Archmage Daily Research Report

Like I said, today is a big day for us, but not for the general public, it's not some kind of festival where everyone celebrates, everyone else has to do what, so we're working with Rui When Duo was talking, I found that the defense system of the mage tower was being hit by some kind of shock.

So Mel and I could only go to the door, open the gate of the mage tower, and there was a big bunch of huddled...

What are these things?

I was so scared that I almost threw out a forbidden spell!

You... are you the kind of tin cans that can walk freely after being cast a spell?

Uh, I mean, armor... As far as I know, in the magic court of Reina Yarra College, the magisters often go to the next door to buy the armor they have eliminated at a low price, especially the heavy traditional armor, and then cast spells on these Armors, let them move around the academy, making a very disturbing noise - last year I went to their academy to give a speech, and there was a noise outside the door in the middle of the night, so I had to blow up all their armor.

Right now there's a crooked pile of armor just outside our door.

I took a closer look and knocked, and there was a muffled sound inside the armor—well, I'm sure there are people inside, not the kind of armor that needs to be dismantled by walking around by itself.

The helmet of the armor was lifted, revealing a boy with tears on his face—well, that’s Kuwait, he and Jasmine used to be my assistants, after I left the institute, my assistants also resigned and joined me, oh yes , I am now the Minister of Education of the Federation, so they are all working in the Ministry of Education now, and will continue to serve as assistants while I do experiments.Kuwait is my deputy. He is very reliable in organizing documents and managing schedules.

——Because there are already more than 20 banshees in my tower, as well as evil spirits and devils flying all over the sky, Mel and I are not the kind of black mages who carelessly help others in ancient times, so we didn't let them The four children all moved to the tower, Kuwait, they are efficient and have good personalities, but the magic is too bad, if Damara hangs his voice on a whim, he can turn the child into a little idiot.

In good conscience, their magic skills have also improved a lot in the past two years. At least when Kuwait was attacked by Lei Lei and took off his pants, he could not only scream, but also cast a spell to expel the devil.

"...Your Excellency, what are you doing to open the defensive formation?" Kuwait sat on the ground crying, and according to my judgment, he should have leg cramps.

I was silent for a while. Today is Mel 330's third birthday. We don't want to be disturbed by strange things. As for what the strange things are...

…It should be considered strange that assistants wearing ancient all-metal heavy armor came to knock on my door collectively?

If I didn't know, I would have thought that I had traveled to ancient times and was hunted down by Kantanaroa Temple Knights who specialized in killing black mages in ancient times.But I know Kuwait and these assistants, although they have a lively and cheerful personality, they never make a joke.

I lifted the group of tin cans off the ground and floated them into the air, freed them from their tin enclosures, and asked them, "Why are you all dressed up like this and playing... uh, role-playing games?"

"Of course I have something to ask you. You are on defense. If you don't dress like this, how dare we knock on the door! You don't answer your phone all year round!" Kuwait screamed.

Oh... is it still my fault?

I crushed their iron armor without expression, and then they lowered their heads and remained silent.

"Tell me, what's the matter?" I looked at their well-behaved appearance with satisfaction and asked.

Kuwait lowered his head and said weakly: "Well, because... because all the colleges are implementing your education reform plan, a large number of trainee mages cannot graduate on time and have to postpone their make-up classes. There is strong dissatisfaction among the colleges, so they want to come Looking for you..."

Ah?

I'm not dissatisfied with their insane level of magic, but how dare they be dissatisfied with my reform plan?

"To be honest...do you really think that you are allowed to graduate from a university after reaching level six? Is this a requirement that normal people can fulfill?" Kuwait said in a low voice.

He didn't say I haven't remembered yet!I looked at them, and Mel understood what I was thinking, so he asked sternly, "Among you, is there anyone who hasn't passed the sixth grade?"

Everyone showed terrified expressions.

Mel frowned: "I haven't reached the sixth level of the current public level assessment, so I have the nerve to call myself a mage with such a bad magic?"

"All of you." I looked at them and said calmly, "All of you have to go to university again, just be admitted to the Royal Academy of Magic. Mel and I are visiting professors, so you all have to come to our school Lesson, give me a good make-up lesson!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah--------"

Earth-shattering wailing sounded outside my mage tower.

Hmm... I'm a little depressed. Three years ago, I was called the male god of the new century on the Internet, but now, when I open the search and enter Xiprins, the first thing that pops up is——

"The most evil, terrifying, insane and heinous black mage in the world today!"

I...I myself feel that I have done nothing. In the past three years, I have neither burned the teacher to death with great momentum, nor bombed the mothership with great momentum, nor killed any innocent dragon. Why did I suddenly His reputation began to be consistent with the legendary vicious black mage?

