After I retired, I became a scumbag and attacked his dad

Ji Xilu stood in the bathroom, staring at the pale and thin Qingjun face in the mirror, his eyes were extremely unfriendly.

This is a face that is eight points similar to his own, and the remaining two points of difference are due to the difference in temperament and the frailty of the body.

He moved his hands and feet, and an almost unfamiliar feeling of powerlessness spread rapidly, and a dull pain came from under the clear ribs, which caused him to raise the corners of his lips in a half-smile.

"You bastard." He moved his hands and slowly buttoned up his shirt, "I'll settle the score with you when I return to the bureau after my vacation."

How fresh.The group of old foxes in the fast-traveling game thought that the gold medal life coach under him was still young, and could serve poor clients who had suffered hardships in various worlds for hundreds of years, so they suppressed his retirement application many times. A man who was on vacation in the world played tricks and found him a successor with the same name, a similar appearance, a poor family, a body of injuries, and a cheap boyfriend.

According to the regulations of the Bureau, there is no successor to replace the life data, and the life director will retreat to the second line at most to become a consultant. Ji Xilu has experienced thousands of missions and has never failed. He has his own unique way of grasping the situation. He has reason to believe that this Troubled successors are tricks of the old foxes.

Otherwise, with the ability of the bureau, can't find out the details of the successor?

It was nothing more than waiting for him to take the initiative to complain.

But contacting the Law Enforcement Department now is certainly a bad breath, but the matter of retirement is [-]% likely to fail.

Since he accidentally died across the earth and joined the fast-traveling game, Ji Xilu has been performing missions all year round, and now he is physically and mentally exhausted and just wants to be a salted fish.What helped little pity reach the pinnacle of life, and what supported the seedlings in the bureau were not in his consideration.

"Come on, I just want to retire." Ji Xilu raised his eyebrows slightly, "Why do you embarrass the retired employees? It's almost as good as finding someone to support me."

……

Ji Xilu said a few words to himself, and suddenly there was a regular knock on the door from the direction of the living room, accompanied by a deep cry of "Ji Xilu, open the door", the familiar voice instantly evoked the memory of his successor, making him dizzy , Thanks to holding on to the sink, he didn't fall down.

Ji Xilu frowned. This body was weaker than he imagined. If he couldn't improve as soon as possible, he might really need to find someone to support him.

He clicked his tongue in displeasure, relying on his soul being strong enough, he chose to receive the memory first.

It took more than ten seconds to read the important memory, and his unhappiness increased exponentially——

His successor turned out to be a persevering, heart-to-heart, indifferent... love brain.

Ji Xilu had brought this type of clients before, but at this moment, he was still shocked by his successor.

The successor's boyfriend is Shen Chengye, the adopted son of Shen Xiao, one of the few generals in the Blue Star Alliance.Because Admiral Shen Xiao suffers from a genetic disease, it is impossible to conceive any more children, Shen Chengye is destined to inherit everything from Admiral Shen, and the upper circles of the alliance capital star are very polite to him.

With such a boyfriend who doesn't lack money and power, it stands to reason that the successor can't do anything about it and can live a worry-free life.

What about a successor?

He thinks that he and Shen Chengye are true love, how can foreign things contaminate the friendship, he never wants houses, cars and jewelry, and in order to express his feelings, he saves money on food and money to buy luxury goods for Shen Chengye, which can be called the interstellar version of "I love you every day." I can earn more than 1 yuan a month, and with my wife, the final income can reach [-] yuan."

Of course, just giving a small gift can only be regarded as the joy of life, and it cannot prove how deep his love is.

Wanting to impress Shen Chengye, the successor believes that he must be anxious about his boyfriend's needs, think about his boyfriend's thoughts, and try his best to provide him with career help.For this reason, after graduating with honors from the Pharmacy Department of a prestigious university, he did not engage in a counterpart job. Instead, he became a mecha repair apprentice and started a new career from scratch.

It has to be said that the talent of the successor is truly astonishing. It only took him more than two years to go from knowing nothing about mechas to mastering it and then to proficient in it.

This shocked a national treasure-level mecha master who had retired from the alliance. The other party offered to accept him as a disciple full of sincerity. Opportunity for a designer to stay on as a dispensable... fixer.

Although the master regretted his choice, it was not unreasonable, and ended the matter with "everyone has his own ambition, best wishes".

The successor was a little disappointed, a little guilty, and more happy.

He finally let Shen Chengye see his sincerity.

Ji Xilu didn't know if Shen Chengye was moved by his successor, he only knew that he wanted to slap his successor awake.

Love?

You're just a stand-in!

Shen Chengye has a childhood sweetheart, Bai Yueguang, who is extremely talented in medicine. A few years ago, he went abroad to study in order to pursue his career.Shen Chengye didn't want to delay the other party. When the other party went abroad, he didn't stop him. When he turned around, he stared at the successor who was [-]% like the other party.

Of course Shen Chengye knew that what he was doing was not a human thing, but he did it anyway, and repeatedly emphasized to his friends that he could not tell his successor.

After the apprenticeship incident, Shen Chengye saw his successor almost give up everything for him, so he could only reluctantly take him to a friend's gathering with his successor's expectant eyes.As a matter of course, the successor was treated coldly at the party, his enthusiasm was hit, and he couldn't understand why Shen Chengye's friends looked down on him.

He followed Shen Chengye back home in despair, feeling that the road ahead was long and he didn't know when he would be recognized.

Shen Chengye tried his best to comfort him gently, never mentioning the attitude of his friends, which made him even more sad.

It may be that Shen Chengye's actions are so dishonest that even God can't see them. That night, several enemy spies accidentally broke into his house while escaping.

