The little thief is cool

A few radishes have successfully entered the school. As for learning, well, everyone knows it.

First day of school, sunny day:

"Wow, there are a lot of girls in the healing department, this time I really made a profit! She has good breasts, good temperament, and the cute three-headed body is simply amazing!"

"Hey, the teacher who taught the class is actually a girl, and she is still a D cup (wiping nosebleeds)."

"The young master is so talented, the little light ball is easy to catch! It's so cool!! The younger sister next to him has a look and is here!! Hurry up and get a pose!"

Final Thoughts

*罒▽罒* Happiness! ! [The above is excerpted from Shanglu Diary]

"Hua Kui is not here to cut Kaisen!"

"The physique of the Protoss is really weak! Fighting is so soft."

"I really want flower sunflower..."

Summary: (〒︿〒) No flower sunflowers, unhappy. [The above is taken from the diary of Hana Ninja]

"My lady's technique will definitely be the most powerful, hmph!"

"What are you looking at! Isn't it just a small fireball? Isn't it a matter of course that this lady is so talented? There is no need to boast!"

"Wow~ Go away, don't touch it!! The ponytail is going to be tied again!! Patience~Patience~ Protoss are very weak, you can't beat them! You can't beat them!!"

Summary: Protoss people always touch my head, it's really annoying

╭(╯ε╰)╮. [The above is excerpted from Miss Yuxiang's diary]

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Summary: [beep————] [Small incompetence, can't steal the red bean diary]

Three months into school, the spring is bright.

"I have to practice agility again today, so tired and boring."

"The library is so full of books that I'm going to throw up, why don't there be a big fire."

"I failed again in striking up a conversation, and the young master has not yet married a woman!!"

Summary: Going to school is not fun at all (┬_┬). [Shang Xiaolu's Tucao book]

"Today I'm also studying how to hang and beat the gods."

"Another bad guy who covets flower sunflowers has been warned."

"One day, we will beat down all the protoss of the healing department!"

Summary: Flower sunflower is mine <(￣︶￣)>. 【Hua Xiaoren's small book】

"Successfully avoided a head-touching attack."

"Successfully evaded another head-touching attack."

"Didn't hide... My heart is stuck."

Summary: I want to be quiet/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

. 【Growth Handbook of Yuxiang】

As for red beans... the stupid author will fight again next time! ! !

Half a year into the school year, it was raining continuously.

Shang Lu was tired lying on the library.

Hua Ren tiredly lay on the healing department.

Jie Xiang suffers from Head Touching Stress Response Syndrome.

Hongdou, I finally found out that this person is elusive, but the place I go to most often is... the top floor of the library? ?

One year later.

[Ding~ Congratulations to the player for completing the random task [Walking thousands of miles is worse than reading thousands of books], reward points 5000, currently 20000 points]

【The new copy is open, please prepare for it】

[Countdown enters...3,2,1]

Shanglu desperately suppressed his urge to "Damn it!", and clenched the little hands of Huaren and Hongdou. There was a strong and dazzling golden light in front of his eyes, and an irresistible suction came from the phantom of the small book. After that, the three of them disappeared.

The booklet was slowly closed, the images were illusory and real, and on the cover were a few big characters in gold stamping, which were somewhat similar to the current common language but different, a bit like the difference between simple Chinese and traditional Chinese, you can guess Probably, about what was written - "The Book of Genesis".The uncle who hurried over could only see this empty image, the image was extremely unstable, trembling slightly, and dissipated in the wind the next moment, the uncle's withered face was dazed, and he sighed after a while, his face was like an ancient tree Wrinkles intertwined with roots are all over the place, the dead white eyes are lifeless, his face is sad or happy, and even the breath he exhales has the smell of old decay.

To talk about how all of this happened, the time has to be rewinded to half an hour ago.

On this day, Shang Lu went out with Hua Xiaoren carrying Hua Xiaoren in a happy and refreshed mood, because the task of his library was the only one!quick!touch!over!up!This long-distance tug-of-war that took a year, except that Shanglu, who spent time in the library in class, has become a well-known book-turning maniac, and everyone talked in private, such as:

"That xx from the Demon Race is flipping through books in the library again..."

"It's so scary. I saw it last time. It flips very fast and keeps flipping. It's very scary!"

"And it's full of hideous eyes!"

"Like a monster."

"Did you make it? The Demon Race has an exchange student who looks like a monster!"

"My God, it's so scary!"

"I flip through books in the library every day, keep flipping through, don't read at all, maybe I have eight hands, so I flip through very fast!"

