[Football] Thorn Birds

At the end of the first half, the score was 1-2, and Real Madrid temporarily took the lead in the away game.

Back in the locker room, everyone in Real Madrid was laughing and joking. Judging from the current situation, they performed quite well in the first half, didn't they!

When Mourinho came in with a sullen face, seeing the expressions of these bastards, a mocking smile appeared on his face.

"Why, do you think you played well? Are you sure you'll win?"

The completely mocking tone made the atmosphere in the locker room suddenly stiff.

"About that conceded goal, I would like to ask where were my defenders at the time? Why can't I see anyone defending except Pepe?"

Immediately afterwards, Mourinho sneered, mocked, cursed, and pointed at his nose in long sentences, and the locker room was silent.

Enough scolding, Mourinho arranged the tactics for the second half with a cold face. After finishing speaking, before going out, he said again, "Those who don't want to play can come down. There are people on the bench to replace them."

Watching the door close, the players in the room looked at each other silently, and then again.

Someone said, "It feels like a threat!"

"obviously it is!"

someone muttered.

…………

Listening to his teammates muttering and starting to take care of themselves, Ronaldo whispered in Kaka's ear, "I wanted to celebrate with you, but now it's hard to talk."

Kaka, who was rearranging the shin guards, smiled, "Celebrating a goal?"

"No, it's your performance."

Ronaldo said seriously.

Kaka smiled, "So treat me to barbecue tomorrow?"

"That won't do!"

Ronaldo flatly refused, "Think about your waist!"

"I have a waist!"

Kaka looked back at Ronaldo firmly, "I have!"

Ha ha!

Ronaldo looked at Kaka's waist mockingly, and even touched it naturally with his hand, "Where is your waist? You have been away from home for a long time!"

The angry Kaka slapped off Ronaldo's hand on his waist with an indignant slap.

However, at this moment, there was a burst of laughter in the locker room... This laughter is very familiar.

The two turned their heads to look.

Marcelo, who was only one meter away from the two of them, was squatting on the ground, laughing so hard that he couldn't lift it up. He laughed and pounded the ground.

Everyone stared at Marcelo, who laughed so exaggeratedly.

Marcelo raised his hand with a ouchy smile, "Kopey is here to help, my legs are so weak from laughing."

Pepe touched his bald head, "What's wrong with you? You were scolded for being stupid?"

Seeing Marcelo's expression after being pulled up, Cristiano Ronaldo and Kaka felt a little heartbroken at the same time, this kid...

Sure enough, Marcelo described the conversation between Ronaldo and Kaka very eloquently. After a second of silence in the locker room, louder laughter broke out.

The laughter came out through the door, making Kafka who was standing outside the door stunned for a moment.

The lads were scolded by Mourinho just now, why is this reaction?

In the locker room, Ramos laughed so hard that he fell down, "Hahaha Kaka, your waist has been away from home for many years!!!"

He knocked on the wall while laughing, as if he wanted to declare to the world.

Casillas next to him tried to stop Ramos from laughing wildly, but he couldn't help laughing himself, and the expression on his face was distorted as a result.

Of course the others couldn't bear it either, they all laughed exaggeratedly, Ronaldo couldn't hold back the smile on his face.

"What are you laughing laughing?"

Ronaldo stared.

The protagonist Kaka, who was laughed at, looked nonchalant, "It's quite funny."

"Kaka!"

I feel that Ronaldo, who made Kaka ridiculed by everyone because of himself, is not very happy.

Kaka was quite calm, "I'm sure my waist is still there, it's just sleeping."

Kaka laughed at himself and looked around with a smile, "Just because you can't see its existence, you can't treat it as if it doesn't exist, right?"

Uh, Marcelo shivered a bit, such Kaka felt terrible to him...

In fact, the very wise Master Pei coughed lightly, "That's right, its existence is real, we can't ignore it!"

Everyone stared at you, you Pepe, you betrayed your colleagues in the blink of an eye!

Kaka smiled, showing his big white teeth, "Win the game, CRIS will treat you!"

Hearing that Kaka let them go and said that Ronaldo would treat them, everyone looked at Ronaldo suspiciously.

Although he didn't understand what Kaka meant, Ronaldo still nodded cooperatively, "Yes!"

Ronaldo's promise made everyone very happy, and the topic shifted to the second half of the game in a blink of an eye.

Only Pepe looked at these idiots with pity -- don't you feel that Kaka's smile just now looks like a great white shark!

When everyone rushed out to the court, Ronaldo, who was behind, raised his hand with a hook, "I really want to treat you."

"Don't you want to invite me?"

Kaka raised an eyebrow.

"But you just said..."

"What did I say?"

Kaka tilted her head with an innocent smile, "Didn't you just say that you invited me to barbecue?"

Seeing Kaka's expression, Ronaldo silently let go of his hooked fingers, glanced at the group of friends, and swallowed back what he wanted to say.

A smiling Kaka walked to the edge of the field, just in time to see Mourinho standing there.

Mourinho and Kaka looked at each other, and the corners of the lips of this famous coach whose hair has been mottled since he came to Real Madrid slightly raised.

Kaka nodded back, and then he looked back at Ronaldo, "CRIS!"

Ronaldo bounced to the sidelines like a child, "Competition ~~"

Seeing the smiling faces of these two people, Mourinho smiled, turned his head and said to Kafka, "It's very interesting."

"what?"

Kafka asked puzzledly.

Mourinho didn't speak any more, and walked to the Real Madrid bench and stood down.

