The enemy is actually my wife

you should act like this...

You should act like this.

Yes, you read that right. At that time, Lin Yan used this method to openly provoke wars on Weibo. She succeeded in angering Yu Fei, and she also succeeded in winning the attention of everyone. Then She debuted with amazing beauty and acting skills in one fell swoop.

After debuting in this way, it's no wonder that Yu Fei would gnash his teeth in hatred every time he thought about it, wishing he could kill Lin Yan on the spot... Isn't this a naked humiliation to her? ?

What else can it be! ! !

"It's a provocation." Lin Yan said to Yu Fei at the right time while eating the lamb chops, "Besides, your acting in that scene was so-so. I'm just telling the truth." He was able to keep his face flushed and not out of breath, and was even vaguely proud of it.

Yu Fei was so angry that she wanted to throw the knife and fork in her hand on Lin Yan's face that made her feel disgusted just by looking at it.

What the hell! ?

What the hell is this? !

"You're not as skilled as others and still blame me?" Lin Yan ate the lamb chops gracefully, not only did she choose to turn a blind eye to Yu Fei's anger, she also poured oil on the flames frantically.

"I had to study and film at that time! I was running out of time! Do you know how hard I worked?!" Yu Fei refused to admit defeat, and took out the most commonly used words in the entertainment industry, "XX, you know how hard XX works" Lin Yan said.

As a result, Lin Yan, who was born in the Xueba family, smiled slightly after hearing this, and said, "So, I spent half a year learning to act, and then crushed you in one fell swoop."

"..." After hearing this, Yu Fei couldn't help lamenting Lin Yan's insanity again. In order to make her unhappy, Lin Yan really worked hard and exhausted all kinds of means over the years.

She really didn't understand, what kind of nerve was wrong with Lin Yan, why did he insist on spending time with her? !

In the past, Lin Yan would only smile at her and not answer this question, but now it may be because she and Yu Fei had already driven together, and she finally took the time to think about the question Yu Fei raised again. for a moment, and replied:

"The specific reason? I don't know." Lin Yan shook the red wine glass, and said to Yu Fei with a charming smile, "Maybe this is love."

Yu Fei: "..."

Love you big head ghost ah love!Can you hold the door with your mouth?Don't say any dirty words outside, okay?

You are too embarrassed to speak, but I am too embarrassed to listen, OK? !

***

Unsurprisingly, Yu Fei got angry at Lin Yan again. When the two of them returned by car after eating, Yu Fei didn't give Lin Yan any good looks, but who was Lin Yan?

She is a person who has good looks, acting skills and no skin, which is rare in the entertainment industry for a century.

Facing Yu Fei's indifference, she didn't feel guilty at all, and even put on nail polish on the car in a good mood.

The assistant sister drove steadily, which also made it easier for Lin Yan to paint her nails, but Yu Fei who was standing beside her became more and more unhappy, and finally she couldn't help but asked:

"Since when did you fall in love with nail polish?" In my impression, Lin Yan is a woman who seldom messes with herself. When applying a mask, she has to be watched by an assistant. If it wasn't for the face her mother gave Lin Yan If you give it well, even Lin Yan's tossing method is good without disfiguring his face.

"If you go to the desert to stay for three months, I guarantee that you will want to try any cosmetics you see after you come out." Lin Yan finished painting his right hand, stretched out his hand to Yu Fei to show his masterpiece, and asked:

"How about it?"

Yu Fei's eyelids twitched, and she asked, "Why don't you paint your middle and index fingers?"

Lin Yan used her very glamorous and charming senior face to smile at her and said: "Isn't it afraid that you will use it at that time?"

When Yu Fei heard this, he almost didn't bring it up, and Lin Yan died of anger in the car on the spot: "..."

The assistant lady driving in front: "..."

What kind of gossip did she hear!

So... it turns out that little princess Yu Fei likes two fingers?

***

If Yu Fei knew that her assistant would miss her like this, then she probably would have to drag Lin Yantong to die on the spot, she would know!I should buy some dumb medicine to give Lin Yan's rotten mouth to the poisonous dumb!

Yu Fei's beautiful face, which was visible to the naked eye, was getting darker and darker. Lin Yan would accept it as soon as she saw it, so she suppressed her smile, and said to Yu Fei while sitting upright:

"Okay, don't be angry, I brought you a gift to celebrate my coming out of the desert where chickens don't lay eggs."

"Gift?" Yu Fei sneered, and said very bluntly, "You said the same thing when you tricked me into going to your house last night." He also said about appreciating paintings, but he went to bed after appreciating them up.

Bah, scumbag.

Lin Yan's expression remained the same, and he was very comfortable in telling lies: "I also drank alcohol last night, so I couldn't speak clearly."

Yu Fei didn't like her at all: "I see that you had a good talk last night, didn't you?"

Even being able to say "my baby Feifei" is so embarrassing to tell her that I've been drinking so I can't speak clearly?

Are you taking her for a fool? !

...

"Then do you want any more presents?" Seeing that she was not fooled, Lin Yan knew that he had really offended Yu Fei just now, so he had no choice but to give in.

"What gift?" Yu Fei glanced sideways at Lin Yan, and said indifferently, "I won't accept gifts that are less than six figures."

Lin Yan didn't answer her, turned sideways to find something in his bag, then turned around and stretched out his hand, as if he was holding something inside, he said to Yu Fei: "Quickly stretch out your hand."

