.

...The difficulty and danger of the process is not enough for outsiders to understand.

He was still unmoved by the winks that made his eyes cramp.

He took off his clothes and rushed forward, and was so stunned that he vomited three liters of blood.

Suxuan had no choice but to ask his good friend, the big snake monster, to teach him relevant knowledge, how to seduce people, the way of cloud and rain, and so on-for this, he lost his power and humiliated the country, and paid the price of three months of cultivation plus "not allowed to attack mice in the future".

It's fucking hard.

Suxuan scolded her mother while learning.

I thought that if it still doesn't work this time, I won't be a fairy at all, and I will be a tyrant in the mountains, what kind of bullshit human beings, come one and eat one, come two and eat a pair!

9,

Should I say lucky or unlucky?

But this method actually works!

Suxuan was still tired after breakfast, and lay on the bed humming.

The soreness in his body kept reminding him of what happened last night.

Thinking about it, my ears turned red.

At that time, I only wanted to become a fairy soon, and with all my strength, and the dim moonlight, I left everything behind. Now I think of Ali in broad daylight... I feel that the shame of my life has been exhausted!

however……

He opened the merit book.

Look at the merits of Huiding.Looking at the amount returned last night, I suddenly gasped:

According to this amount, it will take at least a hundred times to pay it off?

A hundred times!

What a concept!

It takes more than three months once a day!

Huiding is so fierce!

Don't repeat this stabbing method a hundred times!The intestines might be pierced twenty times!

Su Xuan thought about that scene.

He shivered in place.

Feeling desperate.

...Ah, I really want to die.

10,

Huiding also wanted to die.

No, it's not because he and Su Xuan have a spiritual resonance.

Quite the contrary, mainly because he and Su Xuan had a physical resonance.

He sat in the room next to Su Xuan.

cross legged.

Facing the Buddha statue.

On the left is the Great Compassion Mantra, and on the right is the Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra.

Hands together.

Let the wind and waves beat me to stand still.

Keep your ears open and listen to what's going on next door.

The walls of the meditation room are not thick.

Suxuan turned over, and the bed creaked for a while.

The tendons on Huiding's neck tensed, and he quickly recited a sutra silently.

At first, I read it all.

After a while, it turned upside down:

"... Those who do not fast are those who fast and do not observe the precepts, they are called precepts... Hey, this has already broken the precepts... But what to do, he is really cute, and he begged me like that, and his life is really hanging One line, you can't leave it alone... No, no, no, no, no, [-] vajras walk, sit, lie, and walk with you, and the ten Dharma realms such as come to protect and strengthen the recipients...Parallel calm breath, don't think evil...Until now Haven't woken up yet? Could it be... oh, he's a monster, so it shouldn't be... If it's a monster, will my reciting this curse be harmful to him?...Do you want to go over and see..."

When I came back to my senses, there were no Buddha statues there.what spell.What scriptures.

He was standing at the door of Suxuan's room, clasping his hands on the door.

Enter?

Still not in?

What should I do at such a time?

Who will tell him...

...Why did Master travel far away at such a time!

Ah, I want to die.

11,

The big monster who wants to die very much, did you seduce the big monk today?

checked.

Great monk who really wants to die, have you taken the bait today?

On it.

The number of "body communication" between one person and one demon has exceeded ten times.

Not only one hand, but two hands together can't count.

Almost a daily process has been formed.

Every day when the sun went down, Suxuan squatted on the roof of Huiding's room, and after his evening class was over, he would blow out the candles and tiptoe down.

The process can be called remarkable.

A blend of water and milk.

Passionate.

Forget about me.

However, as soon as it was over... I started to want to die.

Every time I want to die a little more than the last time.

The body is still connected, and the brains on both sides have started to commit suicide one after another, and the body and mind have reached a double synchronization in a subtle place.

Hui Ding thought, the root of prostitution is deeply rooted, I am afraid that I will not be able to become a Buddha in this life.

Suxuan thought, damn it, I can't stand it anymore!Is he really human!Won't it be squeezed dry!Wouldn't it be tiring to come here every day?Is it better to stop?But isn't it too embarrassing for humans to be cowarded by monsters first?What's more, the time to become a fairy waits for no one. If you fail to sign up for this wave, you will have to wait another year for the next wave... But if you don't take a break and continue like this, the prototype of Lao Tzu will give him a sunrise!

A prophecy.

The next day, Suxuan hung on Huiding's body and shook it, and the tail came out.

12,

Super-shame-shame!

Su Xuan wished he could die on the spot.

Monsters are seen as prototypes, what a concept!

More radical than humans being seen naked!

