catch a boyfriend home

A new day, a different mood.

Yi Xingwen sat in front of the desk, staring at the message Li He sent him on WeChat, feeling remorse suddenly.

[Li He] You are so lucky, have you written the outline of the new story and the protagonist?

Yi Xingwen: "..."

No.

Xingyun Liushui has been stationed in the male channel for many years, single and persistent, and is praised by readers as the Mount Everest in the male channel author world.

In fact, there are many reasons for this. Because of Yi Xingwen's sexual orientation, he never writes novels, and because he is afraid of "being in the mountains, the clouds cover his eyes", he does not touch the field of danmei.The articles he writes are all about the male protagonist, in short, they are beautiful stories about the male protagonist upgrading and fighting monsters alone. Occasionally, he will be matched with an official partner, but there are few emotional lines.

Moreover, the characters in his novels are all bright and colorful, and readers are not afraid of not having CP.

So for him, once the outline and the male protagonist are established, the skeleton of the whole article will emerge.

After so many days of having fun, without writing half a word, Yi Xingwen finally felt sorry for his conscience.

He let out a long sigh, clicked on the "Male Protagonist" file on the desktop, and put it down together with the content he had put in the memo on his phone these days.

But looking closely at these two or three items, I always feel that it doesn't seem like a serious male protagonist, but rather...

He couldn't figure out what it was for the time being, but if he really sent this to Li He, she would designate her to rush over from her house with her big belly in her arms, pointing at his nose and cursing.

Yi Xingwen raised his hand and touched his nose guiltily, then reopened a new document, and began to scribble to pay off his debt.

It wasn't until the evening, when Miss Xiyang got off work, that gorgeous skirt slowly disappeared on the horizon, that Yi Xingwen finally handed over the freshly baked homework to Li He.

Li He quickly accepted the document.

After the task was completed, Yi Xingwen was free to make a pot of tea for himself, and when he came back with the teacup, there was another new message in the dialog box.

[Li He] Are you sure this is the hero's design?

[Li He] Why do I feel like a couple's memo?Or the super pink, super sweet kind?

Yi Xingwen frowned, put down his teacup, clicked on the "Male Master Set.doc" he had sent, and took a look, only to realize something was wrong.

[Cute Blush Chicken] Ah, I sent it wrong.

The document that he rejected before was called "Male Master Setting", he was too lazy to change the name, so he changed the post version to "Male Master Setting 1", but he sent it to Li He by mistake.

He found the latter edition and sent her a new one.

But the mouse stopped at the "Couple Memo" in the message above.

Yi Xingwen paused with his fingers, and suddenly pursed his lips and smiled.

I didn't expect it to be answered so quickly.

At this time, the WeChat notification sounded again.

[Li He] Are you...in a relationship?

Yi Xingwen seemed to have been caught for doing something bad, he suppressed the uncontrollable corners of his mouth, coughed lightly, and replied.

[Cute Blush Chicken] Not yet.

[Li He] Really?I do not believe.

[Cute Blush Chicken] Really not.

A malicious big-tailed wolf licked its rear molars meaningfully.

This is not yet caught up.

【Li He】All right, let's just trust you.

[Li He] Tomorrow, I will go to your house to discuss the outline of the new article with you, and discuss the promotional work of your joining the new company by the way.

A new round of hard work was about to start again, and Yi Xingwen rubbed his temples with a headache.But there is no way, after all, he relies on this to eat.

Suddenly, I felt that there was no substantial difference between him and the peasant uncle.

[Li He] The most important thing is, I must have a bite of the rice you cooked with your own hands.

Yi Xingwen chuckled and said generously.

[Cute Blush Chicken] OK.

After chatting about work, Yi Xingwen stretched his waist, drank all the tea, and opened Yu Fan's live broadcast room.

Because this morning he told Yu Fan that he was going to be busy recently and couldn't play games with him.

Yu Fan had tasted the feeling of being protected by the big boss, and he didn't have the confidence to go back to the sad and bitter days before.

Breaking through the training camp alone doesn't match his elegant demeanor, so let's forget it.

