Archmage Daily Research Report

The "well-behaved and sensible" apprentice Jasmine looks a lot like a hot word on the Internet she taught me before - "Life without Love". I haven't read the book, and there are so many unknowns waiting to be explored, how can there be nothing to miss... But I feel that Jasmine is a very vivid and in place "heart-death" look.

This made me couldn't help touching her head. Jasmine, who was dying, widened her eyes and looked up at me. I touched her again, and the corner of Jasmine's mouth turned from facing the ground to facing the sky.

I couldn't help smiling and ruffled her hair - even though her afro was already messy.

"Book us two movie tickets," I said to Molly.

"Okay!" Jasmine replied energetically, and then took out her mobile phone, "Which do you want to watch? Holographic stereoscopic or [-]D flat traditional movies? Teacher, you rarely watch movies, so I recommend you to watch [-]D movies. Because you have never watched holographic videos or played similar games, I am worried that you will get dizzy if you go directly to the cinema to watch big-scene holographic movies.”

I looked at Mel, and Mel thought deeply, and he said, "Anna and the others watch movies with holograms."

Jasmine raised her hand: "Me too..."

"How about we try it?" I said.

I think Mel almost meant the same thing, because we all feel that as mages, we have experienced space teleportation, teleportation, and various 360-degree rotating flights. The two of us are also a bit competitive. Apprentices can watch it. As teachers, will we be fainted by a mere holographic film?

Movies are entertainment!I once walked through the summoning gate of a warlock a few years ago. A warrior stronger than a stallion in the team crawled out and vomited wildly. He said that he felt like he was thrown into an old-fashioned drum washing machine, but I didn’t have any adverse reactions. Need a stable balance spell, you can let yourself through the folding space without being vomited by the space fluctuations.

So Mel also said: "Try it, Anna told me that the holographic film effect is very good, and the two-dimensional film is about to withdraw from the stage of history."

We agreed that we should go to see the hologram, but Jasmine looked at us suspiciously—as an apprentice questioning the teacher like this, I couldn't help but put on a straight face. If I were an ancient mage, I would punish her for confinement.

Under my watchful eyes, Jasmine obediently followed suit, and after a while she handed us the ticket, and went home to process the materials according to my instructions. Jasmine said that her home has a special material storage room, which made me very happy, because Mel's tower is not ready yet, and he is still temporarily staying in the hotel provided by the summit, and he cannot store materials.

Jasmine handled the materials for me very well in the past. It’s great to have a worry-free apprentice. The two of us went to the movies with peace of mind.

About two hours later... umm...

amount……

...I have to admit...it is still worth advocating for apprentices to occasionally question the teacher, because the teacher does not mean that they will not make mistakes.

When Mel and I supported each other and vomited together in the bathroom, I felt for the first time that Jasmine was also well-informed and knew a lot of knowledge that I didn't know.

"vomit……"

Movies are a recreational activity, right?

God!By all good gods, why is this torture such a favorite pastime for young people?Those dazzling "special effects" make my eyes still colorful. I can feel Mel's hand holding my arm trembling. I think mine is the same, but I can't maintain the stability of this pair of spellcasting. Unmistakable hands, I'm afraid they trembled like a junior apprentice holding out a spark for the first time!

Vomit...so dizzy...really so dizzy...

I have no idea what the movie is about, even though it tells the story of Helena, a dark priest whom Mel and I admire most, I can't even see the actor's face clearly, and I think, At this moment, even if His Excellency Helena traveled through 6000 years and appeared in front of us with his real body, neither of us would be able to say a complete sentence to him.

Movies are scarier than black magic!

…I think back then, when my second teacher and I had a life-and-death confrontation, I had thirteen curses on my body, and I was on the verge of death, but I didn’t feel such pain!

Mel's face was pale, his lips were trembling, and his long hair was messily sticking to his cheeks, full of sweat, but he still tried his best to support me and prevent me from falling to the ground. He whispered in my ear with a weak voice: "I Absolutely... Absolutely... I will never step into a movie theater again in this life!"

But I could only open my mouth to gasp for air, and couldn't utter a word.

Those men and women, old and young, walked out of the movie hall with happy faces. Mel and I looked at them, thinking nothing but admiration.

