[Football] Thorn Birds

Speaking of wealthy, what is the first thing people think of?

World-renowned fame, high-income superstars, countless fans...

But when mentioning these, many people don't notice that these giants play more games than other players, spend more time on the training ground and pay more.

Just after playing the league from Barcelona, ​​the Real Madrid players who returned to Madrid didn't have much time to rest. After a day's rest, all the staff flew to Zurich, where they will play the first UEFA Champions League game of the season. Their opponents are Football Club Zurich (FC Zürich, referred to as FCZ).

The Real Madrid players who arrived in Zurich by flight returned to the hotel to rest immediately after stepping on the ball for half an hour that night.

However, on the eve of the game at about 1:[-] am, a group of Swiss fans suddenly set off firecrackers outside the hotel where Real Madrid stayed, disturbing the rest of the players.

The curious Ronaldo raised the curtain to look out, and then Kaka, who was in the same room with him, stopped him.

"Do you have earplugs?"

Kaka sat up and asked.

Ronaldo angrily closed the curtains, "Do they think this will prevent us from playing well!"

"Go to sleep!"

Kaka yawned, and took out the earplugs from the bag on the side, "I still have a spare set, do you want to use it?"

"want!"

Ronaldo jumped over with a smile, and reached for the set of earplugs in Kaka's hand.

Looking at his empty hands, Kaka shook his head with a smile, then lowered his head and found his spare earplugs from his bag.

"But why did you prepare this?"

The playful Ronaldo fiddled with the earplugs and asked.

Kaka yawned again. He is the person who likes to sleep the most and is called a sloth. Usually he goes to bed early at this point.

"I was disturbed by opposing fans before when I went to an away game."

As he said that, Kaka tilted his head strangely, "Have you never encountered such a thing before at Manchester United?"

Ronaldo stuck out his tongue, "Go to sleep!"

However, Kaka didn't seem to ask about his answer. When Ronaldo answered, he heard Kaka snoring on the bed beside him.

Ronaldo couldn't help laughing, and fell asleep.

At about 4:[-] in the morning, the harsh sound of the fire alarm sounded in the hotel, which suddenly woke up the sleeping players.

Even wearing earplugs, he was woken up by the screeching fire alarm. Ronaldo jumped off the bed and grabbed his coat, "Kaka!"

The confused Kaka also sat up, "Fire?"

The two put on their coats and immediately rushed out of the room. At the same time, other Real Madrid players also ran out of the room, and ran to the street outside the hotel through the stairs under the guidance of a staff member.

However, a few minutes later, the hotel came forward to confirm that there was no fire in the hotel at all.

This is a false fire alarm.

The dozing Real Madrid players tried to keep their eyes open, looking at the staff who came to inform them that they could go back to their rooms, everyone was very depressed.

Ronaldo glanced at Kaka who was close to his eyes, and carefully pulled him, "Kaka."

Trying to open Miden's eyes, Kaka yawned again, "Can I sleep now?"

Seeing his appearance of falling asleep immediately, Ronaldo was speechless, and felt that Kaka like this was kind of cute.

Afterwards, Ronaldo had no choice but to pull Kaka by the sleeve, taking care not to let him fall, and pulled Kaka back to the room.

As soon as he entered the room, the squinted Kaka didn't even look at where the bed was, and walked over all at once, lay down flattened, hoo, and fell asleep.

Ronaldo with his arm still in the air: == Hey, you slept wrong...

Kaka, who was snoring happily, fell asleep and didn't know where to go. Ronaldo, who was robbed of the bed, rubbed his head, and stared speechlessly at Kaka who fell asleep instantly. He had no choice but to go over and cover him with the quilt, and then walked around to another Sleep on one side of the bed.

What a messy night.

The next day, the Real Madrid Club, which reported to the police, obtained the content captured by the surveillance camera in the hotel parking lot. The video showed that a group of people covering their faces used quite skilled techniques to create the fire incident.

However, the Swiss police who received the police lightly claimed that the matter originated from the prank of the two children.

Ha ha……

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But what can they do? No matter how good the Real Madrid club is, it is just a foreign football club. What can you do on their territory?

You can only protest against UEFA, and then what else can you do, spread your hands!

Most of the players who had been troubled all night seemed a little lack of energy in the morning. Even when eating breakfast, many people squinted their eyes and looked like they were not awake. It was obvious that the players were greatly affected. Influence.

