Archmage Daily Research Report

【Mephisto Madsen】

"That's enough, Anna! Don't pack up my clothes and accessories, okay? I'm going to hold a berserker summit, and I'll be back in a few days... I'm talking to you, are your long ears just for wearing earrings?" What, what are you doing with my robes? Those are my favourites, I need them to go to the Berserk conference?"

I looked at the busy apprentice, very speechless - she didn't listen to me at all, I thought about it seriously, I was definitely not like this when I was a child, so who did Anna learn from?

"Teacher, you are going to hold the International Magic Summit, not the Berserker Summit, and you have nothing to do with berserk communication." Anna replied, "You should use the mirror image spell to illuminate your image in all directions. Physical force value, can you go to the Berserker summit? Berserker, biceps are not as big as a human head, how dare you call him a Berserker?"

Not to mention, the mage councilor who threw the chair at the meeting last time, his biceps might really be as big as his head, huh?No... She has learned to mock me now?

"Anna, you are a dark elf. According to the standards of your dark elves, a male grows up to the figure of your teacher and me. It is impossible to be taller and mightier." I pointed out, "I am 180 cm tall, and I am taller than you Brothers are at least 25 centimeters taller!"

The ebony-skinned elf in front of me shook her slender pointed ears, showing her pointed canines, and replied with a smile: "But, I was not raised by dark elves, so my current aesthetics are standard human aesthetics, You are not short, but you are far from mighty."

Mighty?Which mage would hope that he would not gain knowledge and grow muscles?I was so angry that I laughed.

"Then who went to the Internet cafe to play games all night and lied to me that I went to the library?" I said, "Lying is a virtue of dark elves, not humans!"

"I am obviously learning from others' strengths and taking into account the advantages of both races." Anna said.

Yo?I think I can't control her anymore?

Very good, it seems that I haven't educated Anna for a long time, so that this girl has completely forgotten that her teacher is still "Evil Shadow Manipulator" and "Death Lord".

Hearing my question, Anna tilted her head, looking super innocent: "Huh? Teacher, didn't you say that these two titles were exaggerated last time?"

Talk back again! ! !

"Ah ah ah ah ah------"

I glued Anna to the ceiling, and temporarily turned her into a dark elf relief. My sharp-eared apprentice is getting more and more difficult to manage. If I don’t do it, I can’t teach it. I will have to climb on top of the teacher someday.

"Teacher! Let me go! I want to report someone who abused elves!"

"As an elf, you only have fine power but no human rights, and it's useless to report." I refuted her with a popular catchphrase that these young children like now. She stared at her purple eyes (the color is because of wearing contact lenses), I saw that she seemed obviously dissatisfied, so I added: "And if you want to go back to the dungeon to find your family mistress and report me... I'm sorry, a female dark elf who is abused by men will be despised by sisters in the dungeon to death."

Fight with me?Anna, a teacher is still a teacher after all.

Tsk, there is no way, I can't let you take all the benefits alone!The social structure of dark elves is far from that of humans. In the dungeons of dark elves, the status of male elves is far inferior to that of female sisters. This tradition has lasted from ancient times until today.Although today, women among them do not bully men, most of them just use this bad habit as an excuse to order beautiful men to sleep with themselves...

This is the reason why I don't want to be a guest in the dungeon at all. Those dark elf priestesses are terrible. God knows what these evil female elves did to do this), suing the mistresses of the families or the queen of the dark elves is of no use at all, because although they will repel those sisters who pounce on them, they will continue Will fight in person.

Fortunately, I am good at learning space magic.

Why hasn't this race been wiped out yet?In the past two years, I also heard that some sisters watched a human movie, fell in love with the male lead, rushed to the ground and tied the poor actor to the dungeon, and what happened next can’t be described according to media reports. —It's a good thing Anna didn't grow up in that kind of place.

Seriously, if it weren't for the Elf Emperor on the holy tree to clean up the mess for these dark-skinned compatriots every day, they would definitely be indignant and cause the whole world to crusade.

