Archmage Daily Research Report

"Teacher! What if someone is changing underwear! Why did you enter the door so silently!" Jasmine screamed, "This is not blood, this is just bloody makeup!!!"

What is bloody makeup?Why are kids so rebellious these days?Or do they really think it looks good?I'd rather they be rebellious because of youth.

"After dressing yourself up as a heavy metal smoky demon, are you still not satisfied, turning yourself into an ogre who just started eating meat?" I suspect that this child's aesthetics can't be saved at all, "The corner of your mouth It looks like it's bleeding."

"Oh... Teacher, it's time to improve your old eyesight! Do you know how hard it is to grab this lipstick color!" Jasmine muttered, took my hand, led me to a room, and proudly inserted Waist, pointing to something in the room, "Look! How is it, did your students handle it quickly and well?"

Well, that's right. I walked over and looked at those bottles and jars. Even the most demanding mages couldn't pick out any faults. Jasmine's method of disposing of materials is very efficient. She is also very good at cutting and keeping fresh. I also learned the classification method I taught her, so that the utilization rate of the whole fresh raw material can be optimized, each part is perfectly divided, and the waste is minimized.

Wait, is this changing the subject?

Jasmine pulled her skirt beside me, and said cautiously: "Teacher... I think that spider is very cute, so I hid one... Just let me raise one, okay?"

...Sigh, this silly boy, why would you say what you have hidden? I won't search your room.

I touched the top of her head helplessly: "Okay, let's raise it."

"Yeah!" Jasmine cheered.

But I still don't understand, what is the purpose of raising magic materials?Why are young people popular now? Things that I can’t understand at all. First bloody makeup, and now it’s raising magic materials. Seriously, isn’t it a huge waste to keep magic materials without using them? will reproduce.

So I said: "You can raise a pair, so that you don't have to buy the raw materials in the future."

In this way, it is still worthy of the cost of pet food.

Jasmine opened her mouth and gasped, as if I had said something shocking to the world.Her bright red lips looked very evil, making one feel like the mouth would split open to the ears in a second, revealing fangs that were so sharp that they could tear apart bones, so I had to ask worriedly: "You are so big!" Going out in the middle of the night won't scare passers-by?"

"...Teacher, you will scare passers-by when you go out in the middle of the night. Poor passers-by will think that they have encountered time-traveling." Jasmine replied.

"It's too late to be happy after traveling to the legendary age."

"That's you!" Jasmine said, "Any normal modern person can't survive without a mobile phone! Not to mention not allowing me to surf the Internet for the rest of my life... God of light, the legendary age is really a dark age!"

"..." I fell silent.

"Teacher, it's getting late, you can rest here, I have already made an appointment with someone to go to the nightclub, and I probably won't be back before midnight." Jasmine said.

Wait, nightclub?

I frowned, nightclub?According to the legend, couples in pairs show their affection there, couples who quarrel confuse themselves there, and single young people like to pick a stranger there, and then crawl irresponsibly. Where is the bed?

Renault also proposed to take me to play before, because he said that everyone likes it very much, especially couples like to date in romantic bars and nightclubs, because cafes are only suitable for daytime, and at night they have to go to places at night, he said everyone Call that fun.Renault also told me about his experience of singing in a bar, thinking that it was a very precious memory, which made me frown frequently, wasting time in bars instead of improving spells, such days are really absurd.

I know that Jasmine likes to go out in the middle of the night, because young people like it. I am afraid that none of my assistants has ever been to a bar, but this is just the way of life of young people. I will not interfere, but I have asked them to do it themselves Keep a good balance and never delay the practice of spells. Jasmine has been doing pretty well. Her biggest problem is staying up late to read novels. But she was not my apprentice in the past, so I don’t care what she does in nightclubs, but now...

"Jasmine, do you have a date?"

"No, that's why I'm looking for one!" Jasmine answered me naturally.

"No!" I said sternly, "What if someone in the club catches some nasty disease on you?"

