The enemy is actually my wife

Yu Fei rolled her eyes, "I love you, you bastard, the bad girl is annoying, get out!"

Lin Yan: "..."

The car she drove tonight was very much in line with Yu Fei's wishes. It made her feel comfortable and her muscles and bones were active. Now she just wanted to turn around and go straight to sleep, so she didn't have the mood to say a few more words to this dog woman in front of her.

...Although this dog woman had just worked hard just now, what she did made her feel relieved, but it didn't mean that she could give up her comfortable bed for her sake, and turn around and have a few words with her.

So Yu Fei turned around and fell asleep directly, leaving Lin Yan sitting on the bed alone and looking at Yu Fei's sleeping face resentfully.

Sometimes Lin Yan can't help but think about it, is a heartless person like Yu Fei good or bad?

...Oh, I want to light a cigarette.

***

When Yu Fei woke up the next morning, she was refreshed, and the air she breathed was sweet, but when she turned her head, she saw Lin Yan leaning against her pillow, staring at a pair of red eyes, and was walking around without turning. look at her.

Yu Fei was taken aback: "..."

Is it to scare ghosts or people this morning?

"What medicine did you take wrong again?" If it wasn't for the joy of driving last night, Yu Fei might want to curse again.

"Are you awake?" Lin Yan's tone was so superior that Yu Fei got goosebumps all over hearing it.

"...Speak quickly if you have something to say, and let go of your fart quickly."

"You haven't told me you love me yet." Lin Yan said.

Yu Fei: "...?"

She thought it was a big deal, but she never expected that Lin Yan would be entangled in this matter all night. For some reason, she suddenly felt that women are troublesome creatures, even if they are at the level of a movie queen. Even the characters cannot escape this law.

"Is it so important to say it or not? You stayed up all night just to ask me about it???" Yu Fei asked.

"Yes." Lin Yan replied with certainty.

"..." Yu Fei couldn't turn her around, thinking why he was his wife for less than four days, even if she was unhappy, she still had to coax her, right?

Didn't it say in the book?As an attacker, it is only natural to coax yourself to accept it.

So Yu Fei said perfunctorily, "I love you, okay?"

"That's it???" Lin Yan sounded dissatisfied.

"Then what else do you want? Do you want me to swear?!" Yu Fei realized that she really couldn't talk to Lin Yan for more than 10 minutes, otherwise she would get angry easily.

"That's not impossible."

Yu Fei: "..."

She was really shocked by Lin Yan's look of taking it for granted and being unresponsive. She never thought that Lin Yan would become so thorough after getting married, and she couldn't help feeling a little bit in her heart for a while. A feeling of ecstasy.

She thought to herself, if she had known this, she should have dragged Lin Yan to get the certificate a few years earlier.

... Bah, Yu Fei scolded herself again in her heart.

Yu Fei, oh Yu Fei, can you grow up your spine?Don't you know what kind of nature this dog woman is?How could he be confused by her few words and surrender?If you continue like this, sooner or later you will be eaten to death by her!

Thinking of this, Yu Fei forced herself not to be trapped by beauty, and said to Lin Yan in a cold voice:

"Are you annoying? Why are you so childish? How old are you and you still want to swear to the other party?"

After listening to her words, Lin Yan put on a delicate and fragile appearance again, I saw You Lian, who was about to collapse in the wind, looked like Xizi, and looked at himself with resentful and melancholy eyes. After removing the plaster cast of the leg, she let out a long sigh.

Yu Fei: "..."

Depend on.

"...Then what do you want me to swear?" After a long time, Yu Fei asked.

It's not that she feels sorry for Lin Yan's appearance, it's just that she is there with the attitude that she has already obtained the certificate to become a family... And Yu Fei really can't stand Lin Yan's appearance, it makes her feel big headed.

"Just swear that you only love me, that you will never betray me, abandon me, beat me, scold me, etc."

Yu Fei: "????"

She scolded: "Are you filming romantic dramas all day long? How did you come up with such nasty lines?!"

Lin Yan didn't speak, but looked at his broken leg that was still immobile under the cast, and sighed again.

Yu Fei: "..."

Pooh.

"It's okay, okay, okay, I swear, okay?" Yu Fei really couldn't stand Lin Yan's ugly appearance, as if she was going to be a heartless girl who was going to be hung on the city wall in the next second. She thought she did something to offend Lin Yan, which made her feel an inexplicable sense of guilt in her heart.

"I, Yu Fei, swear: I will never be sorry to Lin Yan in my life, I will only love Lin Yan in my life, I will not betray her, I will not reject her, I will not domestically abuse her, and I will not scold her."

Lin Yan said: "Add to that, if you get pregnant and have a baby, you have to keep it safe, and if I have conflicts with your mother, you have to favor me."

Yu Fei almost didn't bring it up in one breath: "..."

Row.

