[Football] Thorn Birds

The Portuguese national team won the World Cup for the first time in 2018. When the heroes who won the championship this year basically retired, Portuguese football seems to have returned to its old ways. It participates in the biennial international competition every time, and every time it is barely The group qualify, and then, and then it's gone!

Therefore, the group of stars who once led the national team to win the European Cup for the first time, the second time, and the World Cup have become the objects of eternal memory for Portuguese domestic fans-that is, they will be brought up as "whip corpses" when the competition year comes. ' kind (Chico).

"I'm not dead yet!"

As a former football superstar in Portugal, Mr. Luo, who has been retired for many years and is still missed every year, before seeing this year's upcoming competition, the media turned out these old guys to miss and mock the contemporary country When reading the useless articles of the juniors, he couldn't bear to yell at someone.

"What's the use of you shouting at me?"

Once a cute junior, later a big-bellied midfielder, and later a "useless" coach, Da Gama glanced at the content reported on the electronic screen that Mr. Luo threw on the table and then turned his eyes. a blank stare.

The two former Portuguese superstars then launched a naive and boring bickering war of confrontation.

In such a scene like these two, the people around are too lazy to reason with their childish behavior. There is no way, these two guys have the IQ of a three-year-old child when they meet each other these years, and the people around them have already Not even interested in complaining.

When the quarrel reached the point where the two old guys were too dry to quarrel, the two still stared at each other a few times, picked up the cups and drank wildly, and that was the end of this bickering mode.

"From the current point of view, your son is too useless."

Quenching his thirst, Da Gama still refused to give up the idea of ​​laughing at the old captain.

Cristiano Ronaldo Jr., the eldest son of the former superstar Ronaldo, is currently the captain of the Portuguese national team.

No matter in terms of appearance or personality, Chris Jr. is very similar to his father Ronaldo. Of course, the only difference is probably the position between him and his father on the field. Ronaldo played midfield when he was young. Playing on the wing most of the time, he is a super striker.However, Chris, who was placed high by his father, chose to become a goalkeeper later. Although Chris is one of the best goalkeepers in football today who can be called a holy character, Ronaldo is still unhappy. Lived up to his expectations-one of the gossip in contemporary football, because Chris Jr. chose to be the goalkeeper, Ronaldo refused to talk to his eldest son for half a year.

Aggrieved little Chris: It's too unreasonable!

In addition, Chris later also became the captain of the national team, but he has never been able to lead the team to achieve good results in international competitions.

This has also become one of the reasons for being pulled out by many media to ridicule him every competition year.

It's not easy to be the second generation of stars!

There are many second-generation and third-generation stars in football, but there are really not many who can surpass the achievements of their parents!

As a result, the elders took the opportunity to make fun of him.

This is really a sad flow against the river!

The aggrieved little Chris turned around and threw himself into his brother's arms.

Luca hugged him helplessly, "Please, you are already in your 30s, can you stop pretending to cry?"

A group of onlookers, younger brothers and sisters laughed and laughed.

When little Chris thought of these bastards, his heart was pierced. How stupid he was back then, to say that he wanted many, many younger brothers and sisters. In the end, his father really created such a bunch of unscrupulous younger brothers and sisters for him. Everyone enjoys watching his father laughing at him!

Why do you want these bastards!

Little Chris in tears: Why am I so stupid? ? ?

Fortunately, brother Luka is a good person, and he will help him every time, otherwise he really wants to kill these bastards who are robbing him of his father and brother!

"Luka!!!"

Seeing his tears (pretending to be), Luca sighed helplessly. He is only three years older than Little Chris, but it feels like he has a son since he was a child, pretending to cry childishly, kissing him Dad can't be more like it.

Thinking about his own father again, his eccentric eyes have already turned to the horizon, Luka patted little Chris, "Go and drink water."

Seeing the most dignified elder brother Luca in their big family coughing lightly, the younger siblings who hadn't had time to escape all stood obediently and did not dare to move.

No way, none of them can compare in terms of IQ, skill and means. In addition, they almost all grew up under the eyes of Big Brother Luca, and they have escaped from Big Brother Luca's palm in everything they do. Also, the economic power is still in the hands of big brother Luca, so he can only be obedient.

