catch a boyfriend home

That night, Yu Fan started the live broadcast 10 minutes earlier.

Like an elementary school teacher who is about to be listened to by the school leaders, he painstakingly explains the precautions to the students.

"Let me tell you, the big brother next door is going to play games with me later, so you have to be careful with your words!"

"Don't allow yin and yang to be weird, and don't allow chattering, or I'll turn off the live broadcast immediately! It's absolutely true!"

"He's a serious person! Don't tease him... make fun of him!"

The "serious person" Yi Xingwen is listening secretly in the live broadcast room at the moment.

He pursed his lips and smiled, opened WeChat to send him a message.

【Cute Blush Chicken】Are you ready?

【Fish Seven Kings】Okay, bro, add me, my ID is fish7.

Yi Xingwen had already entered his ID in the search column, and only clicked the mouse lightly after receiving the message.

As a result, all viewers in the live broadcast room saw the friend request from "bird1".

The barrage died laughing.

"With all due respect, have you really not communicated in private? Why are the names so matching?"

"Bird1, fish7, Flower, Bird and Fish Market, No. 17, Beijing City, it's time to eat!"

"Ouch."

Yu Fan was irritable looking at the barrage painting style that was gradually moving towards the road of "being harmonious".

Before he could speak, bird1's team invitation had already been sent, so he had no choice but to accept it first.

As soon as he entered the team, Yi Xingwen's magnetic and gentle voice came from his ear, "Can you hear me?"

The barrage exploded.

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"My god! The voice of the neighbor's eldest brother is so nice! You can be a voice actor! Gentle and affectionate! I can!"

"Sister is fine, so is younger sister! And I heard from Yu that he is very handsome!! I'm dead!"

Yu Fan smacked his lips, and silently cast aside this group of unreserved audience in his heart, and ruthlessly shut down the barrage assistant.

"can hear."

Yi Xingwen reached out to support the earphones, and said with a smile: "Well, get ready, open four rows, okay?"

Double rows are too easy to expose the intimacy of the two, and it is also easy to embarrass.On the basis of not being sure, Yi Xingwen made the first choice and chose the method that was easier for both of them to accept.

Yu Fan said: "Okay."

The game starts matching.

The two teammates in this game were also together. As soon as they entered the team, they drove the microphone and greeted them with a smile.

Teammate No. [-] said: "Are you guys on No. [-] and No. [-] together?"

The number one "bird1" was very satisfied with his number, and said in a good mood: "Yes."

"I guessed it right, I can tell from the name!" No. [-] teammate Thief Xixi said: "Hey, bring your girlfriend to play?"

Yi Xingwen immediately coughed lightly and said, "No..."

No. 7 "fishi[-]" turned on the mic and said angrily, "I'm a man!"

Teammate No. [-] was on the spot, "Oh, oh, I misunderstood, I misunderstood!"

Yi Xingwen chuckled.

Teammate No. [-] tutted, "Why do you two old men choose a couple name?"

Yu Fan retorted: "Who said it was a couple's name? This is... the name of our team!"

Teammate No. [-] asked curiously, "What team?"

Yu Fan: "..."

After nearly a minute of silence.

Yu Fan endured the humiliation and said, "Flower, Bird and Fish Market Team."

"Pfft..." Yi Xingwen couldn't help laughing, and quickly turned off the microphone.

In the earphones, Yu Fan was still talking nonsense, "Our flower, bird and fish market team is very large, with almost a hundred people, and the team is divided into three sub-teams. It goes without saying! The numbers in our suffixes are all In terms of strength, for example, if I am fish7, I am the seventh strongest member of the fish team!"

What he said was clear, and teammate No. [-] was confused, and asked: "Then No. [-] is the boss of the Bird team?"

Yu Fan said: "Of course, my elder brother is very strong!"

Yi Xingwen was so teased by him that his hands were shaking so much that he couldn't even hold the mouse steadily.

It has to be said that the current gamers are still too naive. Teammate No. [-] immediately believed it and began to hold his thighs, "Then can big brother take us to fly? Although we are good, we are obedient and will never hold back big brother!"

Yu Fanhu pretended to be a tiger and said: "That must be done!"

