Late night eatery in Yokohama

-Red Sausage and Egg Roast ([-])-

Dazai: "...Odasaku, may I ask what you did yesterday?"

Oda: "If you tell me, you may not believe me, so I ate the noodles and drank two glasses of wine."

Dazai: "Well...you are the only one in the store?"

Oda: "That's not true, there is also a kid who calls himself a detective."

Dazai: "...Edogawa Ranpo."

OK, case closed...

Oda: "It seems to be called this, why, do you know it?"

Dazai: "...Ah, I just heard about it, but he might "know" us, and if I remember correctly, he is only one year younger than you, Odasaku. "

Oda: "Huh?"

"Hey, Odasaku."

Osamu Dazai, who was rejected by the door, stood on the spot and tilted his head to think for a while, then suddenly turned around and looked at his friend and said something very terrifying: "You said that I will kneel in front of Green Sauce's shop and cry for three days and three nights, and she will forgive me. Me, huh?"

After finishing speaking, he smiled and pointed to the outside of the shop, that is, the hard-looking stone steps he was stepping on now, showing an insincere and hearty smile.

Oda Sakunosuke: "..."

Oda Sakunosuke hesitated for a moment, seeing Dazai Osamu's expression he was speechless for a moment for some reason, but he returned to normal in the next second. "...Are you okay?" he asked concerned.

The tone was like asking about a little girl who slipped on her mother's high heels and accidentally fell...

"Of course—it's not good." Osamu Dazai read out the complaints on the other party's face, and continued to explain with his smile unchanged: "It's just that we suddenly felt that our identities might have been exposed, just last night Oh, thanks to the great detective who is very, very, very keen."

Dazai couldn't help laughing when he saw his friend look like what are you talking about, and he said: "After all, when I met Green Sauce last time, she showed a super cute look and cared about my stomach health, I didn't expect this kid to get angry at me because I didn't eat breakfast. It really scared me. After that, he forced me several bags of hot sushi rice balls and Chinese steamed buns, as well as boxes The fresh milk in it is really super cute.”

...do you have any misconceptions about the word "cute"?The three-flowered cat on the second floor couldn't help but blurred his eyes when he heard it.

The three-flowered cat... Natsume Soseki, whose vest is temporarily Udon-sama, looked at this bandaged young man strangely for a while, always feeling that the other party looked broken.So, with a deep expression on his face, he compared this child with one of his former students...

Oh, don't tell me it's true that the waves behind the Yangtze River push forward the waves ahead, and each generation is more powerful than the previous generation.The old man raised his eyebrows.

But there is no doubt that being able to win the position of one of the five major cadres of Hong Kong and black at a young age must be an unexplainable "reason" besides the "ability" that makes Mori Ogai admire...

Or some other "secret".

Thinking of this, Natsume Soseki couldn't help shaking his head, he didn't want to get involved in the disputes of the younger generation, so let his old man live a peaceful and beautiful life of "retirement".

Oda Sakunosuke is a (straight) man who doesn't complain, so he just took Dazai's remarks for granted, "Ah, so..." he said.

"It's really like what Kageshima-san would do."

"That's right, Odasaku thinks so too." Dazai Osamu said with a smile showing a tricky appearance, "That's why I said that Green Sauce is really super cute."

...Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooty

He hadn't gone far, and to be more specific, Cage Island Green, who was sticking to the door with both hands and hadn't had time to move away, was in such a trance that she seemed to want to hide her face.Ugh...how should I put it?Being as cute as her is unable to bear this conversation that seems to praise her but actually sells her poorly...

Suddenly, she understands the "colorful" nickname of her diners in the "Cat's Ear Alley" group. In fact, Mr. Dazai is not really blind when you look at it this way, right? !

Just look at the hand speed of his chat bubble box that beat other group members every minute and every second.

Yes, hearing Dazai Osamu share his tragic life experiences and experiences with his friends, the little girl was almost speechless.Originally, she was supposed to open the door and let Mr. Oda Sakunosuke come in first to take a nap, then she went to wash and dress up, have breakfast, and then happily went to his house with him to take care of the children, but in the end, Osamu Dazai...Mr. .

There must be something wrong with the way she opened the door!

Okay, let's just continue to politely call the other party Mr. Dazai. After deeply feeling what is called "the carefulness of Hong Kong black cadres", Ryoshima Green opened the door again after struggling for a long time——

First of all, let me emphasize that she is not admitting defeat!Mr. Oda Sakunosuke was shut out too!

"Well... come in." She sniffed, forcing herself not to pay attention to the bandage wasting device beside her, "Sorry, I'll clean myself up first, wait for me for 10 minutes." Maybe 10 minutes ...?

The premise is that Mr. Dazai can let her sleep-deprived cutie go, and he doesn't plan to do anything in the store, beg for a hug or something.

But the reality is often quite the opposite...

Her eyes lit up suddenly, and the bandaged young man, who she had deliberately ignored, suddenly rushed over with a "wow", and said plausibly, "Bee——Lv Jiang, you really still love me and don't want me to be outside. No no no no no!"

Before Cageshima Green had time to think about it, he saw Dazai Osamu fell to the floor with a "slap", which also stirred up a lot of dust, and a three-color hair suddenly appeared on his face.

Natsume Soseki: ...Although I said that I would not interfere in the "disputes" of the younger generation, I did not say that I would not add trouble. [smile.jpg]

"..." Cage Island Green, who recognized Furry as her own udon, decided to give it an extra meal silently tonight.And, to put it bluntly, Mr. Dazai, your stress response as a vicious mafia cadre...

emmmmm... a bit bad.

