl's arms struggling and showing a hopeless face Osamu Dazai, who has been confirmed, is even more rampant. He laughed so loudly that Ryojima wanted to gag him immediately...

"What's your opinion on 'char siew'?!" Kageshima Midori's eyes widened in displeasure, "Mr. Dazai is really too much...!"

Osamu Dazai's eyebrows and eyes were crooked, and the teasing in his eyes was about to become substantive, "It's not that I have an opinion. You should try to ask the 'char siu' in your arms about this sentence, Green Sauce."

He touched the top of Cage Island Green's head lovingly, and his slender fingers brushed the soft ears of the Siamese cat inadvertently.

Um? "Disqualification in the World" didn't work...

The expected "big transformation into a living person" did not appear, Dazai Osamu's pupils shrank slightly, and in the next second, this emotion was well hidden under his smile.

The leader Meowzai: "..."

On the side, Edogawa Ranpo, who had already finished half a bowl of ramen, only took a sip of the red wine and was stimulated by it so that the corners of his eyes turned slightly red, as if he couldn't stand the smell, he kept covering his mouth and coughing non-stop, cheese Can't save him either.Seeing this, Cageshima Green hurriedly turned around and took out a box of strawberry yogurt from the refrigerator and handed it to him.

"Well... don't force yourself if you don't want to drink, Mr. Ranpo." The little girl felt very sorry, and her tone was soft.In her opinion, drinking red wine and eating cheese is a matter of course, and it is her fault as the owner that she did not consider whether the diners can accept it.

Mr. Detective who took the strawberry yogurt looked a little upset. Compared with Osamu Dazai who skillfully poured himself half a glass of red wine, didn't he look very unmanly?

Random step is very dissatisfied, but dissatisfaction is not acceptable.

Two 10 minutes later...

Edogawa Ranpo——Satisfaction of the diner: 99/100 (qualified) "Diner's testimonial: This is the only food that can make this detective miss it. alright!"

Osamu Dazai——Satisfaction of the customer: 95/100 (qualified) "Customer's comment: Ah, it's so cute~ It would be better if there is no squinting cloak-kun squawking like a piggy. "

...You two agreed?

Cage Island Green silently looked at the numbers and characters on the transparent panel, Mr. Ranpo is fine, but Mr. Dazai's diner testimonials are still confusing as always, so whether he came to eat or come to see human? Surely the word "cute" is not used to describe ramen or cheese...is it?

After enjoying this delicious midnight snack, Osamu Dazai, who was idle and bored, proposed to help the little boss wash the dishes. At that time, Ryoshima Green nodded without thinking much, until she finished washing the dishes and successfully stopped him for the third time. After the young man on the side soaked his whole head in the sink full of dish soap and vegetable leaves, he couldn't hold it anymore——

So, she messed up Jing Ai, and it was fine if she couldn't help, and the young man who was not helping was kicked out of the back kitchen.

"...I think Mr. Dazai, you should sit outside." The little girl said ruthlessly.

I almost forgot Mr. Dazai's hobby is suicide!With lingering fears in her heart, Ryoshima Midori patted her chest, thinking that the other Dazai had already committed suicide by jumping off a building, she made up her mind to keep the current Dazai away from such a sacred place as the kitchen...

...and she decided to put aside the hiring clerk for now_(:з」∠)_

Osamu Dazai, who was rejected by the little girl, lowered his brows and eyes but was not annoyed, but the slight curve of the corners of his lips revealed that he himself might be enjoying it... strange mentality?

"Three minutes and 18 seconds, congratulations, Dazai-kun, for successfully breaking the record for being rejected by a small boss."

After eating, Luanbu, who continued to lie back on the sofa, taunted him while holding a bag of potato chips and eating potato chips like an old man.

"Hey, yes, that's better than Ranpo-san who can only drink strawberry yogurt." Dazai Osamu had a gentle tone, showing regret, "Ah, it's a pity that I can't taste the red wine tonight."