Yi Xingwen was entrusted with the important task of towing the plane. He finally held back his laughter and started playing games seriously.

Yu Fan's game level is too low, and Yi Xingwen hasn't played for a few days, and all the players he matches with are low-level players, which can be regarded as a beginner mode at best.

A few of them followed behind Yi Xingwen, and they didn't see half of them. They managed to fight for half the game.

At this time, the airdrop fell on them.

Yu Fan excitedly said, "The airdrop is hitting your face!"

Teammate No. [-] looked up at the sky, predicted the position and said, "You should go a little further to the left."

Yu Fan looked at the direction of the airdrop and said, "Nonsense, it's a little further to the right."

Teammate No. [-] walked a little forward, "Don't fight me, I think this direction is absolutely in front!"

The three of them refused to accept each other, and all ran in the direction they predicted.

Then, the airdrop fluttered, and landed right in front of Yi Xingwen who hadn't moved.

Yu Fan: "..."

Teammate No. [-]: "..."

Teammate No. [-]: "..."

Yi Xingwen happily enjoyed the "fat goose" he got, and fired a Magnum in a loud voice.

Teammate No. [-] excitedly said: "Fuck! It's AWM!"

Teammate No. [-] eagerly said: "Then what, brother, let's discuss something!"

Now that AWM is in hand, there is absolutely no reason to let it out.

Yi Xingwen said mercilessly: "There is no discussion."

Yu Fan stared at the gun in his hand, almost dying of envy.

Because he is so good, he either landed in a box or was killed by someone in the end. He has never picked up such advanced gadgets as airdrops, let alone AWM. He has never seen it before, only the experience of being killed by it. .

He hurried over, bouncing up and down in front of Yi Xingwen, with desire written all over his body, and said, "Brother, brother! Can you lend me the gun in your hand?"

"This?" Yi Xingwen smiled and said, "I can touch it for you."

The bullet screen was shocked.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"23333 Brother Bird, what the hell!"

"When others ask, it's 'not negotiable', but if we fish, it's 'it's okay to touch'!"

"What are you touching? What gun? Where is the gun?"

"The key is that our fish is very cute! It's me, I want to give him good things too!"

"That's different! That's AWM! It can only be said that the neighbor's elder brother really loves you!"

"Brother Bird is too gentle and soft!"

"Eh? Why did you start ghs while talking?"

Yu Fan turned off the barrage, he didn't see these words at all, he is now dancing with the freshly released AWM.

Before he could finish his joy, other teams followed the airdrop position.

On the opposite side were also some reckless men, who drove directly into the middle of them, and instantly killed the No. [-] teammate who was stunned in place.

Yi Xingwen reminded: "Shoot."

It was only then that Yu Fan came to his senses, and fired several Magnum shots with "bang bang bang".

Yi Xingwen: "..."

After a scuffle, Yi Xingwen was the only one left.

The number of kills increased by four.

Yu Fan took a deep breath and said pleasantly, "Brother! You are so strong!!"

Yi Xingwen coughed lightly, "It's okay."

Seeing that the live broadcast room finally won the blood, the barrage finally has hope.

"Brother Bird is a boss! Our fish is finally led by a boss! It's not easy!"

"I'm crying, the live broadcast room finally took a life."

"It's opened, it's opened, thanks to the neighbor's big brother, it will get better and better in the future!"

This game ended quickly, although he failed to get the chicken, but touched the AWM and wasted several shots of Magnum, Yu Fan was still very satisfied.

The second round will start soon.

In this game, I met a dumb teammate and a talkative teammate.

The dumb teammate didn't say a word from the beginning to the end, and the talkative teammate was the opposite of him-speaking from the beginning to the end.

Moreover, this teammate seems to be a fan of Yu Fan.

Because as soon as he entered the team, he started howling with excitement: "Is number two Yu Qida? Is it Yu Qida? My God, what a coincidence! Yu Qida, I like your song so much!"

Yu Fan was stunned for a moment, then glanced at his ID——qianfan, I didn't recognize him.

Looks like it should be his audience.

He turned on the microphone and whispered, "Thank you."

After getting his response, the teammates became more emotional, and said to themselves: "I have listened to every song of yours, and even made a few covers. Your song Rose on the Barren Hill, and Wild, are my favorites. I have covered both of the songs. When I listened to it a few years ago, the number of plays was only a few hundred, and now it has several million!"