Oh my god... Two sorcerers were pale, trembling, weakly supported each other, and vomited together in the toilet next to the movie theater. No matter how you think about this scene, it is embarrassing. If Jasmine knows it, I don’t think I will be ashamed to be her teacher in this life. , when she is asked to practice spells in the future, she can say that the teacher lost half his life even watching a movie, so what if the apprentice can't practice spells well?

Mel also covered her face and said, "Fortunately, Anna isn't here..."

We don't know how long we spent in the toilet before we got up. Anyway, when we walked out of the cinema, it was already dark. Mel recovered faster than me. He looks fine now except for his pale face. But I had to be supported by him to walk in a straight line. I felt like I was too drunk, and the house was spinning.

"Xipei, sit here for a while, I'll buy you a cold drink and see if it's better."

I nodded: "...Okay, I'll wait for you here."

Mel settled me down and immediately went to buy a cold drink. I saw him floating away when he left. Oh my God, let me float now. It's decent.

I sat dizzily on the seat, not daring to move, I felt that I would not be able to find the north when I stood up, so I had to obediently wait for Mel to come back, but before Mel came back, there was an unexpected visitor.

"Siprins! How did you come here!"

A familiar voice sounded, then grabbed my hand and dragged me up from the chair-now I am very dizzy!He pulled me so hard that I couldn't stand up immediately, and then he noticed something strange, grabbed my shoulder, hugged me, and asked with concern: "What's wrong? Why do you look so ugly? Why are you uncomfortable? ?”

I shook my head for a long time before I saw the big face of Renault in front of me.

"...You asked me to sit down..." I pushed him a little annoyed, but I couldn't push him at all in this state.

... I don't dare to push him with magic. What if I can't control this state and push him to death? I remember Renault's poor magic skills.

At that time, I will be wanted for brutally killing the chairman of the magic council!

"Siprins, I've been waiting for you for more than two hours, and you haven't come yet. I just wanted to go to your house to find you, but when I passed by, I saw you sitting here by yourself, and you looked very bad." Renault grabbed me angrily, "Come home with me, you are still messing around outside, did you go to find... Mephisto Madsen again? He hurt you Reached?"

—Mel?Even if Mel can't think about it and suddenly blows up the whole world, he can't hurt me!

Good God... Although I am not a pious believer, but I start to call the name of the God of Light or the Lord of Darkness now, is it too late?If it doesn’t work, the God of Makino, the Lady of the Night, or the God of Life and Nature will do. If it doesn’t work, I can make a living with the God of Death and Slaughter. Any good god, please bless me and let Renault quickly put me back on the chair Then go away obediently, okay, I really don't want to hear Lei Nuo's rich and colorful association creation content now, I'm really dizzy, I'm afraid I'll spit on his face!

"Let go..." I tried hard to condense an air shield to push him away, but...Damn it, I stopped before this spell exploded and blasted Reno thicker than the bucket of Balog Heights caterpillar eggs Hand, the spell that is usually so easy, is not effective now. This movie is really scary, even scarier than the Absolute Demon Sealing Formation!

"Siplins! Don't mess around! Be good, come home with me, look at you now, I have to check if you are injured, don't make trouble with me anymore!" Renault yelled at me.

Help—Mel help!

Halo... Halo!

As soon as I thought about it, I suddenly let go of my arms, and I immediately fell backwards, but I didn't fall to the ground, I fell into the familiar shadow, and then Mel immediately picked me up from the shadow's arms, thank God , Mel you came back just in time!

I leaned on Mel's shoulder, so dizzy that I didn't want to speak. I was almost healed, but when Renault shook me, I felt like I was going to fall apart again.But when I turned my head to look at Mel, I realized that Mel was looking at his feet angrily, um... I lowered my head, and found that Renault's clothes fell on the ground, and there was a bulge inside, wriggling, and after a while... …

Baa~~~~~~~~

A white sheep in underwear crawled out!

Wow……

"Hahahahahaha..." I couldn't help laughing on Mel's shoulder, oh my god, a sheep is cute, but a sheep in underwear (and Reno likes leopard underwear) is kind of...

