The enemy is actually my wife

"Are you sick?!" Yu Fei scolded, "What's wrong with learning all day long, you have to follow other people's tricks of prostitution!"

Lin Yan grinned: "'Prostitution'?"

"You insult yourself like this, I won't allow it, baby." Lin Yan's appearance of being beaten makes people want to curse.

Yu Fei: "..."

Depend on.

And baby, who the fuck is your baby?Have you ever treated your baby like this? !

***

"...Tell me, what's wrong with you?" After a long silence, Yu Fei crossed his arms and said to Lin Yan, "How can you help me suppress that hot search?"

It is better to ask others than to ask yourself, especially if the other party has made up his mind that you will ask her, and if you don't ask her, she will continue to make things bigger for you.

Finally hearing what he liked, Lin Yan put his hand on the armrest of the wheelchair, and swayed leisurely on the pedal with his non-cast foot: "What do you think of the weather today?"

Yu Fei: "..."

After a pause, Yu Fei said angrily, "Very well, it would be a perfect day to hold your funeral."

"There's no need for the funeral," Lin Yan said with a smile, "I've been sleeping with you for so long, and you haven't said a single word to be responsible—how about we go get a certificate?"

Yu Fei stared at Lin Yan for three seconds, then rolled her eyes: "Did I sell myself out for such a little shit?"

"Of course it won't happen." Lin Yan said, "But at this moment, apart from you, who is the top trafficker, and me, who is the actress, getting a marriage certificate, what do you think can hold that woman Zhang Xi back? Do something online?"

Yu Fei always felt that things wouldn't go so far as to trade the happiness of the rest of her life for a moment of peace, but Peng Dan had mentioned this idea just then, and now Lin Yan said so in front of her After reading it, Yu Fei, a soft-hearted person, couldn't help but muttered in his heart.

...It sounds like it can indeed suppress this trending search, but why does she feel that there seems to be other ways to do this?

"You don't have to go to get the certificate, do you?" Yu Fei muttered in a low voice, "I just married you for no apparent reason, so I don't want to lose face? How should I explain to my mother? My agent What should I say to my assistant?"

Of course, she hasn't forgotten the vow she said forcefully and loudly: "I, Yu Fei, will never marry a wife and be a bachelor all my life. Together!"

…Now if you just follow Lin Yan to get the certificate so casually, wouldn’t that be a slap in the face?

and…

Yu Fei secretly glanced at Lin Yan who was sitting in a wheelchair, and thought to herself, and this is completely different from the proposal scene she imagined!Not to mention that the floor is covered with flowers, but you have to prepare a ring or something, right?How could she just propose a marriage casually like this? Those who didn't know thought it was her, Yu Fei, who wished to marry Lin Yan sooner.

Pooh!

After listening to Yu Fei's words, Lin Yan thought about it seriously, and then said:

"What you said is indeed reasonable, why don't we take a step back, how about?"

Yu Fei: "How to withdraw?"

Lin Yan: "You post on Weibo saying that you have a crush on me, and then I will respond to you on Weibo."

Yu Fei: "??????"

"Did you forget to bring your brain when you went upstairs? I posted on Weibo that I had a crush on you—why!?" The more Yu Fei thought about it, the more angry she became. The dog woman didn't have any good intentions, and wanted her to admit on Weibo that she had a crush on Yu and Lin Yan?

It's better to let her choose to marry Lin Yan, at least Lin Yan brought up the matter of marriage first, rounding it up, it is Lin Yan's proposal to her, not the idea that she was fascinated by ghosts and chased after her. Why do I have a crush on Lin and hate such nonsense.

Lin Yan said with a heavy tone: "You have to think of a way to suppress that trending search, right? That hot post shrunk and hung up like that won't be good for your image. Just like what Peng Dan said You have to make a big news, either you marry me to get a certificate, or you go on Weibo and say that you have a crush on me.

Don't think that you have suffered a lot. I am also an actress who has won a lot of awards. You will not lose if you marry me.Of course, if you choose to go on Weibo and say that you have a crush on me, it’s not impossible. After all, you have asked so many sailors and Jinjiang authors to write fanfiction, and spread rumors that I have a crush on you. I haven’t settled with you yet. , Now that you admit that you have a crush on me, I'll treat it as a one-size-fits-all, and we're even. "

Yu Fei has never seen such a shameless person who can talk so much: "??? Do you think I'm an idiot? Just two or three sentences sent me away and made me sell my soul? Let me tell you, this I wouldn't choose both, get lost!"

...

Half an hour later, the parking lot outside the Civil Affairs Bureau.

Wearing a peaked cap, sunglasses and a mask, Yu Fei asked the woman sitting next to him, "Are you sure we have to get the certificate today?"

Lin Yan smiled and said: "Isn't this afraid of having long nights and dreams?"

"What's the long way? What's the multi-way?"

"For example, Zhang Xi tweeted how he misses you?" Lin Yan asked wearing sunglasses.

