Shen Qingqiu, shut up
Chapter 7
"Shen Qingqiu, shut up! "36-38
Shen four-year-old counterattack warning!Counterattack warning!Counterattack warning!
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36
In the blink of an eye, the day when "the four factions jointly interrogated Shen Qingqiu, Luo Binghe righteously exterminated his relatives and abolished his bones", Luo Binghe circled around Shen Qingqiu restlessly.
"Stop! Sit down! You're making me dizzy."
Luo Sansui, who was forced to sit down, took out the elixir from the Qiankun bag in his arms.
"This medicine can relieve pain, this one can activate blood and strengthen muscles..."
Before Luo was three years old and continued to stuff Shen Qingqiu's body with wound medicine, Qingyang walked in with his big Gu jar in his arms.
Qingyang shook the horns on his forehead, and knocked on the "altar pole"① to Luo Mozun.
Luo Binghe heard the string song and knew the elegant meaning, and immediately offered the newly caught Gu worms to please Qingyang.
After getting the food, Qing Yang took a sip of her saliva and reminded her friendlyly: "If you just take out the fairy bone instead of breaking it, then you can put the fairy bone back into your body in the future and you can continue to practice. Damage to your cultivation is unavoidable , I don’t know if taking the immortal bone instead of breaking the immortal bone will cause the plot to deviate too much.”
After some discussion, Shen and Luo decided to try to replace "waste fairy bones" with "take fairy bones".
Part-time surgeon Qingyang, a half-barefoot doctor, knocked a jar of Gu worms on the "altar pole", and taught Luo Binghe to take the celestial bones with a knife in the spirit of a contract.
"Brother taught us, 'There is no reason for great compassion and great compassion', which is to let us have compassion in our hearts. However, people's sorrows and joys are not interlinked. If you have not suffered pain, how can you know the pain of all beings? The doctor is kind, you don't hurt After going through it again, it is impossible to get the fairy bones well." Qingyang put away his greedy stupidity, and said nonsense with a serious face, insisting that Luo Binghe should get the fairy bones without taking Mafeisan once.
In order to win Shen Qingqiu's sympathy, Luo Sansui actually agreed to Qingyang's unbelievable nonsense suggestion.
The greedy sheep in the wooden position has remarkable medical skills.However, no matter how excellent Qingyang's medical skills are, without anesthesia, the punishment of dissection and bone removal is enough to make Luo Binghe's face pale with pain, and his body covered in cold sweat.
Seeing Luo Binghe's face turned pale with pain, Shen Qingqiu felt a little awkward in his heart, and finally broke up.The soft-hearted Shen Sisui frowned and said to Luo Binghe: "Why is this so?"
"Has your anger subsided a little? If you still feel uneasy, you can do it to me for everything I have done to you in the past."
Shen Sisui wanted to slap Luo Sansui's pig's brain with his palm, so that some of the water inside would pour out.When that palm landed on the pig's head, Shen Sisui couldn't bear to use his strength again.
Shen four-year-old changed the filming to pulling, pulled a small lock of Luo three-year-old's hair, and told him "The Story of Shit Eating" with a wooden face.
[A said to B: You eat this pile of shit, I will give you 5000 million.For the sake of money, B ate this pile of shit without hesitation, and A readily gave B a check for 5000 million.
They continued walking, but there was a knot in their hearts.A thought to himself, I just gave him 5000 million for eating a pile of shit, which is really not worth it.B thought to himself, I only got 5000 million after eating a pile of shit, it's really not worth it.
Suddenly, another pile of shit appeared on the side of the road.So B retaliated against A and said: If you eat this pile of shit, I will pay you back 5000 million.Seeing the opportunity to make up for the loss, A also ate shit without hesitation.
But when the two of them looked back and thought about it, they felt something was wrong. They got nothing, but each ate a pile of shit. 】
Shen Sisui snorted coldly, "Is shit delicious?"
