Northbound Ultimate

When he was in the guide dog school, Wu Xie won an excellent commendation for short-distance switchback running.This exercise that tests the heart and lung function is the shortcoming of many animals. Wu Xie doesn't know why, as if he is good at it by nature, he always touches the ball with his nose four times easily and returns to the trainer.So on the way to the ultimate, Wu Xie walked very easily, as if he was going to be praised by the trainer again, "Good job, Wu Xie", he did not speak like other companions, and went straight to the goal.

Whatever it is at the end, anyway, the oil bottle is there.

He'll always be there anyway.

"Fuck, it's not right!" When he was less than 50 meters away from the dark hole, the fat man suddenly stopped, and the completely unscientific snow fell from behind as if someone was dumping it. Roared: "Don't talk nonsense, let's go!"

There was a look of fear in the fat man's eyes: "This way...is not right."

Poker-Face stopped, and Xiaohua, the Reindeer King, turned around and said, "What's wrong? There's not much time. If we change the way, we have to—"

"No!" The fat man raised his big bear paw and scratched the ground vigorously: "I remember very clearly that the last time I came here, this was the Yin-Yang Road! It was dark when we went there, and white when we returned. Have you forgotten?" The snow that flew up The foam got into Wu Xie's nose, choking him so much that he shivered: "So what if it's all dark?"

Xie Yuchen pawed at the snowdrift next to him with his hoof, and his expression changed slightly: "That is to say, this trip will never return?"

The fat man pouted his buttocks and put his chin on the ground, his fat paws covered his eyes.Black Glasses sighed, and let out a wolf howl towards the empty snow field, scaring Yun Yun to hide behind the tail of Poker Bottle.Wu Xie looked at them, barked a few times, and the third uncle motioned him to continue.

"I think..." Wu Xie suddenly didn't know how to organize his words, "I'm here now... let's go together... let's call it a trip..."

Snow quietly and turbulently organized itself into a seamless wall, chasing after it densely, so close at hand.Wu Xie felt that the fluff was covered with grains of snow, which instantly turned into cool water droplets, and were instantly dried by the body temperature, making her whole body uncomfortable.Xie Yuchen smiled: "Wu Xie is right, I will sign up for this tour group."

Black Glasses turned and walked forward, and Poker Face followed. Pan Zi and Third Uncle came back from exploring the road, yelling at them to run quickly.Yun Cai lay on the fat man's ear and said something, and the fat man immediately sat up: "How can this work? I'm a big man, let you..." Wu Xie ran away with his ears, he didn't want to listen to other people's family affairs Woolen cloth!

Near the entrance of the cave, the members of the tour group "Can't Turn Back Ultimately Don't Know How Many Days Tour" stopped together.The snow wall of the North Pole stopped five meters in front of them, looking down on these weaklings in nature.The white particles pile up higher and higher on the ground, covering up everything that has ever existed. It is just this crazy, everything you have worked hard for will be swallowed up by a force stronger than you.

Wu Xie remembered the frustration he felt when he couldn't pass the obstacle test, what's the point of living, one obstacle after another, never remembering, never ending.That night he sneaked out of the dormitory and ran to play on the grass covered with starlight. The starlight was carried by a pair of small wings, rushing to the distance like waves, Wu Xie suddenly felt calm, beautiful things always let people The dog was in a warm air mass, Wu Xie took the initiative to sneak into the training area, and carefully measured the obstacles step by step until the morning sun rose.From then on, he knew that even if everything he worked hard in the dark was covered by the light of the sun, someone would know it, the trainer knew it, and the blind man he would help in the future would know it too.

The particles that make up the snow wall are constantly changing. The third uncle and the fat man are discussing in low voices the reason for the disappearance of the Yin-Yang Road. Wu Xie sniffs the cold air in the North Pole, and turns his head to Poker Bottle with a smile as good as the sun: "Isn't it? Pretty spectacular? Huh?"

Poker bottle touched his nose lightly: "Yes."

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As expected, Xiao Wu Nai never forgot the outing package, and started to form a group! ! !