Just because... I am now in charge of designing the test questions for the annual magic school graduation test?

Last month, the five-star old man won the general election and became the Prime Minister of the Federation. Then he invited me and Mel to join his cabinet. I am the Minister of Education, and Mel is now the director of the research institute. I just proposed a new magic education this month. It's just a reform, my reputation on the Internet has almost become... um...

"One of the most terrifying black mages in history"!

Well……

Speaking of it, my teacher is "one of the strongest black mages in history". As a student, although I haven't been able to surpass him academically, it seems that I have already surpassed him in reputation...

So I was very angry, obviously I was doing it for their own good.

Seeing that I was unhappy, Mel hurriedly hugged my waist, put his forehead against my forehead, and comforted me: "Sipe, you are the best, do you know that Renault told me yesterday that you took over the federal magic education department?" Afterwards, the overall level of magic in the Federation has improved a lot. The Royal Academy of Magic went to play against the Reina Arrow Academy, and they won easily. You must know that the Royal Academy of Magic in our Federation has been overwhelmed by the Reina Arrow Academy for many centuries. One end."

I leaned on his shoulder, patted his hand on my waist helplessly, and sighed: "Only you think so, others say I'm 'horrible'..."

Mel smiled: "No Sipe, the horror here is different from what you understand!"

"Master." Damara suddenly leaned over without a sound: "I have to say, if Master Helena hears about your current reputation, she will be so happy and laugh. Master Helena likes other people the most. Trembling with fear but helpless expression."

amount……

Teacher Helena's hobbies are truly worthy of being the boss of the evil faction... Indeed, many students got burnt in the exam, but they have nothing to do with me, because they can't beat me!

"Look!" Mel kissed the corner of my mouth, "Xi Pei, you have to be more confident, believe me, everyone likes you very much, don't read that on the Internet, if people are really afraid of you, they won't dare Speak, but look—”

He handed the phone to me, only to see the headlines: "Reina Yaruo and the Royal Academy of Magic have joined forces for the first time, and the world's major magic academies have formed a large-scale representative team. Protest!"

Hey?

"Your Excellency, we are here to talk about this..." Kuwait pointed out aggrievedly, "They have already come..."

what?

Suddenly, all kinds of mages sprung up like mushrooms after a spring rain. Some of them were hiding in the shadows, some were invisibility skills, and some were more arrogant. It's a Warlock... Warlock, why are you here to join in the fun?

Before we could react, we saw those young mages pinching their spells in a decent manner, and then one of the girls couldn't bear it anymore and yelled first:

"Evil black mage! Your conspiracy to make us fail the make-up exams has been exposed, watch the trick!"

And whoosh—

I lazily grabbed what the girl threw with my mage's hand...

Ok?

A box of chocolate hearts?There is also a... well, a transcript with full marks and an application for assistant qualification submitted to me?

With her taking the lead, suddenly a pile of various chocolates, candies, roses, and magic books hit her head and face... That warlock!I saw you, you threw me a golden slime?

Before Mel and I were buried by these things, we teleported to the heights, and I floated much higher than these young children, so I could look down on them.

In my eyes, a boy holding a cat gave a shy smile and put the cat on the ground. The big black cat had a cute pink bow hanging around its neck. He stretched his waist and hit it I yawned, looked around for a while, moved my nose, smelled the smell of food coming out of the tower, and slipped into my tower.

I……

"Protest! Protest against the high-pressure teaching policy!" The students began to scream one after another, "Protest! Demand compensation! Demand compensation! Sign a handsome photo as compensation!"

"Wow, the male god is so handsome... the male god is getting more and more evil!"

"See if you still think he's handsome when he's taking your high-level spell writing dictation test!"

"Woo, I don't care, I still think the male god is handsome if the forbidden curse blows me up!"

"Look at me, look at me! I am Reina Yaruo's No.1 in this year's advanced training class of the fire element!"

"Fuck off, haven't you been beaten to the bum by Lao Tzu's Royal Academy?"

"Mom, how dare you block my male god from seeing me!"

"Nonsense! The Great Demon King came to see me!"

Wait... Who is that big devil?

No, no, I'm really not the devil king!You want to be brave, but I don't want to be a devil, I am a law-abiding and good mage!

"Down with the evil king!"

I don't know who pulled his neck and shouted.

I finally couldn't help laughing, these thorny young people... Well, when I gave a speech last year, I did say that challenging the seniors in the academic world can make me realize how far my current level is from the seniors The gap——When I was fighting with Teacher Helena, I was deeply aware of this gap, and I was very motivated...

But if you come to my mage tower like this, children, let you go back easily, will I be wheeled by "braves" from all over the world?

That doesn't work.