Seeing this scene, coach Pellegrini had to ask the assistant to inform the players that they can go back to their room to rest after breakfast and not train in the morning.

欧洲中部时间9月14日20时45分，09/10赛季欧冠联赛小组赛C组第一轮开战，皇家马德里客场对阵瑞士苏黎世俱乐部。

Before the game, in response to the farce last night, the Spanish media unanimously said: False fire alarms cannot slow down the progress of the battleship.

Today, Real Madrid has sent the three new aids Kaka, Ronaldo and Benzema in the frontcourt of this season. In addition, since he was suspended in late April this year, this is the first time Pepe has appeared in more than five months. Real Madrid's official game.

Because it is an away game, the Real Madrid players put on the away black and gray jerseys corresponding to the home jerseys. In the words of the fans, the Real Madrid home and away jerseys are quite handsome this season. One word: good-looking!

When the live camera swept across the row of Real Madrid players standing side by side, there were countless people screaming at the scene and in front of the TV screen.

Ronaldo, who was standing on the farthest side, turned his head and said something to Kaka. Kaka had a bright smile on his face. The two looked at each other and smiled. Benzema next to him looked at the two speechlessly, and turned his head, with an expression that he really didn't want to pay attention to the two.

Not caring about the strange noises around him, Ronaldo leaned over and said something to Kaka. Kaka smiled brightly again, and the two looked at each other for a second before laughing again.

"Oh my god, it's so handsome!!!"

A local media reporter who was interviewing by the side of the court couldn't help screaming.

The uncle photographer in front of her glanced at her, then looked down at the camera in front of her, and couldn't help but nod.

Mom D, really handsome!

But these women are really crazy, men are handsome and have a fart, they can be eaten...

... No, it can indeed be eaten as a meal!

When Ronaldo kicked that free kick with a speed of 100 km/h and blasted through the opponent's goal, to be honest, his own fans would feel super cool, but the opponent's fans would only be amazed.

Then, when Kaka dribbled the ball and broke through the defense and then made a stunning through pass assist to Raul and then scored the goal, the home team fans were speechless.

In the second half, after Cristiano Ronaldo once again smashed the opponent's goal with a free kick reaching 100 km/h, no one booed him with a mocking tone of who the kid was.

Ronaldo looked up at the audience, who am I?Do you see clearly?

After that, Ronaldo hugged Kaka very happily with a smile. Kaka put his palm on his head and pressed it, and the two looked at each other and smiled.

Benzema, who wanted to celebrate in the past, muttered and stood still.

Even Raul paused before running over to give Ronaldo a high five.

Of course, as a result of the excessive excitement, Zurich also chased two goals in a row.

Faced with such a situation of being cheated by the opponent and cheated by his own people, what can Saint Cassie say?

For St. Casey, this was a memorable milestone for him.Ten years ago, Cassie played his first Champions League game with Real Madrid at the age of 17.

Although he didn't get the chance to play, the young Igor still felt the charm and magic of the Champions League, and the game against Zurich was the 100th time that Cassie represented Real Madrid in international competitions, including 96 games in the Champions League, 2 European Super Cups and 2 Club World Cups.

As a result, Saint Cassie picked up the ball from the back net twice.

Of course, Real Madrid's first goal Cassie needs to bear some responsibility.

When he fell to the ground to intercept Alphonse's one-handed ball, San Casey suffered a dumb loss.Although Cassie had slowed down when he rushed in front of the opponent, Alphonse tripped on the Real Madrid No. 1 and fell to the ground. Atkinson, the referee from the United Kingdom, immediately awarded a penalty kick.

During the game, the offensive player actively seeks physical contact with the goalkeeper and falls to the ground exaggeratedly.Was sentenced to a penalty kick, the goalkeeper was wronged but he could only swallow this bitter pill.

This is Saint Cassie being tricked by his opponent.

Real Madrid's second conceded goal is the responsibility of the whole team.

When the opposing player Egerter scored a corner kick, the Real Madrid players who were supposed to mark him were not in place, and the other defensive players did not cover and protect each other.

Even the on-site commentator couldn't help being sarcastic.