Jasmine opened her mouth wide again and looked at me, as if... well, as if seeing a dancing purple sheep.

"Oh my god..." Jasmine covered her mouth.

"You know it's disgusting." I said seriously, "Think about it, what if you kiss someone and get infected with those strange diseases, for example, two dead heads grow out of your chest..."

Then I found out that Jasmine didn't panic anymore?

"What..." Jasmine rolled her eyes and muttered, "I thought, teacher, you have improved your thinking and understood the knowledge of protection against sexually transmitted diseases, but what did you say? You sound like someone who misunderstood An enlightenment child who can get pregnant with a kiss! Besides, there is no disease in the real world that will turn a person's chest into a dead head!"

I……

"Teacher, I knew that even if you had a boyfriend, you were still so innocent!"

What words! Is "innocence and simplicity" a word that apprentices can use to describe the teacher?

I said a spell to her with a blank face - I rarely use this spell, so I am very unskilled and need to say it aloud, but I don't think I can make mistakes, so Jasmine lowered her head and burst into a high-pitched and loud cry Screaming, fortunately I threw a silence spell in time so that the neighbors would not report disturbing the people, and now Jasmine is screaming silently, pulling her neck.

I used an illusion to turn her breasts into two rotting, maggot-ridden heads.

When she had yelled enough, I canceled the spell. Unexpectedly, Jasmine rushed over, hugged my waist, closed her eyes and shouted: "Teacher! Although I am screaming, I know this is yours!" Illusion, you can't scare me!"

Tsk, this kid has made progress!

In any unexpected situation, the ability to maintain a clear judgment is a necessary quality for a qualified mage.

But I found that Jasmine was crying quietly in my arms with her eyes closed—my robe was completely wet, I have many layers of robes, she could cry until my innermost shirt was wet, look Come on, I really went too far, scaring this kid quite badly, that's right, even if I want to educate apprentices, I shouldn't conjure up that kind of scene that is too restrictive, so I fell into self-blame.

I don't have much experience coaxing girls, so I'm a little anxious, because although I know I'm wrong, I'm not very good at making her happy again. If I buy a few slogans for her next time, will she be happy? ?But now I can't change my lipstick!

"I'm sorry." I hugged her hurriedly, touched her head in my arms, and comforted her gently: "Don't be afraid, you know it's fake, don't cry, don't cry, it's the teacher's fault, I will Don't scare you like that."

"No!" Jasmine was crying out of breath, but immediately raised her head, grabbed my arm, and shouted, "Teacher, performing illusions depends on the imagination of the caster to achieve the effect. You taught me before that illusions are very It is difficult to practice, not because the spells are difficult to master, but how to make the illusion effect realistic is the difficulty, so you told me that most illusions must be combined with your own memory to appear real... That thing is so realistic, teacher... You have experienced it What, why are you so impressed by the dead head with maggots?" She cried and hugged me, strangling me so hard that I couldn't breathe.

I was slightly surprised and held her in astonishment, not knowing how to answer her.

...she...she was crying for me?

Jasmine was wiping her face while talking, but today her makeup is so ugly, it seems that I splashed water on her last time, causing her to change all her waterproof makeup.

We didn't talk for a long time, and Jasmine quickly stopped sobbing, stood obediently on the spot, and said, "Teacher, I won't go to nightclubs anymore, don't be angry with me, I will learn spells obediently at home!"

"..." I sighed, "No, I'm not angry, it's okay to go and play, I have nothing against you to participate in activities that young people like, you should have lively parties at your age, I have no objection , on the contrary, I think that's fine."

Yes, that's very good. Children of this age should have a colorful life, have unrealistic fantasies, and have all kinds of weird interests that they love, walk around, play around, and broaden their horizons. , which is also very good for young children.

Jasmine raised her head sobbing, and looked at me: "Teacher...were you at my age..."

Well……

I smiled: "It's been a long time."

"Here it is again... It's as if you are three hundred years old this year!" Jasmine said dissatisfiedly, "You are not yet 30 years old, so don't multiply your age by ten without authorization!"

