The enemy is actually my wife

After hearing Lin Yan's words, Yu Fei stood on the spot and remained silent for three seconds, then squeezed out three words from between his teeth with a gloomy face: "Who is afraid of whom?"

Lin Yan smiled slightly, and turned sideways to let the door open, so Yu Fei strode forward energetically and walked into Lin Yan's house, which she had sworn two months ago that she would never set foot again in this life.

Lin Yan's vision has always been very good, so naturally the watches she bought are also among the best. To show her innocence, after entering the house, Yu Fei really took a look at the new watch Lin Yan bought, while looking at her He also said: "emmmmm...you look at the pointer of the watch, it's really amazing, what a smooth line."

Lin Yan smiled and said nothing, just stood in front of her and began to take off his clothes.

Yu Fei panicked: "..."

Hold on tight, don't be flamboyant, I've seen this kind of occasion two or three times, and I'm an experienced and mature woman anyway, so don't be timid in front of Lin Yan again.

So Yu Fei stared straight at the watch and said, "Actually, the color of this strap is also very nice, and it goes with this dial, um, it's very fashionable."

"How good-looking?" Lin Yan took off her clothes, then slowly picked up the bathrobe in front of Yu Fei, and asked Yu Fei while putting it on.

"It's beautiful." Yu Fei said to her with a very serious expression, "This dial is big and round, and this strap is bright and flamboyant. It's very beautiful."

Lin Yan finished putting on her bathrobe, and after listening to Yu Fei's words, she smiled: "My bathroom has been renewed, do you want to come and see it?"

Yu Fei thought to herself, I haven't been drinking, so I don't know what this wicked woman means?After all, isn't it just coveting her beauty and wisdom, and wanting to take the opportunity to fuck her again?

Thinking about how this wicked woman treated her in the past, Yu Fei subconsciously took a breath of anger, and was about to sarcastically say that Lin Yan, the wicked woman with sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, had no good intentions, but in the end she didn't know if the other party would Mind-reading, actually said a sentence to her in this stall:

"Oh, I remembered, you are timid, and you can't see the bathroom." The tone should be as casual as possible, and the expression should be as playful as possible.

Yu Fei: "..."

God damn coward can't see the bathroom.

To put it bluntly, this is naked irony.

It’s not that Yu Fei is stupid, it’s not that she doesn’t understand the meaning of Lin Yan’s words. Having known Lin Yan for so many years, Yu Fei has long known that Lin Yan’s mouth is annoying at any time, so she who is already invulnerable Even at the moment, a kind of mental state of "it's not what I expected" came into being.

But although it was not what she expected, she was still angry when she should be angry, especially since Lin Yan despised her so much, it is not an exaggeration for her to say that she is furious now.

She can understand, this disgusting Bala's nemesis is nothing more than irony. She wanted to take her to drive in the bathroom last time, but she didn't agree. that matter.

Careless, really careless, at that time Lin Yan didn't say anything, just smiled and let herself go, she thought that Lin Yan, a wicked woman, had a rare kindness, but she didn't expect that all this was over It's been months, waiting here for her now? !

So the grumpy and competitive Yu Fei skipped the step of swearing online when she heard this, and directly jumped to the step of "being looked down upon by anyone and not being looked down upon by Lin Yan", and then she was powerful on the spot replied:

"I, Yu Fei, have never been a timid person!"

What responded to her was Big Brother Lin's suspicious gaze.

Yu Fei: "..."

Mr. Lin really understood Yu Fei, and after she gave Yu Fei that indescribable look, the latter didn't even look at his watch, and directly showed the solemnity and mightiness of the National Day military parade He walked into the bathroom without looking back, vowing to compete.

Lin Yan: Hehe.

***

Yu Fei walked into the bathroom with arrogance and arrogance. He hadn't taken a close look at the new decoration of the bathroom of the wicked woman's family before he heard the sound of the bathroom door being closed and locked.

Yu Fei: "..."

Me? ? ?

Before the calculation was over, just when she was about to look back to see what was going on, a person stuck to her back bare/slip/slip/. At that moment, Yu Fei's scalp exploded, it was terrible Compared to his reaction when he found out that he might be interested in Lin Yan.

Yu Fei: "..."

I do.

She reflected it again and again, and realized that she had been fooled by Lin Yan again this time.

But now that she's in the bathroom, it's too late to repent. Besides, people like Lin Yan have the essence of a businessman without profit. Will easily let the other party go.

In Lin Yan, there is no reason why a duck with its mouth full will never fly away.

So the poor Yu Fei was dragged by Lin Yan in the bathroom and drove the car twice.

Twice, that's a full two-way trip! ! !

After turning it on under the shower and then turning it on in the bathtub, she said nicely, saying that she would let her go after this time, what happened?

After taking it again and again, her back was sore and her legs were numb.

Not only that, Lin Yan also stuck to her back, carefully teaching her how to drive.

