Archmage Daily Research Report

"..." I stretched out my hand in embarrassment... This is really just a meaningless movement, I will never hold back a forbidden spell!

No, no, you...don't cry! ! !

The federal reporter was holding his arm by his colleagues and was crying bitterly!Everyone looked at him with pity... oh my god!I... didn't I say that everyone is not afraid of the black mage now?Why are you crying like this?I'm really not the kind of black mage in the legend who would turn passers-by into frogs casually, and I've said many times, we mages don't turn people into frogs, that's what witches do!

But I looked around, and I think it should be the reporter's own problem. I don't see any other reporters crying like this!Oh, maybe he himself remembered that he wrote an article criticizing me?However, I am really a mature mage, I am not a young and energetic apprentice, so of course I will not get angry because of this, let alone do anything to ordinary people.

"Excuse me! Your Excellency, Flame of Fury, are you really... a low-level employee of the Oslant Federal Government?" A reporter pushed away the crying colleague, squeezed in, and asked very excitedly.

I couldn't help stepping back half a meter, I think this reporter has... the posture to pounce on me!He must be pretending to be an abyss ogre!And when he asked this question, the person behind him... all burst into tears.

"Uh..." I thought for a while, the academician of the Federation's two-star research institute is really not high-level, so I nodded.

"Wow..." The reporters on the opposite side let out a uniform exclamation.

Another reporter interjected: "However, I heard that the Federal National Academy of Magic, even the lowest professional academician qualification is difficult to pass, but your magic skills are so good, it should be easy, right?"

No, no, it's really hard!

So I said: "It's really hard to test, even for me, I think it's too difficult! Because their assessors are too low-level, they can't understand what you are doing. When I was assessing basic spells, I accidentally I used a few ancient spells, which led to a very low score. And it is really unreliable to use a computer system to record spells. This kind of review method is very inflexible and rigid. For example, if the mage casts a spell that does not The recorded original spell, the computer will directly judge it as unqualified, that's really bad!"

Speaking of this, Mel seemed to be more angry than me who witnessed it. He said to the reporter: "It's unimaginable! Siplins' research on the restoration of ancient teleportation arrays is considered useless research! And in their research institute What is the award-winning item? It's a massager!"

The eyes of the reporters seemed to be glued to me, and they seemed to be playing a game of staring. Their eyes were wide open, and when they found that I was looking at them, they collectively let out an "ah" together with some deliberately forced coughs. Voice.

Mel seemed to be getting angrier as he talked...

"Besides, their vice-principal actually suspended Siprins from his position! A half-baked sorcerer who can't get rid of the transfiguration!" Mel said this with a particularly excited tone, which made me feel funny At the same time, I couldn't help feeling warm in my heart, and hurriedly stroked Mel's back to calm him down—even I wasn't so angry myself, but Mel was always angry about what happened to me...Mel is really...so bright God send me a gift!

what!wrong!

Speaking of Dorji, was he suspected of being thrown off a cliff just now?

I looked down with some concern, I didn't want to see a lump of smashed slime juice, and the former name of these juices was Dorji!Oh, it's called Duoji. Is it the right name this time?

I immediately turned around to see if the battle on the Dragon King's side was over, so I could go down to the cliff to save Dorji, but... I was dumbfounded again!

——The huge black dragon has disappeared, (he appeared very suddenly, and disappeared without a sound. Of course, the dragon knight can summon the dragon to his side through the contract, and the dragon can also summon the knight in turn, but... Such a big black dragon! How long did His Majesty the Dragon Emperor practice until he was completely unobtrusive and completely unobtrusive? I even wondered nonsensically, could it be that he was stuffed in a different dimension under the skirt of the dress!) Goliath seems to be very good at dealing with the media, because I didn't find any trace of him and Xuefeng, and even Jasmine ran away. The miserable mech pilot and masked man, and...

I couldn't help covering my eyes... because I saw a, um, His Majesty the Dragon Emperor who was crying so hard.

At this moment, she was lying powerlessly in the arms of His Majesty Cynthia, the Dragon Queen, wiping her tears, biting her soft red lips, patting her heart non-stop, and making a look of "Although I'm so scared that I don't know I'm at a loss, but I still have to try my best to be strong and wipe away my tears."

So Mel and I fell into a deep silence.

"Your Majesty the Dragon Emperor!" The reporters cheered, "Your Majesty the Dragon Emperor is out of danger! Did His Excellency Fury Flame save you? Just now your cage was thrown off the cliff, everyone saw it through the live broadcast, and the camera lens in your hand It was also broken, so now netizens are particularly worried about your safety, it is great that you are safe and sound!"

The Dragon Emperor raised his head and glanced at the reporters.

Having worked as a black mage for so many years, I am already very sensitive to the prediction of danger, so at this moment, I suddenly have an extremely ominous premonition...