Yu Fei: "..."

It’s still the same as before, if there is no such a dog woman as Lin Yan, there may be a 50% probability that Yu Fei will consider Zhang Xi. Blind date, if it is not heart-wrenching, it must be false.

But the bad thing is that Yu Fei and Lin Yan are childhood sweethearts, not to mention that Yu Fei didn't have much interest in the matter of turning an idol into a wife, let's just talk about Lin Yan.

Although Lin Yan, a doggy woman, is annoying in every way, she has at least one outstanding advantage, that is, she can make Yu Fei fall in love with her.

So after Liu Yi learned that Yu Fei was tricked by Lin Yan to get the marriage certificate, he didn't say anything for a while.

"I really couldn't tell for a while, whether you were cheated by her or borrowed a donkey." When Liu Yi received Yu Fei's notice in the car on the second day, Liu Yi told her about himself After suppressing Zhang Xi's trending Weibo post, Yu Fei happily said to her:

"It seems that the dog woman didn't lie to me, and she still kept her word."

After Liu Yi heard this, she didn't think much at the beginning, but after halfway through the car, she recalled Yu Fei's words: "I didn't lie to you, who are you talking about?" ah?"

"Of course it's that bitch Lin Yan. She said yesterday that if I got a certificate from her, she would help me suppress that trending Weibo post." Yu Fei said.

"..."

Liu Yi kicked the car to a stop angrily, and scolded: "What is the certificate? What is Lin Yan?! Tell me clearly, what kind of shit did you do behind my back?!"

Yu Fei said innocently: "Didn't you tell me yesterday that the popularity of Weibo could not be suppressed? Then that bitch woman said after she found out that it was enough to make a bigger news."

"??? So you went to get a certificate from her?!" Liu Yilai never thought that this would be the situation for these two people to get a certificate to get married.

"Yes, otherwise, how would the popularity of Weibo's hot searches drop?" In front of Liu Yi, Yu Fei repeated what Lin Yan said to her at her home yesterday afternoon. Tell Liu Yi again.

After listening to it, Liu Yi asked with some despair: "So you agreed with her words and went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a marriage certificate with her???"

Yu Fei was actually a little embarrassed in it: "I was thinking that I have slept with her anyway, wouldn't it be a bit irresponsible to marry without a certificate? It just so happens that she can help me suppress that trending search , isn't it just right?"

Liu Yi held back for a long time, and finally couldn't help cursing: "Are you a fucking idiot?! The drop in heat has something to do with her, Lin Yan. It's been two days since this happened. Even if she is so capable and messes with you, the righteous master, what can she do if she doesn't respond?!

And given the speed at which the news is changing now, no matter how big the issue is, if it is dealt with coldly, what can't be done after a few days?What can I do for you?You even dedicated yourself to get a marriage certificate with Lin Yan, do you think you are stupid or stupid? ! "

Yu Fei: "..."

my day?

Yu Fei was really dumbfounded: "But when I called you yesterday, weren't you overwhelmed? I thought it was a serious matter... plus that bitch woman was blah blah in front of me. After saying two more words, I will be me, me, me..."

Liu Yi stared at her intently for a minute, then took out a cigarette from his bag and lit it, and said slowly, "I feel like I'm insulting a pig by saying you're a pig's brain."

"Yesterday, I was very busy. On the one hand, it was because of your matter, and on the other hand, I was mainly dealing with Zhang Xi's team. After all, they were the ones who proposed the cooperation at the beginning, and they gave so many benefits and conditions there, but now they turn to Zhang Xi. The one who pulls you to stir up scandals doesn't even say hello, which agent can't ask for some favors from the other party?"

Yu Fei: "??? Then why didn't you tell me clearly?!"

"Didn't you say you knew it when you hung up the phone at the end? I thought you knew it!"

"??? I know shit, I know!"

Yu Fei finally came to terms with this matter. The more she thought about it, the more she felt that she was at a big loss. She had clearly agreed that Lin Yan would bow her head to her, but now she was cheated by the other party in a few words. I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the marriage certificate. You said that if she didn't have the heart to jump off the building now, it would be absolutely impossible.

Liu Yi smoked a cigarette and sighed, "I really can't tell right now whether you were cheated by her or you got off the donkey on the slope."

Yu Fei remembered Lin Yan's upright look when she came to sleep in her bedroom last night, and she said why she always felt dizzy yesterday, and she always felt that something was wrong.

But since she was a child, she was not the opponent of Lin Yan's mouth. As soon as she was told by the other party, her thoughts immediately followed Lin Yan...

First it was coercion, and then it was temptation. Her brain, which can score 32 points in mathematics, really couldn't react. Now that Liu Yiyi said, thinking of her reaction yesterday, she really wished she had to sit in the time of Doraemon. The machine went back to the past and strangled himself to death.

I regretted it, but when I heard Liu Yi sitting next to her say that about her, the little princess Yu Fei screamed in anger:

"I was fucking cheated!!!"