Three-year-old Luo saw that the trick was working, so he hurried down the donkey, and rubbed four-year-old Shen's paws that were scratching his hair with his pale handsome face.
"I ate everything..."
37
In a blink of an eye, it was the day of the joint trial of the four factions.
"Shen Qingqiu, hurry up and take Mafeisan!"
"Okay, drink, drink."
Mozun gently pinched Shen Sisui's paw, "Does it hurt?"
"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, let's do it quickly."
"I didn't pinch at all!"
"Shut up! Hurry up!"
Luo, little daughter-in-law, Binghe hesitated after being yelled at, "I'm going to do it...do you hurt?"
Shen Sisui, whose face was pale and disfigured due to damage to his soul, closed his eyes tightly, and said impatiently: "It doesn't hurt. Hurry up. Hurry up. Weren't you very naughty in the past?"
Mozun choked, "When are you going to be so angry..."
Frowning and closing eyes, Shen Sisui fell silent. He slowly opened those clear eyes and said, "You're not angry, let's do it."
Luo Mozun quickly took out Shen Four-year-old's fairy bone, and at the same time, a message came from the crossing office: "The node has been connected".
Luo Binghe hurriedly stopped, while applying medicine for Shen Sisui to stop the bleeding, he kept asking if Shen Sisui was in pain, whether he felt uncomfortable or not, and if he felt unwell.
After confirming that Shen Qingqiu was really all right, Luo Binghe carefully stored the fairy bones in a jade box carved with a gathering spirit array to keep them warm.
After doing everything, Mozun turned around, and was about to comfort his sweetheart with soft words, but saw that the sweetheart had already fallen asleep.
Five years ago, at the age of four, Shen was not in good health due to impaired spirit.A few months ago, the injury of the burnt soul appeared, and the sick body became more fragmented.
Luo Binghe sighed silently, lightly took out the mattress and brocade quilt from the Qiankun bag, then carefully carried his sweetheart on the mattress, carefully covered him with the quilt, and then went to plan the rest of the plot.
38
"Meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!"
Shen Qingqiu was awakened by the sharp screams of the goat.
The pale-faced immortal lay quietly for a few breaths, and then slowly opened his eyes with a frown after the dizziness passed.
The white-robed Mozun cut off the goat's head without hesitation, and the blood sprayed from the neck to a height of two feet, and then spilled all over the ground.
"Are you awake? Is the smell pungent? Just bear it. I'll let one or two Huanhua disciples clean it up later." Seeing that his sweetheart woke up, Mozun stretched out An Lushan's claws maliciously. , with blood-stained hands rubbing against it here, touching there. The bright red blood made Shen Qingqiu's pale face even more haggard.
Shen Qingqiu stared at the shivering, bleating sheep in the corner, with a smile in his eyes, "Why are there so many sheep?"
"It's just that the subordinates just sent the sheep up. It's not specially prepared. Kill some animals, so as to taint some blood and confuse the public." Luo Binghe snorted, completely refusing to admit that he held grudges against Qingyang for "taking the bones".
"Do you have such bitter hatred for Mr. Qingyang?" Shen Sisui asked, pushing away the man who deliberately rubbed blood all over his body.
While eating tofu persistently, Mozun said: "Don't worry about it, I just want to kill the sheep."
Shen Qingqiu stopped his hand that was pushing away the devil's claws, remained silent for a few breaths, and said, "Are you also holding grudges against me?"
A strong force struck, and Shen Qingqiu was pushed down on the thick mattress.One jade-white hand protected the back of Shen Qingqiu's head from being bumped, and the other hand with sharp knuckles pinched Shen Qingqiu's jaw, forcing him to lift it up.
"Shen Qingqiu, I'll teach you what 'holding a grudge' is right now!" Mozun threatened through gnashing of teeth when Shen Qingqiu was so angry that sin lines flickered on his forehead and his eyes were blood red.