Well, yes, I am indeed only 28, but I don't know whether this number is reliable, and I also have some doubts about the test results of the magical detection equipment. For one thing, I don't really remember my days in the orphanage - I can't blame it, Normal human children can't remember things about their infancy, right?Only elves can remember everything from birth, but usually, they selectively forget those that are completely unimportant.Although my first teacher was a dedicated employee of the Federation, his job content was to select and adopt children with magical talents. He confirmed my talent 100%, but he neglected to confirm my age at the same time.

Secondly, at Jasmine's age... I really lived a life that I don't want to recall, and I didn't have a clock in my hand during that time, so I don't know how many years I lived there.That's why Jasmine always said that I behaved old-fashioned, which is also very consistent with human psychology, because generally speaking, the uncomfortable days will always feel extra long, and that lasted until I won my freedom from the second teacher. .

I don't mind being apprenticed to a black mage, but I do mind being apprenticed to a black mage who is determined to do evil, so then, I killed him.

It's as simple as that, the probability of demon kings appearing among black mages is indeed higher than that of other types of mages, so their apprentices follow suit, and they may not all be well-behaved. In addition, my teacher kept the ancient black mages falling from the sky to catch them. It is normal for me, as his apprentice, not to choose the same ideal as him.The black mage kills the apprentice or the apprentice fights back better than the teacher, these are all common and nothing to make a fuss about!

Seeing Jasmine crying like this, I have to suspect that there is some anecdote hidden in me.

But I don't think those are worth mentioning at all!

Life always has to look forward. Now that I know Mel, I have an obedient and sensible apprentice, and I can pursue my academic ideals to my heart's content, not to mention the need to prepare protective spells at all times to prevent the teacher from taking my soul and feeding it to the devil. I haven't been on the most wanted list to become a big devil or something. I am very satisfied with such a day!

So don't always talk about the past, and I suspect that the child Jasmine will make a fuss if she really hears it, and cry until she becomes Kuwait!This child is always oversensitive about things related to me. Could it be that her teacher is so weak and vulnerable in her eyes?

"Go, go, have fun." I said, "This is an order, have fun."

"Oh...then teacher, you can rest here tonight!" Jasmine wiped away her tears, and quickly returned to a calm and well-behaved...er, ogre.

"No!" Jasmine walked to the door, and I suddenly remembered what was interrupted, "You can go, but you have to learn this spell first. This spell is specially used to detect sexually transmitted diseases. If you meet someone who really wants to go to bed Object, remember to use it on him or her first, oh, and this... This is an abyss creature detection spell, in case your bed partner is a devil in disguise..."

"God of Light! The devil has not appeared in this continent for a long time! Teacher, who in the modern society would not want to summon the devil to come out to play! That thing is like the beriberi of the God of Light to modern people—who knows if there is one?" Ah!" Jasmine screamed again.

some!I don't mean the light god's beriberi, I mean the devil...

I shut my mouth, because recently I have frequently realized that some of the common sense I learned from my second teacher may not be suitable for a modern metropolis with civilization and rule of law. After all, even a bird would not come to our mage tower. In the mountains where eggs are laid.

"Okay," I said, "but you have to learn STD testing."

"Teacher... have you heard of condoms?" Jasmine asked full of despair, "Besides, your students aren't just thinking about going to bed, you came to my house in the middle of the night, and you started talking to me about this kind of child Inappropriate topic, your students really just go to drink, sing and party with their former classmates!"

I……

It turns out that I am the one who lives in chaos and has filthy thoughts in his mind? ? ?

"Go ahead and have fun." That's all I could say at the end.

"Teacher...how about you come with me?" Jasmine blinked her eyes and asked me.

"No." I refused her, but I thought about it again, another day... go with Mel?Jasmine is right, I live in a big city now, I can’t always be proud of being out of tune with the modern society, otherwise I will become an old mage with a weird personality and no one likes it!

Well, let's go with Mel some other day!Don't get involved with the young kids like Jasmine.