The monsters that Tang Seng encountered on the way to learn the scriptures were almost killed by a big stick before they had to show their original shape!

He just...

...and it will show its original shape!

What's the matter!

...Oh, well, he was probably killed by a big stick in another sense...

Even the tips of Su Xuan's ears were red.

Burying his head firmly by Huiding's neck, lighting a huge wax for himself, he thought he might as well just die like this.

13,

Huiding was pleasantly surprised:

"You are a cat!"

he asks.so excited.Even the monk's daily oral habit is forgotten.

Su Xuan didn't answer.

Hui Ding turned over and picked him up, stroked his tail, and touched his ears—well, after all, Su Xuanda is a powerful monster who has been cultivating seriously for many years. , only the ears and tail were exposed—snow-white with black stripes, soft, fluffy, so cute that it burst, Huiding couldn't help but hug and hold it high: "So it's a cat!"

are you blind

Do cats have such a big tail!

Su Xuan snorted.

Oh no, it is now in human form, the ears and tail are simultaneously reduced and enlarged, theoretically speaking, it is about the same size from a hamster to a liger.

But do cats have ears like mine?

"But your ears are so round—you look so different, you must have been discriminated against when you were a child, and you must have suffered a lot..." Hui Ding gently patted his head.

what the hell!

That's what tiger ears look like!

"I look super normal!" Su Xuan was dissatisfied.

"Yes, yes," Hui Ding buried his face between his ears, "It's super normal, the cutest! ——It turns out to be a cat! No wonder I can't hold it!"

No, this master.

You can't hold it anymore.

Your personality is broken.

What about being mature, reserved and determined?Why did it suddenly explode on the spot and spin into the sky?

"Lust is breaking the precept, but cats are fine." Hui Ding explained.

"Hey, what's the point?"

"Well... because the poor monk really likes cats."

14,

Suxuan heard a story that "it sounds sad at first, but it is full of flaws when you look closely".

Once upon a time there was a little boy.

I like cats very much.

But for some reason, the cat disliked him very much.

It's not that I don't like it to the extent of "scratching my face".

I don't like it to the extent of "flying away when I smell the smell, and there won't be any cats with a keen sense of smell within a radius of ten meters".

The little boy was so sad.

At this time, an old monk told him that as long as he became a monk with himself and practiced seriously, he could be loved by cats.

The little boy left home.

15,

"Master, I always feel that you have been deceived by Master." Su Xuan said seriously.

"Not at all." Hui Ding retorted sternly, "Three days after he was ordained, the poor monk was lucky enough to save a newborn kitten. After that, he often saw cats waiting to be fed on the back mountain, and he was injured. The big cats have been treated for injuries, and now there are cats in their arms, which shows that it is effective."

There was a "thump" in Su Xuan's heart.

Secretly called up the merit book to take a look.

Sure enough, the newborn little milk "cat".The little "cat" waiting to be fed on the back mountain.Injured big "cat".It was none other than Su Xuan himself.

Evil fate!

No wonder I owe him so much favor!

Suxuan was full of the truth and was about to reveal the truth, but she didn't know where to start, and was hesitating when she was pressed into the bed again by Huiding:

"Little cat, I will treat you well. Since you want it, I will give it to you."

No no wait a minute!

Don't make such a thunderous speech!

The hairs on Suxuan's back exploded!

Before the rebuttal could come out in time, it was knocked into scattered groans by Hui Ding.

16,

Suxuan felt that there was something wrong with her demon life.

No, it has nothing to do with gratitude.

In fact, after being treated as a "cat", he can often please Huiding even if he doesn't offer his body—or it can be said that he has found another way to "please Huiding by offering his body"... In short, the efficiency of repaying favors Greatly improve.

If things go on like this, in another two months, he will be able to repay Huiding's debt of favor, catch up with this batch of immortal declarations, get rid of his status as a monster, and reach the pinnacle of his cultivation career!

Hmm...it's not that Huiding is bad.

In fact, even before Hui Ding had seen his real body, he was considered gentle and considerate to him.

People who probably practice.No matter what kind of creature he is, he has a kind heart.

Or feel guilty that you can't control yourself, and often force Su Xuan.

Every time he finished, Huiding always cleaned it up patiently for him—at that time Suxuan was mostly unconscious, and occasionally, half dreaming and half awake, he felt the touch of human fingers, light and gentle, as if from Deep in the long memory...

Whatever Suxuan asked him to do, he would do it.Even if you violate the commandments occasionally.

Whatever Suxuan wanted to eat, she would do.

Even if you want to eat meat.

Asking for meat in the dining hall is actually Suxuan's unreasonable trouble-since he practiced, the style of eating

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