[Football] Thorn Birds

"Aspen": Barcelona defeated Real Madrid 10-1 with 0 players at Camp Nou, returning to the top spot.

"Marca": One more person will not be able to play football.

"World Sports Daily": Real Madrid, see through the tactics and still lose!

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Marca: Real Madrid is very threatening when 11 players play against 11 players, but when the situation becomes 11 players vs 10 players, Real Madrid will not play the game... Pellegrini has seen through Guardiola's tactics and pondered Through Barcelona's possession and infiltration style of play, he did make the most detailed preparations, but the only thing he missed was how Real Madrid should play after Barcelona was sent off, especially in both situations. How to play when you are behind and have one more player.

World Sports Daily: Holding a group of ultra-luxury rosters that do not lose to the level of Barcelona players, and no main players are suspended due to injuries and cards, this makes the "engineer" Pellegrini who is good at formulating countermeasures according to the opponent's situation Very confident in the formation of troops...Pellegrini took the battleship that Florentino spent nearly 3 million euros to build, but he couldn't beat Barcelona with 10 people.

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Aspen: Rational analysis, why did Real Madrid lose?

Barcelona's ball-holding and oppressive style of play has no secrets in front of the world, and it has been brought to the extreme by this style of play, and it has also become the nemesis of various offensive styles of play.

Except for Hiddink who restrained Barcelona with an iron barrel formation before, other miners such as Shakhtar Donetsk are copying Chelsea's experience... Ramos, who took office for the first time in the national derby last season, can use a shameless iron barrel formation Add lethal tactics to torture Barcelona, ​​but this time Florentino will never allow Pellegrini to learn from Ramos. The reason is very simple. How could Real Madrid spend hundreds of millions of people to get Ramos? the set!

Judging from the process and results of this game, Barcelona's lineup has shortcomings. Abidal's assist ability does not match the team's offensive strength. Squets' foul... The turning point of the game was not Ibrahimovic's goal but Busquets' red card. Why do you say that?Real Madrid's most threatening offenses in the game almost all occurred when the opponents were evenly populated. When Barcelona lost one player, it was difficult for Real Madrid to create too much threat...Facing Barcelona with a shrinking formation and sticking to the victory, Real Madrid played extremely passively , Benzema replaced Ronaldo and faced the dense crowd in front of the Barcelona penalty area. Real Madrid's breakthrough in the middle had no effect. With a long shot, Kaka's breakthrough also had to change from a mid-range move in the first half to a long pass from the bottom...

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"how?"

Hearing the voice from the opposite side, Kaka, who was pouring water, looked up.

"Aren't you angry?"

Ronaldo, who put down his cup, suffocated and glared at Kaka.

Kaka glanced at the newspaper thrown on the table clearly, and smiled softly, "No way!"

After the national derby, after the Real Madrid team returned to Madrid, the players were given a day off by the coach, so Ronaldo came to Kaka's house for dinner after going back for a short rest.

After Kaka's family settled in the villa area here, Ronaldo, who is a bachelor, often came to Kaka's house for dinner.

Because it's too troublesome for me to live alone!

When asked why he went to Kaka for dinner, Ronaldo looked innocent.

Hehe, have you wiped out all the cooks, housekeepers and other service staff you hired!

The club teammates cast contemptuous glances one after another.

But does Ronaldo care?

Ha ha!

Go eat as usual.

This made many teammates speculate whether Kaka's wife Caroline's cooking skills are super good?

"Excellent!"

After praising Caroline's cooking skills as usual after the meal, Ronaldo and Kaka sat drinking water and chatting. Regarding the previous Clasico, Ronaldo was naturally angry after reading the reports in the Madrid media.

After taking a sip of water, Kaka put down the glass, "Do you want water?"

"No more."

Shaking the water still in the glass, Ronaldo shook his head.

"I think their evaluation of you is not bad," Kaka picked up the newspaper and glanced at the reports on it, and smiled. "At least they gave you 7 points after the game, and they gave me 6.5 points."

"Your temper is too good."

Ronaldo was very dissatisfied.

"That's not it."

Kaka laughed lowly, "It is also written here that for Real Madrid, if Ronaldo's one-handed sweep is scored, if the opponent does not send off one man, if Pellegrini can predict how to play against Barcelona with one less man, maybe The game is another result."

"But football never has ifs."

Ronaldo said very unhappy.

"There will be a second national derby next year."

"But that's not this time either."

Seeing Ronaldo's childish displeasure, Kakaha smiled.

"So angry after losing?"

"I'm not angry," Ronaldo shook his head, "I just feel like I didn't win..." At this point, he paused and didn't continue.

Seeing that Ronaldo didn't want to say anything anymore, Kaka didn't ask again, "Do you want to go swimming?"

"I want to move."

Ronaldo leaned back on the sofa in a rare laziness, "I don't want to move today."

Kaka laughed, "Then go play a game?"

"..."

Ronaldo looked into Kaka's smiling eyes, "Don't play tricks."

"It's as if it wasn't you who cheated last time."

"Nonsense, I didn't..."

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The national derby that made Ronaldo regretful has just passed a week. On December 12, a worse news made Ronaldo even worse.

The top three of the Ballon d'Or were announced. Barcelona's Messi won with 473 points, and Ronaldo, who ranked second, scored only 233 points.

然后在圣诞节前的12月21日，国际足联世界足球先生颁奖礼，梅西以1073分、超出No.2C罗的352分的三位还要多的评分再登榜首。

This year's Christmas, for Ronaldo, is simply a day that can't be more depressing.