"Do you know? The most important thing in a technical job like driving is to master the rhythm. When is light, when is heavy, when is fast, when is slow... It's all about timing." Brother Lin stuck to her The tone of the ear is gentle.

After hearing this, Yu Fei lay down on the bathtub and gritted his silver teeth. He wished that he would stand up immediately and throw the woman who was nagging behind her back from the 27th floor.

Or maybe she can have a Doraemon right now, take a time machine to go back two hours, and then kick herself down the stairs to go home.

He doesn't sleep at night, is it just to go to Lin Yan's house to see her luminous watch?

Yu Fei!Shame on you! ! !

***

When Yu Fei woke up at noon on the second day, she was the only one on the bed. This was because she and Lin Yan drove back and forth four or five times. Lin Yan was not in the bed when she woke up for the first time.

Yu Fei was still a little strange, for some reason, the dramatism in her heart suddenly got on her body, she sat on the bed and pondered secretly, wondering if Lin Yan had been secretly in love with her for a long time, and felt guilty after the opening, so she went to bed early. Get up and go to the kitchen to prepare breakfast or lunch for yourself?

...not impossible.

So Yu Fei took a bathrobe, wrapped it around her body, and went to Lin Yan's kitchen like a concubine visiting the harem.

"Hey, how dare I ask Lin Yinghou to cook for me this early in the morning..." The cook.

Before finishing the following words, Yu Fei saw that there was no one there, and it was a clean kitchen that hadn't been touched for many years.

Yu Fei: "..."

Depend on.

Yu Fei almost crushed the wooden door frame of the kitchen with his bare hands.

Damn, where did this bitch woman go? !

Yu Fei walked out of the kitchen with fire eyes, then went to the balcony of the living room and several other bedrooms, but she couldn't find Lin Yan, a doggy woman.

Yu Fei: "..."

Didn't this trick her into feeling guilty after driving with her, feeling sorry for God, sorry, sorry for her dead parents and the more than 2000 million fans on Weibo, so she jumped down from the 27th floor with tears in her eyes?

So Yu Fei took a closer look down from the balcony, um, it's very good, it's very clean, no one jumped over the building from here.

That [-]% bitch woman died suddenly and turned into ashes.

So Yu Fei went back to the master bedroom, ready to get dressed and go back to call Lin Yan, but when she got the clothes, she found the note that Lin Yan had left for her on the bedside table, and there was only one sentence written on it:

"I'm going on a blind date."

At that moment, at that second, Yu Fei was so irritable that she just wanted to kill someone.

She, Yu Fei, will never shake hands with Lin Yan in this life, and as long as Yu Fei is alive, she will not make Lin Yan feel better!

Depend on!

Depend on! !

Depend on! ! !

Yu Fei directly tore the note into pieces and threw it on the ground. No matter how much she thought about it, she felt uneasy, so she went up and stepped on it twice, cursing as she stepped on it:

"Well, you shameless bitch, you actually did such a thing! Blind date? You go on a blind date! Get acquainted with each other! May you meet a bald old man who doesn't lift up!!!"

***

Peng Dan made an appointment with Xiao Xianrou last night. Xiao Xianrou is really fresh, has a great figure, and works well, so the two of them spent a very wonderful night shamelessly.

Because last night was very pleasant, she was also in a good mood when she went to work the next day, but when she opened the door of Yu Fei's house, she was greeted with evil spirits.

Peng Dan: "..."

Although she didn't know what happened, she just felt that Yu Fei wanted to kill someone now.

"Uh..." Peng Dan stood at the door and looked at Yu Fei, who was sitting on the sofa, holding a laptop with fire in his eyes and typing. He was silent for a long time, and in the end he still looked at his rather expensive salary. He asked Yu Fei first:

"What are you doing here?"

She thought for a while, and then said: "Today, we are going to fly back to the place where the announcement was made."

So you old man, don't make any moths come out.

Yu Fei replied blankly: "I'm searching for something."

Hearing this, Peng Dan breathed a sigh of relief. In her opinion, as long as Yu Fei was not the first to scold Lin Yan, there would still be something to talk about.

So she changed her shoes at the door, closed the door and walked over, asking Yu Fei as she went, "What are you searching for?"

Yu Fei had a gloomy face, and said word by word: "I'm looking for how to/can/kill/kill/person/post/not/use/sit/imprison."

Peng Dan's scalp went numb: "..."

ha? ? ? ? ? ?

The author has something to say:

Author: Long time no see everyone, hey, Beibei went back to his hometown during the Mid-Autumn Festival. Grandma said that Beibei had lost weight, so she kindly fed Beibei who weighed 500 catties for four days. In the spirit of being sorry, no one can be sorry Based on the principle of the flesh on his own body, Bei Bei gained another 100 catties.

Lin Yan: Hehe.

Author: Shut up!

Lin Yan [smiling]: Talk about business.

Author: Hehe, actually I signed a contract with Jinjiang. If I have 400 collections, I can join v.

Yu Fei: You will never reach 400 collections in your lifetime.

author:? ? ? ?I will kill you in the next chapter! ! !