Brother, he can read minds
Chapter 51 Chapter 18
"I didn't say it, I really didn't say it." Ma Jia occupied the back seat of the car by herself and found a spacious and comfortable place for her stomach, with her left hand on the driver's seat and her right hand on the passenger seat, "You guys Believe me." While speaking, he still flirted, and raised three fingers with his right hand, "If you lie, you will be struck by lightning."
With a bang, a bolt of lightning fell from the sky.
Ma Jia: "..." Can I do it all over again?Is God so disrespectful?
Su Yang, the co-pilot, looked down at the phone, and the corner of his mouth couldn't help twitching: "Ma Jia, you have a family and a mouth, so treat yourself better."
"What's the matter?" Ma Jia patted her stomach, "Your sister-in-law has been gentle recently."
Su Yang turned his head and glanced at the man who was bathed in a happy marriage. Somewhat disgusted, he shook his phone: "I'm not a fool."
Ma Jia pushed his glasses and saw the screen of Su Yang's phone clearly.The other two people in their dormitory have already found Su Yang, and there is a taste of gossip between the lines of the message.
"They don't know what to say!" Ma Jia pointed at the screen, shaking with anger.
The corner of Su Yang's mouth twitched, and he put the phone back: "So, don't swear next time. You have a family and a mouth. If you are struck by lightning one day, I won't be able to explain to my sister-in-law."
Ma Jia: "..." I don't know if it's his illusion, Su Yang's mouth seems to be poisoned.
The corner of Ke Gu's mouth raised slightly, and he reached out and rubbed Su Yang's hair. It was a good job, at least the air was quiet.
But Ma Jia only stopped for 5 minutes. After 5 minutes, Ma Jia leaned close to Su Yang's ear, and said persistently, "Do you think Brother Ke drank too much? That's why you became eloquent?"
Su Yang: "..."
"Hey, I got it right."
Su Yang took a deep breath and shouted: "Ma Erfat! Are you out of your mind! You are a biology student, do you know that eating too much saliva will not affect your personality?!"
Ma Jia's ears were buzzing from the yelling, and he covered his ears with his hands, and flattened his mouth: "You are vicious..."
In the next 15 minutes of driving, the whole car seemed to be filled with a hundred bees, buzzing, buzzing, Su Yang was "you are fierce", "you are bullying me", "I am not your dear second brother anymore" "The married brother poured out the water" and so on, the surround sound cycle repeated.
Ke Gu also had a headache, but considering what Ma Jia said, he still stood by in a good mood.
Su Yang looked at the roof of the car, and fell into the [-]st confession of why he applied to change dormitories in the first place.
Under Ma Jia's magic voice, the car finally stopped.This is an old building built in the last century. They took the address they got before and found the place smoothly.
As soon as he arrived at the door, Su Yang sniffed, feeling sick to his stomach.Although the door was not opened, there was still an indescribable stench all around.
"It's here." Ma Jia said very firmly, there was a smell of a rat's nest in it.
Su Yang rubbed his arms, he actually has a slight obsession with cleanliness, he really doesn't want to enter such a place from the bottom of his heart.
"You wait for me at the door." Ke Gu dragged Su Yang behind him irresolutely. He was worried that if the other party didn't cooperate, those little white mice would run out when something went wrong.
Su Yang didn't try to be brave anymore, and stood obediently at the door.
Ma Jia and Ke Gu went one after the other, Ma Jia knocked on the door, Ke Gu and Su Yang had already told him about the precautions in the car.
Not long after, the wooden door inside was opened, revealing a crack.Ma Jia cleared his throat and reported his Taobao ID.
The door opened a little more, and Ke Gu couldn't help frowning, only then did he realize that there was an eye peeking through the crack of the door, and someone was looking out from the crack of the door.
"What are you here for?" The voice at the door was hoarse.
"Didn't I tell you? Buy a mouse." Ma Jia raised his brows and eyes exaggeratedly, and patted the box on his body, "You don't know how strict the express delivery is recently, you won't be allowed to send this one, you won't be allowed to send that one of."