The entrance of the cave was wide and flat, but it didn't look like it was formed by wind erosion in nature at all. Wu Sansheng and the others calmly prepared to go in, only Fatty and Xie Yuchen stood in place.Black Glasses immediately realized that one of these two is large, and the other has high horns. If the cave is narrow, it is likely to be stuck somewhere in a dilemma.Wu Xie volunteered to explore the road, Xiaohua gracefully stretched out one front hoof, and lowered her head: "Thanks for your hard work." After receiving the gratitude from the Reindeer King, Wu Xie felt full of motivation, and immediately catapulted herself into the depths of darkness .

The cave was indeed getting shorter and smaller. Wu Xie had to walk a few steps and jump to the top to judge whether Xiaohua could pass through. When encountering some narrow areas, he had to measure his steps left and right to make sure that the fat man could move forward by lifting his belly.The hole was so dark that it felt sticky, as if the darkness was not light but something called sesame paste that humans often eat. Wu Xie couldn't help but waved his paw several times to cover his face. I tore off this sesame paste mask, but it was always useless.

His paws stepped on some weird things, some were round and soft, and burst immediately, while others were hard and smooth, rolling away like balls, and some would stick to his hind legs and drag him all the time. It made Wu Xie shake his paws and shake his head like a convulsion for a while——flicking and shaking, he lost his illusion. Wu Xie saw a painting in front of him, which was vaguely like the wall in the former guide dog base The lotus leaf and lotus painted on it seem to have a long fluorescent lamp above the head.He immediately decided to go back the same way, even if everyone got here and went on, after all, this long and dark road with nothing to see was really frightening for dogs!

When he walked halfway, he vaguely felt something breathing, but he couldn't see it when he raised his head. Moving forward, he bumped into a pillar that was not there before, flat, thick, and hairy.Wu Xie just wanted to detour, but unexpectedly, the pillar disappeared.

The moment he ran all the way back to the starting point, Wu Xie had to admit that if one day he could return to Hangzhou, he would return to the guide dog base to help those in need—it is too painful to be invisible!Wu Xie staggered and threw Poker Bottle down after pretending to see the light again, Wu Sansheng turned his face away in pain, Yun Cai sneered, and his big tail covered half of his face.

Once inside, everyone's eyesight will be cleared, so Wu Sanxing said that they must walk in groups of two, with no difference of half a step forward and backward, and make a sound with each step.Wu Xie and Poker Ping came first, followed by Third Uncle and Pan Zi, and in the middle were reindeer and wolves, polar bears and foxes. "Say what?" Wu Xie asked.

The third uncle thought for a while: "Let's sing."

"Okay." Wu Xie shook his long hair and took the first step: "Two tigers, two tigers..."

"Sing something auspicious!" The third uncle roared angrily.

"Hmph." Wu Xie deliberately bumped Poker Bottle: "Sweet honey, you smile sweetly."

Soon I heard a wolf-like reply: "The spring breeze is ten li, it's not as good as you."

Yun Cai sang: "I am here, waiting for you to come back and waiting for the peach blossoms to bloom."

The third uncle coughed a few words: "The moon represents my heart..."

Just as Wu Xie was about to sing "Plant one, one is enough, it will produce many, many canned food", when he heard a low voice "Run fast, run fast", immediately goosebumps arose.The third uncle immediately yelled: "I told you not to sing this!"

"It's not me!" Wu Xie retorted angrily.

Poker Bottle suddenly stopped in his tracks.

Everyone understood that this sentence was not sung by any of them.

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Little Golden Retriever is the king of karaoke!whee!

In the dark cave, Wu Xie heard the sound of his throat moving and saliva swallowing, and the dog's hair stood on end.Poker-Face let out a deep roar, and Xiao Hua's hooves tapped the ground rhythmically. Third Uncle asked Fatty to stand up and grope around, and quickly came to the conclusion that there was no one.Everyone's heavy breathing filled the small space with an indescribably uncomfortable atmosphere. After all, Wu Sansheng had seen the big world, and calmly waved his claws: "Keep singing, move forward!"

Wu Xie raised his paw and felt that he had stepped on something sticky again. He flicked his paw twice angrily, and hummed softly: "I have a stuffy oil bottle that I never ride... oh!" Wu Xie Xie just felt that Xiao Hua kicked her behind her buttocks, half of her body was in pain. She thought it was because Xiao Hua disliked him and sang about riding a donkey——I won’t ride you, really, as for kicking so hard——Wu Before Xie could think of a song to change to, he felt himself fly off the ground with all four claws.

