The little thief is cool

Shanglu has been very sad recently, deeply feeling that he has reached the trough of his life, and has received endless malice from all directions and the universe, the most important of which is:

"Hanin, good morning!" Shang Xiaolu asked with a smile on his face.

"Yeah." Hua Xiaoren replied noblely and coldly.

Shang Xiaolu lifted up the small stool and sat next to Huaren, raised his arm very naturally and put the sinful(?) hand on Huaren's head.

Snapped--

Shanglu cried and hugged her red and swollen little hands and complained all over her face, you are cruel, ruthless, and unreasonable!

Hua Ren raised the spoon to eat calmly, and didn't even give Shanglu a small look.

Phytophthora: (〒︿〒)

Another example:

Out of some strange, secret, and weird idea that is not humane, Shang Lu poured a basin of water on the bed with a blank face, and then ran to the bed with a shrunken mouth and hugged the wet quilt Hua Xiaoren's room: "Hana Ninja Hana Ninja, my quilt is wet."

Huaren looked at Shanglu expressionlessly.

Shanglu's eyes were shining, and his mouth was pursed with anticipation.

Hua Ren continued to read with a blank expression: "Go to Xuexue to get it."

Phytophthora: (〒︿〒)

That's it, Hua couldn't bear to kiss the young master anymore, could it be that the child is going to fly high when he grows up (fog)?Are you too old to let the young master touch your head (heavy fog)?Really sad and sad growth (especially fog).In addition to this matter, there is also the main task that hangs on my head all the time, the task of cheating my father, my mother, and my friends. Although I am born in mud (?) in this world without parents, I can only cheat my friends. But it seems that he was tied to the thief's boat before he had time to trick his little friend. Since returning from the library last time, Hongdou's behavior has been strange.

It happened on the night when he came back, and Hongdou called Shang Xiaolu and Hua Xiaoren to sit in a row with a face full of reason and began to announce the espionage plan:

"We are studying in the God Race as an exchange student. My situation is a bit special, but it is basically the same as yours. I will return to the Demon Race once the three-year period is up. The two keys needed for the God-Demon Covenant are the God Key and the Magic Key. , we have already obtained the divine key from the protoss, and we only need to strictly abide by this matter and wait for the return date before taking the magic key, what do you think?"

Huaren squinted his eyes, rested his right hand on the table, and tapped his ring finger on the table. After a few moments, he withdrew his hand and leaned back on the chair in a leisurely manner, with an indifferent expression: "I have no objection."

Grandpa has an opinion!Grandpa has a special opinion!Since when did the young master suddenly change from a good student with five words and four beauties to an unreliable undercover spy? ?I will continue to lurk for another two years!How can Mr. Jiangzi listen to lectures and pick up girls with peace of mind? ?

The red bean's silver eyes flicked over lightly and squinted.

Phytophthora tilted his head, ah, the weather is fine today, and it’s also a sunny (husky! It’s night) day, eh?What am I trying to say?Forget it if you can’t remember it, you don’t want to.

【(→_→)】

What to see!Grandpa just can't remember

╭(╯ε╰)╮.

As a result, the spy lone ranger became an undercover trio and continued the days of studying in the Protoss.

The personal panel of Shanglu at this time has also become:

[Personal panel (only visible to players):

Name: Shanglu

Current: Undercover

Force: 20

Skills: none

Mission: [Main Line] Fight Three-Headed Body——Instigate a dispute between gods and demons 40/100%

[Random] Guilty Half-breed (unfinished)

Points: 20000

Package: not opened

Mall: not activated]

Oh my god, I almost forgot about this random mission, emmm, sinful half-breed, red beans are really evil, ahem, do you want to ask me directly?Anyway, we are now grasshoppers on the same rope, bah, I am not a grasshopper, but a person on a boat, just in case someone is happy, let me know, hehehe, it is still possible after thinking about it.

So Shanglu, who had a whim that day, embarked on the road of looking for red beans.

Room on the third floor, no...

Library, no...

Canteen, no...

Shang Lu felt overwhelmed, red beans are really elusive, especially hard to find!The dejected Shang Xiaolu walked with his head bowed.

[Ding~ Do players need help from this system? 】

Shanglu: (→_→) I don’t want it.

[free yo]

Phytolaca: (☆▽☆)

I want I want I want!

[Ding ~ Turn left at the intersection ahead for 250 meters, go straight for 250 meters, then turn left for 250 meters and you will be there]

Shanglu: Something seems wrong.

Soon, Shanglu "discovered" what was wrong. Isn't that place the teacher Chengyu's office?Hey, is Hongdou actually there? What a weird whereabouts.

[Ding~ The target character is moving, moving...route judgment...judgment failed, judgment failed, judgment failed, judgment failed...]

I know you are useless, but you don't need to say that the judgment failed every two seconds, my head hurts, is it okay? ?How can Hongxiaodou's route be judged by a scumbag system like yours! (This strange sudden

its pride)

After half an hour, the sound of the system finally subsided, Shanglu also had the honor to wear two blingbling mosquito-repellent incense eyes, which were layered on top of each other, showing that this

How small is the human brain.

