catch a boyfriend home

It has to be said that Yu Fan was shocked.

Although he knew that Yi Xingwen would watch the live broadcast occasionally, but since he had never posted a barrage, nor told himself what his ID was, he had the right to pretend it was nothing.

But this time, not only did he show up, but he also gave gifts to others in such a high-profile way, what is he doing!

Upon hearing Yu Fan's surprised tone, the audience in the live broadcast room knew that this boss had an unusual identity, and based on the association of the name "cute blush chicken", they guessed logically that this boss was probably a bird that he hadn't seen for a long time Brother, one after another began to howl.

"Brother Bird, is it Brother Bird?"

"Three months, a whole three months! Brother Bird finally showed up?"

"If I didn't often hear parrots in the Yu live broadcast room, I'm afraid I thought brother Niao ran away in an accident?"

"Scumbag! You still know how to come back!"

"If brother Bird doesn't come back, Yu will have a new CP!"

Yi Xingwen snorted softly, and said in a low voice, "New CP?"

The bullet screens gave him popular science in a hurry.

"Have you seen this passer-by? Although his ID is passer-by, don't take him for a passer-by! Three months have passed, and now the new fans are 'only know the passer-by, but don't know the bird brother'!"

"Brother Bird is about to join the battle, I can't wait to see the Shura field! Excited!"

"Who are you talking about? Who is Brother Bird?"

"See? If you don't come, we will marry the fish to passers-by!"

"Brother Bird's cards are gone, and I, Yuniao Shengshi, are dead!"

Yu Fan stared blankly at the performances of the playwrights, and couldn't laugh or cry: "What the hell are you talking about! Just marry me, don't be gay! I'm not gay!"

It was rare for people along the way to see such a lively scene.

After all, because Brother Niao once claimed to protect the fish in the live broadcast room, and he became famous in the first battle, Yu Fan's audience was deeply impressed by him, and even the live broadcast room with people along the way also brushed Brother Niao.

People along the way looked at the reminders from the audience in the live broadcast room, and said in fear: "What? Zhenggong is here? Tell me to run quickly?"

He has been an anchor for so many years and has seen all kinds of ridicule and jokes, and he is not angry. Instead, he followed the trend and said very cowardly: "Okay! Let's leave now!"

When Danmaku heard his quick farewell, he burst into laughter.

Yu Fan said helplessly: "What, don't listen to their nonsense!"

Seeing that the live broadcast room was in chaos, Yi Xingwen sent a barrage.

"You guys play. I'm here to tell everyone that I'm back."

Barrage: "Wow!! Zhenggong's tone!"

"Brother Bird is afraid that someone with a heart will slander Yu because of this. After all, there have been precedents before."

"That's right. Although it hasn't been trending recently, many people have randomly speculated about the breakup between Brother Yu and Bird."

"Yu has already said that Brother Niao has something to do at home. Some people are just too idle to find something to do!"

"Brother Bird is good! I will always be a firm bird and fish party!"

"Bird and fish party plus one!"

The effect was achieved, Yi Xingwen smiled with satisfaction, lowered his head and sent Yu Fan a WeChat message.

[Cute Blush Chicken] Let's play, I'm afraid that if I don't show up for so long, someone will make up black stuff again.

Yu Fan didn't understand why Brother Yi suddenly changed his style at first, but it dawned on him when he saw the news, and he couldn't help feeling warm in his heart.

【Seven Kings of Fish】Brother!

[Cute Blush Chicken] Huh?

【Fish Seven Kings】You are so kind! (kiss.emoji)

Yi Xingwen stared at the kissing expression behind him, froze for a moment, then pursed his lips and smiled.

Compared with this, I still look forward to reality.

[Fish Seven Kings] Do you want to play this game?Famine, builders!

[Cute Blush Chicken] No, another day, I still have something to do today.

Hearing what he said, Yu Fan thought that he must have been busy with work for a while since he had been on leave for so long.

[Fish Seven Kings] Oh oh good, then you are busy!

Yi Xingwen put away his mobile phone and reduced Yu Fan's live broadcast room.

The new folder was lying on the most conspicuous place on the desktop, but he bypassed it and clicked on Steam, and typed two words in the search box: Famine.

Facing the tutorial, I stumbled and learned.

He has to study how to play this game first, so that he can show his glory and be invincible!

The boss didn't have such thick thighs at the beginning.

Finally, a week later, he got his chance to play.

Famine is a survival management game, which has a variety of characters, and players need to cooperate with each other in order to survive.

Yu Fan played the role of a Valkyrie, good at fighting; All the way played the role of a lumberjack, good at cutting trees.

These two characters are working hard outside. In order to cooperate with them and avoid starving to death from time to time, Yi Xingwen chose a gentleman scientist who is good at making tools and suitable for housework.

As soon as he entered the game, he heard Yu Fan say: "We finally have a housekeeper! It's not easy!"