"Anna! Before memorizing this space magic theory, I will not put you down from the ceiling. Stay away from your dark elf sisters! Concentrate on staying in the tower and memorizing the book! Based on your racial characteristics Look, you can’t die if you don’t eat for a few days, if you’re thirsty, take a sip from the water polo!”

After I finished speaking, I was ready to go.

"Wait! I will endure everything else, you must take away the clothes I prepared! The climate in the capital is changing greatly, and you must—" Anna yelled.

"Enough, still lying, there is a reason for the weather? Do you think I don't know what you young people call themselves on social networks? Appearance Association?" I sneered.

"Wrong, it's the Appearance Association!" Anna said.

I……

I'm just desperate for this apprentice!

But having said that, teenagers are really too young for elves. I simply raised a little girl. Even though she looks like a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl, long-lived races often have slow mental development. Even in modern society, the environment is polluted by technology and the lifespan of all races is generally shortened. Elves can still live for about 500 years. Normal teenage elves probably can’t talk. After all, they have a longer time to stay in this world. Therefore, it is not necessary to grow up so fast. Because Anna was raised in human society since she was a child, she is too precocious in terms of her race.

——A teenage milk baby elf, she still wants to fall in love?If you can't learn spells well, will falling in love increase your knowledge?

Thanks to the Internet and television in modern society, dark elves are not uncommon for human beings. Even if you haven’t seen them live, you’ve always seen the videos, so Anna’s integration into human society went very smoothly, and even went too far... She acted recklessly relying on me behind her back, almost all the Internet cafes in this city are the key target - she loves online games, but the game quality is not very good, especially when playing competitive games, she will be irritable when she loses, she always Although Cranky doesn't swear, she throws magic at random, blows up several Internet cafes, and spends a lot of money with me. The owner of the Internet cafe becomes weak when he sees her, and almost writes "Dogs and Anna not allowed" on the door.

In ancient times, elves were a mysterious race hidden in dense forests for human beings, so there are all kinds of legends (or misunderstandings) too numerous to enumerate. Come to a conclusion that is very far from the truth - the more famous one is that human beings once firmly believed that the dark elves and their relatives who live on the surface, white, beautiful and long-legged are in a hostile relationship, and they will never die, (I guess maybe Because in the eyes of humans, the appearance gap between the dark elves and other branches of elves is too large).

But the actual situation is not like that at all. The dungeon of the dark elves is just under the huge root system of the holy tree of the elves. They are the guards of the sanctuary of the elves, the guards in the shadows, and they are very harmonious with the elves of the holy tree who live on the holy tree. .Every time Anna goes back to the dungeon, she will go up to the holy tree and walk around. Therefore, the Elf Emperor has come to the door many times, begging me to take care of Anna. Go to an Internet cafe all night.

Anna really has to take care of it, and if she doesn't, she's about to create a miracle—the elves are really going to hunt down the dark elves!

I have told Anna about this many times, but every time she changed the subject and said: "Even His Majesty the Elf King has learned to take selfies with his mobile phone, teacher, did you come from the legendary era? You said it yourself, what are you doing?" How many phones are broken? I can’t make much money writing novels, I’ll buy you one and you’ll fry one, I’m really desperate!”

The end result, of course, was that I stuck her against the wall as soon as I raised my hand.

A mage, who has nothing to do, goes to Internet cafes, plays games, writes novels (it is said to be very filthy), and fights with people in bars and has been sent to prison-prison, oh my god, her teacher I have lived for 30 years, and I have never seen a prison What does it look like!

"Teacher, you are almost like a statue in the pagoda."

"Nonsense, I'm not a nerd at all. Who went deep into the orc territory ten years ago and rescued you from the cage?"

Anna rolled her eyes skyward. Because of her skin color, her eyes were particularly annoying to me, so of course, she embedded deeper into the wall.

I told the housekeeper to take good care of Anna, then reluctantly stuffed the things she prepared into the space ring and went out.