I saw Agnes the Dragon King struggling to stand up, staggering to come over, holding her torn white dress (there was blood on it, so the Dragon King looked particularly poignant, but I think these reporters If I knew that the blood was sprayed by the enemy who was seriously injured and broke his leg when His Majesty the Dragon King beat up the mecha fighters, I might not rush to help the Dragon King), the reporters hurried over and landed on the cliff. And Mel also followed, who knows, she grabbed my hand!

——I was so scared that I trembled a bit, and almost habitually summoned my second teacher!

"Yes!" His Majesty the Dragon Emperor's tears ran across his fair face again (how did she manage to be imprisoned for a long time, fight continuously, and cry, with no makeup at all? Besides, she can cry when she wants to, no wonder The TV series played by His Majesty the Dragon King are very popular), "The kind-hearted Lord Black Mage saved me! You can't imagine that in despair, I suddenly saw the boundless flames of hell blooming in front of my eyes, and Lord Flame of Rage I was so shocked at that moment when it fell from the sky like this..."

At this moment, I was also extremely shocked!

I was horrified to hear the Dragon King start exaggerating my heroic feat of saving her. In her description, I felt that I had become a righteous and good knight like Lu Sien, desperate to save the kidnapped princess... Uh, no, She's an actress, even at the expense of getting hurt...

"...At the same time, I would also like to thank you, the great 'Evil Shadow Controller'!" Dragon Emperor said, nodding "weakly" at Mel, with crystal teardrops hanging on his slender and curly eyelashes, "Evil Shadow Controller Your Excellency shot down so many magic warplanes by himself, it was he who, with his superb magic skills, defended the sacred sky of my holy dragon..."

I can feel that Mel is trying to bear it, not to cast a curse on the Dragon Emperor and become an accomplice of kidnappers.

"Wow!" The reporters turned to Mel in unison, and then they... um, you didn't recognize Mel just now?Are you all looking at me?Not so!So they raise their cameras and camcorders again...

Oops!

After landing, Mel and I were hugging each other habitually! ! !

"Excuse me, what is the relationship between the two! Are they lovers?" A reporter immediately asked.

Mel was ahead of me and said, "The proposal has been made."

"Congratulations to the two of you!!! You are such a good match!" The reporters showed their sincere surprise, and the cameras and cameras kept filming and filming at us, which made me really nervous.

"So, may I ask who pursued whom?"

I opened my mouth, but I saw Mel out of the corner of my eye... Mel looked at me shyly, then lowered his head, took my hand and said, "Sipe is so good, I am deeply attracted by him So of course I am pursuing him! Besides, I have to work extra hard to be worthy of him!"

I……

Don't do that!Mel!No, you can't praise me unprincipled in front of the camera like this!

My brain couldn't control my mouth for a moment, and I heard myself say: "No, you are obviously better. I watched the video of you fighting against the army of half-orcs on the Internet many, many times! And I I don’t even dare to express that I like you, that’s why I’m worried that I’m not worthy of you!”

"No! Xipe is the greatest black mage in the whole world! After so many years, there is still only one incident that can barely be brought to the table, but you... Xipe, what you do every day is so meaningful , you are constantly learning, improving, and constantly exploring new knowledge!" Mel took my hand, his blue eyes were full of firm light, and he said loudly, "It's me who can be with you Greatest achievement of my life!"

Stop it, stop it, Mel!I……

Huh?

...We didn't petrify the reporter, did we...?

The Dragon Emperor didn't know when he came to Mel's side, took Mel's hand, and stuffed my hand into Mel's palm, and said with tears in his eyes, "Wuuu, Your Excellency Madsen, I'm really too sweet!" Glad—you are finally together with my male god—Your Excellency Flame of Rage! I can't believe that there is such a despicable scumbag as to deceive His Excellency Flame of Rage, oh, my heart really hurts! So, Although my male god is too good-tempered and doesn't care about scumbags at all, please seek justice for him and cherish him!"

"Of course I will! Thank you, Your Majesty." Mel immediately didn't want to throw the curse at the Dragon Emperor.

amount……

and many more……

Your Majesty the Dragon Emperor, how did you know about this! ! !

I feel like I have also been petrified!I... no!

——At this moment, I suddenly realized that I needed to use techniques such as "torture to extract a confession" and "torture" on these two little girls, Jasmine and Anna!These two children—didn't they say that the novels and comics they have published now have never mentioned our true identity?I have already confiscated the article they wrote in the kidnapper's cage last time!

If the two of them published it secretly without the teacher's knowledge, and lied and deceived the teacher according to the "virtues of the dark elves", then I will let them know what the virtues of the black mage are!

"...Moreover, those ignorant politicians of the Federal Research Institute, woo woo woo, actually bullied my male god because of that scumbag! They are still talking nonsense, my male god entered the research institute because of being adopted... Ha ha , As far as that research institute, my male god waved his hand and leveled it!" The Dragon Emperor said while crying, "If it weren't because the male god is really gentle, the Federation would have destroyed the country long ago!"

