Archmage Daily Research Report

I broke up.

Uh... unilateral, because I haven't had time to formally propose it to the other party, but I don't have time to take care of this small matter right now. I have to finish this experiment first. It's a very critical time. I have to follow up the whole process and throw it to the assistant Guarding even for a second is really irresponsible to the fruits of hard work.

And I don't like to use the "assistants" assigned to me by these courtyards. If I were an ancient mage, they would not even be qualified to clean the floor tiles of my mage tower, and their ease of use is not even as good as that of golems...

Well, I haven't used Golem, it's too expensive.

But this does not prevent me from combining my theoretical knowledge and drawing conclusions through reasonable speculation-these mass-produced assistants hired by the government are far less useful than golems, um, certainly not as good as constructs.

——I accidentally said that sentence.

"Teacher, aren't those two words the same thing?" The female assistant asked immediately.

What?Don't know the difference between a golem and a construct?How did you get into the graduate school to be a master assistant?Has someone replaced the examiner's brain with rice porridge with a displacement spell?

"Jasmine, stop asking stupid questions, you are a mage's assistant!" After I finished speaking, I immediately added, "Also, I am not your teacher."

I couldn't help talking nonsense - I know it's useless to say it, she will still do her own way, so these two sentences are completely redundant venting emotions, just like I can't stop this girl from making herself into a devil at all, using Her word is called "heavy metal smoky makeup", anyway, it's not bad in my eyes, most of the time she looks exactly like the abyss little devil I saw in the demon guide.

Forget it, focus on thinking about the experiment!

But if I were an ancient mage, and I heard the assistant ask this kind of common sense that beginners should know, I would probably miss her and directly turn her into an experimental material, no, I would not recruit such a mage assistant at all!

...Don't think I didn't see Jasmine curling her lips just now, I know she really wants to say something, but she won't really say it, because if her work reviews this year add up to one bad, she can leave with her bag, The National Academy of Magic will never be short of assistants. If she is fired, her resume will be ugly, and she will not be able to find another job with such a good salary.

Before my thoughts drifted to the astral world... I bet that if the time-traveling novels on the Internet are true, I can even travel to the astral world and drift back to the legendary age, but now I am still standing solemnly in my laboratory, directing these brains The assistant, who was seriously out of tune with his limbs, arranged the last node of the magic circle.

Hmm... well, I admit I can get a little harsh and maybe a little verbose when it comes to magic, but...

Look, how beautiful it is!Every line is flowing with balanced and continuous energy, and the magic power forms a stable and active state. After the apprentices checked the last placed magic spar, the magic power quickly overflowing in the air makes me happy physically and mentally. As long as the magic power around me The environment has become more comfortable, and Jasmine is a sweet and lovely girl in my eyes.

Now, I just need to stand up and activate this magic circle. I practice that spell day and night, and I can make sure that I can recite every syllable correctly.

I think it's expecting my spellcasting too!

…Suddenly a terrible noise pierced through my eardrums, my lips changed shape, and I was about to throw out the shield, and then I heard the melody——

"Kuwait!" I was so angry that I didn't care about my image, and my voice became higher, "I have said many times that it is forbidden to bring any communication equipment into my laboratory! Let alone your terrible noise ringtone, if there is any A little bit of magic magnetic radiation has affected my experiment, and I will let you never need to communicate in this life!"

I thought my lab was under enemy attack!

The male assistant wearing glasses was obviously frightened by me. Given that I had a history of blowing up everyone's mobile phones during a presentation, he took a worried look at the thing, and before I scrapped it, he quickly shut down and Open the door and throw it into the corridor.

"Teacher." Jasmine said dissatisfiedly again, "People who refute the rumors are about to wear their mouths. Modern magic technology has improved a long time ago. The radiation of mobile phones is very small. Otherwise, mobile phone manufacturers would have died. We thought you would not I will never believe this kind of friend circle rumors again!"

"That refers to the impact on human health, not the results of precise magic experiments!" I pointed out, "Jasmine, you are working as an assistant for a mage! If there is a magic product that does not produce magic magnetic radiation at all, I will allow it." You brought it in, but until all kinds of radiation are 100% eliminated, or you can’t prove that the radiation has no effect through rigorous experiments, I prohibit all technological products from entering this laboratory, not just magic technology, mechanical technology No way!"

I didn't have any room to answer, and the assistants took out various models of mobile phones, portable smart computers, etc. in a row, and threw them into the corridor. No one said much—when talking about any topic related to magic, the whole Jasmine was the only one who dared to choke with me in the room: I saw her mouth shape and said silently, 'there is no such weird rule in the courtyard', after I gave her a look, she obediently closed her mouth, Reluctantly, he made a typing action, then took out a pen and paper, and began to obediently write the experimental records.