"Brother!" Wu Xie yelled, actually feeling a kind of flying pleasure in his heart. He only regretted that other people couldn't see him flying. Unfortunately, he didn't feel complacent for a few seconds. Relatively light black, Xiong roared loudly: "What! Let go of Xiaotian!" Soon, Wu Xie fell to the ground, obviously falling with a thud, but the whole buttocks did not respond.The fat man opened his mouth wide and grabbed Wu Xie's nape, and ran forward desperately under the leadership of Poker Face.Wu Xie was fascinated, and colorful bubbles appeared in front of his eyes. He stretched out his claws to grab them, and found that the claws had turned into eight fingers, so he shouted anxiously: "Third Uncle! Third Uncle~ Third Uncle, look at me!" ! Third Uncle!”

Wu Sansheng was terrified, but he couldn't stop. Fortunately, Xie Yuchen's quick feet and black glasses' wolf nature would drive everyone together and not to get separated. Wu Xie's excited yelling did not know how far he ran , they finally stopped.

At the end of the dark alley, there is another world: the crystal clear ice shell that never melts is like the glass ceiling of a high-end shopping mall, not to mention the little flower with horns on its head, even if it is the tallest acrobat between human beings and arhats. Many seals are lying on it basking in the sun, the long-lost, bright sunlight leaks from the gap between their fat bodies and their bodies; there is sufficient oxygen and warm air in the open caves, allowing them to swim in the ice and snow. After running for so long, they feel like a dream; the days of quenching their thirst with snow water are over, and a wonderful natural cycle has been created in this natural ice crevice space, and a clear stream flows from the frozen soil. Quietly meandering beside it like a snake, in the center of a pond, there are actually big lotus flowers blooming.

All these convenient living conditions are even more weird and unscientific in Wu Xie's crazy laughter.He chased his own tail on the spot, rolled around like a puppy, jumped on the fat man's fat feet, and licked the cloud to drool. Wu Sansheng didn't answer any questions he asked him, and kept shaking his big ears to reveal Golden Retriever's signature smile: "Do I look good? Third Uncle~ I can fly!"

Xie Yuchen raised his front hoof and knocked Wu Xie on the chin, knocking him unconscious.

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Xiao Wu was recruited...

"What's going on?" Wu Sansheng carefully examined Wu Xie's body, but found nothing unusual.The fat man said that he vaguely heard Wu Xie say that Xiao Hua kicked his ass, but Xiao Hua said that he was afraid that the cloud would get lost if it was too small, so he immediately went to carry her on his back, and was not behind Wu Xie at all. "It's poison." Poker Fing said, pulling away the long golden hair on Wu Xie's hind leg, revealing a black wound as thick as the tip of a claw. Everyone turned Wu Xie over to look, and sure enough, there was a symmetrical part.

The black glasses said: "Wait, this thing is holding the little third master with two paws, it can also slap the fat man, and it can inject toxins, could it be..."

Poker-Face turned around without saying a word and went into the dark place. Everyone rushed to put Wu Xie in a safe place, and the cloud folded a big lotus leaf to cover Wu Xie, while he stayed in the dark place vigilantly. staring around.Just when everyone was wondering what the husky was doing, they felt the frozen ground tremble slightly, a high-pitched wolf howl erupted from the darkness, and then the cave entrance shook, and many things fell down, even on the high ice. The seals basking in the sun outside their shells sensed the problem underground and fled with their wives and children.As soon as their fat bodies moved away, more light was injected into this space, revealing all kinds of details: on the way here, Poker Bottle was rolling a small transparent ball and running wildly, if it wasn't for the unknown and dangerous environment , Fatty really wanted him to have a good time shooting.Pan Zi looked down at the thing, and his expression changed: "Is it really a spider?"

Poker Bottle nodded.Wu Sansheng roared fiercely: "Arctic ball chain spider?" The fat man immediately blocked the road in front of everyone with two steps: "Everyone back up! Fatty clean it up!" As soon as the words fell, Pan Zi rushed out, but stopped Hold on.Two furry legs protruded from the darkness, and on the toes were long black hooks as thick as the tail of Poker Bottle.The spider was too big, with a round belly sticking to the ground, drawing a wide mark on the frozen soil. "Are you crazy?" Black Glasses stared at the huge ball of spider eggs and asked Pokerfing: "Ball chain spiders are the most protective of calves, why are you stealing its eggs?" Pokerfing pressed the spider with one front paw Egg, replied in a low voice: "I can't see what species it is, how to detoxify Wu Xie?"

