happy rebirth

Ke Qi cooked a bowl of fried noodles for Xie Jinhua.Xie Jinhua held the bowl like a little hamster and ate to his heart's content.

While Xie Jinhua was eating noodles, Ke Qi put the shirt he had changed yesterday into the wooden basin, intending to carry it to the well to wash it out.Xie Jinhua quickly said: "Leave mine first, and I will wash it myself later." Xie Jinhua and Ke Qi were the only ones in the academy who were particular about it. Except for them, no one else could wash their own clothes.

"Okay!" Ke Qi felt that it would be good for Xie Jinhua to do some housework properly, so he never stopped him from making progress.

Xie Jinhua could see the scene in the courtyard.The middle clothes are changed every day, but they are not dirty at all.Ke Qi rubbed the dumplings made of natural acacia and spices a few times, rubbed them a few times, and then wrung out the clothes to dry.So, by the time Xie Jinhua finished eating, Ke Qi had also finished washing.

Ke Qi went back to the house with the empty bowl, and seeing Xie Jinhua holding the empty bowl showing embarrassment, he asked, "Are you in a daze?"

Xie Jinhua said very seriously: "Di Ke, I haven't figured out how you wash your clothes. It seems to be irregular?"

"What rules can there be in washing clothes?" Ke Qi felt that Xie Jinhua's statement was very strange.

The expression on Xie Jinhua's face became more and more serious: "Don't you do a summary every time you wash your clothes? How many times do you need to rub the soap locust balls, how many times do you need to rub them? Cleaner, isn't it? I wanted to learn from you."

"Then when you cook noodles, don't you have to count the salt grains in the pot?" Ke Qi teased Xie Jinhua.

Xie Jinhua suddenly realized and said: "So it still needs to be like this?" Isn't it enough to just write noodles?

"No...I'm kidding you." Ke Qi suddenly remembered a brother who studied programming in college. That person was enthusiastically trying to write the first recipe that could be used on a scale in ancient times, and strived for the exact amount of each seasoning. one decimal place.I don't know if he succeeded in the end.

Xie Jinhua sighed: "It's really difficult to do laundry and cook, even harder than to make Ah Huang happy." He got up obediently and went to wash the dishes.

"It's easier than learning." Ke Qi said with a smile.

"Hey, is it difficult to learn?" Xie Jinhua blinked innocently.

"..." Ke Qi thought silently, how many years would be sentenced for domestic violence.Of course, domestic violence is unacceptable, and civilized people resolutely put an end to domestic violence.

"I'm kidding you." Xie Jinhua suddenly laughed.

Ke Qi looked up at the sky, the sky is so blue, the clouds are so white, it really takes a moment for a child to learn to be bad.

When Xie Jinhua was washing clothes, Ke Qi squatted aside and watched, and the two chatted about Yaji.

"...Mu Lao only showed his face for a short while. After the poems we wrote were accepted, the collection was disbanded, and there was no comment from him." Xie Jinhua frowned slightly, "However, participating in the collection today There are too many people, if we really need to comment, I am afraid that the rally will last until the sun goes down."

"There are really so many people?" Mu Lao's appeal is good enough!

Xie Jinhua nodded: "That's right. Brother Shao said that Mr. Mu seems to have looked at us twice more, but he probably just pretended to be affectionate."

Ke Qi stared at the clothes in Xie Jinhua's hands, and said, "Rub the sleeves more. Maybe some people's white face makeup is too shabby. Even Mu Lao needs to stare at the beautiful boys to wash their eyes." The word beauty At this time, it is mostly used to describe men, so Ke Qi used it without any burden.

Xie Jinhua obediently rubbed his sleeves twice more, and said, "It is said that Mr. Mu was a handsome man when he was young."

"That must not have thanked brother for looking good." Ke Qi said without thinking.

Xie Jinhua suddenly felt a lot of pressure.Ke Qi's recent compliments are always obsessed with his appearance.So, if one day he is no longer young, wouldn't Ke Qi's favorability for him drop greatly?He secretly sighed, and suddenly felt that his thought was similar to the resentful woman in the poem.