Ok, finally everything is ready.

My fingers flexibly and quickly made a forward-casting gesture, twisted the magic powder, and then I walked in, and the assistants were waiting for my instructions.

"The restoration experiment of the ancient permanent teleportation array is now the first spellcasting test." I stood on the magic array and said, "This is a pure magic teleportation array that does not use any modern technology at all, but according to ancient books, the ancient mage We use this magic array to achieve the same safe and stable space displacement effect as modern technology, and it will not cause the inevitable pollution of magic technology. If it goes well, I will be teleported to the pre-set exit after activation. Location……"

My words are a bit stuck, because the location of the exit... Well, I set it up in the courtyard of my ex-boyfriend's house a month ago. Since I just decided to break up this morning and haven't formally proposed it, it's too early to say it's my ex-boyfriend, but then Already the established future...

Forget it, since I have no way to temporarily change the location of the magic circle, fortunately, it is absolutely impossible for him to be at home during working hours. I have known him for so long and he has never missed work.

"Start now." I cleared away distracting thoughts and reminded Jasmine who was in charge of recording.

Opening my mouth, I perfectly uttered the spell I had practiced for a long time, the magic power began to work as predicted, the teleportation array was activated, and the magic was shining brightly. I opened my eyes wide in this dazzling light, and the light continued to increase, so that I A little stimulated tears flowed from my eyes, I felt the fluctuation of the space, the subspace was being torn apart——

But at this moment, the energy began to become irregular!

Not good, I closed my eyes subconsciously, the loss of control happened in a flash of thought, the magic power began to flow wildly, broke free from the shackles of the magic circle, and the magic spar that provided energy exploded one by one, burning magic flames of different colors, The alarm in the room yelled at the first time, and I immediately locked the assistants in the whole room with my mental power, and withdrew the power to activate the magic circle. The time was so short that I couldn't explain it to them first (I can't guarantee that they will Everyone can quickly judge that these are not experimental results, but an accident), but fortunately, after I chanted the spell aloud, the assistants heard what I was chanting (thankfully, my past instructions were effective), Immediately took the initiative to surround me, Jasmine even hugged my waist tightly with both hands, and the next moment, we instantly moved to the outside.

As soon as I landed, I immediately opened my shield, and a loud bang erupted behind me. We turned around and saw that the laboratory was engulfed in flames.

okay……

"The first experiment of the ancient teleportation array failed, write it down." I said.

Jasmine grabbed my magic robe, stared at her round eyes, gasped for a long time before remembering to spit out, her face was flushed from holding back, her weird devil-like makeup was smeared, she was holding this even more terrifying face, It took me a long time to yell at me:

"Teacher... you blew up the laboratory, and you still care about the fucking experiment records???"

……

The air froze for half a second, and everyone was startled by Jasmine's scream like the wail of a death banshee.

I sighed, "Don't swear, Molly."

But none of my assistants is in the mood to listen to me. Judging from their expressions, I think Jasmine represents the voice of these young people. Colleagues in the hospital gathered to watch the fun.

Looking at their overly mournful expressions, I couldn't help comforting them: "Isn't it normal for mages to make mistakes in experiments? Even a legendary archmage cannot guarantee success once and for all. As for explosions...explosions are a known and common cause of failure in magic experiments." As a result, don't be so discouraged."

Jasmine's expression was like seeing an abyssal demon doing a sexy dance.

"But teacher, this fucking laboratory is a damn laboratory! It was approved by the National Academy of Magic, you only have the right to use it, it belongs to the state property, and it should be killed!!!" Jasmine looked up. Me, with a grim expression like a real little devil.

Hiss... I also frowned at such a reminder:

I am the first mage who blew up the laboratory of the National Academy of Magic in ancient times!

What is this concept?

God knows why the predecessors of the research institute have never blown up a single laboratory. Even the apprentices in the junior college may make mistakes in throwing fireballs and cause explosions. This is the magic of a mage!

Is the safety award so important? What kind of mage hasn't even blown up the laboratory.

……

I looked at the flames and sighed. The security guards in the yard frantically sprayed them with water, alas...that was a magical flame!I'm too lazy to talk about them, if the magic flame can be extinguished with ordinary tap water, are you mages holding a stick of fire?Before the flame burned the security officer's clothes, I had to use the air shield to put out the fire. Fortunately, the labs of the mages of the research institute were all single-door, and the explosion only burned my own lab, and no innocent people were injured. (Jasmine gritted her teeth at the side and said: Bless the God of Light, I hope the accident rating can be rated below level three.)