Then it turned out that it is absolutely not allowed to say that he is not good in front of a man, and it is not allowed to scold him behind his back or in his heart!Because in the next second, Osamu Dazai, who was a vicious mafia cadre, jumped up nimbly. It was not the first time he had experienced such a thing with his vigorous figure.

He lightly tossed the three-colored cat on his face to his friend at the side, then stretched out a hand wrapped in bandages to gently caress the little girl's face, with a slightly coquettish tone in his tone, he said:

"Really, didn't Green Sauce come to help? Oh, it hurts my heart."

...Didn't you get up easily?She also threw her beloved kitten to Mr. Oda Wow!

Cage Island Green has nothing to say.

Although I don’t want to admit it, Mr. Dazai’s eyes are really beautiful... Not daring to take another look, she lowered her head and took the other’s big hand away from her face with difficulty, "Okay, I know, I will pay more attention next time So can I go brush my teeth now?!" She couldn't help but whine under her breath.

I don't know why Kageshima Green always feels that Mr. Dazai's attitude towards her seems to have changed a little bit... from the moment he entered the door?

Yep, seems to be getting more rogue...

Could she choose to call the police?

Osamu Dazai, whose hand was taken off, was not angry. Instead, he showed a more gentle smile and reached out to touch her head like a cat: "...As expected, Green Sauce is not afraid of me at all." After knowing my identity The latter is also ah.

...scared, actually.Cage Island Green reluctantly thought.

"That's not "scared"." Osamu Dazai replied with a smile as if he had guessed what the other party was thinking. It's the same with me."

Oh, okay.You say yes.Cage Island Green whispered: "Then I can go to brush now..."

"By the way, Green Sauce really doesn't look like a 12-year-old child!" Osamu Dazai interrupted her suddenly, and when the little girl slowly typed out a series of question marks above her head, he said word by word: "I always feel like I still need to be a child." Hmm... a bit more mature, right? Whether it's from the perspective of accepting new things or super self-care ability."

"...Well, Mr. Dazai, if you want to praise me for being smart and smart, just say so." Midori Kageshima looked at him seriously, while straightening his back, "I really have to brush my teeth! Please let me go."

Osamu Dazai smiled and said nothing, but this time he didn't stop the other party from washing.

Turning his head, he met the probing eyes of the previous person and the cat, and said calmly, "...don't think too much."

This guy is always... like this.The amount of assistance from Oda Saku.After a long while, this vicissitudes young man in a striped shirt, jacket and suit with a plain tie couldn't help asking:

"Dazai...what did you mean you didn't look like 12 years old?" He frowned.

"It's literally." Dazai smiled mysteriously.

hello...

When they reached the door of Oda's house, Mr. Dazai, who had remained silent all the way, suddenly held Kageshima Midori's hand...

"..." Midori Kageshima, who was holding udon in the other hand, paused. She seemed to be thinking about how to break away decently, but later found that the possibility of this was almost zero, so she took the initiative to say:

"Did Mr. Dazai always like to hold women's hands?"... Well, men can count.

Because the other party seemed to be very skillful and naturally wrapped her entire palm, the ten fingers that were forced to intertwine were pinched, scratched, hooked, pulled, and pulled by his fingertips along the way. Pass...

Probably because he felt that there was no need to hide his true nature anymore. Apart from using his aura to scare away a wretched uncle who deliberately knocked off her bag, this young man with dark curly hair was competing with dogs on the side of the road...

Yes, you read that right, a young and handsome little brother insisted on competing with a husky who completely ignored him!Cage Island Green feels tired for Huskies, although she also hates barking dogs...

But it doesn't mean that she will take the initiative to provoke each other!

The husky who was touched innocently is miserable, so is she.Kageshima Green has always felt that she is like a lamb to be slaughtered in front of Mr. Dazai, or the kind that is easy to be swallowed if you are not careful, and there is nothing left, very miserable.Woohoo...don't ask why this weird metaphor because it is.

"Hey, why do you say that?" Seeing the little girl crying, Osamu Dazai couldn't hold back all the evil factors in his heart, "I won't let you in if I don't say anything."

Cage Island Green: "..."

To be honest, Cage Island Green didn't want to chat with him anymore.

Now she is thinking about what kind of identity she should greet those well-behaved children adopted by Mr. Oda...

But soon she didn't have to worry about it, because... when she and a boy wearing dark blue sunglasses looked at each other in the corridor for a while—

"Wow! Big news! Big news! Saku! Shinji! Yu! Katsumi, come out and see! Sakunosuke Obasan is back with his child bride and his man!" The boy said, "Hehehe Obasan’s little secret has been witnessed by me, right? If you have the ability, come and catch me and tie me up a little bit.” Seeing that, Cage Island Green couldn’t help but fall into “…… "middle.

Osamu Dazai on the side laughed like a duck with epilepsy.

...? ? ? ?

So why do your children know so much, Mr. Oda?She raised her head and looked at the embarrassed man with some embarrassment, the child bride and his man?Or is he not her...

Oda Sakunosuke coughed lightly: "Ah... Kosuke, he was joking."

Cage Island Green: "..." Do you think she will believe it? !

The author has something to say: Dazai (smiling): Xiaolu also knows a lot.

Green Girl: It feels like you are scolding a donkey...

Oda: ...does any of you remember Ango?

The teacher's ability was not eliminated because it was protected by Hal's magic (the reason for binding the golden finger can't be said for the time being)...

The intimate contact between him and Dazai only happened in the "Midnight Cafeteria"