The enemy is actually my wife

The host likes to see Yu Fei who has never seen the world like this. He smiled and said, "Of course this is a car, but it is different from ordinary cars."

Yu Fei: "..."

Why don't you say this is different from a tank?

"... I am such a petite and lovely girl, it's not suitable to drive this..." Yu Fei was basically on the verge of despair, she really couldn't find anything to ask, so she asked this way, thinking I have already said this, at least it can awaken the conscience of this host.

But the host has no conscience.

"It's suitable." The host said, "In the countryside, many people drive tractors."

Yu Fei: "..."

The problem is that I haven't opened it! ! !

Yu Fei was about to say something, but suddenly heard a sneer from behind him, "Interesting."

Yu Fei: "..."

She used her toes to figure out who the person standing behind was.

Who else could it be other than Lin Yan?

Sure enough, in the next second, Yu Fei heard the host greet Lin Yan behind her, "Is Ying Queen Lin here too?"

With his hands in his pockets, Lin Yan walked over with a cool face and stood beside Yu Fei, "This tractor is quite stylish.

Yu Fei: "..."

Are you sick?How can you tell that this tractor is quite stylish? !Would you like to give it to you if you are so stylish? ? ?

For someone like Lin Yan who is good at cheering, the host likes it very much, "Yes, I borrowed this from Uncle Wang from the next village. The program team cleaned it for a long time after borrowing it."

Yu Fei: "..."

How poor is this program group, can't even afford a tractor? !

Lin Yan let out an "oh", and then turned to look at Yu Fei with great interest, "I heard that you want to drive it?"

Yu Fei: "..."

you shut up.

Lin Yan smiled, and the smile was full of bad taste, "In order to celebrate your first time driving a tractor, I specially applied to the program team and got my mobile phone back."

Yu Fei: "...?"

What are you doing with your phone?

Lin Yan: "Take a photo and post it on Weibo."

Yu Fei's expression became extremely ugly in a second: "..."

I think you are really sick, or are you full of food, and you came here to laugh at me?

Bah, dog woman!

The host seemed to be completely unaware of the turbulent relationship between Yu Fei and Lin Yan, or he already knew about it, but pretended not to know for the sake of the show: "Of course we know that the little princess might not be able to drive a tractor, so We specially invited Uncle Wang to teach on the spot."

Yu Fei: "..."

Your program team is really sick!Do you have the nerve to bother the adults with this kind of thing? !Someone with a brain hole came up with this neural rule?

Yu Fei really couldn't accept that a big star, one of the four major female roles, drove a tractor into the street, it was too damaging to her image, if she really did it, she wouldn't know how to face the world for the rest of her life, so she was dying Said: "... Is there no other means of transportation?"

Host: "Yes."

Yu Fei was overjoyed.

"Actually, we originally had motorcycles, vans, tractors..."

Yu Fei: "...So the first two?"

"Being chosen by whoever came first."

Yu Fei immediately hated her assistant for booking her the plane ticket a little late, otherwise she would have chosen to drive the van before Lin Yan.

But after thinking about it carefully, she doesn't seem to be very good at driving a manual transmission, and driving a Wuling Hongguang and a tractor...the two grades are similar, right?

"...All gone?" Yu Fei asked.

"No." The host said seriously, "Do you want any more trucks?"

Yu Fei was young, fearless and ignorant, and asked, "What is a 'carriage'?"

The host pointed to the two-wheeled cart on the side of the road, which reminded her of the scene where big escort men on the construction site were pushing it and sweating profusely.

Yu Fei: "..."

But at this time, Lin Yan leaned over and whispered in her ear: "You want an 'old man pushing a cart'?"

Yu Fei's face suddenly became very horrified: "..."

Is the fucking dog woman sick? !He was still recording a show, yet he dared to whisper dirty jokes into her ear? !

Do you want to lose face? !

Seeing Yu Fei's frightening expression, the host thought that the proposal of the tractor was rejected, so he said in a lively manner, "Actually, the tractor is quite good when it is driven."

Lin Yan smiled and said, "It's better than pushing a cart."

Yu Fei: "..."

can you shut up !I beg you?Is that mouth of yours designed to speak?Will you suffocate if you don't talk for a day? !

But in front of the host and the camera, Yu Fei had no way to scold that bitch woman, so after a while, Yu Fei squeezed out two words from between his teeth: "Okay... let's go."

