Archmage Daily Research Report

I had no idea how I crawled back home that day, the first time I was too lazy to deal with reporters, even if a third-rate tabloid paparazzi asked me why I like leopard-print underwear...I didn't want to answer him...Back After getting home, I found myself in the laboratory for a long time in a daze...

Today is the weekend, as usual at this time...

Yes, today is the weekend.

On weekends, Siprins would spend time in my lab, making something I couldn’t see what it was, and then reluctantly dragged out to dinner by me, and occasionally I could see it, and he would dislike me for buying flowers.

It’s just that Ciprins never told me. Once we celebrated our anniversary, I held a large bouquet of 99 red roses specially recommended to me by the florist. That was the first time I discovered Ciprinces. I don't like... I even hate the flowers I sent, I hid the engagement ring in the bouquet, and it turned out...

Seeing such a large bouquet of flowers, Xiprins looked stunned. Before I could speak, he blurted out: "How many plants will be cut...cough!" His words came to an abrupt end No, the complexion is not particularly natural.

... Alas, I'm such a fool, why didn't I find out that Xiprins is so soft-hearted, and even the life of flowers is so pity.

So I don't want to propose in an atmosphere where there is no ambiguity and surprise. When I redesign the way of marriage proposal...

Now... Xiprins has been carried away by someone else!

I made up my mind this morning that I had to forget about my teenage fantasies, and by the end of the night my boyfriend had been stolen by my teenage fantasies!

I……

I seem to be dreaming.

And it's a nightmare, the kind that is forbidden to watch below the horror level limit.

——Why would a world-class archmage like Mephisto go to make friends with people from the Federal National Institute of Magic and set his sights on a junior academician?Don't tell me that they are being recruited as apprentices, the two of them are not too different in age!Would Doug introduce Cyprince to Mephisto?I don't believe this, even if Doug went to curry favor, he would bring his own favorite student with him.

So I've been in a trance these days.

But I didn't expect that this is not over, far from over!I began to wonder if I was cursed by my political opponents, and I needed to go to the Temple of Light to purify with holy water?Otherwise... Could it be that I was punished by the God of Light because I deceived Xiprins?Then if I soak in holy water, will I be soaked to death?

A more frightening thing happened: As the speaker of the magic council, I need to visit Mephisto with the prime minister... because Mephisto, he... He actually built a tower in the capital?He tore down a residential complex and built a... mage's tower?No, no, it's not a tower-shaped house, it's a mage's tower!The kind of mage tower with magic power!

I don't know if I should be surprised that he was able to erect a tower on the ground overnight, or whether I should be surprised that he completed the approval procedures required by the government to build a mage's tower in a few hours, and also demolished a high-end residential area...

Oh my god... have you even started preparing for the wedding room?

Impossible, impossible!

No no, Renault, calm down!How long have they known each other?Xiprins is not the kind of cheerful young man, he even thinks it is inappropriate to wear short sleeves, he must wear mage robes, I don't believe he will be open enough to get married directly!Even if the opponent is Mephisto!

I do not believe!

still have a chance!

Renault, you still have a chance to--

...Fuck!

The next day, I was in that majestic and gorgeous mage tower, watching Doug being turned into a green slime by the tower owner Mephisto!Because he said something bad about Cyprince!And Mephisto... Mephisto said that Xiprins is also the owner of this tower...

I……

Why does my face hurt a little?

I am also a mage, of course I know that if a mage tower has two masters, then there can only be a relationship between them!Mate!

It is not the same as joint property after marriage. The so-called owner of the Mage Tower is not like ordinary real estate. Just write a name on the real estate certificate. The Mage Tower has magic power, so the tower owner needs to fully control every magic power in the tower. , For every magic defense, the spiritual power of the tower owner is connected with the magic tower. If there are two masters in this tower, then the spiritual power of the two mages will be connected!

If it wasn't for love to the death, who the hell would bind his spiritual power to another person!

I……

Probably the only consolation is that it's nice to see Doug turned into a slime...

That slime...is so elastic!

Then I heard Mephisto explain it to us... no, to be honest, it was explained to Siprins alone next to him!He said he put a Rebounding Charm on Doug... Ever since Siplins came in, I think we're just air, air!The speaker of the Magic Council is a fart!The Federal Prime Minister is a fart!The Speaker of the Federal Congress is still a fart, she is still a female fart!

—The tower is full of the sour taste of love! ! !

I seem to be dreaming!

One, a terrible nightmare!

Even if it is prohibited to watch, this is already an excessive horror movie that is forbidden to be watched by all ages!

... Is it too late for me to cry bitterly in front of the statue?

I went to the bar that night and drank a lot of wine, so drunk that the Prime Minister personally sent me a text message to mock me. The Prime Minister said, the speaker of the Federal Magic Council, why can't you find someone, why hang yourself on a tree...

No, what do you know...

I looked at the glass and thought that there would never be any sobering potion made by Siprins himself.

There will be no second Simpsons in the world.

I sighed, wondering if it was the effect of alcohol, I suddenly found myself wanting to cry.

When I was in love with Sip, I was full of thoughts, Sip is like Mephisto here, Sip is like Mephisto when he does this expression, and I am for Sip I am secretly delighted by Lin Si's tranquility and simplicity... But now, I find that there is a big difference between the two of them.