So, today he deliberately took a book, cleared his throat, and prepared to be a gentle and elegant sleep anchor.

But by coincidence, what he was holding was the latest horror detective novel published by Xing Yun Liu Shui.

While thinking about it, before others could react, he frightened himself half to death.

But he was so desperate for face that his voice was trembling unbelievably, and he insisted on reading.

So it becomes:

"Today's moon is very round, even if the street lamp is not lit for some unknown reason, it does not affect people's sight at all, and of course it does not affect Qi Ran's ability to see the object hanging on the street lamp... Hiss... Headless... Corpse Corpse"

"The sound of beep dongdong was particularly ear-piercing, and it was not until he touched his face that he realized that the source of these sounds was his own face—the sound of beep dongdong was blood cough, cough, liquid and The sound of his face colliding... (breath breath breath)."

With my own strength, I forcibly read a horror novel into a funny story.

The barrage is trying to persuade him.

"Don't read it, don't read it, I'm dying of laughter, how can I sleep! 2333333."

"Thank you, I got a laugh."

"You are not a sleep anchor, is it a cross talk club?"

"If I hadn't read this horror detective book by Lucky Daddy, I would have thought he was writing a funny article, hahahahaha."

"Hey, do you people have a conscience? We Yu are so scared, and we are still performing stand-up comedy for you conscientiously. It's not easy!"

"Don't read it if you are afraid, go to sleep, ah."

Yu Fan never gave up, insisted: "I'm not, who said I'm scared! I'm not scared at all, this is a book of great luck, I've read it several times before, how can I be scared! I It's just...the throat condition is a bit bad today, so it's not because I'm afraid!"

The barrage died laughing.

"Okay, okay, whatever you say is right, who asked me to spoil you."

"A hard-talking person can't be set up."

"Why didn't the fish eat chicken today? Where's Brother Bird?"

Yu Fan said rather melancholy: "The big brother next door is going to be busy with work recently, so he doesn't have time to play with me."

He propped his chin with his hands, sighed, flipped through the book and said, "I've finished reading this chapter, and I'll continue tomorrow. Let me repeat it again, I'm a man of seven feet, Young Master Yu of the capital, so I won't be afraid!"

Yi Xingwen couldn't hold back his forehead and laughed.

The mouse that was about to delete the obsolete document paused.

When he got up to leave, the original "Male Owner's Design" document on the desktop disappeared, replaced by four big characters with deep meaning - "Fishing Manual".

----

Eleven o'clock the next morning.

Yi Xingwen went to pick up Li He at the gate of the community, and when he came back, he happened to meet Yu Fan who was about to have dinner.

Li He's eyes lit up as soon as he saw a person, his big eyes leaked gossip, he lifted his backpack with no place to rest his hands, and pointed out: "This is it?"

Yi Xingwen could guess what she was thinking, he smiled helplessly, and introduced: "This is Yu Fan, who lives next door to me, this is..."

At this moment, the iron door next door opened suddenly, and a figure rushed out recklessly, startling everyone.Considering Li He's pregnancy, Yi Xingwen subconsciously stretched out his hand to cover her stomach and stood in front of her.

The people who rushed out were also surprised that there were so many people outside, and quickly stopped in their tracks.

Only then did they realize that the man was Xiang Wan.

Yu Fan asked, "What's wrong?"

Xiang Wan wrinkled his face and said bitterly, "My parents are back...there was another fight."

Yi Xingwen protected Li He, and said, "Come to my house first."

Xiang Wan nodded and followed him in.

She noticed that Yi Xingwen was very nervous about her sister, and found that her stomach was slightly swollen, so she asked curiously, "Is this sister pregnant?"

Hearing this, Li He rubbed his belly, smiled and nodded, "Yes."

She looked at Yi Xingwen in front of her, rolled her eyes and asked, "Then sister, are you Brother Yi's girlfriend?"

Yi Xingwen was stunned for a moment, subconsciously looked at Yu Fan beside him, and immediately denied, "No, she is my colleague."