"Hehehe." The voice inside the door continued, "Does it take so many people to buy a white mouse?"
"This is my friend, brought an eye-opener."
"only you."
"Wow!" Ma Jia covered the collar of her T-shirt, "What are you going to do to me? I have a wife and children."
The person inside the door spat impatiently, and finally opened the door, which surprised the three people outside.
The person who opened the door had dreadlocks on their heads. For a moment, they couldn't tell whether it was real dreadlocks or if they hadn't washed their hair for a long time. The hair was sticky into strands, two triangular eyes appeared from the messy hair, and the voice was hoarse. : "Up to two people, the place is small."
"Then I'll wait for you outside." Su Yang followed suit.
The man rolled his eyes, glanced repeatedly among the three people, then showed his blood-red teeth, pointed at Ma Jia and Su Yang: "It's just you two."
Ke Gu frowned: "But I want to see it too."
"Is this your site or Lao Tzu's site?" The man pushed open the anti-theft door, quenched the betel nut in his mouth, and it landed not far from Ke Gu's feet, pointing at Ma Jia, "Either you are alone , or you two, he..." He pointed at Ke Gu again, "He can't, he has a smell that I hate."
Ma Jia was hesitating, or he should go by himself.Su Yang took a step forward: "Okay, then I'll go in. Brother, you wait for us for a while, don't leave, we have to wait and have a good meal."
Ke Gu's brows were a little tight, but under the hint of Su Yang's eyes, he loosened the clenched crown of his teeth: "That's natural, we won't go home until we're drunk."
The man opened the door to let Ma Jia and Su Yang in, and finally closed the door very deliberately in front of Ke Gu, but the only good thing was that he didn't close the wooden door inside, so Ke Gu could still see through the cloth. The oil stained and rusty door screen can see the situation inside.
Su Yang took a deep breath, followed Ma Jia into the room, and casually inserted his right hand into his trouser pocket.
"Want to see the goods?"
"Of course." Ma Jia was cheerful, as if the sky would not affect his good mood, "Be lively, I bought dead ones in other stores before, I was so mad, I finally came to your house I bought it, although it is more expensive, but the quality is good."
"That's natural." The man laughed hoo hoo, "We have a lot of repeat customers here."
"Your name?"
"A humble name is not enough, just call me Shuda." Shuda changed the subject, "How many do you want?"
"How many can you let me take away?" Ma Jia asked without answering, Su Yang nodded secretly, smart.
Shu Da stared at Ma Jia with cloudy eyes, and let go after staring for a long time: "What do you want these for?"
"Do an experiment." Ma Jia shrugged.
"Do an experiment?" Shu Da squeezed his eyes with an ambiguous expression, "Is it necessary to do an experiment so much?"
Ma Jia felt that he had been questioned, and said angrily: "I have a teacher's certificate, and what's wrong with my overuse? I just have a higher failure rate than others, so what? I'm not allowed to buy more mice?! "
"Hehehe." Shu laughed so loudly that his shoulders shrugged, and the corners of Su Yang's eyes twitched. He always felt that Shuda laughed away many dried rice grains on his body.
"Teacher's certificate?" Shu Da seemed to have heard a big joke, "Good students will use white rats to harm people, so what can you say if you give a teacher's certificate?"
"Students?" Ma Jia blinked, and asked knowingly, "You mean those students who play truant and skip classes? I'm a junior high school student, and I'll be fine after that time."
Shu Da laughed and fell to the ground: "You think junior high school students? High school students?" He shook his finger, "No, no, no, they are college students."
"That's it." Ma Jia rubbed his chin, "The enrollment rate is not as high as ours in the past, and the quality of students accepted by some schools is really not good..."
"No, no, no, wrong and wrong." Shuda winked mysteriously, "Not only a college student, but also a college student from B University, the proud son of heaven, the dragon and phoenix among people, how many people sharpen their heads to get in. School." He stretched out his hand to open a box, took out a small white mouse from it, and let him crawl on his own, "A hypocritical good student, he is not as good as a mouse to me."