"If she is pregnant and has a baby, I will choose to protect her. If she falls into the river with my mother, I will save her first. If there is a conflict with my mother, I will help her too." Yu Fei finally finished the vow. , I feel that my nerves are not normal anymore. If it weren't for the fact that Lin Yan is a bitch, and the woman is her own little subject, she might have kicked him out of bed a long time ago:

"Okay?"

"It's okay." Just after saying this, Yu Fei watched Lin Yan recover to a normal person for a second, then took out the phone that was recording from under the covers, and pressed the button in front of her. Save key.

Yu Fei: "...???"

"What is this?" Yu Fei asked.

"Recording." Lin Yan, who had returned to his normal appearance, looked annoying no matter where he looked.When she spoke, she had a straight-faced, sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked look, and she really wanted Yu Fei to kick her to death.

"Now I have evidence. You swore just now. If you beat me or scold me in the future, I will post this recording on Weibo to let everyone see what kind of woman you are." Seeing Lin Yan's smug look, Yu Fei couldn't help being furious.

"Are you still a person? You came to plot against me so early in the morning???"

"I call it being prepared." Lin Yan said with a smile, "Isn't it because you are afraid that you will drag me to divorce tomorrow? I have to figure out a way out for myself first."

Yu Fei was really shocked by Lin Yan's scorpion's heart: "You are really good enough, you don't sleep all night, you wait for me to wake up, record my voice, and use my words?!"

"I haven't had a single night without sleep."

"??? Then why are your eyes so red?"

Lin Yan explained: "Did you misunderstand something? I woke up at [-] o'clock this morning, and then beat the onmyoji in bed for more than two hours."

Yu Fei: "..."

If it wasn't for the reason that he just swore, the swear words from Yu Fei's mouth might have been uttered.

She sat on the bed and quietly glanced at the lying on the bed with a peaceful face. She was full of thoughts about how to strangle this person to avoid legal risks, but she couldn't find it after much deliberation. what a good way.

Alright, poisonous enough, count her as ruthless!

Yu Fei threw off the quilt without saying a word and got out of bed directly, took the nightgown that was thrown on the floor last night, put it on, and walked towards the bathroom, wishing that the dog woman still had the face to ask behind her: " Are you going to take a shower?"

Yu Fei walked with her head depressed, and didn't want to talk to that woman at all.

She must have been an idiot to say that just now, and had the idea of ​​marrying Lin Yan earlier, she must have been deceived by lard!

"Huh? Shall we take a mandarin duck bath together?" Lin Yan asked.

Without saying a word, Yu Fei slammed the door of the bathroom.

***

On the way to work, Peng Dan saw that Yu Fei's expression was not very good. After thinking for a while, he decided to care about his boss's physical and mental development, so he asked cautiously:

"Sister, what's the matter with you?"

Yu Fei was reciting the mantra with her eyes closed, and when she heard Peng Dan's words, she replied blankly, "It's nothing."

If it were a different person, even if Yu Fei said she was fine, just by looking at her face, she would know that she was talking nonsense, so she would ask a few more questions.

But Peng Dan is different. Peng Dan is similar to Yu Fei, and his heart is the most down-to-earth. He never turns three corners to think about the deep meaning when listening to others, and only listens to the superficial meaning. So After she heard Yu Fei say she was fine, she put on her earphones and held her phone with peace of mind, and continued to chat with the little brother she had a n-night stand with that night.

Yu Fei sat on the seat and waited for a long time, but she didn't wait for Peng Dan's continued love and greetings to her. She was full of complaints and had nowhere to vent. When she opened her eyes, she saw Peng Dan sitting on the seat with a smile like a fool Shy about love, the fiery dragon is like Yu Fei, who couldn't help being furious for a moment, grabbed Peng Dan's cell phone and cursed:

"Are you smirking like a ghost?! You are such a grown-up person, and you are so embarrassing because of love that affects your emotions!"

Peng Dan was aggrieved: "It's as if you haven't touched your emotions for love."

Yu Fei: "When did I ever have that!"

Peng Dan: "..."

Do you think I'm blind or are you blind?

But Peng Dan didn't dare to ask, so he could only listen to Yu Fei spraying her from head to toe with a sullen head. After spraying her, he turned the topic to Mr. Lin who was still lying down and sleeping at home.

After all, it is said that Mr. Lin is too insidious and cunning, and he is not a good woman.

After listening for more than half an hour, Peng Dan also felt a little confused: "Then it's over if you don't get along with her? Why do you care about her so much? She's not your wife."

Originally, she just said something casually, but she never expected that after hearing her words, Yu Fei would be like an old hen whose throat was choked. Although his hair was blown all over, he was unable to refute a powerful sentence .

... The problem is that the woman is really her wife now.

By North.

After much deliberation, this marriage should be divorced, Yu Fei thought to herself.