I fall in love with the ghost king

The ghost world was formed because there are too many lonely souls and wild ghosts in the world. The ghost king is also born because all living beings gather together.

And today is the most important day in the ghost world for thousands of years—the election day for the new ghost king! ! !

After the ghost king was born because of the wish of all living beings, he has been sitting in the ghost world to control the life and death of people, the reincarnation of ghosts, and maintain the balance of the three worlds of heaven, earth and ghosts!It has always been like this for thousands of years, but now it has to be passed on to others. This is unprecedented in the Three Realms!

Not only the ghost world, but even the heavenly world are talking about this!

But the real reason why our Lord Ghost King passed on the throne is ridiculous!It is said that the current ghost king is alive...cough cough...dead for too long, I feel that I am following the rules day after day, and my heart is unavoidably boring. There are often patrolling ghosts who see the ghost king sitting on the bridge of Naihe in black. Chatting with the new ghosts on the stone pillars, learning anecdotes about the human world, so as to comfort the lonely and empty time in the ghost world.

In the world, there are mountains and flowers blooming, and the four seasons reincarnate!There are parents who have short-term love for their children, and there are also happy rivers and lakes with love and hatred!But in the ghost world, there is only the same dark night as before, and reincarnation day after day!

The King of Ghosts, who has never set foot in the outside world since he was born in illusion, is like a baby in swaddling clothes, full of desire to explore the outside world, and the prosperity of the outside world is like a poppy, which has a fatal temptation for him!In the end, unable to bear the impulse in his heart anymore, our Lord Ghost King decided...to retire early

This does not call all the serving ghosts in the prefecture to hold the election of the new ghost king. All ghost messengers who have been in office for one year can participate. During this period of time, the ghost world is extremely lively. Wanma crosses the single-plank bridge!That scene is no less than the current college entrance examination!There are also some business-minded ghosts who have even been inspired to start a business!

This move of the ghost king not only boosted the GDP of the underworld, but also affected the printing companies in the world, resulting in booming business. Ghost messengers entrusted relatives in Mengyangjian to burn more paper money!Final election!The spring breeze of reform is really blowing all over the place, and the ghost people in the ghost world are really awesome!

As a serious civil servant in the ghost world, Han Chen naturally couldn't give up this great opportunity to counterattack, which can be called the smoke from the ancestral grave!I have not been idle in patrolling the ghost world for the past few days, wandering around to inquire about the latest developments, there is a good saying - as the saying goes, know yourself and the enemy and you will never lose a hundred battles!

However, in the process of patrolling, he would often be pulled over by Lu Guijia who suddenly jumped out, leading him quietly to a secluded place, winking at him, showing a lewd/slutty evil smile, As if you knew it, you pulled off your coat, revealing the gleaming white ... pirated test questions!

"Brother, Minggang test questions, quick score improvement! Understand?"

"Hey hey hey! Don't go! Improve one point and kill the thousand ghosts!"

"..." Han Chen ignored Lu Guijia who kept shouting unrelentingly from behind, resisted the urge to beat him up, strode away without looking back, my fucking pants were off, just show me this...

Lu Guiyi: "Hey! Brother, wait a minute! Stay! Stay!! Think about the election for the sprint class?"

Han Chen glanced at him, then turned his head to look at the temporary high-risk building next to him. A plaque was crookedly hung on it. There were a few cracks in the middle of the plaque for unknown reasons, and it was randomly wrapped with tape. It is vaguely guessed from the font structure outside that it reads: Election Sprint Class!

This Nima can take a break!

Before Han Chen complained about this high-risk building, his eyes were attracted by the impassioned ghost holding a megaphone on the podium, listening to the deafening and somewhat familiar oath coming from the old loudspeaker:

Yesterday was stormy, yesterday was noisy;

Today the lion is roaring with its head held high.

On the battlefield of the hundred days,

We don't do boats that go with the tide,

We are not cowards who run away from difficulties.

We have a clear goal and a firm direction!

We are high-spirited and strong-willed!

Stepping through the ups and downs of the book mountain, and crossing the vast sea of ​​learning.

fight!Our ideals set sail!

struggle!Our future is brilliant!

sprint!Draw a gorgeous chapter of ghost life!

Then Han Chen was overwhelmed by a burst of warm applause from the audience, as well as the triumphant light in the eyes of a group of successfully brainwashed ghost messengers! ! !

"..." This ghost must have been a pyramid scheme in his previous life!It seems that he was quite young when he died, and it is really a shame to be so impassioned in this high-risk building!

Closer to home!After several days of unremitting exploration and round after round of PK matches with all their strength, the election will also come to a perfect conclusion today! ! !

All the immortals in the heaven realm have not been idle during this time, and they gather together every day to discuss the election of the ghost king in the ghost realm. After all, it is very likely that the balance that the three realms have maintained for a long time will be disrupted!After many days of discussion among the immortals, it was finally decided to send Lei Zhenzi to assist the new ghost king in crossing the catastrophe!