In front of Ke Qi, Xie Jinhua always said something, so he said directly: "Ke Di, 30 years later, I will be old and ugly."

Ke Qi was stunned for a while when he heard the words, because Xie Jinhua's words clearly contained a bit of sadness, so he thought that Xie Jinhua was afraid of getting old, so he persuaded him earnestly: "A man should build his life with his talents, how can he only pay attention to his own? Zhang face? Don't be afraid, I will grow old with you."

"..." Xie Jinhua suddenly felt that Ke Qi was a little "shameless".He was the only one talking about the truth and irony!

What Shao Rui said was right, Mr. Mu did look in their direction twice more during the Gathering.But Shao Rui was indeed acting affectionate, and the person Mu Lao wanted to see was Xie Jinhua.Although the white face makeup is a bit thick, and even the facial features are unclear at first glance, but everyone can see that Xie Jinhua has a good foundation.

Mr. Mu found out the poem written by Xie Jinhua, read the words first, and couldn't help but say hello, then read the content, and praised it again.

Few people know that in fact, Mr. Mu came back to live in Qiulin Academy to find a closed disciple.About three to five years ago, he had the idea of ​​taking in another disciple, but following the principle of preferring lack over abuse, he picked and picked for so long, but he didn't meet any predestined ones.

On the second day, Shao Rui invited Xie Jinhua and Ke Qi to play in a friend's yard.Meanwhile, there are quite a few other people in the yard.In the academy, these people can be regarded as a small group.Because of Xie Jinhua's good performance in the Gathering, the small group wanted to accept him.

Alcohol is prohibited in the academy, so everyone can only use tea instead of alcohol.

Like people flock together, Shao Rui's friends are naturally good-natured people.Although Ke Qi and Xie Jinhua are newcomers, they will be able to chat with everyone soon.After knowing that Hou Rong's killing was done by Ke Qi, one of them said with emotion: "Ke Di's ingenuity is really admirable."

For a moment, everyone's eyes fell on Ke Qi, and there was some expectation in their eyes.

The young people were still playful, hoping that Ke Qi would come up with another wonderful idea to pass the time.Ke Qi proposed to play truth or dare.This game is very suitable for students to pile up and play.After he finished explaining the rules, everyone responded one after another, and everyone expressed their willingness to participate in the game.

However, because this is their first time playing, everyone is not used to losing their morals, and the game is much less interesting.

Ke Qi pointed out how the winners should punish the losers.Under his suggestion, in the next few rounds of the game, there will be more content in the content of the big adventure, such as "confession to the No. up.

The losers all hated Ke Qi.This kid has too many bad ideas!

Therefore, when Ke Qi became a loser, everyone was unwilling to let him go.Seeing that Ke Qi chose to take a big risk, the winner rolled his eyes, pointed to Xie Jinhua and said to Ke Qi: "I don't want to make it difficult for you, so you can say something strong to Xie Xiandi that can overwhelm him."

Ke Qi narrowed his eyes.Hehe, do you think Xie Jinhua is a petty person?Even if he really overwhelmed Xie Jinhua with words, would Xie Jinhua make him kneel on the washboard, cactus, egg, and remote control after they go back... Oh, there is no remote control now.

Shao Rui booed: "Hurry up, brother Ke Xian, hurry up!"

"Brother Xie, you are my heel." Ke Qi said to Xie Jinhua.

Heel, heel also.What Ke Qi meant was that Xie Jinhua had been stepped on by him all the time, so he was really strong enough.Xie Jinhua is not a person who can't take jokes. Seeing that everyone is booing, he pretended to be annoyed and said: "Oh, so you think so, I will talk about you carefully when I go back!"

"That's right, don't let him go, and say that our brother Xie Xian is the heel!" The winner said, fearing that the world would not be chaotic.

Ke Qi looked at the winner again and asked, "Is my big adventure over?"

The winner felt that Ke Qi's words had already been spoken, and he must be powerless, so he nodded with a smirk.Ke Qi added: "Before the next round of games starts, let me tell you an allusion. In the past, there was a warrior named Achilles, who was born of the Nine Heavens Profound Maiden and mortals..."

