Archmage Daily Research Report

My name is Songwu Angela, and we Druids put our surname first, so that every time we declare our home, the simple housewife behind the door will know that we can milk her cows That gang is gone.

Milking a cow...

Damn, why should I learn this stuff?

I was thinking about it while milking, and then I was kicked in the face by the angry cow, kicking mud all over my face.

then……

Then the beef soup that night was especially good.

My original name was Angela Rhodes. My parents, according to my teacher, were both soldiers of the Magic Guidance Corps who died on duty in the Osland Federation. Tarsus maggots are as stubborn as the traditional enemies-the followers of the Annihilation Sect fought and died defending the border.

But later I heard from the teacher that when my mother was alive, they called her Thunder Valkyrie, a mecha warrior with both magic and martial arts, even if she didn’t pilot a mecha, she could use a sword to fly a floating fighter .Of course, as an orphan adopted by the Druid Southern sect, I have never met my legendary mother, but my teacher thinks that I may have inherited some of her bad things——

For example, when I slapped the two-story acromant into the air, my teacher was turning into a koala, hanging on the tree, dumbfounded.

Then he climbed to the ground silently and began to educate me earnestly: "Angela, you must know that we, as guardians of nature, cannot act so violently. We must get close to nature and love nature. Every life in nature It's all so precious..."

...Who was the one who screamed loudly after being frightened by the three-eyed spider's big hairy legs just now?Is it a frightened toothless granny?

Fuck, let me milk the cows?Squeeze your uncle's milk!Can't you learn from modern processing plants and use machines to milk cows?It's okay to be so outdated by hand milking, and why don't you buy me a smartphone!

"Angela, pay attention to your words! You are a druid apprentice, the son of life who will eventually follow the will of nature, and you are..."

I was stunned, and then said respectfully to the teacher: "Sorry, fuck your mother."

...my teacher turned himself into a deer, ran wildly into the woods, and broke his own horn.

……

Over time, I finally don't need to endure the nagging of these crazy people.

—because I became a druid mourner.

Oh shit.

I slapped away a wolf that was stealing lambs in the pasture, kicked half-orcs who robbed their houses to death, nailed the totem of the withered shaman on the head of their boss, and smashed the cap of the giant monster, and the brains inside flew full sky.

So cool.

My teacher saw that I would not develop in the direction of a destroyer, so he safely threw me out to fend for myself, because if I were still in the sect, I would always be unable to resist beating the husky he raised... It's because that husky is so stupid, it keeps scratching my pillow!Also, my teacher said he didn't want to break the antlers anymore, it hurts.

I suspect that I was forced to become a mourner by those old druids!

But what a comfort to never have to milk a cow again!

With the certificate of the martyr's family and the letter of introduction from the Druid sect, I went to the Federal Magic Corps to take up a successful job, and lived a very happy life. After several missions, I was appreciated by the Marshal of the Magic Corps. A female warrior became friends, her name is Alessia, she is an amazing mecha warrior - I can finally be friends with humans, instead of being forced by the teacher to chat with sleepy tree people and fight with squirrels Pine cones and grooming with baboons!

I love Alessia!She also taught me to paint heavy metal death smoky makeup!

The marshal later transferred me to the federal prison to work part-time. I found that my life was happier. I was no longer bewitched by the withering power in nature for a long time, and the violent desire to beat people didn't have to be suppressed all the time. In my heart, I have a serious vent channel——

How could a nightclub invite me to torture people?

Wow, the people in this city are so good at playing, you can make money by whipping customers with a whip, because I know the druid's natural healing technique, so no matter how horrible I toss the customers, I don't need to stop and throw them to the doctor Or carry it to rescue, I can handle it well by myself, and every guest who is bloody in my private room can walk out in good condition in the end, and I have also practiced the healing technique, which can serve multiple purposes.

So now my social status is getting higher and higher, and even foreign tourists come here...

Well... it's really easy to make money.

But I don't think it's interesting to smoke and smoke, because these people are all looking for abuse on their own. To be honest, I'm not interested in them, just like in prison, those prisoners who confessed freely have no turn It's boring when I go to interrogate. I only interrogate the following felons who can't be judged by trash. The harder the bone, the better, because it can be played for a long time.

Sigh... My teacher called me to criticize me when I had nothing to do, but I never paid attention to that old man. It’s good that I didn’t become a destroyer. These prisoners are contributing to the harmony of the world. They perfectly saved a German Rui mourns the sanity of the dead and should be honored.

Then my teacher stopped calling me. He said he was afraid that he would become a mourner because he was so angry.

I have seen destruction with my own eyes, I have witnessed crimes, and I know that there are evil thoughts pervading under the shadow of every tall building, but I still want to persevere and be a guardian when they are brilliant... Maybe I was born in my infancy. Knowing that the moment my parents sacrificed, I was destined to become a mourner.

