Lord God has a headache [Quick Transmigration]

Time always passes unknowingly and quietly.

The ten years after meeting Gu Tong are very different from the past ten years in Qi Yu's memory.

The coward, who was afraid to avoid monsters when he met monsters, has changed from a prey to a hunter.Accompanied by admiration and speculation all the way, he has achieved a height that no one can match in the world of exorcising demons.

All of this is inseparable from Gu Tong's company and help.

Although Gu Tong said time and time again that this was the skill that Qi Yu himself had researched back then, he was just a messenger, and the hard work and sweat he put in was the proof that Qi Yu could reach the height he is today. He didn't do anything. .

But Qi Yu just wanted to attribute this credit to Gu Tong.

It seemed like this would allow Gu Tong to leave an indelible mark on his life history.In this way, he can always accompany his figure and appear in the mouth of the public together.

Although it was just such a small thought, no one cared about it except Qi Yu.

But he still reiterated in front of Gu Tong again and again, expressing the importance of Gu Tong to himself, trying to use this kind of "show favor" behavior to please the other party, let the other party understand the importance of the other party in his heart, and then... .....

And what, Qi Yu still hasn't figured it out yet.

He just felt that Gu Tong was his friend, so he had to make him feel at ease.

"The day after tomorrow, people from the big families of the exorcising demons invited most of the famous experts in the exorcising demons world to attend the banquet..." Gu Tong took the cake out of the oven, looked at the color, Nodding in satisfaction, he handed it to Qi Yu: "Of course it also contains your name."

Qi Yu took a bite of the strawberry cake in satisfaction, and said vaguely and nonchalantly: "Why are you going, I don't want to go."

"I've already promised you."

The swallowing movement paused: "Huh?"

Gu Tong kept most of the cakes, and took out a few of them and put them in individual boxes: "Xiaoqing is in a bit of an embarrassing situation now, we have to help her. Being a half-human and half-demon is difficult in the demon world, if you are behind If you clearly express your support, then I think that no one in the entire demon-eliminating world would dare to express rejection of Xiaoqing in person, thinking that she is a stain on the entire demon-eliminating world."

The sweet and sweet cake instantly became dry and tasteless. I vaguely remembered that two days ago, Xiaoqing seemed to say that "everything with strawberry flavor is delicious", and Qi Yu suddenly lost his appetite.

"Oh, oh, okay, let's go." He stuffed the remaining bites of cake into his mouth indiscriminately, clapped his hands, and stood up: "After all, you and her are friends, your friend, I Of course... of course it will help."

Gu Tong said with a smile: "What do you call my friend? Xiaoqing usually likes to play with you the most, doesn't she? You two..."

Qi Yu said loudly: "Oh, what are you talking about so much? Aren't you going to deliver cakes? Go quickly! I'm too lazy to go, so I won't go there."

Gu Tong could only stop halfway through his words, and then said, "Okay then."

"..." Qi Yu turned his head, not looking at Gu Tong, and he didn't know who he was angry with: "Hmph."

Gu Tong smiled helplessly, took the cake, turned and left the house.

Hearing the sound of closing the door, Qi Yu turned from stillness in an instant, with a stern face showing his teeth, stood on the spot, jumped a few times childishly, and stepped on the sofa vigorously: "Bastard Gu Tong , bastard Gu Tong, he would go to Xiaoqing's house every few days, thinking about picking up girls all day long!"

He was so angry that he seemed to regard the back of the sofa as Gu Tong's face: "Well, both of you are monsters, and you both have common topics, so I can't get in the way. Talk about Xiaoqing every day How about Qing, think of her everywhere, arrange her life trajectory properly, you are her father, so you hold him in your hand like a little princess. You also teach her witchcraft and human beings Textbook...why don't you want to accompany me? I am a human being! I can only live to be a hundred years old, you two have such a long life, why don't you spend a little time and spend more time with me? There are plenty in the future When you're talking together, you can't..."

The following words, the voice is too low, what exactly is said, Qi Yu himself did not hear clearly.

"Qiyu Qiyu, my parents just gave me the wrong name. It seems like I'm just redundant." Although he clearly knew that he was just venting his anger, he knew very well in his heart that it was impossible for Gu Tong to think so, and he also knew that There is only friendship between the two of them.

But Qi Yu couldn't help but want to get angry, and couldn't calm down.