My mage tower refuses visitors, especially those politicians in the capital city. They know nothing about academics, and their minds are full of strange things every day, so that knowledge cannot be squeezed in at all.They said many times that they would send a special plane to pick me up, but I didn't want to be photographed all the way by reporters, so I sneaked into the public airship station. Although this thing is slower, I think it is more comfortable than an aircraft and a floating light rail. You can enjoy the scenery along the way.

But the weather was bad on the way, and it started to rain. I could only go into the cabin to look at the spell notes, and slept for a while. It made me feel like something good was going to happen.

Why?That very classical building over there is the famous big library in the capital, right?The last time I came to the summit, I got a headache from the politicians. When I went back, I remembered that I forgot to go to the library. I must go to the library this time. My research on space magic has entered a bottleneck period recently. I should touch it. Try your luck and see if you can find some valuable information.

Hmm...Speaking of which, the summit opens tomorrow, and I seem to have to give a speech?

Alas... what am I talking about?I have been studying space magic and spiritual magic recently, but the problem is, if you talk about space magic, everyone in the audience will definitely smile and applaud, but in fact you can’t hear what I’m talking about, because most Most people, even many mages, can't tell the difference between the magic technology's teleporter and the space teleportation spell!

Alas, but if I talk about the theory of spiritual magic, I will be regarded as a dangerous person by the ignorant media. Many reporters really lack professionalism. They can host and broadcast, but they know nothing about magic. Spiritual magic and soul magic are completely different. system, soul magic can be classified as undead spells, but the spirit system is something that all mages know-as long as they have spiritual power, they will!And many reporters actually confuse them. If I talk about spiritual magic, I will be regarded as "black mages promoting dangerous spells".

You know, back then I only played a harmless shadow dance... I was really just a neutral mage, but now the whole continent thinks I'm a "black mage"...

In fact, I don't know a single black magic.

My teacher told me that I should only try black magic if I am 100% sure I can handle it.Because a three-year-old child picks up a peerless magic weapon, he will only chop off his own little hand, only a mage grows up to the point where he will not lose his way in the endless knowledge, will not be led astray by the power in his hands, and Only when he will succumb to the shadow deep in his heart and use precious knowledge for evil thoughts can he try to become a black mage who is not taboo in the academic field.

So my teacher's priest friend has always insisted that the dark priests of the Shadow Moon Temple are generally higher in character than the light priests.

I'm not sure I'm good enough.

In history, there are actually many records of ordinary neutral mages breaking the law, not to mention mages, knights, warriors, archers, and even the Druids who are close to nature. Destroyers who believe that everything will come to an end, so it is better to start destroying now...

What logic!

So, what kind of power you use has nothing to do with whether you are a good person or not. I can guarantee that most of the prisoners in the capital city prison are ordinary people, those who have no rank. Well, speaking of it, I have never seen a prison Woolen cloth.

……

Dealing with politicians and reporters is so annoying, much more annoying than sitting in an airship for a whole day. There is a fat man who keeps talking to me, and there is a man who looks like a high-ranking official. He seems to be the enemy of this fat man. To criticize, to say some mocking sentences that he thinks are sharp, but the problem is that he keeps looking at me after he finishes speaking, what am I doing?

Uh... Among a group of crooked politicians, he is pretty good-looking, but when set off by others, he looks like a peacock that is emitting hormones.

Run, run... Alas, let the shadow run over there, so as to confuse the enemy!

Phew... It can be considered that I have arrived at the library, and I am more tired than holding Anna to avoid the pursuit of the orcs. I can fight back when the orcs attack me, and I can't bombard them with the forbidden curse if the politicians swarm up, right?I am really not the "cold and arrogant black mage" that the media said.

I turned around, there are a lot of books here, I also like the design of the bookshelves, but the classification is obviously not scientific enough, it seems that the people who manage the books are only ordinary employees, this kind of advanced magic books, sometimes only mages can organize them properly.I've never had so much trouble finding books in my teacher's library.

ah! "Space Magic"!

I flew up and reached for—

Huh?

I was stunned, because there was a mage next to me, who reached out his hand almost at the same time as me, and then... I caught his hand.

...He, he...his fingers are so long! ! !