Xie Yuchen sniffed the ground and shook his big horn a few times: "It's very bad, we probably stepped on a few eggs when we came here."

He raised his hoof, and there were some smelly things sticking to it: "Maybe there are also small ball chain spiders. If this problem is not solved now, the female spider will always chase us and never let go." After finishing speaking, he raised his hand At the beginning, the female spider was using her four front paws to scratch and massage her abdomen regularly, and the ground part of the huge black round abdomen slowly oozes out milky white mucus. thin silk with a sticky ball of white silk at the end - this is where the ball chain spider comes from, and it hunts by throwing silk like a cowboy in warm weather, some say , have seen it preying on seals.An adult polar bear like Fatty looks like a pillow toy in front of it, not to mention dogs and wolves.

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Wu Xie said that the large shadow has added another variety...

Under Xiaohua's call, Wu Sansheng and the others slipped to the pond to wash their paws, hoping to relieve the smell from the stimulation of the female spider's loss of babies and eggs. Poker-Face hid himself behind the fat man, howled the wolf, Kicking the spider eggs out, the female spider went berserk immediately, the ball of silk twitched a few times like an acrobat between her claws, and immediately hit Xiaohua's side like a grenade.The reindeer king dodged deftly, tilted his head, and broke the spider's thread with the fork on the horn.But the ball of silk stuck to the tail of the black glasses, making him unable to shake it off no matter what. Pan Zi was bold and bit it, and the spider silk immediately stuck to the skin at the corner of his mouth. Fatty pulled it with all his strength several times, and his claws also Not to mention being almost stuck, even though the female spider was a giant monster, she was still afraid of the polar bear, so she pulled the web back faster.

The claws of the black glasses were deeply sunken in the frozen soil, and the blood came out from the nails. A few immature spiders emerged from the mother spider's body. Bottles they throw.Wu Sansheng shivered for a while: "No, this is not the way. We won't be able to run away when the male one comes. Now that we know what breed it is, I suggest that it's the best policy for us to walk."

Xie Yuchen has good jumping ability, and the four deer hooves pulled the spider eggs a few times like a dance. Using skills better than the best players, he jumped over the big silk ball entangled with black glasses and brought it to the female spider.Despite its ferocious size, the ball-chain spider just wanted to get back its own child, so when it saw the eggs in front of it, it stopped pulling the silk, and first stretched out its terrifying-looking legs to pull the eggs to its side.Taking advantage of this gap, Wu Sanxing leaned down and looked at the struggling black glasses: "I have to shave all your hair?" The black glasses smiled: "I used to be bald too."

Pan Zi bit the wooden stick he picked up to separate the spider silk as much as possible. The fat man stretched out the pointed nails of the polar bear, and carefully began to pick along the tip of the tail of the black glasses. , the black glasses just shrugged his shoulders, and joked with the third uncle, praising his fluffy dog ​​tail as unparalleled in the world.

Suddenly, the silk ball twitched violently and retreated three to five meters. The female spider could not let go of the delicious prey in her hands. The sliding speed increased several times, and the black glasses completely let down his vigilance, not only tore off a few nails, but also completely left Xiaohua's protection range. Pan Zi rushed up and yelled a few times, but was attacked even more by the little spider's silk Just ferocious.The most frightening thing happened. When Pokerbo and the others found that the top of their heads was overcast, the male spider was dragging a hunted seal back home from a distance. It took no more than 3 minutes from the time it fell off the ice shell to when it got into the hole. If the black glasses can't escape after 3 minutes...

Poker bottle suddenly stood upright, raised his head and howled a few times.The black glasses have been dragged to the feet of the female spider, almost suspended in the air, but they no longer struggled when they heard the sound, and responded with two short but affirmative sounds.

Pan Zi asked Wu Sansheng, "What do you mean?"

Wu Sansheng said angrily: "Not knowing a foreign language has always been a flaw. I can't understand!"

Xie Yuchen already understood most of it, and winked at the fat man: "You take Wu Xie and Yuncai first, hurry up!"