Shen Chengye's blood was cold at that time.

The spy is carrying a small and highly poisonous starry sky reptile that can parasitize the human body. Once the parasitism is successful, it will affect the health at least, or die on the spot.

He is not a spy opponent. At the critical moment, the successor who heard the sound rushed out of the guest room and stood in front of him.

In the end, Shen Chengye was saved, but his successor was parasitized, and he was rescued after struggling several times on the line of life and death.

Ji Xilu knew whether Shen Chengye was moved by his successor this time.

There is no emotion, only trouble.Hearing that Bai Yueguang was going back to China soon, this Young Master Shen, who clearly knew that he was irrelevant, ignored his successor who was still lying in the hospital, and asked a friend to help him talk about the truth at the door of the ward. A colleague from the Personnel Department of the Kuaichuan Bureau.

After learning about the cause and effect from colleagues in the personnel department, the successor's heart was completely cold. He stayed alone for a day and a night.

Ji Xilu has no intention of commenting on the choice of successor, but he is quite unhappy with the current situation.

The old foxes really took great pains to prevent him from retiring.

Staring at the thin but handsome face in the mirror for a few seconds, Ji Xilu put away his laziness, the corners of his eyes and brows were tinged with sharpness like a knife.

There is a high probability that Shen Chengye came to the door this time to break up.

Although Ji Xilu likes men, he doesn't want to pick up boyfriends in the trash can. Coupled with the unhappiness of being tricked, he is willing to help take care of this harmful garbage, Shen Chengye.

As for landfill treatment, incineration treatment or direct composting, it can be discussed according to the situation.

……

Shen Chengye, who was standing at the gate of Ji Xilu's house, shivered suddenly.

He frowned puzzledly, looked coldly at the closed door, and his expression quickly returned to calm.

More than half an hour ago, one of his buddies heard that he was coming to break up today, worried that he would be dizzy from Ji Xilu's crying, so he volunteered to help, drove him downstairs, and kindly asked him to treat Ji Xilu. Xilu be patient.

"Brother, if you come to him personally, with his brain circuit, he will definitely guess that you are going to save him, and you have to express your anger with Joe. I know you didn't take him very seriously before, I'm also impatient with his self-assertive little actions, but today's situation is different, in order to break up smoothly, you should bear it or bear it."

His buddy stopped suddenly when he said this, thought for a while, patted his shoulder and squeezed his eyes.

"But it's not necessarily true. His kind of dodder can't live without a man to rely on. It's easy for you to handle him. If you pretend to have difficulties, he may find a lot of reasons for you. He's not Do you like self-giving and touching the most?"

Shen Chengye was noncommittal at the time, but he actually had similar thoughts in his heart.

Now he waited at Ji Xilu's gate for a few minutes, but he didn't see Ji Xilu's answer, so he knew he had guessed right.

It doesn't matter if you lose your temper.Shen Chengye thought calmly.If he wants something from others, he should be courteous, and there is no need to be angry about small details.

It's just that Ji Xilu seemed to care too much about him, which made him a little distressed.

……

After arranging the hem of his clothes a little, Ji Xilu walked to the living room and opened the door without haste, and saw Shen Chengye standing at the door at a glance.

The other party was wearing a well-tailored iron-gray casual suit, with handsome eyebrows, broad shoulders and long legs. Just standing there with a straight back, there was no lack of elegant dignity coming towards him, mixed with the coldness of his eyebrows and eyes, vaguely With a bit of blood.

This is a soldier who has been on the battlefield and has blood on his hands.

Ji Xilu looked at Shen Chengye calmly, and saw that he was full of energy, and he didn't look like he had done anything wrong. He held the door frame with one hand and said nothing.

Shen Chengye didn't seem to notice his indifference, nor did he mention his illness, and exchanged a few words of greeting in a calm tone, and quickly got to the point.

"Xilu, how did you think about my last proposal?"

Ji Xilu raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, and recalled it for a while, only to remember that what Shen Chengye asked was the support plan proposed by the successor when he heard the truth: as long as the successor broke up quietly, he would send the successor to a place with a mild climate. The planet recuperates, and provides a hush money that is enough to spend a few years.

The successor always thought that the two were in a serious relationship, and when he heard about the hush money, he broke down instantly and attracted colleagues from the Personnel Department.

Ji Xilu was honest and arrogant: "It's not very good."

If the successor is in love with the brain, youth and future are worthless?

Shen Chengye was not surprised by this answer, and said in an objective tone: "Xi Lu, don't lose your temper. You should know that there is a gap between us. From the beginning, I never thought that I could go to the end with you."

Ji Xilu was a little surprised, and asked sincerely: "Then what are you doing? Are you going to experience the thrill of flying?"

Shen Chengye choked, feeling that Ji Xilu was particularly difficult to speak today, so he took two deep breaths with a stiff face, before suppressing the subtle ominous feeling in his heart.

He continued: "We are only hurting ourselves and each other when we are together. It is better to let each other go and be well. Xi—"

Boom——

Before finishing the "Xilu" full of warnings, Shen Chengye felt a gust of cool wind blowing over him. Just as the danger alarm sounded in his head, his neck was already tightened, his body suddenly flew into the air, his breathing was difficult, and severe pain came from the back of his head. There was a muffled hum that shook his mind, and his thoughts went blank for a moment.

Two streams of bright red hot blood flowed out of his nose uncontrollably, Shen Chengye vacated and leaned against the cold wall for two seconds, tasted a salty smell in his mouth, and then slowly lowered his head with his eyes straightened, looking at Xilu last season without a trace of fireworks light-colored pupils.

Shen Chengye:? ? ?

Shen Chengye:! ! !

He got swung up? !