Archmage Daily Research Report

As soon as we entered the research institute, before I even walked into the office, I suddenly saw (the last thing I want to see) a five-star old man rushing towards me aggressively. Tight... No wonder Mel finds it ugly. I have carefully seen the five-star old man wearing this dress, and I really want to throw this dress away after I go back!

"Haha! I found out!" the five-star old man said proudly.

what?

I immediately became vigilant, with absolute protection and teleportation under my tongue, always on guard against guards rushing over, how did the five-star old man find me?Could it be that I underestimated him on weekdays, he has been using his abundant fat to cover up the inner unfathomable magical power?Even the journalists haven't dug out my identity, how could he know?It's over, if the five-star old man uses it to add fuel and jealousy, my identity as a black mage will definitely be characterized as a potential stock demon king, and the federation will officially arrest me. It cannot be portrayed as a positive image of a black mage, so...

"You still want to lie to me! You and Renault broke up a long time ago! Hahaha!" His fingers stretched out in front of the tip of my nose, and I could see the curly hair on them.

amount……

I think such ups and downs are a test of determination!God knows I almost considered killing my mouth just now...ahem, no...it was thinking about running away.

Jasmine didn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

I didn't blame Jasmine, because I also wanted to laugh a little bit. The five-star old man has been conspiring to calculate the dissatisfaction with the credits. First, he used all kinds of crappy methods to provoke Renault, and he also showed his attitude towards me openly, making Renault feel okay. Just fix him, and severely suppress the research institute's various project approvals and financial audits, making the five-star old man fatter every year.

Alas, this is what happens when magic is not enough and politics is not enough.

The five-star old man looked at me viciously, raised his chin, and seemed quite satisfied. He probably thought that Jasmine was pandering to him, so he nodded in a serious manner: "It's all right now, Xiprins, no one can give you anything anymore. Back it up, just wait and see, haha! Why, don’t you know that Renault has already dumped you? It’s like throwing away a rag! A poor little academician, who thinks he has got a high-ranking speaker, is shameless I thought it was love, and then I didn’t pay attention to the vice president in charge of the research institute—me! The result! Haha, he confessed his love to Archmage Mephisto in the movie theater last night, and they were all filmed The photos are posted on the Internet!"

Huh?

This... How do you say this, Internet rumors?Renault didn't confess to Mel, if he really confessed, he wouldn't be a sheep, maybe he would be a roasted whole sheep.

I couldn't help being dumbfounded.

The five-star old man was obviously pleased by my expression, he proudly took out his mobile phone, on it... well, it really is a Renault Sheep.

"Haha, and your Excellency Madsen rejected him, hahahaha, look, a generation of speaker, was turned into a sheep in public, if it were me, I would jump off a building hahahaha--and you, your speaker, would rather be big The mage Mephisto turned into a sheep and refused to be with you, oh, how touching the sincere love of Chairman Renault is, unfortunately, not with you! Hahahahaha!"

Alas... I'm sorry, Renault, you turned into a sheep and were photographed and uploaded. The movie really killed people, otherwise Mel wouldn't be so impulsive, but... I realized at the same time that you can fall to your death by jumping off a building, five stars Old man, do you really not know how to slow down?

God, a mage who can't slow down.A mage who can't slow down?A mage who doesn't know how to slow down! ! !

Fortunately, this is not my apprentice, otherwise I would have used Hellfire to disinfect and sterilize him, he can't slow down and brush his face on social networking sites!

When I came back to my senses, the five-star old man walked away with a smug smile, leaving Jasmine and me standing where I was. Indeed, he took out his mobile phone, logged into his social account, and told me that the photos of Renault turning into sheep are indeed everywhere, and it is already No. 2 in the hot search, No. 1... Well, No. 1 is me.

In the video, a pitch-black magic fire is burning beside the black mage, and the black robe is fluttering. Is there a scorched cyborg screaming and twitching in the flames?

Good thing I didn't show my face.

"Wow, after your Excellency the Speaker became a sheep, your popularity has not dropped but increased!" Jasmine exclaimed, "Everyone says the Speaker Sheep is so cute, I really want to hug him!"