Yu Fan was also taken aback by him for a moment, and after realizing it, it might be because the previous introduction was interrupted, and he was making a supplementary introduction to himself.

So he nodded happily.

Li He had a lot of fun observing the little interaction between the two of them, and was busy clearing up the misunderstanding: "Yeah, I'm just a colleague, and I'm married. My name is Li He, and I may be a few years older than you. Just call me Sister Li He."

Yu Fan and Xiang Wan replied together: "Sister Li He."

Yi Xingwen originally cooked a meal for three people at noon today, but considering Yu Fan's appetite, he prepared a lot, and Xiang Wan's pair of chopsticks was more than enough.

At the dinner table, Xiang Wan turned his grief and anger into appetite because he had just quarreled with his parents, and ate a big bowl of rice angrily.

While eating, she vomited bitterness, "It's still because of my voluntary problem. They never backed down and kept persuading me to change, but I have already reported it, and there is no way to change it. They are so angry that I am determined to do my own way. It's hard to eat."

Li He is pregnant, and her thinking is more like "mother", said: "However, archeology is indeed not a popular major for girls, and there may be gender discrimination in future employment, and most of the working hours are in the field. Tired and suffering, your parents are right to think too much."

Xiang Wan defended, "I checked the information before and knew that archeology is very tiring, but I just like it, and I will be responsible for my choice."

Yi Xingwen smiled and said, "It would be great if you could tell your parents like this, they may not understand you."

Xiang Wan snorted, "My dad has a stubborn temper like a bull. He won't listen to my opinions seriously at all. He also said that I am determined to go my own way. He is the most arbitrary person in our family!"

Yu Fan whispered to Yi Xingwen, and said, "Uncle Xiang is so fierce, all the children in our community are afraid of him since they were young."

Yi Xingwen pursed his lips, lowered his voice and teased: "You are so obedient, why does he kill you too?"

For some reason, when he heard this, Yu Fan suddenly felt his face was a little hot for no reason. He lowered his head to cover up the rice in silence, and whispered: "When I was young... I was still a little naughty."

Yi Xingwen stared at his reddened ear tips, and raised the corners of his mouth happily.

After the meal, everyone went to the living room for after-dinner tea.

There happened to be a movie from a few years ago on the TV, it was very classic and very interesting, and it didn’t feel awkward to watch from halfway through, and everyone happened to have nothing to do, so they watched it with relish.

After watching it for a few minutes, Yi Xingwen took a sip of his tea and said, "The plot is a bit rough."

Li He also echoed: "Well, after all, it was a work a few years ago, so there is nothing wrong with it."

Who knows, someone is not happy about it.

Yu Fan sat up straight and said: "It's already very good. This TV series was written when Xingyun Liushui was 20 years old. It's normal to have some flaws, but even if there are flaws, he is still one of the best. What's more, he Now the style of writing is getting more and more mature, and the works I write are becoming more and more exciting. It can be said that he is a very talented author."

A "true fan" is interpreted to the extreme.

Li He: "..."

Li He immediately acted like a fool, and echoed, "Yes, she is very talented, and I agree with that very much."

Yi Xingwen raised his eyebrows, and reached out to pass the teacup to his lips, trying to cover the corners of his mouth.

The corner of the mouth always rises uncontrollably.

It seems that someone needs to help press it.

Or... anything else.

Thinking a little too much, Yi Xingwen coughed a few times, and said: "Then what...we have some work matters to discuss, you can go back to your respective houses and take a nap when you are full."

He has a job, and they don't want to continue to bother him, so after saying goodbye, they put down their teacups and went out.

Wait for the door to close.

Li He finally couldn't hold it anymore, she turned Erlang's legs up, stared at the "big-tailed wolf" who was obsessed with amusement, and said, "No wonder!"

"Such a cute and protective little guy, it's no wonder you don't like him!"

If it wasn't for Li He's presence, Yi Xingwen would have rushed upstairs to open the file and add a new one.

The male protagonist sets No. 14: protect the shortcoming. (^_^)

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