Wow!

Not so exaggerated!I'm not interested in destroying the country!Dragon Emperor, you are over acting!Does His Majesty the Dragon Queen care about it?

I stared at the numbness on Cynthia's face, who was supporting my wife...I...

I could only watch in despair as the Dragon Emperor spouted nonsense, the reporters nodded their heads seriously, looking like they were fighting against each other, and the reporter from the Federation... Well, he has passed out...

"So, what do you want to say to the federal government now?" A reporter suddenly put the microphone in front of me.

Uh... I really have nothing to say about the federal government, because I really don't understand politics!But I still kind of want to ask you reporters—how did you manage to arrive at the scene in the first time no matter what happened?

As a result, those reporters all surrounded me and asked me what I plan to do to the Federation next... what to do?Your use of words is very dissonant!

I... hey... I'm really a law-abiding black mage, okay?Can you trust me once?

I... I stared at the camera in a daze for a long time in embarrassment, I really couldn't say a word, because I was very nervous!I can't talk to the camera like Renault at all. This is even more difficult than restoring a broken ancient magic circle!I... oh, yes!

I said, "The kidnappers threw the hostages down just now, I need to go down immediately and rescue the hostages!"

As I said that, I quickly pulled Mel up and jumped out of the cliff together with him. The reporters behind me jumped down, yelling, and they were still yelling: "Ahh! Your Excellencies, two archmages, you Forgot to chant the spell of flying!!!"

I feel very powerless... Why do I have to chant the flying spell?The interviewing skills of these reporters are very high, and the professional level of magic is too bad. I am falling and not rising to a high altitude. Why do I have to chant the spell of flying, and the flying spell is not an ancient dangerous forbidden spell, and I have to stand on the ground Do you have to say the spell before you can cast it?

The other reporter was fairly advanced, and he yelled, "Slow Falling Technique! Slow Falling Technique!!!"

...It's a pity that he is also a half-baked guy.

With the help of gravity, Mel and I quickly fell from the cliff. The terrain in this area is very undulating. Although the Glory Fortress we explored just now is in the "underground", due to the difference in terrain, the place where the five-star slime was thrown, The bottom is still very high, if you use the slow falling technique so quickly, you won't be able to float for a year or a half!

Well, the ground has been seen!

Mel and I looked at each other and smiled while using teleportation. In the next second, we had crossed the last distance steadily and stood on the ground.

Damn!

What a coincidence!

——On the ground, where we fell, was a sticky green slime!The twitching transparent body on his body was still shaking. Mel pinched him with the hands of a magician, checked it, and found that the slime had just fallen out of shape. When Mel played him last time, he gave him Neither the bounce spell nor the guardian spell was effective, so he landed on the ground and played for a long time—because he made a mess of the grass, so I judged that he must have been playing for a long time, and finally stopped!

Sure enough, it is really Dorje!Fortunately, we came down, otherwise he would be in trouble if he was caught and sold to a pet store.

Mel immediately cast a spell to dispel his own spell, and with a pop, a...

Huh?

really!

I was stunned again!

Where did Dorje's fat belly go?The little old man lying on the ground looks of moderate figure, but his stomach is slightly protruding, he is not fat at all!The five-star old man who is not fat actually looks a little handsome!

... Sure enough, it's no wonder that Jasmine and the others always yell that boys must not be fat, because a small belly is the killer of all male gods.

I couldn't help thinking of Mel's abs, um...Although he is a mage, Mel still has a mermaid line!It feels great to the touch!I couldn't help recalling the feeling of my fingers touching my abdominal muscles, and my ears were a little hot... Mel suddenly came over, and I saw his ears were also red, and sure enough, Mel leaned against my ear and whispered: " Xipei, can I touch your abdomen next time, I think the lines of your waist and abdomen are very beautiful!"

Of course you can!I nodded decisively, so Mel giggled, looking a little silly, and I couldn't help but reach out and pinch his face.

The five-star old man struggled to get up from the ground. I turned my head and met his dizzy eyes. Unexpectedly, the five-star old man was so dizzy that he could still recognize me at a glance. He immediately jumped like usual. I got up and pointed at me and yelled: "Siplins! What are you, you, you, what are you doing here! Don't you know that there are mechanical fanatics here, you crappy mage, are you looking for death? !"

Then I heard the reporters who landed on the ground let out gasping sounds, as if the witches stuffed frogs in their throats and the trachea was stuck, and they fell into a ball on the ground with a crackling sound, one by one falling miserably , Many people were hit by the floating jetpack they were carrying, whooping whooping.

Hmm... I feel a little sympathetic to the five-star old man. He has been a mage for so long, but his magic is still at this level, and his vision is not good. It's really pitiful.