Hmm... Renault who turned into a sheep is really cute.

Meaty, white and fluffy, eyes wide open, circling anxiously, and opening his mouth to make a bleating sound...

Well... where can I buy a sheep?

"Huh?" Jasmine tilted her head, "If you want to buy sheep, you should go to the farm or the fresh produce wholesale market."

"No... I'm not talking about slaughtered meat sheep, I mean clean and lovely sheep that are kept as pets."

"My God! Teacher, who would treat a sheep as a pet these days!" Jasmine looked at me, as if she saw a five-star old man stripping and dancing.

...So, these days, you all keep magic raw materials as pets?How cute are sheep, but how cute are black widow poisonous spiders?Although it is also furry, a furry sheep will make people want to kiss and hug, while a giant furry spider will only make people stand upright and scream physiologically. There is a big difference between the two kinds of furry .

After a while, the assistant who ran errands in the yard brought me a transfer order, and Jasmine took it and thanked her: "Thank you, officer."

The errand assistant gave me a sympathetic look and left.

"Teacher...he is the administrative officer in the courtyard, not an errand assistant..."

"But isn't doing something the same as doing something? So, it's still running errands." I said.

Jasmine sighed: "You said you were running errands... Teacher, it's over, you have really become an assistant."

I took it over and took a look, um... well, I guessed it a long time ago, there was a lot of nonsense on it, and I carefully accused me of the crime of blowing up the laboratory of the research institute. The words were very harsh, as if I was bombing It killed half of the Federation, not just an experimental accident... Or an experimental accident in which no one was injured!Then it said that my assistant and I are now assistants, and we are going to be assistants to a new academician.

The new mage is called Amos, and he is said to be highly valued by the five-star old man.

"God teacher!" Jasmine handed me a set of assistant uniforms, and said quietly, "You must not call the five-star old man in front of the master mage in charge, in case that guy is sued!"

"But, isn't he a five-star old man?"

Full of despair, Jasmine said, "He is in charge of the vice president..."

Well, it turns out that I have been calling it wrong all the time. It is not the five-star old man, but the vice president with many things, but I think the five-star old man is more fluent.

I nodded, and soon enough, my other assistants came, and they looked at me in silence, Kuwait visibly crying with eyes like walnuts.

"Let's go." I told them.

My assistants obediently followed me to report in the new laboratory. During the period, no one spoke or played with their mobile phones. I thought I was leading the team to a funeral. Why should they be silent? I taught it before They have a lot of useful knowledge, and they will definitely perform better than other assistants. The new head mage will definitely praise them, and they may get a raise and promotion.

I heard a soft whisper behind me, it seemed that Kuwait was talking to the person next to me: "...what's so important, it's not that I climbed into the bed of the five-star old man..."

"Oh my god... why are you starting to call me a five-star old man, don't cause trouble for Mr. Field..."

When I turned around, they all showed smiling faces—that very standard consoling smile that would only be shown when persuading the family members of the deceased to mourn, so that I couldn't bear to reprimand them.

After we arrived at the laboratory, we found that the mage named Amos hadn't come. Soon, an errand from the experimental group... Well, the director came to inform that the mage in charge couldn't come due to something, and the assistants could do it in the laboratory first. Material handling, etc.

Kuwait said bitterly: "It is estimated that he will not be able to get out of the five-star old man's bed. It is hard to imagine, does that fat man have such a good waist strength?"

I simply and decisively dropped a ban this time. As a mage, how can I look at problems with such filthy thoughts?

Because this is a new laboratory, there is no material to deal with at all, so I spot-checked their spells, especially in Kuwait, this kid couldn't hold back any sparks in the muted state, which made me really angry and banned Can't release the spell, this kind of mage, are you a singer?Eat with your throat?Do you want me to send you to the draft?

The spells failed one by one. When it came to eating, they were so happy that they almost danced and took me to the restaurant of the research institute to eat. I used to have no fixed lunch time when I was doing experiments. They all ordered meals to eat. I I suspect that they dragged me to the restaurant not because they finally became diligent and stopped ordering food at home, but because I couldn't test their spells in the restaurant.

Heh, do you really think that I won't be able to continue the assessment?