Mephisto is an internationally renowned archmage, he is proud and flamboyant, and with this capital, he is like a sharp knife, he poked such a conspicuous tower in the most prosperous place of the federal capital. In terms of location, he does his own way, just like the most standard black mage in the legends, he acts willfully and recklessly, and the frightening thing is that he has this ability to be willful.

And Cypress...

Siprince is too quiet, he almost never does anything eye-catching, even when queuing on the sidewalk, he is used to walking behind the crowd, but he is also very independent, although the level of magic is definitely not as good as Mephisto A little finger, but mentally he was as strong as an archmage, and Doug was always looking for trouble because of me, but he never complained about me, and never once complained about Doug to me.

Siplins is the kind of guy who lives the most ordinary life and is satisfied with books.

Alas... I must have drunk too much, I...

I miss Cyprince so much, there will never be any hangover potions made by him in the future, I forgot how much I would get drunk until I found out that I was walking in circles...

I lost him after I found out I was really attracted to Cyprince.

possible……

There won't be another chance.

……

I need some time to get used to the days without Cyprince, I was bored scrolling through social media, and found that the trending search was Mephisto again...

Now as long as I mention him, I will think of the person who is bound to him.

Just... what if I want to drink more!There are already a lot of news on the Internet, such as "the magic speaker has met a murderous hand", "the legendary mage despised the authority of the speaker and turned him into a sheep", and "the speaker confessed that the evil shadow manipulator was defeated". Alcoholism is a hangover" news!

Thanks to Doug's self-sacrifice, which attracted Mephisto's firepower more than I did.

I turned into a sheep, and I was turned back in a few minutes, Doug...Doug is still a green lump, placed on the hospital bed, poking it will bounce up, and it bounces quite high...

Excluding my personal grievances and political antagonisms with him, I can only say with conscience that his green is the most disgusting green I have ever seen!Although the skin is relatively smooth, it just looks sticky, which may be due to the turbidity of the color. I don’t know if it’s because the body is too fat. There are strange irregular color patches, and it looks like it is stuffed with rags that have been entangled in seaweed, spit on, and wiped with big snot, and its texture also looks like snot.

It's like a group of flu patients collectively wiped their noses, and they piled up into piles, and they were half-dried to make the noses firmer and stronger.

Ugh... so disgusting.

Oh my god, on the Internet, I showed Slime Doug to reporters that day, and the video they shot actually surpassed Mephisto's and became the number one most searched?

Netizens, what taste does this have!

Huh?

Etc., etc!

I sat up in a jerk, and suddenly I saw someone post a status——

"@狗龙战士是一个魔法少女: Why didn’t you turn the speaker into a slime? He’s the right color. Who made him mess around with people online every day? His team often promotes his civilian lover, have you all forgotten? As soon as he turned his head to pursue Archmage Mephisto, the human setup collapsed! Becoming a sheep is really cheap, guess what would his commoner lover turn into if he was a terrifying black mage? @全晋江最正的的Writer elf, guess what!"

My eyes widened, yeah... oh my god!

PR crisis!

I clicked on the comments subconsciously, and the first hot comment:

"The name of the owner of po is domineering. Didn't Shenglong invite you to drink tea? But the speaker has never taken his so-called lover out of the country, and he has never seen anyone in some occasions that require the speaker's partner to attend. How can you be so sure that he has a partner? What the fuck is set up by the media, you still have to tell me what the media is good for."

I am a little relieved, I have never let Siplins participate in my political activities, because he doesn't like it, so I have never forced him, and now it seems that this is a blessing in misfortune, the public should not have " Conclusive proof that the Magic Chancellor is mentally derailed".

The second most popular comment, the person in Ninety's po main circle:

"@全晋江最正的改略的写作小儿: Oh, ho! Turn into a skeleton, let’s ask, the skeleton is great, the bones are white and tender, and there are many holes in the body. If you catch a few orcs or something, you can use every hole. Give him [beep] full [beep], and let his own soul watch by him. After so many free cannons over the years, I can’t be entangled, right? Give him all the [beep] before. !"

"@狗龙战士is a magical girl: Ma'am, you are dirty!"

After a while, probably my assistant also found this content with a lot of views, and then the message sent by the above writer was reported and deleted.

Alas... Cyprince... he is so soft-tempered, black mage?I admit that my actions hurt him deeply, but Siplins... Really, the calmer he is, the more guilty I feel, because if it were me, I would want to kill him. If Siplins is a black mage, Hehe, then I guess I should be lying in his laboratory at this moment, torn apart, disassembled to every component, and still alive, watching the black mage use my intestines to fill the potion!

I really hate myself for being ignorant in the past!

Really, I very much hope that Siplins will come over. You can beat me and scold me. I can still... and have a chance to explain and pray. For many days now, Siplines seems to have forgotten me, so I just Thinking of the lump of waste left after he squeezed the slime juice, he threw it away without any hesitation.

Ugh……

Soon, I realized again that I might have really been abandoned by the God of Light, and I seemed to have seen my own future torn apart and bloody!

Because I soon discovered that Xiprins...he is really a black mage!Ah-ah...I...ah...

In the end, when will I die?