Ma Jia and Su Yang exchanged glances, Su Yang nodded slightly, they found the right person.
"We are just doing bad things." Su Yang smiled slightly, showing a tricky smile. Under Ma Jia's horrified eyes, he reached out and touched the little white mouse on Shuda's shoulder, "Will you stop it?"
"It's a big joke." Shu Da laughed and fell to the ground, knelt on the floor, and slapped the floor with both hands, "Why should I stop it? You just need to give the money."
"Do you think I will call the police? NONONO." The mouse laughed extremely harshly, "Your money is in place, I can do it with you."
"Show us the student's order." Su Yang smiled slightly, and reached out to touch the mouse again, "You have requirements for us, and I also have requirements for you. I want to know whether what you are telling is the truth. We don't Time checks the past one by one."
"No."
No?Ma Jia was the first one who didn't believe it. Why did he find this mouse? The first is because he had indeed bought white mice from their house before, and the second was because he asked many friends who sold animals. They said that if City A could The only one that provides so many white mice in terms of performance is Shuda.Moreover, Ke Gu had set him up on the Internet before, so the three of them came directly.
"Forget it." Su Yang withdrew his hand coldly, "Er Fatty is gone, he has no sincerity in doing business, and we don't have to think about long-term cooperation."
The words of long-term cooperation made Shu Da restrain the joke on his face: "It's not that I'm not sincere, I really don't have an order."
Su Yang frowned.
Shu Da raised his brows: "Do you know why I know that student is so troublesome?" He showed his black and red teeth, and smiled, "He lives upstairs from me... Where can I get the goods directly?" order."
Su Yang's eyes widened, no good!The car they drove had been seen frequently on the campus of University B before. Most of the murderers would like to go back to the scene to watch because they were guilty of thieves, and they would even help the police handle the case, so the person in their car most likely saw it.
"Brother!" Su Yang turned to call Ke Gu, wanting him to move the car away.
Before the words fell, there was a rush of footsteps from top to bottom and a gunshot outside the door.
With a bang, a bolt of lightning fell from the sky.
Ma Jia: "..." Can I do it all over again?Is God so disrespectful?
Su Yang, the co-pilot, looked down at the phone, and the corner of his mouth couldn't help twitching: "Ma Jia, you have a family and a mouth, so treat yourself better."
"What's the matter?" Ma Jia patted her stomach, "Your sister-in-law has been gentle recently."
Su Yang turned his head and glanced at the man who was bathed in a happy marriage. Somewhat disgusted, he shook his phone: "I'm not a fool."
Ma Jia pushed his glasses and saw the screen of Su Yang's phone clearly.The other two people in their dormitory have already found Su Yang, and there is a taste of gossip between the lines of the message.
"They don't know what to say!" Ma Jia pointed at the screen, shaking with anger.
The corner of Su Yang's mouth twitched, and he put the phone back: "So, don't swear next time. You have a family and a mouth. If you are struck by lightning one day, I won't be able to explain to my sister-in-law."
Ma Jia: "..." I don't know if it's his illusion, Su Yang's mouth seems to be poisoned.
The corner of Ke Gu's mouth raised slightly, and he reached out and rubbed Su Yang's hair. It was a good job, at least the air was quiet.
But Ma Jia only stopped for 5 minutes. After 5 minutes, Ma Jia leaned close to Su Yang's ear, and said persistently, "Do you think Brother Ke drank too much? That's why you became eloquent?"
Su Yang: "..."
"Hey, I got it right."
Su Yang took a deep breath and shouted: "Ma Erfat! Are you out of your mind! You are a biology student, do you know that eating too much saliva will not affect your personality?!"
Ma Jia's ears were buzzing from the yelling, and he covered his ears with his hands, and flattened his mouth: "You are vicious..."