What's the matter, I have known Lin Yan for so many years. Although this woman is disgusting and annoying, she is still generous to her. After all, Lin Yan also threatened to adopt her back then, so when Lin Yan Yu Fei still believed it when she said that she had a gift for her.

It is also because of this that she stretched out her hand and spread it out: "What?"

Lin Yan let go of his hands, interlocked his fingers with Yu Fei's, then raised his eyes and smiled at Yu Fei, "I'll give you me."

At that moment Yu Fei was covered with goose bumps, comparable to the feeling she felt after waking up from Lin Yan's bed for the first time. She was like a cat whose tail was stepped on, and she exploded on the spot in one fell swoop, shaking vigorously. He opened Lin Yan's hand without saying a word and said viciously: "Lin Yan, are you fucking trying to disgust my mother on purpose?!"

The dignified Lin Yinghou, a woman who has been a big boss in the entertainment industry since her debut, has ever been treated like this?

So Lin Yan made a heartbroken and heartbroken appearance in the next second to accuse Dao Yufei:

"I just thought you were a ruthless woman who wouldn't recognize anyone when she put on pants, and you still have to tell me that you have a conscience."

If the "woman" in this sentence is changed to "man", it will be a classic line spoken by the spy diva played by Yu Fei in the movie just released a few days ago.

Yu Fei: "..."

Her face turned green, then black, then green, and finally she couldn't bear it anymore and said: "Do you believe it or not, I'm going to kill myself right now?!"

"Don't." Lin Yan got out of the play, became serious for a second, and said to Yu Fei, "If there is something wrong with you, I'm afraid that my mother will come to sleep at night and ask me to bury you, you'd better live well. After saying this, she flipped her hands, and a string of silver bracelets appeared in her hands out of thin air like magic, with two bright red diamonds in the middle:

"Take it."

Yu Fei didn't reach out to pick it up, but just asked, "How much is this?"

"56." Lin Yan smiled slightly, "If you don't want it..." Before she finished speaking, Yu Fei stretched out her hand and quickly took down the bracelet:

"Then I shall be ashamed."

Lin Yan looked at Yu Fei's little money fan and couldn't help smiling. After so many years, Yu Fei's liking for money has not changed, just like some authors who are writing articles and want to be on the gold list. , for the sake of money, you can do all kinds of crazy things, even bragging in the author has something to say, saying that you have a 200-inch tablet computer and a car worth 8 million yuan.

(Author: How did I hear someone mocking me?!)

[Voice-over: No, you didn't hear that. 】

Yu Fei took the string of bracelets and looked at them carefully. Although she didn't know anything about high-tech work such as jewelry appreciation, it didn't prevent her from pretending to be deep. After the red diamond, her expression suddenly became happy, and she put it on herself and said to Lin Yan:

"Okay, I've given you the gift from my subordinates, and today's matter is over."

Lin Yan also cooperated and said: "The concubine will thank the empress first."

The assistant sister in front: "..."

Why do I feel like I ate a mouthful of dog food? ? ?

***

Because Lin Yan gave her a priceless gift, Yu Fei's attitude towards Lin Yan was not bad in the second half of the journey home. He answered questions and answered them, and those who didn't know thought they were good girlfriends .

"When will the scene you filmed be on?" Although Yu Fei doesn't see Lin Yan anymore, she still needs to know herself and her opponent when facing opponents, so she asked this question.

"Tentatively scheduled for March next year."

Yu Feiwenyan calculated carefully in his heart to see if any of his plays collided with Lin Yan's.

"Don't forget it, you have no drama to run into with me." Probably knowing what Yu Fei was thinking, Lin Yan said to Yu Fei aloud.

Tsundere like Yu Fei, of course she would not admit that she counted it there because she was afraid of becoming Lin Yan's companion again at next year's film festival, she said deceivingly: "I didn't count!"

"Okay, you didn't count." Unexpectedly, Lin Yan didn't turn back, and Yu Fei's attitude of saying what he said made Yu Fei's heart ring loudly. This Lin Yan must have held back again. The bad water awaits her!

But this time she really thought too much, and Lin Yan didn't dig a hole for her to jump until the two of them got home. The sudden change of Lin Yan really made Yu Fei feel uncomfortable everywhere, and finally They were about to enter the door, and Yu Fei couldn't help but asked Lin Yan who was about to close the door:

"What happened to you?"

Lin Yan paused for a moment while closing the door, and looked up: "Huh?"

Yu Fei's eyes were full of puzzlement and suspicion: "Why didn't you talk back to me in the car?" Probably she was shaking M in her previous life, right?As for Lin Yan's poisonous mouth, she'd better be dumb, so what else is she asking?

Sure enough, when Lin Yan heard her say that, he just smiled and said, "You like me so much?"

Yu Fei: "..."

I like you big headed ghost.

Yu Fei was so angry that she didn't want to look at Lin Yan again, and was about to close the door immediately, but Lin Yan called her: "Yu Fei?"

"What are you doing!!!"

Lin Yan stood at the door of her house, wearing a beige windbreaker, she looked very slender and seductive, tall and tall, pretty and pleasant.

She asked Yu Fei: "Do you know that my grandma arranged a blind date for me?"

The author has something to say:

Yu Fei was overjoyed, and died laughing at the door of her house.

So the book is over.

Yu Fei:? ? ?Author what do you mean? !

Author: That's what I mean!Let you say yesterday that you want me to jump off the building!