[Ding~ The coordinates of the target character have been locked, do you want to go? 】

The dizzy Shang Xiaolu spun 360 degrees in circles, circles...

[Player, points will be deducted if you turn again]

Shang Xiaolu's brain was sober in an instant, and he stood at attention after a moment of rest, and almost had to give the count.

Following the system version map, I walked through N small paths, climbed N blocking trees, crossed two small ravines and climbed through a dog hole (cough, don’t ask why there is a dog hole, after all, it may be that the stupid author didn’t see it Qing, that is actually a monster hole? Rabbit hole? Rat hole? Ant hole? Cough, in short, it is a hole that needs to crawl forward, we call it a dog hole!), Shang Xiaolu finally hid in a super big tree I saw the back of a black-headed little head behind the tree, this black-headed hair is so easy to recognize!The entire protoss is only two of the demons (Plantia and Hannin) and one of the half-devil and half-god (Red Bean) is black-haired.

Hong Dou is still wearing his rather inconspicuous gray robe, although this hair color is quite eye-catching wherever he goes, low-key is simply non-existent, Hong Dou is facing the big tree where Shang Lu is hiding, and Shang Lu can only see his face From the back, it seems that he is talking to someone. Opposite the red bean is a green-haired Mozu man. His face is blocked, and only the green top of his head can be seen.

Phytophthora: Hahahahahaha, it turned out to be green hair, even the green hat is saved, hahahahahahaha——

Shanglu, who has a super long reflex arc, obviously didn't realize that he had seen many green-haired demons in the demons. Back and forth.

[Ding~ Start the random mission [Laugh loudly if you want to laugh], the player needs to immediately laugh three times in place, the penalty for failure: you can't laugh out loud for a lifetime]

What is extreme joy begets sorrow? The cute system hahaha class is starting.

Shanglu: ...

(╬￣盘￣) Do you want to be so ruthless and not let the young master laugh for the rest of your life to suffocate the young master? !Also, if you laugh three times in place, you will be regarded as crazy, and you will definitely be!Not to mention that the young master is eavesdropping! !

【Execute immediately】

Thus, an extremely embarrassing situation emerged.

The solemn hidden conversation between the red bean and the green-haired man suddenly came from behind the tree:

"Hahaha--"

Red beans: =mouth=

Green-haired man: =mouth=

Phytolaca: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

[Ding~ Congratulations to the player for completing the random task [Laugh if you want to laugh out loud], the reward point is 500, and the current point is 20500]

Shang Lu came out with a dead face, exposed so thoroughly, even if he wanted to sneak away, Shang Lu couldn't help but shed tears of sadness in his heart.

Hongdou lived up to expectations and handed over a small look of contempt and disdain, and Shang Lu swore that he read the meaning of personal attack like "there are such stupid people in the world" from it!

The green-haired man couldn't hold back at all, and smiled familiarly: Hahahahahahaha——

Shang Lu could finally see Lu Mao's face.

Well, red eyes, not as good-looking as my Huaren;

Well, green-headed hair, this one has already been laughed at;

Um, huh?Huh? ?It seems a little familiar!Where have you seen my uncle?Where is it?The slightly embarrassed Phytophthora fell into deep contemplation...

The green-headed hair has already greeted Phytophthora first, beating Phytophthora's chest with an iron fist (this is the meeting etiquette of the demons, cough, serious and serious): "Long time no see, Huakui."

Shang Lu, who was in deep thought, looked at the green-headed hair dully and dull.

The green-headed tiger patted the dog's head, smiled and said nothing.

The onlookers couldn't bear the sight of this nominal teammate continuing to be stupid, coughed, and introduced: "This is Jing Luo, the current Demon Clan Beastmaster General."

Shang Lu finally dialed back his rusty memory to the days when he was still in the Demon Race. He said that the flower ninja trial and then threw himself in the beast forest. It seems that this big green-headed guy was looking for it. It's called Jingluo, and she became a general of some sort, so this is a promotion?Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations.

In an instant, Shang Lu, possessed by a human from Earth, held Jing Luo's hands attentively, and began to exchange greetings: "So it's General Jing Luo Jing, I haven't seen General Gao Sheng for a year, congratulations, congratulations."

Jing Luo was dumbfounded.

There is no way, the demons really don't like the earthlings ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

Red, the unbearable second party, Dou interrupted the inexplicable question: "Jing Luo was sent by the devil to take us back. The magic key is hidden in the magic palace. You need to hold the magic key to find it. After three years If it is too long, there will be unexpected accidents, so the devil lord has come to visit Jingluo."

Phytophthora: "Is there such an operation (⊙_⊙)??"

Hongdou gave Shang Lu a habitual look of contempt, and then said: "It's not without precedent. If something happens in the clan, it's normal for the Hui to visit, just take a long vacation."