Archmage Daily Research Report

I watched in bewilderment as the reporter set up the five-star old man, and the five-star old man seemed to be made of slime material. His whole body was limp, his legs were twisted, and he was dragged on the ground, but he didn't notice it. Wept hard and said:

"Don't dare anymore! Don't dare again!"

……I……

I am really completely dumbfounded!

The cameras of the reporters are all aimed at me, uh... I... I have already put away my severed teacher, so, Wu Xingduoji, you, you are not afraid of me, are you?

No... no way? ! ?

Could it be, was it really me who frightened Wuxing Dorji and Lei Nuo into fainting?I looked around in a bit of desperation, and I was sure there wasn't another skeleton, undead, or teacher revealed.

I……

……

The head is getting bigger!I turned to look at Mel as if asking for help, but Mel's face was serious and his jaw was set... I could tell, Mel must want to laugh, but he was holding back!So, I have been misunderstood, it was really me who frightened Lei Nuo and Wuxing Duoji into such a state, and even Mel knew it!He probably already knew!

Renault's words... Yes, I should have known it earlier, he has such a rich imagination, he likes to think about it when he has nothing to do, and he doesn't pay attention to listening to other people's opinions. I really don't know what he will think of me!Could it be that he thought... I was going to take him home and break his neck too?No way!

I'm literally blown away by my own brains!

I would rather lead Damara and the banshee group to the Temple of Light to attend the baptism, and I don't want to be the kind of stingy black mage who would go so far as to turn his ex-boyfriend into a skeleton after breaking up.

Renault...and if Renault really thinks so, I might recommend Anna to teach him how to write novels...It's a waste of imagination not to engage in literary creation!

But in this way, I am really angry, Renault is also my ex-boyfriend anyway, does it mean that we have been together for so long, and he still doesn't understand me at all?Uh... Or, he really didn't listen to what I said before!I remember when we first started dating, he invited me to dinner during the full black moon, and I said straight up, "No, I need to take care of the dead and bones tonight."

... Does he think I'm playing horror games with him!So he really didn't believe that I was a black mage until I summoned the second teacher in front of him!

Hey?

Five-star old man... why are you dizzy again!I was distracted for a while, and he was lying on the ground again!The reporters looked at me excitedly and asked me, "May I ask if you have such a serious face, are you thinking about how to teach him a lesson in the future?"

"Yes, we have already found out that the vice president has bullied you more than once, just because he and Speaker Renault are political enemies."

"Friends from the audience, the information has been updated again. During the days when Lord Fury Flame did not disclose his identity, he actually had a relationship with Chairman Renault, the most popular politician in the Magic Council. Unfortunately, for some unknown reason, they..."

I... well... I can't stop Mel.

Mel said coldly: "Although the speaker's political stance and ambitions are admirable, it's a pity that he is a scumbag in terms of feelings. He once deceived Siprince's feelings."

"...Big news! Chairman Renault turned out to be an emotional scumbag, and what he failed was..."

...You guys, don't add fuel to the fire, can you!

The scene was completely out of control. Although Mel had a cold face, I was sure that he was deliberately tormenting Renault. I was so angry that I stared at him directly. Mel lowered his head obediently, squeezed my palm to calm me down, Well... after all, Mel isn't being selfish every day.

However, the reporters are like goblins who have drunk too much at the moment, dancing and smiling, making people wonder if they use a rusty clockwork in their minds, causing confusion in their thinking. Let's see what they are asking Stupid question, don't you want to go up and pay attention to the information of mechanical fanatics?

...The media industry takes the lead in not doing their job properly, yet dare to write reports and criticize the current citizens for not being conscious of participating in and discussing state affairs?

This was so irritating, I was so angry that I pulled Mel up and wanted to leave, and those reporters blocked me in a swarm, so I was in a bad mood—don’t you all think I’m a terrible black mage!When I got angry, I just waved my hand, and all the reporters were instantly thrown out by my air shield, and then I cast a spell, and all the reporters hung upside down in the air, unable to land for a while.

"Wow ah-"

I was satisfied to hear a scream, and it turned out...it turned out that they were all like this, and they were still patting me with the camera! ?

——Are all journalists nowadays so dedicated to their jobs while being so idle?It just made me dumbfounded!

I simply ignored them and pulled Mel back to the top of the cliff. When we landed, we saw other people tidying up the scene leisurely. Only His Majesty the Dragon Queen was busy—the Dragoons had arrived and were waiting for the Dragon Queen Searched under the command of the Dragon Emperor while drinking a drink, and...