This year my life went very smoothly. In addition to Alessia, I met two more friends. They are both black mages, and they are also a pair. In the past, the elders in my sect always shook their heads and sighed, saying If there is a black mage living there, the number of rangers needed around will increase by five times—because the black mage likes to do dangerous experiments and throw the experimental residues everywhere, polluting the environment very much, but the two I know The black mage is very kind, especially the mage named Xiprins Field. He is low-key and humble, but also has a sense of justice and responsibility. Such a good mage was wasted years in the hands of that fat vice president!

No no no, I can't smoke my peers.

The only problem is that his mate is a bit childish and keeps pestering him all day long to show affection, I suspect he is an anglerfish change - the kind where males and females stick together and the male grows into the female Disgusting thing——after I delivered the baby to that thing, I realized the will to destroy and became a mourner. I really want to ask my teacher: The male and female of that thing have grown together, so why do you still need a midwife?Is it only mammals that need to be delivered?What a fuck your father!

...Later, I caught that anglerfish and braised it in soy sauce. Although it looked disgusting, it tasted very good.

His partner who likes to cling to him and act coquettishly is the famous "Evil Shadow Manipulator", a black mage with a record of killing more than a thousand people, oh, not strictly, it is a thousand "half-orcs" beheading.

But as a mourner, my keen perception of withering and death tells me that my quiet and gentle mage friend is no "safer" than his famous companion, and I can even feel the power of death from him every moment ——Although I was suppressed very well by him, and... his body seemed to be different, but I couldn't investigate more, because that was a great mage, if I probed again, I would be caught!

But since he is alive and well now, it means that the... maybe cursed thing on him is not fatal, so that's fine.

——Sure enough, in the mine...

He he he!He is actually my male god - "Flame of Rage"!The legendary black mage who unintentionally avenged my parents!

Ahhhh-I can't help it!And now he treats me as a friend... Ahhh!friend!I want to learn spells with him!Although I definitely can't beat him... But, hahaha, he was a little mage in the Federation before, and now I really can't wait to know what expressions those people who bullied him—such as the fat guy Doug—will show. ...

Hahahahaha!

I feel that the will of nature is really kind to me. First, as a mourner, I found a perfect channel for venting, and then I found several friends. Now, I actually met an excellent beauty!

Ahhh...how does my wording sound like those voyeurs I've been interrogating?

But I really didn't know that the meticulous speaker of the Federal Magic Council...is actually so sexy!

hiss……

I watched with regret that the broadcast of Mechanic Fanatic disappeared, the TV signal returned to normal, and it was another boring romantic idol drama.

The body wet with sweat really makes me never forget it!When I close my eyes, I can still think of his trembling from the pain, his pale skin was morbidly red, even though he was so tortured, he still gritted his teeth and refused to make a sound, his lips were bitten. , the blood made his skin whiter and more tender, and that suppressed voice sounded almost choked, really... oh... so perfect!

I really want to take it home and bully him myself!

I immediately used my intelligence network to do some investigations, and I couldn’t find this. I didn’t expect this guy to be an emotional scum. He and Siplins just broke up not long ago, and I also dug out that this speaker has cheated Sip a lot. It's no wonder that Lin Si's feelings fainted in the mine tunnel. I was busy chasing and killing the cyborgs at the time, so I didn't pay much attention to their relationship.

Siprince is a very good black mage. Even though I am a druid, I still have the urge to compare spells with him and learn from each other. Moreover, the mage has a very good personality and is a rare friend. , Besides, he is still my male god and benefactor... I thought about it and looked at the information in my hand-my agent told me that it was all the information provided by the former assistants of Siplins. A federal magic speaker, those assistants were filled with righteous indignation, in summary, this guy was eating what was in the bowl and looking at what was in the pot, and he actually took Cyprince as a substitute for Bai Yueguang?

Hehe~ This kind of scumbag is more fun to play with!

Come to think of it, I'm not young anymore, and getting married isn't a bad thing, um... what should I do?

correct!Awesome, I'm going to have Raynor give birth to me!

—The Druid Spell Monthly I received last month featured the feat of a northern sect druid—the lady who helped a mother who wanted a child but was afraid of pain transfer the blood in her body The fetus and uterus were successfully placed in the father's body, and ten months later, the father gave birth to a healthy daughter. The transplanted uterus is also healthy and can withstand the next pregnancy...

Wow!

Think about it, the magic speaker is giving a speech with a big belly...

Well, he should also be very beautiful when he gives birth to a child!Thanks to the teacher, thanks to the will of nature, I think about it now, the delivery techniques I learned when I was a child were really worthless!

"Your Excellency the Warden!"

I looked up from my fantasy, and saw my adjutant reporting to me: "I just received a summons from the Speaker of the Magic Council Renault, they have successfully escaped from danger, and also rescued the Dragon Emperor and Doug, the vice president of our Federal Research Institute. Sir, he asked the warden if you would immediately lead a team to escort the kidnappers back to the Federation?"

go!Of course go!

Renault, wait for me, I'm coming!

Praise nature!