Even if the national team won the play-offs and successfully squeezed into the 2010 World Cup finals, there is no way to make him happier.

"That's because I'm already happy."

After hearing Pepe's oblique comfort, Ronaldo replied like this.

"Robot, why don't we play together!"

Marcelo immediately stepped forward to rescue Pepe when he received a 'help' signal from his friend.

"There is a game tomorrow."

Marcelo rolled his eyes after receiving Ronaldo's eyes of "do you have a bad memory", "Well, robot, anyway, we need to win."

"Of course."

Cristiano Ronaldo killed Marcelo again with the eyes of "you still need to say".

Marcelo clapped his hands, "Alright, alright, the game is the most important thing, so let's have a good rest tonight!"

In the end, Kaka came forward to rescue them, "Chris, play games for a while before going to bed at night!"

"Be sure to go to bed at nine o'clock."

"of course."

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"I feel like I'm being looked down upon by robots."

Looking back, Marcelo spat at Pepe.

"Obviously, isn't it!"

Pepe shrugged.

Marcelo: ...

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However, troubles are always one after another. In the games after Real Madrid, Ronaldo failed to score consecutively, and the media began to hype Ronaldo's "scoring drought".

Even though his teammates kept speaking for Ronaldo when the reporters were interviewing him, Ronaldo was still pissed off by the media.

Ronaldo: If not scoring in two games is considered a scoring shortage, then what is it if someone has not scored for half a season?

This paragraph of words that blurted out in a hurry when being besieged by the media was immediately interpreted as Ronaldo looked down on some forwards of the same team...

"I didn't mean that at all."

At this time when Mendes has not yet achieved La Liga status, although he has tried his best to do public relations for Ronaldo, it is a pity that the effect is not great.

Angered by the media, coupled with the weird atmosphere in the team, Ronaldo is really helpless.

"I have advised you not to talk nonsense outside."

Kaka sighed.

Although they have different personalities, since the two Mr. Golden Ball moved to La Liga Real Madrid in the same year, the two quickly became friends. In addition, Ronaldo often came to the house as a guest. It can be said that the relationship between the two has become closer day by day, and there are many things that are inconvenient to talk to others. , you can talk to each other.

"It's just an accident..."

Ronaldo sighed.

Forget it, anyway, being scolded a few times won't kill anyone.

"At most, I will definitely score in the next game."

Ronaldo muttered.

However, in the next game against Malaga, although Ronaldo scored twice, he got a red card.

"I was emotional and not very calm at the time."

Ronaldo, who will be suspended for one game, explained this.

Ronaldo received his second red card after coming to La Liga for elbowing his opponent when he pulled his jersey against Mtiliga in the game.

Although Ronaldo went to the Malaga locker room to apologize after the game that day, it was then that he knew that his elbow had broken the bridge of the opponent's nose.

However, Ronaldo is still somewhat dissatisfied with his red card, and his dissatisfaction has become the best topic of media hype.

"National News": Ronaldo is out of control, and the Real Madrid coach admits that he cannot control Ronaldo's personality.

Although Real Madrid officially explained: This is Ronaldo, because he will be very excited when he enters the stadium.

But the outside world doesn't care about this. Regarding Ronaldo, half of them praise him as a hero, and half of him are described as a hooligan.

Even many people in the team began to worry. Can such a Ronaldo really become the core of Real Madrid?

Of course, there is an indisputable fact that Ronaldo has only played 12 games in La Liga, and the number of red cards he has received is already half of the red cards he received in Manchester United in 5 years.

For all of this, as Ronaldo's friend, Kaka can only say in a relaxed tone, "Forget it, don't listen to their nonsense, as long as you win the next Champions League game, they will immediately say that you are theirs." hero."

Ronaldo nodded silently, "I know."

"Then, by the way, I'll invite you out to dinner tonight!"

"Go out to eat?"

"Yup!"

Kaka's eyes sparkled, "It's no fun to eat at home all the time."

"Aha, I'll tell Caroline you hate her craft."

Ronaldo smiled.

"Hello!"

"Okay, okay, let me invite you!"

"Really?"

Immediately, some two eavesdropping eavesdroppers came from the side.

C Romer paused, "Why did you two show up as soon as you heard about food?"

"How could it be?" Marcelo grinned, "Obviously we've been here all the time!"

"Yes yes yes!"

Pepe nodded again and again.

It's obvious that the two of you look like you are separated by a world, and you didn't realize that the two of us are here.

Kaka (smiling): Really?

"Okay, please."

Thinking that he has been eating at Kaka's house recently, Ronaldo nodded generously.

"I want to eat barbecue."

"I know a great Brazilian barbecue restaurant."

Needless to say, everyone knew who these two men were.

The corners of Ronaldo's lips twitched, "I invited Kaka, okay?"

As a result, when he turned his head, Ronaldo found Kaka's eyes lit up, "Barbecue."

This is Ronaldo who was silent for two seconds again, his eyes turned on Kaka's waist, "Barbecue!"

"Yes, eat barbecue."

After a little hesitation, Kaka said firmly.

Ronaldo: ...

"Okay, just grill the meat!"

yeah!

This is the voice of three people.

Ronaldo: ...

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But classmate Ronaldo, have you forgotten that it was Kaka who said he was going to treat you!

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Ronaldo (turning into anger from embarrassment): I am rich, and I like to treat guests, don’t you agree?