The little thief is cool

Hearing the mission prompt, Shanglu was excited and turbulent again. The young master who has accumulated so many points so quickly is really awesome. In this way, it is no longer a dream to become the tyrannical and cool Long Aotian!Ah, is the 24k gold pure dick's character set finally evolving into the domineering CEO's stud god?Sister~~little brother~~Gold Finger~~~ Thinking about it, I'm a little excited~

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[Player, have you forgotten the [-] points for opening the package and the [-] points for the mall?Don't like to make money yet!Otherwise, why become a top player! 】

Shanglu was a little confused: "Does anyone have a girl to become a top player?"

【No】

"Do you have a younger brother?"

【No】

"Do you have a goldfinger?"

【This system is the biggest cheat

*罒▽罒*]

Shang Lu looked at the system in the void with miraculous eyes.

//There is such a thick-skinned system in the world//

Shang Lu felt that it was necessary to talk to Hahaha. This kind of inexplicable self-confidence of the omnipotence of labor and capital as the world's number one labor-management is absolutely unacceptable. The difference in cognition is so big, how much it affects the relationship.

"What's the use of you?" Shang Lu barely suppressed the desire to complain crazily in his heart, and asked in a warm (weird) soft (weird) tone as much as possible.

The system in the void trembled indistinctly, and suddenly a thunderbolt the thickness of a thumb fell down with a click, and there was a faint smell of barbecue in the air——

Hua. The nose is super sensitive. Ren sniffed around and then looked at Shang Xiaolu aggrieved. Hua Kui must have secretly hidden the barbecue, and she didn't tell me...

Shang Lu, who was tender inside and scorched outside by lightning (struck) silently swallowed his tears back to his stomach. Although no one else could see it, labor and capital were really struck by lightning!up!ah!The system is really cruel and ruthless, making troubles without reason. These days are getting worse and worse. It is exhausting to have such a system, and there is no player's sense of happiness at all!

But the fanning system couldn't stop for a moment.

[Fucking shit, if it weren't for the player you are so incompetent, labor and management would have already accumulated enough points to upgrade!Do you think labor and capital want this kind of emptiness? ! ! (╬￣dish￣)]

【Players don't want to make progress all day long. If we had money, we would have improved our lives already! (╬￣dish￣)]

[Do a random task and still feel satisfied, how can the labor and capital of a player like you become awesome! (╬￣dish￣)]

[Sisters are crushed all day long (╬￣dish￣)】

[Long Aotian's level, you lazy bastard, wanting to reach it is simply wishful thinking and daydreaming!How many levels have you built your system already! ! (╬￣dish￣)]

[If it weren't for not being able to pick labor and management, you would have abandoned you and gone to Pipa, don't hug me!You still complain about me! !How cool it would be if the mall didn't open! ! (╬￣dish￣)]

[Spicy chicken! (╬￣dish￣)]

[Spicy chicken! ! (╬￣dish￣)]

Phytolaca: =口=

It turns out that the young master is such a useless person, it is quite rare for Shanglu to fall into self-reflection...

"Then let's work hard to make money in the future, I want to be Long Aotian's man!" Shang Lu vowed, with a serious face.

【~(≧▽≦)/~

Alright, players have to work hard~]

Shanglu was a little uncomfortable with changing his face so quickly, and he comforted himself awkwardly. The system is still very reliable (at least it doesn’t count as missing points).

[Ding~ start a random task [red beard is very interesting to hear], players need to pull out at least ten beards of the great elders of the demon race within a quarter of an hour, failure penalty: 1000 volts of acid shock】

[Ding~ Start a random mission [The soft and pinchable little face must taste good], the player needs to kiss Comrade Hanin in the public, the penalty for failure: 5000 volts of wonderful electric shock]

[Ding~Start the random task [Praise me, praise me quickly], the player needs to be praised by the audience after completing the above two tasks, the penalty for failure: 10000 volts so cool that it will fly electric shock]

Shanglu: Hold back and talk to me, I want to be quiet... Ma Dan, I can't be quiet!What the hell are these three tasks! !Does the elder's beard mean that he can pull it out? ?Is Hana Ninja's face so easy to kiss? ?Well, even if you can kiss, you can't make it public! !Do you want the chastity of a straight man with pure labor and capital! !Also, after these two tasks are completed, I will be fine if I am not overwhelmed with saliva, only ghosts will praise you! !

[As long as you have a thick skin, everything is possible, players come on, the electric shock is ready (#￣▽￣#)】

Shanglu: I bought a watch last year

Watching the time slip away, Shanglu's little heart was also beating fast, and at this moment, the opportunity came... The great elder and the envoy chattered about the same, and there was a traditional link It was the Great Elder who wanted to give the child a loving hug before leaving, and sister Jiexiang had finished hugging stiffly, and it was Shanglu's turn next.

The great elder stretched out his hands kindly: "Come on, my dear child."

Shanglu walked forward as if he was dead.

Great Elder, you have to forgive me, I have no choice but to!

The great elder kindly folded his arms...