By the time Cage Island Green, who finished washing the dishes, walked out of the kitchen, a certain Mr. detective who had finished eating potato chips had already casually played a small game on his mobile phone, while the other one was standing quietly by the door facing the wall The string of wooden fish pendants hanging on it is very interesting.

Cage Island Green: "...????"

...Cage Island Green recognized the string of pendants.

It's just that, what's so good about this kind of wooden fish pendant that looks full of age at first glance besides feelings?

After eating and drinking, it is naturally time to sleep.The attic rooms on the second floor of the Late Night Canteen are the master bedroom with a bathroom and a coat storage room.

Because there are no extra guest rooms, and Cage Island Green has not upgraded the space on the second floor before, this caused the two diners to share a room with her tonight.

the other side.

It was past one o'clock in the morning when Natsume Soseki finished talking, thinking that the little girl should have taken a bath by this point, and got into the bed to sleep, and he activated his ability to change back into a three-flowered cat, and followed the late-night cafeteria. The direction trots all the way home.

On the premise of not disturbing the nearby wild cats, Sanhuamao chose to climb down from the roof along the pipe, and then jumped onto the window sill smoothly. He saw that the bedroom that should have been dark was turned on, but the lights were on.And above the tatami, three "entangled" figures came into his eyes clearly.

Natsume Soseki: "..."

"The old father (false) who came home late at night, the legendary supernatural being in Yokohama"

"At first glance, surrounded by two strange youths? The "little daughter" in the middle looks embarrassed."

"Looking at it again, the faces of the two strange youths seem familiar again, but these are not important, the important, important, is—"

In the next second, Cage Island Green, who hadn't had time to scream for help, saw her cat jump down from the window sill calmly, and then jumped up again with the help of the soft pillow, "paji" and put her arms around her waist Mr. Dazai who was making dangerous remarks was kicked out...

Yes, she was sure she read it right, her weak and petite Kiss Udon easily kicked Mr. Dazai who weighed 54 and was 1.7 meters tall without any effort!fly!up!out!go!

Hearing a loud "boom" next to his ears, a large cracked shape suddenly appeared on the original snow-white wall, Dazai Osamu, whose entire head was deeply embedded in the center of the wall, remained motionless on the upper half of his body, while the lower half of his body Shattering in the air like a rag sack...

Look again, the instigator just retracted the sharp cat claws under the pads with a calm face, and then, it meowed softly and lowered its little furry head. Those who didn't know it thought that it just got rid of the most ferocious cat in this century. The mouse is waiting for the compliment from the shit-shoveling officer.

Cage Island Green: "..."

Great Detective: "..."

Chief Zai: "..."

"pat-"

...The mp3 that slipped from the young man's hand happened to hit the play button on the side, and instantly, the whole room was filled with passionate samba music.

I am most afraid of the sudden quietness of the air...but it seems that it is not quiet now?

"Then what, I seem to hear a loud noise..."

Amid the exaggerated samba music in the background, the dumbfounded Cage Island Green spoke dryly.Mama, when did her Kiss Udon become so rude QAQ

After a long while, Luanbu also silently withdrew the hand that was holding the quilt, and echoed her with a look of unapproval.

The little girl was stupid, and the detective was also stupid. The leader, Miao Zai, who saw it in his eyes and kept it in his heart, even hid behind the two of them with a guilty conscience...

Bad, bad! !This picture feels so good... so strong!I can't stand it!Who can tell him why Natsume Soseki-senpai who turned into a cat is still so strong?

——"Osamu Dazai" who can effortlessly cross species and fly another is simply unscientific!

At this moment, the leader Zai felt what is called "the shock that hits the soul"... He softened.

At this time, the passionate samba music was still playing.

"Huh...? It seems that I came at the wrong time." A deep and deep voice suddenly sounded.

Compared with the expressionless Natsume Soseki, the baron who jumped into the bedroom with Natsume Soseki righted his top hat that was blown crooked by the night wind, looked up at the young man embedded in the wall for a few seconds...

He showed a happy smile.