The unscrupulous father who watched Luka teach the children below watched hahaha.

Xiko glanced at him, "I said, have you taken good care of your children for so many years?"

Luo Er, who grabbed the dried fruit and threw it into his mouth, acted nonchalantly, "Luka is here!"

Looking at Luka, who was sternly admonishing others over there, Xiko clicked his tongue twice, "You are so lucky!"

I ordered seven babies and threw them all to Luka. Have you ever worried about it? "

"Not to mention Kaka!"

Luo Er glanced at him, and he didn't believe that Xiko didn't know. In fact, in their family, the real big boss is Kaka, but Kaka is busy with work, so he is disciplined by the responsible Luka most of the time This group of kids, even him, heck, in fact, he basically 'colludes' with the kids.

Kaka once said: If CRIS hadn’t had a clear understanding of the nature of his petting children, he would definitely spoil the children like bears, or the kind with crooked growth.

Doesn't it mean that Luo Er is an unprincipled pampering child? Maybe it's because he has a good relationship with his father. In addition, he left home to play football when he was young, and he rarely spends time with his family. , he is very soft-hearted, and he will surrender if the children act coquettishly...

Fortunately, there is Luca!

Speaking of which, Luka's athletic talent is really similar to his father, but he didn't choose to become an athlete, but worked hard all the way to study and go to college, and finally became the CEO of K+C Group, which was dubbed by relatives and friends at a young age—— The two Carlos, who were busy with work and didn't take it easy even after retiring, handed over all the big and small matters of the family to Luca. After the two fathers decided to retire and enjoy the blessings, the companies under their respective names Business aspects such as investment, funds, brand management, etc. were also thrown to Luca. The young Luca has been exhausted into DOG since he was just an adult, and there are a large group of restless younger brothers and sisters, all of which have become Luca's sweet burden.

Hehe, Xiko gave Luo Er a disdainful look, you really have the face to say it.

"Speaking as if you are so capable," Luo Er returned the same contemptuous look, "Little Amy is brought by Rihari!"

Speaking of this, Xiko, who still had a little conscience, could only remain silent.

Among the second and third generations of Stars, maybe Little Amy has the highest IQ—this is not Xiko boasting, but a certain media summed it up.

Little Amy went to college at the age of 16, received a double degree at the age of 20, and a double doctorate at the age of 24. In the colorful world illuminated by spotlights, everyone thought she could rule by virtue of her beauty alone. Under the aura of everything, she used her IQ to despise all good-looking DOGs, and rushed all the way to the goal of being a top scientist.

Luo Er, who originally wanted to marry Little Amy into his family, and other star fathers who had sons at home, all shut up under the pressure of Little Amy's wisdom.

Hehe, their stupid sons can't catch up with the Goddess of Wisdom!

And looking at the wise Mr. Luca who is worthy of him, he didn't call with Little Amy!

Kaka said in private: Smart (dark-bellied) factions like Luca and Amy are definitely deadly opponents!in love?What is that to them?go away!

And after knowing what they said about Kaka's image-Kaka who was "betrayed" looked at Mr. Luo Er, then at Xiko, and could only sigh.

Luca: Remember, that is my own father!

Amy: Hehe, you have to respect the elderly!

…………

Thinking about it now, it's all tears!

Mr. Luo Er, who couldn't get out of bed after being tormented by someone: Oh, I'm getting old!

Xiko, who suddenly couldn't get into bed for three months because An was very angry: Why am I not surprised at all!

Recalling these contents, Luo Er and Xiko glanced at each other, hehe, hehe, forget, forget, this kind of black history...

"Raising children is not easy!"

Luo Er sighed like this.

"It's as if you raised it," Xico complained, "My Amy is so cute, and there are too many stinky men who want to chase her, it's really annoying."

"cut!"

Luo Er was not happy.

"Humph!"

Shiko rolled his eyes.

Luo Er VS Xi Ke: Children are debts, and it is really troublesome to raise them!

Luca (^_^): Who is raising it?

Kaka (^_^): Those who can do more work.

Amy (-__-)b: Where's the face?

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PS: It is not easy to raise more children!