In the second half of the game, they changed sides and fought again, and the coaches of both sides did not adjust the lineup for the time being.

At the beginning of the game, Barcelona had the ball.

But just at the beginning, Alonso kicked Messi down, and Barcelona won a free kick 27 meters away.

Before the frontcourt personnel had time to run, well, Barcelona's free kick was coming.

Ronaldo winked, leaned over and covered his mouth and muttered to Kaka, "Harvey is also very black!"

Kaka hehe, "Really?"

"Uh no no~"

Speaking of Ronaldo, he ran away immediately.

Barcelona's tactical free kick.No threat was posed.

Immediately Real Madrid's pass was intercepted by Barcelona's Xavi, who passed the ball to Messi.

Messi dribbled the ball from the right for a long distance and was intercepted by Pepe when he was about to cross.

There were bursts of foul language against Pepe in the stands, but Pepe didn't care at all, he kicked the ball in another direction.

However, Busquets of Arbeloa, who received the ball, collided, and the football flew out and was taken by Harvey.

Harvey, who got the ball, immediately took a long-range shot, but the football hit Pepe, who was jumping over to defend, and was refracted.

Fortunately, Saint Casey reacted very quickly and rushed out of the goal to confiscate the ball.

In the next few minutes, Di Maria made a cross from the right, and the ball was blocked by Adriano from the bottom line.

Pedro swayed Marcelo from the right, and the pass was cleared by Pepe.

Iniesta broke through from the left and was tackled by Pepe. The referee gave a corner kick, but the corner kick did not pose a threat.

Judging from the game situation between the two sides during this period, the situation on the court between the two sides was in a stalemate in the first 15 minutes of the second half, and they failed to get effective opportunities.

However, the scene of breaking the deadlock again came happily, and Barcelona got another set ball in the frontcourt.

Messi walked over.

This time he didn't miss, Messi kicked a beautiful curve ball.

The goal is scored, this is Messi's second goal in this game, his 17th in the national derby, the arc and angle of this ball are just right, the angle is too tricky, even Saint Casey can't save it .

2-2, Barcelona equalized the score.

Messi, who scored the goal, lightly clenched his fist and turned to look at Ronaldo not far away.

Ronaldo, who noticed Messi's gaze, looked back at him.

So far in this game, the two football kings have scored two goals, which can be said to be a tie.

The eyes split instantly, and no one looked at each other again.

Kaka noticed it, he took two steps, but stopped again, with an inexplicable feeling of unhappiness and anger in his heart.

It suddenly occurred to me that some media said before that the only one who has won against Ronaldo and Messi is Kaka. After Kaka, football is dominated by Ronaldo and Messi.

But, I'm still here!

Looking at the opposite goal, the red and blue ones, and the white one here, everyone is watching the two core players in the game.

Kaka looked up and looked at the goal over there seriously.

"Kaka!"

He heard Ronaldo calling him.

Kaka laughed and made a goal gesture.

Ronaldo smiled.

He understood what Kaka meant.

After the re-kick-off, Alonso passed through the center line, and Barcelona's Montoya rushed to steal the ball.

Kaka took the first step to block Montoya from getting the ball, and then he passed the ball to the frontcourt, Ronaldo got the ball and broke through quickly.

Busquets uprooted Ronaldo and was booked by the referee.

Real Madrid also got a free kick in the front court about 27 meters away.

Ronaldo made a gesture to Kaka, and Kaka shook his head.

Ronaldo walked over and took the free kick himself.

But unfortunately, the football he kicked hit the wall and flew out of the sideline.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, the coaches of both sides began to change.

Barcelona replaced Cesc Fabregas with Sanchez, and Real Madrid replaced Benzema with Higuain.

After the substitution, Barcelona throws the ball out of bounds.

Harvey who received the ball went straight, but Pepe got the ball before Messi.

Pepe's foot-stretching clearance won warm applause from the Real Madrid fans at the scene.

Mourinho on the sidelines also nodded again and again, "Pepe performed well."

"Yes!"

Just as the two chatted for a few words, the situation on the field changed again.

Real Madrid's attack did not bear fruit, but it did get a corner.

Alonso runs to take this left corner, he sends the ball to the front of the penalty area, and Ronaldo hits it with a backhook... well, the ball goes high and over the line.

"Hahaha, Ronaldo back ticked again!!!"

There was laughter in the rebroadcast camera.

There was also a lot of laughter at the scene, the fans on both sides, the players and staff on both sides laughed.

Ronaldo, who was sitting on the ground, covered his face, but then he covered his shoulders.

"how?"

Kaka who walked over was taken aback for a moment, and asked worriedly.

But it turned out that Ronaldo didn't adjust his posture when he tried to hit the door with a barb. His left arm hit the ground vertically, and his body was pressed on his left arm after landing... It seems that Ronaldo's left shoulder was injured. .

So the referee continued to stop the game, such as the team doctor entering the field.

After the inspection, Ronaldo stood up and continued to play.

After getting up, Ronaldo rested his head on Kaka's shoulder, "It's too embarrassing."

Well, what should he say?

Kaka suppressed a smile and didn't want to hit him, "It's just that the angle is not right, try harder next time!"

Ronaldo finally raised his head, pouting, "Damn it!"

Looking around, those teammates were indeed laughing, "Kaka, I definitely won't invite them."

"Yeah, no need to ask!"

Kaka put her arms around the back of his neck and nodded. .

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PS: Regarding Luo Er's back hook dream, the timeline in the article is 12 years, but in reality it has reached 17 years, cough still has not been realized!Hahaha~~