"Ah-!!~~TT"

Everyone was shocked, only to see that most of the great elder's proud red beard had been torn off, leaving only a few trembling beards...

It's over, I accidentally talked too much!

[Ding~ Congratulations to the player for completing the random task [Red Beard is very interesting to hear], reward points 500, currently 3000 points]

Wow, system, is this the time to talk about this? I don’t like to come up with a solution! !

[They didn't make it~ Players can ask for more blessings, oh yes, don't forget there are two more tasks. 】

Phytophthora: (╬￣dish￣) is simply too much

The Great Elder's coffin, which was as dark as the bottom of a pot, moved over with an expressionless face.

Shang Xiaolu was quick to gain wisdom: "Grandpa Elder, I am going to the Protoss, and I will definitely miss you and the Demons if I can't come back for three years! So I decided to bring a few(?) of your beards as a souvenir!! "The tone is very sincere, sincere, and frank!

Great Elder: Are you fucking kidding me? ?

After Shang Lu finished speaking, he walked towards Hua Nin with an upright face, and then kissed Hua Nin with an upright face under the other's dull gaze.

Someone silently spit out two tubes of nosebleed...

"Huan Ren, we are about to leave the Demon Race, fortunately you are with me." Shanglu said very loudly.

Sister Jiexiang was angry: Ms. Ma Danben (big) is going too, okay? !

Hua Xiaoren...is ripe.

"It's really emotional." The benevolent and merciful protoss envoy who always seemed to have Buddha's light sighed.

Countless black lines of cold sweat slid down the foreheads of the audience.

[Ding~ Congratulations to the player for completing the random task [the soft and cute little face must taste good], the reward point is 700, and the current point is 3700]

[Ding~ Congratulations to the player for completing the random task [Praise me, praise me quickly], the reward point is 800, and the current point is 4500]

[The player is really awesome, hahaha suddenly his confidence soared

*罒▽罒*]

You are happy, who will save me! !The young master is about to be shot into a sieve by the elder's gaze! !

Hua Ren walked up to the elder with a red face and said, "Grandpa elder, it's my turn." She is very cute and cute!The Great Elder, whose chin was so painful, approached cautiously and hugged him, then retracted immediately, and stood aside, stroking the remaining mustaches sadly.

A gust of wind blew by, and another mustache fell tremblingly.The great elder's hands froze, and he didn't dare to move.

"Since everything is over, it's time for me to set off." The envoy bowed solemnly, and the silver-haired white robe was particularly sacred.When it came to serious business, the Great Elder also solemnly returned the salute, and watched God send the group away.

After walking for a while, Shang Lu turned his head and saw that the demon clan sent off the group all in black robes. The atmosphere was solemn, and even the rainbow hair color of the elders did not look abrupt. Suddenly, the Great Elder smiled at him, looking quite meaningful.

//Ma Dan why the eyesight of the demons is so good, even if you want to ignore it//

//Can you stay in the protoss and won't come?The Great Elder is so scary.//

"My name is Chengyu. I'm a deacon of the gods. I also teach in the seminary. You can call me Teacher Chengyu." The envoy with a sacred buff was very kind.

It's a pity that the three radish heads are not in the state, so they just introduced themselves in a regular manner.Chengyu was not angry either, he rubbed Shanglu's slightly rough hair with a smile, turned around and continued to lead the way.

Sister Jiexiang was still thinking about the elder sister in her heart, Huaren's face was still blushing, Shanglu...he was frightened by the great elder's enigmatic smile.

A group of people walked in silence for most of the day.

When the sun was setting, the four of them finally arrived at the teleportation array. It took more than a dozen teleportation arrays to go from the Demon Race to the Protoss Race. , Ha ha... The teleportation array is very large, dozens of people can stand there, and there are special handles beside the array. Normally, you have to pay a teleportation fee to pass through here. After all, it consumes a lot of energy every time you open it, but the gods The exchange meeting is obviously a special case. Those who open the back door don't have to wait for the crowd to be full or pay tolls. They come and go every three years, and the guards can know many deacons who pick up and drop off disciples from the Protoss.

The teleportation array lights up, and Shanglu only feels that his eyes are dark, and he falls into a dizzy feeling that he can't vomit. It's very similar to motion sickness on the earth. I didn't expect that the glorious history of Xiaoye's no motion sickness, seasickness, and airsickness would be defeated by the faint teleportation This item is on the list, really angry!Feeling that Hua Nin's strength in holding his hand became stronger, Shang Lu immediately comforted himself. It turned out that Hua Xiaoren also fainted from the teleportation array.

After getting off the teleportation array, I fainted for a while, and continued on the road to the entrance of the next teleportation array. For some reason, only my face was the ugliest, as erratic as if I hadn't eaten for three days, and because of this, I got a blind eye from sister Jiexiang , Aren't you dizzy? ! !Even though Hana Shinobi was dizzy, he even grabbed my hand!

Looking back at Hana Shinobu, her eyes are clear and sparkling, her face is ruddy and shiny, Σ(っ°Д°;)っ this this this!!!

[Player, you are too soft (?) weak]