I cast a strong bonding spell on everyone, their hands are stuck to their trousers at the moment and they can’t move. If they want to eat, they have to use the hovering spell to precisely control the plate to eat, and they have to use magic Get the food into your mouth, whoever dares to eat it all over your face, go back and assign extra homework immediately!

They cried and chirped one by one, lined up, and went to cook generously as if they were dying.

At this time, the big screen in the restaurant suddenly started broadcasting the noon news.

In addition to the successful conclusion of the summit (that's really good, Mel doesn't have to suffer anymore), he also talked about the topic of Renault's speaker being turned into a sheep in public. To my surprise, the speaker's transformation into a sheep really made Renault popular. Even the support rate shown by the polls has risen.

Look, sure enough everyone's aesthetics are normal, fluffy sheep are cute.

"...In addition, there is a sensational news that the Archmage Mephisto Madsen recently purchased all the real estate in a high-end residential area located in Shengguang City, the capital. Analysts thought that this outstanding mage was about to enter the real estate industry Unexpectedly, in the early hours of this morning, the citizens who got up early to do morning exercises discovered that all the buildings in that community had been demolished, and the whole community had undergone earth-shaking changes. There was no sign of this tower yesterday evening, and no one knows how the legendary archmage built such a large mage tower overnight..."

"... Relevant experts are here to popularize science through this station. The mage's tower is a unique building, which is different from ordinary buildings such as water towers and TV towers. The mage's tower is a special building that contains magic power. It can even Therefore, Lord Renault, the chairman of the Magic Council, reminded all citizens that the tower construction permit of Lord Mephisto was approved by the government. Citizens, please do not rush into a mage's mage tower out of curiosity. Especially fans, please be sensible, because trespassing on the mage tower may be attacked by the tower defense system..."

Wow!I couldn't help but smile with joy, Mel has already prepared the tower!

It is estimated that I can move in within two days!

"...The reporter found that all the shooting equipment failed as soon as he got close to the surrounding area of ​​the mage tower, so the reporter could only dictate the spectacular scene of the mage tower. Although this tower is not as tall as the skyscrapers of the capital, it belongs to The personal property of the legendary Archmage Mephisto has such a majestic tower in the capital where every inch of land is expensive. The Archmage’s move is quite capricious... The entire tower is black, and it is a kind of matte magic stone by visual inspection The windows and doors are ornately carved, possibly some kind of magical creature, but the reporter did not recognize such a creature..."

"...At present, people from all walks of life are sending invitations to the Archmage, hoping to come to celebrate the Archmage's housewarming. However, there are currently no visitors entering the tower. After everyone enters the outer territory of the Mage Tower, the defense mechanism will be triggered. It is currently known that The defensive spells around the tower will cause the entrants to get seriously lost, the mobile phone navigation and map will fail, and the tower cannot be reached by air or ground..."

"...According to Internet rumors, Archmage Mephisto rejected Chairman Renault's courtship and turned him into a sheep in public because the Archmage already had a lover. This tower was also built for his lover, but due to the At that time, the archmage had some kind of anti-photographic protection spell, and we still have no way of knowing who this rumored lover of the legendary archmage is... Our reporter will continue to follow up and investigate..."

Jasmine opened her mouth, and I couldn't help picking up a strawberry and stuffing it in. She chewed mechanically, and the strawberry juice flowed down the corner of her mouth. Coupled with her recent favorite bloody makeup, I felt like I was giving The illusion of ogres feeding on human flesh.

"Jasmine!"

"...Wow... This wedding room is too..." Jasmine said with a start, "Teacher, I will go home tonight and pack my luggage!"

I nodded, Jasmine seemed to be very happy, the child was so happy that she started humming, and I was surprised to find that her hovering magic was very good, the soup and vegetables were not spilled at all, and she ate very comfortably, she also It will precisely control the broth to float up, turning into a line of small water streams, and flying into her mouth.

Compared with the other assistants who are scattered everywhere, my apprentice is the best!

...Speaking of which, my Mel is amazing!The tower was built quickly and well, even the defense system is almost done, and I can take her to move into Mel's tower in two days!