People along the way sang in cadence: "After working hard for dozens of days, when I went back and saw the dilapidated home, I wanted to end it. Fortunately, this strong and reliable... um..." cute With the arrival of Big Brother Blush Chicken, our life finally ushered in the light again!"

Poorer than Yu Fan.

Yi Xingwen chuckled and said, "Where did you build your house?"

Yu Fan said: "It's not far from the Gate of Birth, by the pond."

Yi Xingwen looked around and couldn't even find a wall, except broken boxes and rotten grass, and said, "No, there are only a few boxes and broken berry bushes..."

The scene suddenly stopped for a few seconds.

A passer-by coughed lightly: "Well, that's right, don't doubt it...that's home."

Yi Xingwen: "?"

Yi Xingwen didn't dare to believe it: "So you have lived for more than 30 days and lived in the open, without four walls at home?"

Yu Fan wiped his face and said sadly: "Brother, stop talking, I'm going to cry."

Yi Xingwen shook his head and laughed helplessly.

Then start resignedly cleaning up their mess.

After a while, Yu Fan, who was fighting monsters outside, ran back with a trace of blood, and asked for help: "Brother, brother! Is there anything to eat, I'm about to starve to death!"

Yi Xingwen built a wall outside and said, "There are meatballs in the refrigerator, go get them."

Yu Fan ran to the refrigerator and wondered, "Since when did we have something as advanced as a refrigerator! There's even a pot next to it!"

He opened the refrigerator, stared at the ten meatballs inside, and said, "Damn! Real meatballs! After playing this game for a month, I actually saw it for the first time!"

All the way: "What? Meatballs? What do they look like? I ate mushrooms and berries for a month, now tell me there are meatballs available in this game?"

It looks like two fools.

Yi Xingwen smiled and said nothing.

Yu Fan ate the meatballs to satisfy his hunger, grabbed his weapon and said aggressively: "Okay, my lord, I'm resurrected with full blood now, and I can start fighting!"

"Passers-by! Let's clear the spider nest together!"

"Passerby! Give me wood, give me wood! I can't make torches!"

"Passers-by! Where did you go, there is a pig chasing me!"

"Passerby! The moon is full! Damn! How did you become a raccoon!"

"Stay away from me, you are too scary!"

"..."

After playing the whole game, Yi Xingwen could only hear Yu Fan calling out to passers-by in various ways.

He who stayed at home to do housework had no sense of existence at all.

Yi Xingwen: "..."

It shouldn't be like this!

Finally, after a while, the sound of two people calling for help resounded in the live broadcast room.

"My god, I saw the spring boss, by the pond!"

"Here I come, grass, it's so fucking scary, this duck!"

"It's coming after me, help!"

"You are a Valkyrie, hurry up!"

"It's so huge, I'm a little timid... just a little ooh!"

"Brother! We can't hold on anymore! Help!"

Yi Xingwen raised the corner of his mouth and smiled.

Isn't he here now?

Yi Xingwen's homework for a week is not for nothing. Although the spring boss is scary and bloody, it is easy to win if you master the skills.

Yu Fan and Yi Luren, the two generals, hid behind the grass and watched Yi Xingwen kill the enemy in front of them. They had a strange sense of pride like a hero living in seclusion in the world and working as a cook at home.

A passer-by sighed: "Your brother is too strong, an unarmed scientist can kill the boss with ease!"

Yu Fan said casually: "Of course, I, Brother Yi, am a super boss! I can do anything!"

People along the way sighed, "Think about what kind of life we ​​lived before! Those who are dying are no better than beggars!"

"I think we have seen meatballs and house walls before?"

"Would you dare to fight the boss before we saw it? We haven't seen the boss a few times, and we can't survive the winter!"

"Thinking of us before..."

Yi Xingwen had just returned from the victory, and he planned to accept a wave of honor and appreciation, but he didn't expect to be smashed to pieces by a few "missing us before" from all the way.

But it's only been two months, and it's become "us".

Brother Bird expressed his anger.

Yu Fan heard that he couldn't stop, and said: "You can shut up, don't recall the past, okay? It wasn't a good past."

The people along the way immediately paused for two seconds, and cried like a playwright: "Yuda, you won't abandon me just because I talk too much! I'm your most loyal fan! I'll protect you from the wind and rain, and fight for you Kill the enemy, protect you without complaint or regret, I dare not go west when you say something, beat and scold, never speak back..."

Yu Fan was so annoyed that his head hurt, he laughed and cursed: "Say one more thing, I really kicked you out!"

All the way: "..."

Yi Xingwen has never wanted to hear the voices of people along the way as much as he does now.

He snorted coldly, and a different feeling suddenly rose in his heart.

Like a lemon falling into the sour bubbles of a carbonated drink, it exploded in my heart.

I am the one who shields him from the wind and rain, I am the one who kills the enemy, and I am the one who protects him without complaint or regret.

Besides...

Who is not a fan anymore.

The author has something to say: Yi Xingwen: sour.