After saying that, he kissed Shen Qingqiu's bloodless lips.
No matter how fierce the red-eyed Demon Lord was threatening verbally, when he actually kissed him, he was gentle and tender.
Luo Sansui hugged the sick body in his arms tightly, so as to restrain the panic in his heart——
There were too many misunderstandings, compulsions, and accidents between Shen Qingqiu and him.The two finally got to know each other, but because of the reversal of time and space, they accidentally caused harm again.They are like standing on the top of adjacent peaks and watching each other. It seems that they are within reach, but they are so close.
Shen Qingqiu's desire was gradually aroused by Luo Binghe's gentle and tender techniques.With red eyes, Shen Sisui gently hugged the person who was pressing him under him, and let him do whatever he wanted with connivance.
When he saw Luo Sansui slowly sitting on his evil dragon with his own eyes, feeling the tight package, Shen Sisui stared blankly.
Luo Binghe sneered, and gnawed the corner of Shen Qingqiu's mouth fiercely, tearing the corner of his mouth.
"Master Shen, can you feel my 'holding a grudge'?"
"So you like this?" Shen Sisui felt that his face was burning red, and he didn't dare to look at Luo Binghe's affectionate and blood-red eyes anymore, and only purposely used words to anger him.
"Shen Qingqiu, shut up!" Luo Binghe cursed angrily, almost not being impotent by Shen Qingqiu.
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①Rip off
explain in detail
1. [Explanation]: It is a metaphor for taking advantage of other people's weaknesses or using some pretext as an excuse to ask for property.
2. [From]: Chapter 17 of Li Baojia's "Official Appearances" in the Qing Dynasty: "Brothers can be considered to be able to cheat if they cheat. Is there still cheating here?"
3. [Example]: "Woodcut Jicheng" was printed with original woodblocks, because the layout was uneven, it was overwhelmed by the printing factory, and it was not shallow. ◎Lu Xun's "Letter Collection To Zheng Zhenduo"
Shen four-year-old counterattack warning!Counterattack warning!Counterattack warning!
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36
In the blink of an eye, the day when "the four factions jointly interrogated Shen Qingqiu, Luo Binghe righteously exterminated his relatives and abolished his bones", Luo Binghe circled around Shen Qingqiu restlessly.
"Stop! Sit down! You're making me dizzy."
Luo Sansui, who was forced to sit down, took out the elixir from the Qiankun bag in his arms.
"This medicine can relieve pain, this one can activate blood and strengthen muscles..."
Before Luo was three years old and continued to stuff Shen Qingqiu's body with wound medicine, Qingyang walked in with his big Gu jar in his arms.
Qingyang shook the horns on his forehead, and knocked on the "altar pole"① to Luo Mozun.
Luo Binghe heard the string song and knew the elegant meaning, and immediately offered the newly caught Gu worms to please Qingyang.
After getting the food, Qing Yang took a sip of her saliva and reminded her friendlyly: "If you just take out the fairy bone instead of breaking it, then you can put the fairy bone back into your body in the future and you can continue to practice. Damage to your cultivation is unavoidable , I don’t know if taking the immortal bone instead of breaking the immortal bone will cause the plot to deviate too much.”
After some discussion, Shen and Luo decided to try to replace "waste fairy bones" with "take fairy bones".
Part-time surgeon Qingyang, a half-barefoot doctor, knocked a jar of Gu worms on the "altar pole", and taught Luo Binghe to take the celestial bones with a knife in the spirit of a contract.
"Brother taught us, 'There is no reason for great compassion and great compassion', which is to let us have compassion in our hearts. However, people's sorrows and joys are not interlinked. If you have not suffered pain, how can you know the pain of all beings? The doctor is kind, you don't hurt After going through it again, it is impossible to get the fairy bones well." Qingyang put away his greedy stupidity, and said nonsense with a serious face, insisting that Luo Binghe should get the fairy bones without taking Mafeisan once.