Jasmine...what's the matter with you?Jasmine was actually like an eggplant beaten by frost, she stood in front of the Dragon Emperor with her head down limp!

As soon as my apprentice saw me, he rushed over with tears in his eyes, hugged my waist, and shouted: "Teacher, save me! Save me!"

I hugged my apprentice in astonishment, and the girl pulled my clothes and began to wipe away tears. This time, I couldn't figure it out even more. What was she crying for?It's impossible for Goliath... Could it be that Lei Nuo bullied her?Lei Nuo—Hey, when did Lady Crow come here? She was talking to Lei Nuo. Looking at Lady Crow's expression, I guess they should be talking about something serious, so I won't ask Lei Nuo for now.

"Oh..." Dragon Emperor Agnes sighed over there, and then said to me, "This ignorant little girl is really causing trouble to Your Excellency!"

Well, no trouble, mage apprentices are like this, as a teacher, you have to protect and teach the apprentices, and at the same time, before the apprentices get permission to become teachers, they are all the property of the teacher... Wait!

My eyes widened, even Mel was surprised—

"My daughter not only rejected all the dragons who wanted to be her fighting partner, but also ran away from home and became a mage!" Agnes threw the cup and said angrily, "Fortunately, you didn't lie I, the teacher I am looking for is really a powerful mage, if I find someone like that slime..."

Jasmine hid behind me, with half of her head protruding from under my arm. It seemed that because of the support of the teacher, the girl began to talk back presumptuously: "Then don't be an actress if you have the ability! Don't ask your mother to approve official documents for you, you Take care of the state affairs yourself!"

"I don't want it!" the Dragon Emperor yelled, "Who wants to approve official documents! Your head is so big!"

"Then why do you want me to go back to be the crown prince and approve official documents for you!" Jasmine wiped away her tears and shouted, "I don't! You go and give birth to another crown prince!"

"Do you think it's pulling radishes? You just pull them all over the place! Do you think it's easy to apply for a surrogacy donation!" The Dragon Emperor screamed, "It must be the sperm bank who lied to me! We obviously applied for the knight's sperm back then Donate, I have worked so hard and I am so tired, why did I give birth to a mage! It must be something wrong with my genes!"

"..." The Dragon Queen who was so busy turning around suddenly turned her head and said helplessly, "The child was born from my stomach."

The Dragon Emperor immediately became dumb, bowing his head and curling his hair.

...I...I feel like I'm going to pass out too!I feel like I need to slow down too!

"Jasmine!" I lowered my head and asked the apprentice, "Are you the crown prince of the Holy Dragon Empire?"

Jasmine looked up at me pitifully: "No, I'm just a princess now, and I didn't promise to be the crown prince... So teacher, please take me home, okay, I'm going to be your apprentice, you said Don't drive me away!"

I... Seriously, I knew Jasmine was rich before, but I never thought... she is actually the princess of a country!And she is also the princess of the Holy Dragon Empire, like our federation, the northern country of Carena, although there are also princesses, but I remember that the news broadcast once popularized science. We all belong to the "modern political system", and the royal family is just a country. It's just a symbol of the princess, so counting, the princess who really has actual power is now the only one left in the whole continent, and the only one is actually my apprentice!

When did the princess become so worthless?Will he casually go to the research institute to be an assistant, and even take the initiative to be a cheap apprentice?

While I was taking a break, the mother and daughter were still arguing:

"...you are still avoiding me!" The Dragon Emperor, who had been silent for a while, regained his energy and continued to scold his daughter, "You actually avoided me just now! If it weren't for your mother's good eyesight, you would have slipped away again!"

"You still refuse to give me my autograph!" Jasmine stood behind me, not to be outdone!

"Will you sell my autographed photo for money, thinking I don't know?"

"I'm talking about my school report card!" Jasmine jumped out angrily and shouted, "The teacher asked the parents to sign it. When did you sign it?"

The Dragon Emperor immediately lowered his head guiltily again: "...I was studying at film school at that time... My own report card was signed by your mother..."

I……

Sandwiched between this mother and daughter, I suddenly admired that Dragon Queen!

"Steal money from the national treasury to go to the film academy, or the queen mother pays her wages into it to keep an eye on, otherwise you will be arrested for embezzling and embezzling public funds!" Jasmine became more and more angry, "So, what's wrong with me learning magic! You have What qualifications do you have to control me! You love acting, and I really love painting and magic! So, when the minister has an urgent business, he will ask your mother to decide, instead of going to the queen, the first thing you do when you wake up every day If you read official documents instead of reciting lines, I will go back to the palace with you to be the Crown Prince, otherwise, don’t even think about it!"