Although she said she agreed, but no matter how you look at it, her expression was also one of refusal, but compared with Lin Yan, who was informed of driving Wuling Hongguang in the morning, her expression was already considered very good.

You must know that when Lin Yan got the car keys of Wuling Hongguang in the morning, his face was so cold that ice scum was falling off, and the temperature on the shooting site dropped by three degrees.

The host didn't care whether Yu Fei was unwilling or not. His purpose was to get Yu Fei to agree to drive the tractor, so after getting Yu Fei's affirmative reply, he immediately arranged for Uncle Wang to come and teach on the spot.

Uncle Wang is seventy-six this year, his eyesight is not dazzled and his ears are not deaf. I shivered:

"Girl, you have to shake hard! Yes, hard, hard!" The tractor has a very distinctive feature, that is, it needs to start the engine manually when starting the engine, and the necessary condition for starting the engine is to use a section of iron shaft , with a curved one, you need to use it to insert it into the engine when starting, and then shake it quickly until the engine belt is brought up.

Yu Fei: "..."

I want to die now.

I really don't know what this program group thinks. She thought that letting people of Lin Yan's level drive Wuling Hongguang was already the limit of this program group, but she never thought that she could be allowed to drive a tractor? !

She thought that driving a tractor was the bottom line, but she didn't expect that they still wanted her to start the tractor by hand. The times have developed to this day, and she was surprised. Why does this tractor and this car still need to be started manually?

Playing with her, right? !

Uncle Wang: "Girl? Girl!"

Yu Fei sullenly said, "...I'm here."

Uncle Wang was obviously very dissatisfied with her student, "I'm talking to you here, why are you in a daze? This tractor, especially when it is starting, you must work hard! The body must follow the axle. Turn around, you look like me."

Uncle Wang demonstrated while talking, that six out of seventy is really tough, and he danced with the hand crank in the wind, which made Yu Fei feel desperate and painful.

However, that bastard Lin Yan was still repeating what she said more than two hours ago:

"Although you are miserable, I still can't help but want to laugh."

"hahahahahahahahahahaha."

"I'm going to die of laughter. I didn't expect you, Yu Fei, to have such a day. No, I have to take a photo and post it on Weibo."

Yu Fei: "..."

If you learn, you can learn, obviously you are a movie queen, why don't you learn your emotions when you learn how to talk?Still learning so acrimoniously? ? ?

Especially when you said "haha", you didn't even pick the corner of your mouth. What's the difference between this and a sneer? !

No matter how dissatisfied Yu Fei was with Lin Yan, she came to record a variety show and not to criticize Lin Yan, so even if she couldn't get used to Lin Yan, she still endured her temper and followed Uncle Wang seriously. Learned to start the deadly tractor.

Even if she dies, the tractor must be started, otherwise she will be laughed to death by that bitch Lin Yan!

As the saying goes, don't fight for steamed buns to fight for breath!

I don't know if it was because of anger, so after trying the fifth time, Yu Fei was lucky enough to start the tractor.

Frankly speaking, Yu Fei almost didn't cry at that moment, thinking about her 27 years of life, how has she ever encountered such a thing?

Returning the tractor, she just didn't take out the garbage a few times!

The tractor finally started, but I don't know if it's because of the improvement of this tractor. Its chimney is not full of black smoke. The gas emitted is similar to white smoke, but it is lighter.

Under Uncle Wang's careful teaching, Yu Fei finally learned how to drive this tractor. After all, she has driven a motor vehicle before, so she is familiar with this tractor very quickly.

As soon as the car started, according to the location given to her by the program team, she needed to drive the tractor for half an hour to the town to pick up the bus and return to Su Zhiyi in the town.

Before leaving, Yu Fei asked: "... Logically speaking, this kind of car can't carry people, right?!"

Host: "That's right, it can't carry people, so your main purpose is to help her carry her luggage."

Yu Fei: "???"

"Just take the luggage??? What about Su Zhiyi? It's so far away, is she going to walk back?!"

This program group is too insane, right? First the movie queen and now Xiaohuadan, in the end even Xiaotian will not let it go? !

If it goes on like this, even CCTV's investment will offend people!

The host smiled and said: "So we will go with you, and Su Zhiyi will take our car."

Yu Fei: "..."

So are you full?Let me drive a tractor into town just to get a bag back? ? ?

Are you sick? !

Did Lin Yan infect you, or did you infect Lin Yan? !

If you are so sick, you should take medicine together!

Pooh!