In order to win Shen Qingqiu's sympathy, Luo Sansui actually agreed to Qingyang's unbelievable nonsense suggestion.
The greedy sheep in the wooden position has remarkable medical skills.However, no matter how excellent Qingyang's medical skills are, without anesthesia, the punishment of dissection and bone removal is enough to make Luo Binghe's face pale with pain, and his body covered in cold sweat.
Seeing Luo Binghe's face turned pale with pain, Shen Qingqiu felt a little awkward in his heart, and finally broke up.The soft-hearted Shen Sisui frowned and said to Luo Binghe: "Why is this so?"
"Has your anger subsided a little? If you still feel uneasy, you can do it to me for everything I have done to you in the past."
Shen Sisui wanted to slap Luo Sansui's pig's brain with his palm, so that some of the water inside would pour out.When that palm landed on the pig's head, Shen Sisui couldn't bear to use his strength again.
Shen four-year-old changed the filming to pulling, pulled a small lock of Luo three-year-old's hair, and told him "The Story of Shit Eating" with a wooden face.
[A said to B: You eat this pile of shit, I will give you 5000 million.For the sake of money, B ate this pile of shit without hesitation, and A readily gave B a check for 5000 million.
They continued walking, but there was a knot in their hearts.A thought to himself, I just gave him 5000 million for eating a pile of shit, which is really not worth it.B thought to himself, I only got 5000 million after eating a pile of shit, it's really not worth it.
Suddenly, another pile of shit appeared on the side of the road.So B retaliated against A and said: If you eat this pile of shit, I will pay you back 5000 million.Seeing the opportunity to make up for the loss, A also ate shit without hesitation.
But when the two of them looked back and thought about it, they felt something was wrong. They got nothing, but each ate a pile of shit. 】
Shen Sisui snorted coldly, "Is shit delicious?"
Three-year-old Luo saw that the trick was working, so he hurried down the donkey, and rubbed four-year-old Shen's paws that were scratching his hair with his pale handsome face.
"I ate everything..."
37
In a blink of an eye, it was the day of the joint trial of the four factions.
"Shen Qingqiu, hurry up and take Mafeisan!"
"Okay, drink, drink."
Mozun gently pinched Shen Sisui's paw, "Does it hurt?"
"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, let's do it quickly."
"I didn't pinch at all!"
"Shut up! Hurry up!"
Luo, little daughter-in-law, Binghe hesitated after being yelled at, "I'm going to do it...do you hurt?"
Shen Sisui, whose face was pale and disfigured due to damage to his soul, closed his eyes tightly, and said impatiently: "It doesn't hurt. Hurry up. Hurry up. Weren't you very naughty in the past?"
Mozun choked, "When are you going to be so angry..."
Frowning and closing eyes, Shen Sisui fell silent. He slowly opened those clear eyes and said, "You're not angry, let's do it."
Luo Mozun quickly took out Shen Four-year-old's fairy bone, and at the same time, a message came from the crossing office: "The node has been connected".
Luo Binghe hurriedly stopped, while applying medicine for Shen Sisui to stop the bleeding, he kept asking if Shen Sisui was in pain, whether he felt uncomfortable or not, and if he felt unwell.
After confirming that Shen Qingqiu was really all right, Luo Binghe carefully stored the fairy bones in a jade box carved with a gathering spirit array to keep them warm.
After doing everything, Mozun turned around, and was about to comfort his sweetheart with soft words, but saw that the sweetheart had already fallen asleep.
Five years ago, at the age of four, Shen was not in good health due to impaired spirit.A few months ago, the injury of the burnt soul appeared, and the sick body became more fragmented.
Luo Binghe sighed silently, lightly took out the mattress and brocade quilt from the Qiankun bag, then carefully carried his sweetheart on the mattress, carefully covered him with the quilt, and then went to plan the rest of the plot.