"What? No one has such a name. Could it be you who made up this allusion?" Shao Rui asked suspiciously.

Ke Qi's ability to open his eyes and tell lies has always been first-class: "This allusion has been passed down from overseas, and the names of the characters are naturally different from ours. But this Achilles, when he was born, it was prophesied that he would Died in the flames of war. His mother was naturally reluctant, so she immersed him as a baby in the Yellow Spring River. For fear that he would drown, his mother held on to his heels tightly, so only this place was not soaked in the Yellow Spring water. "

Everyone listened carefully.

"Then one day, this Achilles really went to the battlefield. Because he was soaked in the water of the underworld, his whole body was invulnerable. He was very brave on the battlefield, and once turned his side into victory." Ke Qi continued, "It's a pity In the end, someone still broke his weakness, shot an arrow on his heel, and really shot him to death. In other words, this heel is not an ordinary heel, it is the most fatal weakness and vital point of a person ah."

Shao Rui stretched out his fingers and pointed at Ke Qi tremblingly. This kid is so cunning that he even made up an allusion to round up what he said just now!

Ke Qi looked at Xie Jinhua, and smiled at his own boy.Under the sun, this smile looks so clean.Xie Jinhua only felt that there were some inexplicable emotions in his heart.The hustle and bustle around him faded away at this moment, and it seemed that there was only this smile left in his eyes.

When the game continued, Xie Jinhua was always a little absent-minded.

After another round of games, Shao Rui became a loser.The winner was so bad that he asked Shao Rui, who chose to take a big risk, to write a poem for the head of the mountain and read it in front of the head of the mountain.The head of the mountain is a very strict person, how dare Shao Rui make a mistake, he screamed in anxiety.The winner said: "Don't worry, if I am the head of the mountain, if there is a student who loves me, it is too late to be happy, so why would I punish him? You should write poems carefully, and you must write sincerely!"

"Zhai Chengye, do you still have the face to be taller than the mountain? If you are the head of the mountain, then what am I?" Shao Rui scolded with a smile.

Zhai Chengye thought for a while, and said quite seriously: "Then you are my wig." Ke Qi and Xie Jinhua came to joke.He has some language talent, so he learned it vividly.

Gongsun Shanchang had already started to go bald a few years ago, and he couldn't even wear a jade crown when he tied his hair.

Baldness affects the image a lot, so he wears a scarf all year round and wraps his whole head in cloth.In this way, outsiders still think that he is a handsome mountain leader.But once, the treasure bird raised by the head of the mountain didn't know what to do, and flew away with the scarf on the head of the head of the mountain.As a result, everyone saw a scene that was rarely seen in a thousand years.The head of the mountain protected his head as if there was no silver 300 here, while chasing his precious bird and shouting.The almost bald head became a well-known secret.

At this time, ladies wore wigs, and wigs were still very popular, because they could be made into various shapes, but there were basically no wigs for men.But Mrs. Shanchang had an idea, knowing her husband's distress, she specially changed her hair set and made a wig for Shanchang.

With the wig, the head of the mountain looks like a blue silk again.

However, those gentlemen with personality in the academy often teased Shan Chang's wig, and even the students had this habit in private.

"Oh, so I'm just a wig!" Shao Rui said pretending to be sad.

Zhai Chengye put on a look of affection: "In this way, you will be able to dominate over my head!"

Everyone roared with laughter.

Gongsun Shan, who was leading Mu Lao to enjoy the scenery on the middle of the mountain and just walked to the student dormitory area and listened to the entire conversation, turned dark.

Mu Lao looked at the sky silently.Ah, the students are so energetic!It turns out that Gongsun is actually wearing a wig!

Ke Qi saw someone outside the courtyard out of the corner of his eye. Although he didn't know who it was, he saw that he was not dressed like an ordinary student, and he was afraid that it might be a passing gentleman, so he had an idea and tried to wink at everyone. , and said loudly: "I just entered school not long ago, and I didn't know that the head of the mountain wore a wig. However, it's not unusual to come here. After all, people like the head of the mountain are naturally extremely smart!"

The flattery was beautiful and refined, and Gongsun Shanchang's complexion improved slightly.