Speaking of crossing the catastrophe, Han Chen couldn't help but roll his eyes at the moment standing on the election platform. Relying on his solid tongue in sales in his previous life and the residual poison of the three-year college entrance examination and five-year simulation, he finally passed the many tests. Finally won the qualification to become the new ghost king, you said it was easy for me!

Originally, according to the original plan, today I only need to complete the handover of the position, deliver the testimonials I have prepared for a long time, and cross my name from the book of life and death, and I will transcend life and death from then on!Then you can inherit the position of the new ghost king, which can be said to be a promotion and salary increase, marrying...ahem...from then on, you will be on the peak of ghost life!

Just at this juncture, Lei Zhenzi announced with the heavenly court edict that the appointment of the new ghost king is related to the safety of the Three Realms, and it should not be trifling!After discussion among the immortals, according to the usual practice, the new ghost king must go through the catastrophe before he can ascend to the ascension!

Han Chen almost didn't recite it in one breath, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and he wore an embarrassed but polite standard professional smile, looking at Lei Zhenzi, the messenger who had nothing to do with me, and the messenger who was sent by the two countries at war, and who had just been killed by him The gloating expressions of the competitors who were still frowning after PK lost, there was a saying in their hearts that MMP didn't know what to say!

Now I should have put on a black robe and become the new ghost king, enjoying the worship of the ghost people. There is a saying that a tailor who doesn't want to be an officer is not a good cook!This is what Han Chen has always dreamed of!But now he was taken to heaven under the watchful eyes of everyone to prepare to accept the catastrophe of the thunder. ! !

Of course, Han Chen is not the only one who is suffering now, but also our former Lord Ghost King, who has even written a travel plan, waiting for Han Chen to go to the outside world after he succeeds to the throne!As a result, as we all know, Heavenly Tribulation is not something that can be passed casually. In addition to surviving Lei Zhenzi’s punishment of Heavenly Thunder, he has to be assigned to experience in the human world. for god.Although one year in the world is one day in the sky, it takes a lot of time to go back and forth this time!

When it comes to the human world, Han Chen is no stranger. In his previous life, he was a salesperson and was forced by the pressure of life. It was commonplace to stay up all night. Finally, after he worked hard late at night to win a big project, he died suddenly of brain congestion due to excessive excitement. In the workplace, he died at the age of 26. You said he was wronged or not! ! !

Fortunately, after coming to the ghost world, because of his tongue-in-cheek, in his previous life, helping the old lady cross the road, taking care of stray animals, etc. are considered good deeds, and he was driving the ghost world to expand the shortage of manpower, so the king of ghosts allowed him to find an errand in the ghost world.Later, after hard work, he was selected as a civil servant in the ghost world through layers of assessment, and the journey has been smooth.

Unexpectedly, the good times didn't last long. Han Chen, who was standing on Zhuxian Terrace, had already greeted the eighteen generations of the ancestors of those Taoists from the immortal family. After all, he had just practiced and his spells were still weak. You don't even need to go to the human world to go through calamities, just dig a hole on the spot to surpass your salvation!

Fortunately, the former Lord Ghost King had a conscience, and secretly gave him a life-saving elixir for him to take before he left, so that he could keep his soul alive, but Han Chen still had no idea at the moment, and he didn't know that the elixir would work without? !If this is confessed here today, it will really be annihilated and there will be no reincarnation. Who can I ask for reasoning!

Han Chen couldn't help turning his head to look at Lei Zhenzi, who was taking him to Li Tianlei, who looked like no stranger:

"That, Brother Thor! Have you heard of Lin Daiyu Syndrome?"

"...a lot of nonsense!"

"..." This TM really makes me unable to refute...

"Cough cough... I'm weak, I hope Brother Lei Shen will be more merciful~" Han Chen held Lei Zhenzi's clothes and shook them gently with both hands, while licking his face and looking at Lei Zhenzi tearfully, according to Han The thoughts in Chen's mind, at this moment, he must be weak and helpless, I feel sorry for him!

However, our Lord Leishen doesn't take it seriously, looking at the man's delicate and contrived posture in front of him, he only feels goosebumps all over his body at this moment, which means that the other party rejects your begging and wants to slap you!

But Lei Zhenzi is also a sensible person, and this crossing robbery is just a procedure. If the current ghost king is really broken, he will be the first in the ghost world to trouble himself, so under Han Chen's relentless shaking, Resisting the nausea, he pulled the corner of his mouth and patted Han Chen's shoulder with a forced smile, "Don't be afraid, brother, I will lower the wattage for you later!"

"..."

This Nima Tianlei can also adjust the wattage!Don't bully me for reading less!Anyway, I also went through three years of simulated five-year college entrance examination devil training!Before Han Chen could finish complaining in his heart, a blast of thunder came from the top of his head. Han Chen only felt a bang, as if the sky had been split open. The strong white light made him unable to open his eyes. Then the pain of crushing bones and ashes swept through his body, and after more than ten seconds, he rolled his eyes and lost consciousness.

Before losing consciousness, there was only one last thought in Han Chen's mind - big brother! ! !You TM haven't shouted [-] yet! ! !If you say chop, you can chop so casually! ! !