"Uh..." Mel's face turned red, his momentum became sluggish, and he even looked at me wrongedly, and said, "I'm also dizzy now, so my Transfiguration has gone wrong. If I'm in my usual state, How could it be possible to transform into a human body without taking his clothes when transforming into a sheep!"

I couldn't breathe from laughing, and when I saw this, Mel's shadow was stomping on the side again, so I had no choice but to comfort him immediately, and gave him a thumbs up, the red on Mel's face not only didn't fade away, but became more vivid , I couldn't help but touch his face, um...it's so hot, it seems that Mel is so uncomfortable, we have to find a place to sit and enjoy the wind, and then have some cold drinks, or we have to help each other Going to throw up.

Renault Sheep stood on the ground cutely and cutely, and made a bleating sound, which sounded sweet. His fur was white and soft, and looked chubby, like a huge pillow. I felt that it must be very pleasing to the touch.

But I restrained myself, and I didn't reach out to touch it, because the wizard's transformation is arcane transformation, which is completely different from the druid's natural transformation. Our wizard's arcane transformation is superficial, in other words, it's just Change the appearance without changing the fundamental essence, so Renault is still Renault, just looks like a sheep.Druids are different. If a Druid turns himself into some kind of animal, he needs extremely firm willpower to control himself from being affected by the customs of this animal. Some Druids whose minds are not strong enough are very You may forget that you are still human.

Fortunately, this problem does not exist in Arcane Transformation, and Renault Sheep's sanity and IQ are still the same as when he was the speaker in human form.

but……

"Oops." I suddenly realized something was wrong, because...

"Wow - Archmage Mephisto?"

"Oh my god, Mephisto came to see the movie! I saw the shadow move! What magic!"

"Which one? There are two wearing the same clothes over there."

"You are stupid, you don't recognize the face of His Excellency Mephisto, the one without sunglasses obviously doesn't look like His Excellency Mephisto's face!"

……

I hold my forehead.

"Wow, who did the Archmage turn into a sheep?"

"What a cute sheep, will the Archmage let us touch it?"

"That... seems to be Lord Renault, the chairman of the Magic Council..."

There was an uproar around, but Mel didn't care, maybe he was so dizzy that he couldn't pay attention to the surrounding situation at all, (or maybe he just didn't care, after all, our mages have been known for their willfulness since ancient times. Why do you want to be a mage!) After all, he needs to be extra attentive when performing transfiguration in this state. He is trying his best to control the shape of a sheep. Although Renault is a very good mage, he is still a mage anyway. No matter how bad a mage is, his magic resistance will be low Higher than knights and warriors.

Mel was condescending, pointing at the sheep that looked particularly dumb, and said loudly: "Listen to me, next time if I see you pestering my Sipe... Siprins, I won't turn you into a sheep." Become a sheep, I will make you become...become..."

He frowned and looked at me as he said, "Isn't it a little disgusting to be a toad?"

Yes, and ever since the evil witches in the north started to turn the men they tricked into bed into toads, we mages have strictly restrained ourselves and never turned our enemies into toads. That would make people confused between us mages and the north Those witches who live off their blood and only know how to gossip.

"Alpaca," I replied, "become an alpaca."

"Yeah." Mel nodded, and then said aggressively, "Next time, I'll turn you into an alpaca!"

Pfft——It's time for the transfiguration. A naked Renault wearing only his underwear fell to the ground, with a dull expression on his face. If he had to describe it, it might be similar to Jasmine's expression before——

The expression is distorted and lifeless.

...but he opened his mouth again with his eyes wide open, his expression is still so cute like that of a alpaca.

His gaze was wandering back and forth between Mel and me, from our faces to our hairstyles, to our clothes... Well, Renault looked even more terrified, with his current expression, as if he saw something terrible, It was like seeing the death knight lead a large group of ghouls to the Temple of Light to participate in the praise ceremony, and I was so shocked that I was stunned.

I blocked a layer of black mist for him in time to prevent a generation of young and promising speakers from being arrested and imprisoned by Lu Sien for allegedly running naked in public. However, if Lu Sien comes, I can still testify for Renault, he is not Deliberately running naked, it was Mel's spell that failed.

Alas... watching movies is really tossing people.

Suddenly I thought, "Mel, tell me, how about we raise a sheep?"