Pokerfing lowered his body and lowered his tail, like an arrow leaving the string, like a boat falling into the water, his sharp claws cut through the soil and rushed out, leaving only clear and long lightning marks, which almost reached the female spider's eyelids in the blink of an eye. But he suddenly turned around and jumped onto the rock on the right, then flew up, opened his limbs, shrank his body and landed firmly on top of the female spider's head, stayed for less than a second and then fell down as if he couldn't stand still. But accurately and steadily, he rolled out with his black glasses in his arms.

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How many foreign languages ​​does my brother know? ^_^

Xiaohua had been prepared for a long time, but she didn't expect Pokerfing to move so quickly, she was two steps away. Fortunately, the black glasses were still able to climb up the reindeer's back, and Pokerfing jumped under Xiaohua, following Wu Sansheng's "" Run", behind Pan Zi's hall, they only heard the sound of impact and collapse caused by the male spider rushing in, saw countless tiny particles bouncing up from the frozen ground, glimpsed the surging water surface, and the sand, dust and snow foam flying together, but they couldn't see it under their feet. Stop - if they can't reach the end, they may never stop.

When the air in the cave became more sticky and humid, Pokerfing stopped, and Pan Zi caught up, already too tired to speak intermittently: "Don't worry, I won't be able to catch up."

The black glasses couldn't hold on anymore, and fell off Xiaohua's body, blood stains trailing behind her.He tried to stand up, but couldn't hold on because of the pain.Wu Sansheng gritted his teeth and went looking for a place to stay after just one glance. Xiaohua was good at distinguishing herbs, and while calling Fatty and the others to come and take care of them, he bowed his head and walked away, sniffing around the scattered plants on the ground.

The fat man turned pale with shock: "You are so awesome, little brother, what's going on?"

Poker bottle said concisely: "He agreed."

Pan Zi found a stone to prop up the lower body of the black glasses.As a beautiful alpha wolf, his tail has disappeared at the root, and the stubble is clean, like a knife cut, only the steel teeth of Poker Face can do it.Being able to end the pain of his companions so quickly and without mercy or hesitation in such a short period of time is also something that only Poker Bottle can do.The back legs of the black glasses twitched twice, and Yunyun scooped up a little water from the lotus leaf and poured it on his nose, he opened his eyes and forced a smile: "Brother, what a skill! This life owed to you is yours. "

Poker-face glanced at him, then walked straight to Wu Xie.

Fortunately, the toxins that the ball chain spiders prey on are only paralyzing and hallucinating. They like to stick their food alive to death in the silk ball before digesting it.It's a pity that he will never be able to see himself smirking while drooling and holding Poker's nose, and he will never know what kind of arc the dog's mouth was when the third uncle couldn't laugh or cry. The five crazy hours passed slowly, and Wu Xie fell asleep. After waking up, waking up to sleep, being watered countless times, spit out and pissed out countless times, finally, when he was able to stand firmly with his paws again, he felt blissfully that the first thing to be seen clearly was Poker Bottle .

"Brother..." Wu Xie said weakly, "Is there anything to eat?"

Pan Zi laughed unkindly, and Wu Xie lay down again and rolled over: "I vomited up, I'm really hungry!" Unexpectedly, he rolled to the side of the black glasses, and the collision made the black glasses groan With a sound, Wu Xie was startled: "Where's your tail?" The black glasses also forcefully raised his head to look at his buttocks. There is only a lump of hemostatic grass that was just applied there, and he said with a smile: "In order to exchange you, I gave it to Little Spider as a toy."

Wu Xie almost believed it when Xiao Hua walked over gracefully with a handful of dry firewood in her mouth, and kicked her hoof towards the butt of the black glasses, but stopped just a nose distance away: "Shut your wolf mouth, don't follow me!" The patient is talking nonsense."

Wu Xie turned to Pan Zi, and Pan Zi took the initiative to say, "The little brother went to find something to eat with the third master and the fat master. Little third master, let me ask you, you are so pretty, can you still fly?"

"How can a dog fly?" Wu Xie tilted her head and looked at Pan Zi innocently.

Yun Cai secretly smiled, and was about to answer, but suddenly said in surprise: "What is that?"

In the middle of a clump of weeds, a pair of round eyes opened brightly and then slowly closed.