My laboratory is located in the innermost part of the building complex. It took a long time for a professional fire truck to come in. I knew they had a special fire extinguishing agent for extinguishing magic flames, so I decisively stopped consuming my magic power.

Although no one was injured - I got all my people out when I realized something was wrong, but the ambulance also drove over after a while, and the movement was so loud that the officer in the yard also appeared by the fire and pointed, I don't guarantee that the reporters will come after a while, maybe they have already hidden in the crowd, and their ability to hide and listen to gossip is better than the archmage's invisibility.

Oh...why is the sheriff here?

The guy in the uniform asked me, "What's going on? Why did it explode?"

I also want to know where I went wrong!Obviously, it went very smoothly as expected... I need to recall well and summarize it before I can check what went wrong in the experiment, so I didn't answer for a while, and Kuwait dealt with the sheriff for me:

"Our group is conducting an experiment on ancient magic, and something went wrong in the experiment..."

"What magic?" the magistrate asked sensitively, "Academicians shouldn't know the law and break the law, and do some research on high-risk forbidden spells, right?"

"Of course not!" Kuwait was taken aback. "Although ancient magic is generally more powerful than modern magic, it is not the same as dangerous magic. Besides, we are only doing research on an ancient teleportation array."

"Teleportation? Is it a new type of teleporter? Aha, the current public teleporter is really dizzy to use, can you make a new model that avoids dizziness?"

I saw that Kuwait seemed to be blushing a little. He hesitated for a long time without saying anything. Seeing him like this, the sheriff smacked his lips, shook his head and typed a bunch of words on the light screen of the smart computer. I clearly I heard him talking to himself: "Tsk, the mages in the research institute are doing some useless tricks."

Kuwait's face turned from red to white, my assistants were looking at me nervously, Molly's hand around my waist became tighter, and even hugged my arm.

I am silent.

——I don’t care about academic issues with ordinary people, please let me go... The key is that this will not stop me from casting spells. Do you have common sense? Even a paraplegic mage can cast spells, I don’t believe you You still have the guts to knock me out.

And even though I have a criminal record for blowing up mobile phones, I don't have a criminal record for beating ordinary people!

"Teacher, after all, this time the matter is relatively big, we are afraid that you will be in a bad mood and impulsive." Jasmine quickly explained, and after the security officer left, she still insisted on not letting go of the hand holding me, she said loudly, "People The most important thing is that you are fine, with the ability of the teacher, you will be able to find the key to the problem soon!"

I replied helplessly: "I am not your teacher, Jasmine."

...And even if you praise me, I won't change my opinion on your makeup.

Because I didn't act too aggressively, my assistants seemed to be temporarily relieved and stood up straight, but their expressions were still very sad.

I don't quite understand what they are worried about, so I don't know what to say, because all the accidents in the experiment are the responsibility of the master mage—that is, me. In the field of magic, they can only act as miscellaneous assistants , Let me say, they are no different from the beakers in the laboratory, they are all experimental equipment of the master in charge.I think this is a rare consensus between me and the courtyard.

According to the regulations of the courtyard, the mage is solely responsible for the results of the experiment and the responsibility for the accident, and has nothing to do with the assistant—even if the assistant misoperated and caused the failure, it is the mage who will bear the consequences—you can fail because of a cracked beaker in the experiment, Should the accident be blamed on the beaker?Obviously not, everything is a mistake made by the master mage in charge, so after I am punished, they will be transferred to other mage's laboratories to continue to be assistants, and there is no trace of black history in their resumes. What do they have to worry about?

Sure enough, an angry voice suddenly sounded: "Xi Prince Field! Look at what good deed you have done?"

The author has something to say: open~new~pit~!This time I want to try a new way of writing - No.1 scale!And most importantly, this time I can guarantee that it will be sweet from beginning to end!

Then at the beginning, I will talk about the source of inspiration for this article~~~ It’s been a long, long, long, long time since I watched a movie from France or some other country. The scumbag cheated, and in the end, after the lover and wife knew about each other's existence, they were attracted by each other's personality and happily kicked the scumbag to have sex with Lily, and they even raised children together...Of course, the lover and the wife are different types beauty.After reading it, I thought about it, look at this ideological awareness of others!But what about Danmei... In those popular stand-in lover-type novels, the miserable stand-in is often hanged on the tree of Zha Gong, and often abused by Bai Yueguang, I don't accept it!Reject abuse!Scumbag go away!then!There is this article!

So that's what I wrote in my copywriting: The stand-in lover and Bai Yueguang are together!Let the scumbag hang himself 23333!

Of course, everyone should be able to see that "I" - Siplins, is the stand-in lover... Tiger touches him.