"That so-and-so, let me tell you in secret, that xx of the Demon Race will turn into an eight-handed monster, and always stay in the library."

"It's scary, what are you doing there?"

"Eating people, it must be secretly eating the protoss who are alone!! First tear people apart with eight claws, and then stuff them with sauce..."

As a monster-like monster with eight hands (confused face), Shang Lu was surrounded by inhumane crowds, so that he would be ambushed by the curious baby who was ambushing him when he came to touch the book in the middle of the night. 〒︿〒), this book-touching task related to breaking the main line is really cruel and ruthless!It's so hard to earn money these days!In the past year, Shanglu has been given many weird tasks one after another. The system is released. Heck, you know. In short, a lot of morals have been lost, which makes the points rise to [-]. Seeing that this library The mission is coming to an end, Shanglu is very happy, such a perverted mission must have a lot of points (drool).

【(drooling together)】

The reason why he is carrying Hua Xiaoren is because this brat is too much trouble!He actually threatened the cute girl of the healing department! !I'm still making an appointment, about your size, don't you remember how the Great Elder taught you so earnestly back then?Fighting with a nurse is a steady ko, fighting with a group of nurses is seeking abuse!Abusing the body and the heart, hard to explain, Huaren doesn't look like a m, could it be that he grew crooked silently when the young master didn't know? ?

I really had no choice but to look at him, besides, Hua Xiaoren was also very happy (no, very happy), obediently followed Shanglu, stretched out his head to touch his head cutely, I have to say that this is simply poking at Shanglu. Lu's lurking otaku heart (?), always can't control his salty pig hands and wants to touch Hannin's head ╭(╯ε╰)╮.

Ignoring the gloomy book uncle's lifeless gaze, Shang Lu went straight to the top floor, um, it was the place where he first came to touch books, and he was with Hong Dou. Floating life, the relationship has not improved much, except for Shanglu's persevering in sticking to the cold butt (mouth mustache! The young master is obviously just saying hello normally!), but Shanglu knows that red beans are often soaked in the library. They are all on the top floor, and I still don't understand what is so good about the top floor. Did Hongdou also accept the task of touching books? ?Ah, when I mentioned the mission, I suddenly found that the mystery of Hongdou's birth is still unsolved. Orz, the famous detective asked many people with blank expressions. Has no one been curious? It's worth picking up after thinking about it. Well, the father and mother grew on the same tree in the same field, where did the offspring come from, the young master was actually very curious.

There is only Hongdou alone on the top floor, which is also normal. After all, the books here are all showy with no practical significance. "History" to persuade the monsters to jump into the bowl? They are not mentally retarded, so they have been deserted and no one visits. Perhaps it is for this reason that there are not two flipping book madmen. Hongdou was lucky to escape. ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

Putting aside the messy thoughts, Shanglu decided to finish the library in one go and then call it a day and go home to have a big meal (this kind of flag usually has to be poured)!Just do what you say, the book-turning madman is serious, but he started to touch the book with a little joy in his heart. As the saying goes, practice makes perfect. I'm blind (bird), and I can already open and close a book very smoothly. It takes two seconds. Congratulations, congratulations.

Hongdou didn't turn the book this time, maybe she had turned it too many times and was completely numb, but it was rare to watch Shanglu touch the book with great interest, which made Hannin grin beside her.

This state lasted for about half an hour, Shang Lu finally closed the last book with comfort, and at the same time.

[Ding~ Congratulations to the player for completing the random task [Walking thousands of miles is worse than reading thousands of books], reward points 5000, currently 20000 points]

Then there was the previous situation, a translucent book suddenly appeared in front of the three of them, a golden light flashed, and the map was changed.

The dizziness from the long-lost long-distance teleportation array hit Shang Xiaolu slightly, and Shang Xiaolu's curiosity about the dungeon mentioned by the system was slightly reduced. The red bean beside him seemed uncomfortable, and the whole one was propped softly on Shang Xiaolu's shoulder, looking He looks super motion sick. To be honest, Shanglu is actually quite afraid that he will vomit something if he doesn't agree with him.

However, it turned out that Hongdou's stamina is still very strong, at least he couldn't hold back his vomiting, but leaned against Shanglu's body to breathe lightly.

Hana Shinobi: (╬￣盘￣) Did you die as an employee! !

(Pretend) accidentally squeezed the red beans (brutally) away, Hana Ninja started talking to Shanglu as if nothing had happened: "Hua Kui, where is this place?"

The author has something to say:

The stupid author who doesn't want to stand alone is really looking forward to the little angel's message *罒▽罒*