After venting for a while, he squatted down, covered his head, and scratched his hair in a mess: "What, it makes me feel like a jealous woman, and it's all because of Gu Tong's blunt speech." The clock shows the time at nine o'clock at night: "Going to a girl's house at such an early night! What kind of words! What should outsiders think when they see it!" No one in this world can see Gu Tong at all, or who is there? Dare to gossip about shikigami around "that lord" behind his back.

He pattered, his footsteps were heavy, he walked back to the room step by step, and threw himself on the bed: "Hmph, sleep!"

After hugging the soft pillow and tucking it under his stomach, he turned around and rolled back and forth on the bed several times, suddenly he felt that something was not quite right.

"..." Sitting up, with the messy clothes and chicken nest head, with the "honor" that Gu Tong would never let Qi Yu appear in front of the world with this outfit, he patted his palm back and forth on the bed Twice.

In the end, the search action stopped at the side of the bed that usually belonged to Gu Tong.

"What, it's hard." Is this how Gu Tong usually sleeps?I don't feel uncomfortable with hiccups either.Qi Yu jumped out of bed, lifted the quilt underneath, and found a few boxy things that felt a little hard from underneath.

"36 love tricks, teach you to win the heart of your sweetheart... psychological hint, fbi teaches you to recognize xxx in a second..."

Seeing the words on the cover clearly, Qi Yu was a little dumbfounded.

He rubbed his eyes, read it again, and found that it was still the same few lines he had read before, and couldn't help muttering: "What the hell, Gu Tong still reads this kind of thing, and hides it under the bed without giving it away. I know..." I rubbed my fingertips on the pages of the book twice, opened it and looked at it briefly, and found that the book is not new, and it even has the soft feel of being turned over and over countless times. .He felt even more wrong.

"Wait, what is Gu Tong doing looking at this thing? Could it be that he..." regained his energy all of a sudden, looked left and right like a thief, put the book on the bed, and ran in three steps. After locking the door of the room, Qi Yu ran back quickly, turned on the desk lamp and read the book carefully.

"The book on psychological hints is the most read..." Qi Yu said to himself: "Let me see...human beings live in the hints of themselves or others. By hinting, you can induce the other party to obey, or even do things according to your own wishes... And this kind of behavior is mostly done without the other party's knowledge... What, it's all specious words, You can tell me how to do it specifically." While disgusted, Qi Yu couldn't help but read on, he wanted to understand Gu Tong's thoughts when he was reading this book through the book: "Well... ..Huh? Here are the notes!"

He placed the book forcefully within ten centimeters of his eyes: "Yes, it's Gu Tong's handwriting." He doesn't understand human emotions, so as long as he uses human physiological habits and subconsciously to make him care about me, he will wake up the puberty. The misinterpretation of sex hormones into love for me can stimulate him to understand...'" After reading these few lines, Qi Yu blushed for no reason, unconsciously put the book a little farther away, and gulped He let out a sigh: "What, what did Gu Tong write, why did he write this..." And why did he still use "he" next to the male character.

Then what people are more concerned about is the words "sex hormones". In connection with the context, it doesn't mean that after doing...doing that kind of thing, because when you are happy, physiological hormones will mislead the nerves and make human beings produce "self Falling in love with each other" signal, so he intends to use this method to mislead the other person and make him think that he is in love with the other person?

What does Gu Tong want to do?Who did he want to mistakenly think that he liked him?And he still has to plan who to do this kind of thing with and make that person fall in love with him.

And what about "he doesn't understand human emotions"?Gu Tong in the end......

Anyway!Surely this is not about me?

Having said that, why did he have the idea that "the person Gu Tong is talking about must not be himself", how could he and Gu Tong do such a thing.

Qi Yu was ashamed by the thought that came to him just now.

It's all because of that typo, Gu Tong, an idiot, can both men and women make mistakes?

Because of this weird incident, Qi Yu, who was already a little irritable, became even more confused.

"Ah! That guy Gu Tong, why hasn't he come back yet!"

When you come back, you must ask him for clarification!

......

As a result, the question still failed.

Before Gu Tong came back, Qi Yu, who kept walking back and forth in the room and couldn't calm down no matter what, finally rushed to put the few books back at the moment before Gu Tong came back.

...It must be bad for people to find themselves peeking at his books, right?If Gu Tong became angry and angry, why did he rummage through his things and spy on his body, it would be terrible.Although Gu Tong has never said that he can't touch his things, and always looks like "mine is yours" in front of him, but this kind of thing is really an exception...

Gu Tong looked at Qi Yu in surprise: "Why haven't you rested yet?"

Qi Yu had an unnatural expression on his face: "Oh, oh, I can't sleep. You're back."