In the next 15 minutes of driving, the whole car seemed to be filled with a hundred bees, buzzing, buzzing, Su Yang was "you are fierce", "you are bullying me", "I am not your dear second brother anymore" "The married brother poured out the water" and so on, the surround sound cycle repeated.
Ke Gu also had a headache, but considering what Ma Jia said, he still stood by in a good mood.
Su Yang looked at the roof of the car, and fell into the [-]st confession of why he applied to change dormitories in the first place.
Under Ma Jia's magic voice, the car finally stopped.This is an old building built in the last century. They took the address they got before and found the place smoothly.
As soon as he arrived at the door, Su Yang sniffed, feeling sick to his stomach.Although the door was not opened, there was still an indescribable stench all around.
"It's here." Ma Jia said very firmly, there was a smell of a rat's nest in it.
Su Yang rubbed his arms, he actually has a slight obsession with cleanliness, he really doesn't want to enter such a place from the bottom of his heart.
"You wait for me at the door." Ke Gu dragged Su Yang behind him irresolutely. He was worried that if the other party didn't cooperate, those little white mice would run out when something went wrong.
Su Yang didn't try to be brave anymore, and stood obediently at the door.
Ma Jia and Ke Gu went one after the other, Ma Jia knocked on the door, Ke Gu and Su Yang had already told him about the precautions in the car.
Not long after, the wooden door inside was opened, revealing a crack.Ma Jia cleared his throat and reported his Taobao ID.
The door opened a little more, and Ke Gu couldn't help frowning, only then did he realize that there was an eye peeking through the crack of the door, and someone was looking out from the crack of the door.
"What are you here for?" The voice at the door was hoarse.
"Didn't I tell you? Buy a mouse." Ma Jia raised his brows and eyes exaggeratedly, and patted the box on his body, "You don't know how strict the express delivery is recently, you won't be allowed to send this one, you won't be allowed to send that one of."
"Hehehe." The voice inside the door continued, "Does it take so many people to buy a white mouse?"
"This is my friend, brought an eye-opener."
"only you."
"Wow!" Ma Jia covered the collar of her T-shirt, "What are you going to do to me? I have a wife and children."
The person inside the door spat impatiently, and finally opened the door, which surprised the three people outside.
The person who opened the door had dreadlocks on their heads. For a moment, they couldn't tell whether it was real dreadlocks or if they hadn't washed their hair for a long time. The hair was sticky into strands, two triangular eyes appeared from the messy hair, and the voice was hoarse. : "Up to two people, the place is small."
"Then I'll wait for you outside." Su Yang followed suit.
The man rolled his eyes, glanced repeatedly among the three people, then showed his blood-red teeth, pointed at Ma Jia and Su Yang: "It's just you two."
Ke Gu frowned: "But I want to see it too."
"Is this your site or Lao Tzu's site?" The man pushed open the anti-theft door, quenched the betel nut in his mouth, and it landed not far from Ke Gu's feet, pointing at Ma Jia, "Either you are alone , or you two, he..." He pointed at Ke Gu again, "He can't, he has a smell that I hate."
Ma Jia was hesitating, or he should go by himself.Su Yang took a step forward: "Okay, then I'll go in. Brother, you wait for us for a while, don't leave, we have to wait and have a good meal."
Ke Gu's brows were a little tight, but under the hint of Su Yang's eyes, he loosened the clenched crown of his teeth: "That's natural, we won't go home until we're drunk."
The man opened the door to let Ma Jia and Su Yang in, and finally closed the door very deliberately in front of Ke Gu, but the only good thing was that he didn't close the wooden door inside, so Ke Gu could still see through the cloth. The oil stained and rusty door screen can see the situation inside.
Su Yang took a deep breath, followed Ma Jia into the room, and casually inserted his right hand into his trouser pocket.
"Want to see the goods?"
"Of course." Ma Jia was cheerful, as if the sky would not affect his good mood, "Be lively, I bought dead ones in other stores before, I was so mad, I finally came to your house I bought it, although it is more expensive, but the quality is good."