Wow...now...is it such a scary thing to be an emperor now?

After I asked this question, the mother and daughter of the Dragon Emperor actually answered in unison: "Of course it's scary! Being an emperor is very busy, so I don't have time to draw pictures (acting in movies)!"

I glanced at Jasmine, and she hurriedly changed her words: "When you're an emperor, you won't have time to practice spells!"

"Everyone doesn't want to succeed, it's probably the biggest scandal of the human royal family in the Holy Dragon Empire." Her Majesty Cynthia turned her head and looked at their mother and daughter helplessly, "You know, knights practice chivalry very much. At that time, there was even a good talk about the crown prince challenging his parents to prove his strength and gaining the throne in advance in the knight country, but it has evolved into today's Holy Dragon Empire, but it has become: the Dragon King always wants to challenge his children, and then loses. Those who do will be arrested and taken to the throne...so over time, the Dragon Emperor's force value is still very high..."

I……

With such an emperor, it's really... too hard for the subjects of this country!

Jasmine was obviously tired from the quarrel, and she took out the potion to quench her thirst.

"Teacher! Let me take you and Teacher Mephistopheles to play in the city!" Jasmine ignored her empress, but said to me, "You have never traveled to Shenglong before! It's nothing for us, so, students, let's take you to play! We can fly to the capital to play, I secretly asked my mother to bring the elf Ruiduo to the palace, and we can take her shopping by the way!"

Well, that's a good idea, and... Speaking of this, it suddenly occurred to me... Could it be... Yes... Um...

Mel was ahead of me at this moment and said very naturally and generously, "Okay, let's go buy a dress!"

what!

My ears started to heat up again, and he squeezed my palm—Mel is really my bosom friend, we totally want to go together!

Anna also came over at this time, and said with a playful smile: "Wow, the teacher is going to become 'Anna'!"

Mel glared at her, but I'm looking forward to it too!Because Anna said that Mel pretended to be a beautiful woman to save her back then, and even such a small elf was attracted by the beauty of the female body Mel, and wanted to use Mel's pseudonym "Anna" at that time as his own name, which shows that, How attractive Mel's version of "Anna" is!

Under my gaze, Mel's cheeks turned red, he smiled sheepishly, and then said, "If Sipe wants to see it too... that's fine."

Mel then used Polymorph on herself, and after a little arcane brilliance, there was a tall, hot beauty standing in front of me!

"Wow!" Even the Dragon Emperor came over, "Wow! You have a good figure!"

...I also want to shout "Wow"!

No wonder the little elf Anna was fascinated!The beautiful woman that Mel turned into had a proud appearance. His facial lines became softer, and his facial features became softer, and no matter whether it was the chest, waist or buttocks, they all had perfect curves, protruding forward and backward. The slender waist is connected to the round buttocks, and the long legs are even more beautiful!His long hair has also turned into curly wavy hair, and there are two strands that are not very well-behaved, hanging down from the ears in a crooked way, attracting attention, I can't help but want to help him tidy up this strand of hair, but the result Just touched his white and lovely earlobe...

Well……

"Teacher, teacher! You should be transformed too!" Jasmine suddenly took my hand and begged me, "Well, I also want to see the teacher transform into a beautiful woman, it must be very pretty!"

I...I can't, I'm definitely not as beautiful as Mel!I couldn't help looking at Mel, who was staring at me too—

"Sipe!"

The female version of Mel said to me in an elegant voice, "I want to watch it too! Change it!"

Mel turned into a woman, our mage's arcane transformation will only change the external shape, so of course it will not change the structure of the vocal cords, his voice is actually his own voice, so Mel is now a relatively deep voice Tall and beautiful, but probably because of her appearance, I think Mel's female version's voice is also very pleasant, and he also uses a long tail to act like a baby!

...How can I control this!

Since Mel also said the same, then I gave it a try, but I was a little embarrassed, and slowly chanted the spell, and applied Transfiguration to myself-this gender-changing spell is a spell with accurate effects. The fixed formula magic is not an illusion, so I can't control myself whether I will become a beauty or become very ordinary, so I am also very disturbed.

After the light fades...uh...

I lowered my head, and before I had time to look at my figure, I saw Mel's slender hands grabbing my chest...

"This..." I couldn't help but raised my eyebrows and looked at Mel, looking at him playfully, my apprentices gasped obviously, and the Dragon King was even more exaggerated, she actually went to cover the two girls from left to right The eyes... oh, it's just too much nonsense.

And Mel's face turned red.

"...Sipe, you are too cute, so...you can't hold back..." Mel said to me obviously very guilty.