38
"Meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!"
Shen Qingqiu was awakened by the sharp screams of the goat.
The pale-faced immortal lay quietly for a few breaths, and then slowly opened his eyes with a frown after the dizziness passed.
The white-robed Mozun cut off the goat's head without hesitation, and the blood sprayed from the neck to a height of two feet, and then spilled all over the ground.
"Are you awake? Is the smell pungent? Just bear it. I'll let one or two Huanhua disciples clean it up later." Seeing that his sweetheart woke up, Mozun stretched out An Lushan's claws maliciously. , with blood-stained hands rubbing against it here, touching there. The bright red blood made Shen Qingqiu's pale face even more haggard.
Shen Qingqiu stared at the shivering, bleating sheep in the corner, with a smile in his eyes, "Why are there so many sheep?"
"It's just that the subordinates just sent the sheep up. It's not specially prepared. Kill some animals, so as to taint some blood and confuse the public." Luo Binghe snorted, completely refusing to admit that he held grudges against Qingyang for "taking the bones".
"Do you have such bitter hatred for Mr. Qingyang?" Shen Sisui asked, pushing away the man who deliberately rubbed blood all over his body.
While eating tofu persistently, Mozun said: "Don't worry about it, I just want to kill the sheep."
Shen Qingqiu stopped his hand that was pushing away the devil's claws, remained silent for a few breaths, and said, "Are you also holding grudges against me?"
A strong force struck, and Shen Qingqiu was pushed down on the thick mattress.One jade-white hand protected the back of Shen Qingqiu's head from being bumped, and the other hand with sharp knuckles pinched Shen Qingqiu's jaw, forcing him to lift it up.
"Shen Qingqiu, I'll teach you what 'holding a grudge' is right now!" Mozun threatened through gnashing of teeth when Shen Qingqiu was so angry that sin lines flickered on his forehead and his eyes were blood red.
After saying that, he kissed Shen Qingqiu's bloodless lips.
No matter how fierce the red-eyed Demon Lord was threatening verbally, when he actually kissed him, he was gentle and tender.
Luo Sansui hugged the sick body in his arms tightly, so as to restrain the panic in his heart——
There were too many misunderstandings, compulsions, and accidents between Shen Qingqiu and him.The two finally got to know each other, but because of the reversal of time and space, they accidentally caused harm again.They are like standing on the top of adjacent peaks and watching each other. It seems that they are within reach, but they are so close.
Shen Qingqiu's desire was gradually aroused by Luo Binghe's gentle and tender techniques.With red eyes, Shen Sisui gently hugged the person who was pressing him under him, and let him do whatever he wanted with connivance.
When he saw Luo Sansui slowly sitting on his evil dragon with his own eyes, feeling the tight package, Shen Sisui stared blankly.
Luo Binghe sneered, and gnawed the corner of Shen Qingqiu's mouth fiercely, tearing the corner of his mouth.
"Master Shen, can you feel my 'holding a grudge'?"
"So you like this?" Shen Sisui felt that his face was burning red, and he didn't dare to look at Luo Binghe's affectionate and blood-red eyes anymore, and only purposely used words to anger him.
"Shen Qingqiu, shut up!" Luo Binghe cursed angrily, almost not being impotent by Shen Qingqiu.
++++++++++++++++++++++
①Rip off
explain in detail
1. [Explanation]: It is a metaphor for taking advantage of other people's weaknesses or using some pretext as an excuse to ask for property.
2. [From]: Chapter 17 of Li Baojia's "Official Appearances" in the Qing Dynasty: "Brothers can be considered to be able to cheat if they cheat. Is there still cheating here?"
3. [Example]: "Woodcut Jicheng" was printed with original woodblocks, because the layout was uneven, it was overwhelmed by the printing factory, and it was not shallow. ◎Lu Xun's "Letter Collection To Zheng Zhenduo"
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