"That's natural." The man laughed hoo hoo, "We have a lot of repeat customers here."
"Your name?"
"A humble name is not enough, just call me Shuda." Shuda changed the subject, "How many do you want?"
"How many can you let me take away?" Ma Jia asked without answering, Su Yang nodded secretly, smart.
Shu Da stared at Ma Jia with cloudy eyes, and let go after staring for a long time: "What do you want these for?"
"Do an experiment." Ma Jia shrugged.
"Do an experiment?" Shu Da squeezed his eyes with an ambiguous expression, "Is it necessary to do an experiment so much?"
Ma Jia felt that he had been questioned, and said angrily: "I have a teacher's certificate, and what's wrong with my overuse? I just have a higher failure rate than others, so what? I'm not allowed to buy more mice?! "
"Hehehe." Shu laughed so loudly that his shoulders shrugged, and the corners of Su Yang's eyes twitched. He always felt that Shuda laughed away many dried rice grains on his body.
"Teacher's certificate?" Shu Da seemed to have heard a big joke, "Good students will use white rats to harm people, so what can you say if you give a teacher's certificate?"
"Students?" Ma Jia blinked, and asked knowingly, "You mean those students who play truant and skip classes? I'm a junior high school student, and I'll be fine after that time."
Shu Da laughed and fell to the ground: "You think junior high school students? High school students?" He shook his finger, "No, no, no, they are college students."
"That's it." Ma Jia rubbed his chin, "The enrollment rate is not as high as ours in the past, and the quality of students accepted by some schools is really not good..."
"No, no, no, wrong and wrong." Shuda winked mysteriously, "Not only a college student, but also a college student from B University, the proud son of heaven, the dragon and phoenix among people, how many people sharpen their heads to get in. School." He stretched out his hand to open a box, took out a small white mouse from it, and let him crawl on his own, "A hypocritical good student, he is not as good as a mouse to me."
Ma Jia and Su Yang exchanged glances, Su Yang nodded slightly, they found the right person.
"We are just doing bad things." Su Yang smiled slightly, showing a tricky smile. Under Ma Jia's horrified eyes, he reached out and touched the little white mouse on Shuda's shoulder, "Will you stop it?"
"It's a big joke." Shu Da laughed and fell to the ground, knelt on the floor, and slapped the floor with both hands, "Why should I stop it? You just need to give the money."
"Do you think I will call the police? NONONO." The mouse laughed extremely harshly, "Your money is in place, I can do it with you."
"Show us the student's order." Su Yang smiled slightly, and reached out to touch the mouse again, "You have requirements for us, and I also have requirements for you. I want to know whether what you are telling is the truth. We don't Time checks the past one by one."
"No."
No?Ma Jia was the first one who didn't believe it. Why did he find this mouse? The first is because he had indeed bought white mice from their house before, and the second was because he asked many friends who sold animals. They said that if City A could The only one that provides so many white mice in terms of performance is Shuda.Moreover, Ke Gu had set him up on the Internet before, so the three of them came directly.
"Forget it." Su Yang withdrew his hand coldly, "Er Fatty is gone, he has no sincerity in doing business, and we don't have to think about long-term cooperation."
The words of long-term cooperation made Shu Da restrain the joke on his face: "It's not that I'm not sincere, I really don't have an order."
Su Yang frowned.
Shu Da raised his brows: "Do you know why I know that student is so troublesome?" He showed his black and red teeth, and smiled, "He lives upstairs from me... Where can I get the goods directly?" order."
Su Yang's eyes widened, no good!The car they drove had been seen frequently on the campus of University B before. Most of the murderers would like to go back to the scene to watch because they were guilty of thieves, and they would even help the police handle the case, so the person in their car most likely saw it.
"Brother!" Su Yang turned to call Ke Gu, wanting him to move the car away.
Before the words fell, there was a rush of footsteps from top to bottom and a gunshot outside the door.
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