A fan's mouth and mouth are covered and played.

Yu Fan didn't know what to say, and said in a daze, "Oh..."

The teammate continued: "Yu Qida, I also often post songs on Yushu videos, do you want to add a friend? Let's make an appointment to sing together some other day? My ID in Yushu is Qian Fanguo, you can search it, I have 200 million followers That's me."

Yu Fan: "..."

Forgive him for not being able to accept this kind of communication method that only cares about himself and doesn't know what embarrassment is.

He didn't know how to answer, so he opened the barrage assistant to see if the omnipotent netizens could give him some advice.

The barrage is also brushing.

"This seems to be that Thousand Sails in the music area..."

"Is that the one who caught our fish's heat?"

"Well... there may be many people who don't know this Qianfanguo. After all, there is an iron wall between the cover circle and the original circle. Marketing and touting singing skills have attracted many low-intelligence fans. His group of elementary school fans are most good at sucking blood and closing their eyes, saying "Qianfan is the best, singing much better than the original singer!" "Hang the original singer!" ''I only know this song from Qianfan!''I refuse to compare, in my heart, Qianfan sings the best.' This kind of ky comment abounds, and he himself pretends to turn a blind eye to it, and is even complacent, which can be said to be You are a street mouse in the original circle."

"I really don't know how he has the cheek to say that he is a big fan of Yu Qi. How can anyone allow his fans to scold his idol?"

"Still making an appointment for a song, what song is an appointment? Just say that it's a song that fans can get us? Don't even think about it."

Yu Fan's songs have always been open to copyright and anyone can cover them.

But he didn't know that the water in the cover singing circle was so deep.

Yi Xingwen, who was in the live broadcast room, naturally also saw these bullet screens, and his teammates seemed to praise Yu Fan but actually boasted about himself in his ears. He frowned and snorted coldly.

In front of his idol, he should be full of joy and a little timid, but this person's face is extremely thick. Not only is he not timid, but it seems to be a higher level, and he does not regard himself as an outsider at all.

Qian Fanguo was still chattering, "Yu Qida, have you released a new song recently? I can't wait to cover it! Well, Daddy, can I trouble you? Every time I release a song, fans will only say It sounds good, but I don’t have much room for improvement. I want to say, can I send you the cover after I sing it, and then you can give me your opinion? Whatever you say is fine, I..."

Yu Fan was so annoyed by him that his brain ached.

Just about to say forget it, don't bother me.

But Yi Xingwen spoke first, "After beating around the bush for so long, do you want him to give you a compliment, or do you want him to say that you sing his songs so beautifully, that you are like a fairy descending from heaven."

After a pause, he corrected again: "No, you just want him to admit that you can sing better than him... Am I right?"

The teammates froze for a moment, and said, "You..."

After just a few seconds of stupor, a gunshot rang out, and a sniper in the distance knocked him down with a headshot.

Qian Fanguo: "..."

Brother, among other things, can you save me first?

But Yi Xingwen came over, didn't mean to save him, but aimed his gun at him, and continued: "With the power of the streams to gather into the sea, you don't know how to be grateful, but you show your greatness in front of them , don't you find it ridiculous?"

On the screen, Qian Fanguo's game character is lying on the ground sadly.

Behind the screen, his condition was not very good, his face flushed instantly.Although he said on the surface that he is a fan of Yuqi, but because he has more fans than him, he feels that few people listen to his song itself, and it became popular after he sang it himself.

So there is always a superiority in my heart.

But his little thoughts were exposed just like that, and in front of the two fans in the live broadcast room, he was so ashamed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground, "I'm not, I didn't..."

"Original is god." Yi Xingwen interrupted him, "But you don't seem to understand this truth."

Yi Xingwen saw that the rescue time bar was gradually shortening, and when it was almost zero, he closed his gun and stepped forward.

The teammate thought he was coming to save him, so he said "thank you".

Who would have thought that Yi Xingwen just squatted down and punched him, then turned around and left.

The author has something to say: Hmm... it shouldn't be a big deal if you don't save your stupid teammates, right? (humble