So I said to them: "That's right, it seems that I haven't played for a long time, so that you don't even remember my strength?"

I heard a muffled scream from the children, so I spread my fingers, and my Bone Staff appeared in my hand. I waved it, and the figure of Damara with a long knife and a banner appeared next to me, the great witch The demon raised his long knife high, raised his head and let out a hollow and low growl, the earth boiled, skeletons crawled out from the ground, and the banshees flew down from the towers hovering and screaming piercingly.

"Wow...the Bone Goddess Chorus..."

"Idiot fans go home and chase stars, this is not a concert!"

"Come on! I've been practicing at home for a long time!"

……

I pointed my staff at the excited young faces and said to them, "Come on."

……

Uh……

An hour later, the headline of the news became - "The black mage beat the visiting students violently, the scene is cruel and outrageous!" "

nonsense!You reporters snapped pictures of the students who fell on the ground and showed excited expressions, you are the ones who are outrageous!So as usual, Mel and I angrily turned the reporter into a flower sheep, and went back to the house, where the banshee and Damara were putting the students who had all kinds of curses on the bus - Damara is now I learned how to book a car online, and I asked her to book a room at the hotel. After all, I can't leave the screaming students at my door, what kind of words are that.

But I waved to them: "Come on, rookies, I accept your gift, thank you. But if you come again next year, don't bring a gift if the shield can't even block my three fireballs. Also, first-year freshmen should study for two more years, so they must be able to sit on the bench and not look like a chimpanzee jumping up and down."

There were two rookies who tried their best to wave goodbye to me, um, those first-year freshmen whose two shields failed to block the three fireballs, they were seen by Mel, and they directly received two paralysis spells, and now they simply lie down up.

After we entered the room, I saw Rui Duo happily lying and rolling among the pile of presents, Teacher Nova and Teacher Amir were arranging the magic materials inside, and the black cat sent by the students was running around with the elf , Anna was still struggling on the ceiling, and Jasmine ran off somewhere, but when I turned around, I found Mel's face was cold, as if he was very angry.

I couldn't help but smile: "You comforted me just now, why, now I know they don't really hate me, shouldn't you be happy with me?"

"Don't you know the modern meaning of sending chocolates and roses?" Mel's tone was stiff, pointing at me aggressively.

Ugh?

Mel asked aggressively again: "During my birthday, it's fine if you don't spend time with me, and you also received a lot of chocolates and roses. You want to divorce me? You finally decided to abandon me and go to Shadowmoon Become a great priest?"

"No!" I panicked and hugged Mel in a hurry, "I didn't! How could I leave you!"

"The flowers and chocolate?"

"Well...you know, I'm from time travel, I'm not sensible." I said flatteringly, and kissed Mel's puffy cheek.

But Mel turned his head sternly away from my lips and said, "And what about the gift you got me?"

Uh...I'm a little guilty...I...

"It's the same as in previous years, it's books and potions?" Mel raised his eyebrows, "How many tricks do you think you collected today?"

"I'm sorry..." I lowered my head in shame, not daring to look at Mel's expression.

"So you're still going to leave me!"

"No!" I hurriedly denied loudly.

Mel stared at me intently, a pair of bright blue eyes made me feel hairy, and he said, "Well, you have to prove it."

This is of course no problem, but how can this kind of thing be proved? We don’t know how to travel through time, and we don’t know how to prophecy. I will definitely never leave Mel, but if you want to prove it, don’t you have to wait hundreds of years? ?

I just heard Mel say: "I want to make it to dawn."

ok...huh?etc?

I was dumbfounded: "You..."

I almost laughed angrily!You don't have to be so direct, do you?Also, dawn?Mel, when did you become a paladin? Your stamina is already so amazing?

When I was dumbfounded, Mel continued: "You fuck me first, anyway, you will be finished soon, and then I want you to sit up and serve me, and—"

I covered Mel's mouth, I felt like my head was smoking, not just shy, but also...Mel, you just played me again!You weren't angry with me at all, you just teased me on purpose!I can see you!

Mel's eyes were bent into two small crescents, he smiled triumphantly, and licked my palm, which made me let go quickly, so he continued: "Anyway, Xipe promised me, Xipe is my I have seen the mage who keeps his promise the most, I believe he will not go back on his word!"

I……

I shook my head helplessly, there is no way, who made it Mel 330's third birthday today?

"Let's go! Sipe never backs down." I pushed him upstairs.

There is no way, it seems that this birthday this year can only be in...well, in the bedroom.

The author has something to say:

Sisi has finally become the nightmare of the majority of magic academy students, congratulations to Sisi! ! !Mel will rely on Sissi's gentleness and try to play tricks on you!And congratulations to Mel, Mel's long-lasting spell can be recited all night long!