"...The set-piece defense has become a big problem for Real Madrid. Judging from the 10 goals conceded by Real Madrid in all competitions this season, 8 of them came from set-pieces, including 8 penalty. , 1 corner kicks and 4 indirect free kicks, 3 of which came from the forward header and 5 from the outflank before the back kick. In the match between Real Madrid and the Spaniard last weekend, the opponent's most threatening offensive was It came from a set kick from the right by Shunsuke Nakamura..."

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In the end, Ronaldo scored twice with a free kick, and Raul scored his 67th European goal and increased his Champions League scoring record to 65 goals.

Higuain and Guti, who came off the bench, each scored another goal. In this Champions League Group C match, Real Madrid beat Zurich 5-2 away.

Of course, Real Madrid is not without losses. The midfielder Harvey Alonso left the field due to injury, and it is not sure whether he can participate in the next round.

After the first round of the Champions League, Real Madrid beat AC Milan to rank first in the group with a goal difference advantage, and the defeated Marseille and Zurich ranked third and fourth in the group.

The best player in this game is Ronaldo, but the return of Pepe has also been praised by the media - Pepe is finally back, he not only made up for his teammates on the defensive line many times, but also instigated fast breaks to help Higuain Break the Champions League scoring drought.

Pepe was also very happy in the interview after the game: I am very happy to contribute to the team and prove myself. I am very much looking forward to the early end of the suspension period.

Raul also received a lot of praise. Although Inzaghi scored twice against Marseille, Super Pippo once again surpassed Raul by 1 goal in the ranking of the European War.

But the Western media said that the Lord of the Rings is stronger in one sentence: if you have the ability, don't use the UEFA Cup goals to make up for it!

This is to say that only 68 of Inzaghi's 47 European goals came from the Champions League, while Raul set a new record in the Champions League - 65 goals.

"Aspen": Raul represents a spirit of Real Madrid, which is to sacrifice any personal interests for the benefit of the team.During the time when Harvey Alonso was injured and left the field for treatment, Raul even returned to the defensive midfielder to participate in the defense.

However, it was Kaka who got the biggest compliment.

Although Kaka did not score a goal in the three games he came to Real Madrid, all the western media said: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if you don't score, only Kaka continues to play like this, and no one will do it except himself. Concerned about when he will score his first official game goal after joining Real Madrid."

Some media even directly published the headline "Kaka's leadership is self-evident".

"Kaka is the master of the stadium." The Madrid media said that whenever Real Madrid switched from defense to offense, the ball first came to Alonso's feet, and the Spanish international decided whether to attack with a long pass or a short pass. After the ball entered the frontcourt, Kaka became the master who dominated him.Like Benzema and Ronaldo, Kaka chooses more short passes. These two players who are also new to Real Madrid have a very similar understanding of football to Kaka, and they already have a tacit understanding without running in.In the middle, the captain Raul often withdraws to take the ball, relieves Kaka’s burden and creates gaps. On the wing, the timely insertion of two full-backs provides Kaka with more options and expands Kaka’s control range. .In the counterattack, Kaka's amazing speed and dribbling ability have a broad space to play.

If Pellegrini has given Alonso the important task of organizing the core, then Kaka is the unique offensive core. Kaka can find a way to resonate with every player in the midfield.

"Real Madrid won a big victory, and Kaka is the director behind the scenes." Spanish football experts were surprised by the speed at which Kaka integrated into Real Madrid. There was almost no hindrance, and Kaka became the core of Real Madrid.No matter in any corner of the stadium, people can find traces of Kaka's presence and conquest.

After seeing the content of the media praising him so much, Kaka, who got two assists in this game, still maintained his modesty-"This is because my duty is to pass the ball for my teammates."

Of course, there are also many people who think that Kaka is too aggressive, saying that "Kaka's desire to control is too strong."

The evidence is that Kaka received a yellow card for a foul in the frontcourt in the first half, and almost got a second yellow card in the second half for his excessive action in the fight.

One doesn't want Kaka to inherit Zidane's leadership while also inheriting the Frenchman's only flaw - too many cards.

"Haha, the desire to control is too strong!!!"

On the way back, Marcelo unceremoniously used this report to mock Kaka.

What can Kaka say?

He could only smile slightly, pretending that nothing existed.

Of course, Marcelo's cheating behavior of hiding the 'fart pad' in the locker room later was exposed by someone who exposed it—hehe, someone laughed and said nothing.

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