Gu Tong took off his coat and began to change his clothes: "Well, it's getting late, let's take a rest quickly. I'm going to take a shower..." After he finished speaking, he took a look at what was going on before he left, and it was still the same when he went out. Qi Yu: "You haven't washed yet, have you?"

Qi Yu said "ah": "I forgot."

Gu Tong went to the closet, and handed Qi Yu a set of pajamas and shorts to him: "Go wash it."

Qi Yu waved his hand: "It's okay, it's okay, you go first."

Gu Tong took Qi Yu's hand: "What are you talking about? It's so late, when will each of you wash up before going to sleep, let's go together."

Qi Yu was so obsessed that Gu Tong pulled him closer to the bathroom.

Watching Gu Tong start waterproofing the bathtub, Qi Yu didn't know where to put his eyes and hands.

"Well... Sure enough, I'd better go out first... You..." You have someone you like, so I'll...

Hey, no, Gu Tong is invisible to most people, who does he like, and who does that kind of thing with?

Could it be... Could it be that Gu Tong likes Xiaoqing? !Does he really like Xiaoqing? !

That's right, although half of Xiaoqing's blood is human, he is still half a demon after all, and his life span is much longer than that of ordinary humans. If he works hard, he can still live as long as a demon.

In this world, besides Xiaoqing, is there anyone more worthy of Gu Tong?

Qi Yu was disappointed and thought of the answer that he had never thought of in the past.

Apart from herself, the only Xiaoqing who can see Gu Tong is not only of the right gender, but also possesses extremely high intelligence, which is rare among monsters, can communicate with him normally, and has a matching lifespan... This is definitely Gu Tong The most favorite object in my eyes.

I didn't realize this until now... I'm so stupid.

He must have messed up the two of them alone on a date before, and made countless light bulbs before.Qi Yu belatedly recalled many three-person actions, as well as all kinds of specious flirtations between Xiaoqing and Gu Tong.

I don't even know when I got together with Xiaoqing.

"No?" Gu Tong turned around suspiciously: "What are you talking about?"

It was only then that Qi Yu realized that he had actually uttered that sentence of doubt just now.

Faced with Gu Tong's "pretending to be deaf and dumb" that he "doesn't intend to admit", Qi Yu broke the can: "I mean, aren't you in a relationship with Xiaoqing?! Why didn't you tell me! We are not.. ..Aren't we best friends?!"

Gu Tong was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly smiled.He put down the things in his hands and walked over, gently hugged Qi Yu, his broad chest and arms covered Qi Yu's hairy head: "Little fool, what are you talking about. How could I fall in love with Xiaoqing? Talk, that's with you too."

These words made Qi Yu blush as expected, he slapped Gu Tong's chest with his palm, and struggled out of his arm: "Don't, don't be joking, we are good brothers!"

Gu Tong faced him with a tolerant smile: "If you say yes, then it is."

"What, do you still look down on me?" Qi Yu said anxiously: "With me as a human, do you feel that you have lost your place? I am weak, compared with you, a big monster who has lived for who knows how long, I really don’t count for anything. Although the exorcising masters outside always say that I am powerful and that I am a genius that is rare in a thousand years, I know that you have not exerted your full strength, and I can’t beat you at all. You. For a human being like me, wanting to possess you is simply a dream, so I don’t regard you as my shikigami, can’t we be friends?”

Gu Tong was taken aback by the words that came out of nowhere like a cannonball. Seeing that Qi Yu was getting anxious, he quickly comforted him: "How could it be? How could I look down on you? What did you say?" These words are actually my original thoughts, how could I despise you. "

Qi Yu pursed his mouth aggrievedly: "You are so powerful, how could you know my thoughts. If you want to leave me one day, I can't find you. I only have 100 years to see you. You can still meet more and more people. If someone happens to be highly talented and can see you, maybe you will forget me in that corner. I, I... .”

Gu Tong didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "You think too little of yourself, dear, what I said is true, I was the same as what you said now, but I was worried that you would despise me and despise me Woolen cloth."

"Why are you talking so intimately?" While worried that the other party would not care about me, at the same time I was embarrassed that the other party called me too affectionately: "Who is your dear.... Also, haven't you lived for a long time? Isn't it? Haven't you seen a lot of big scenes and met a lot of people? Why would you care about my thoughts..."

"No one knows everything from the beginning." Gu Tong's eyes flashed a flash of reminiscence: "I was very weak back then, if I had to describe it... yes, like a little demon by the side of the road .And you are the powerful monster extermination master, respected and admired by thousands of people. I was lucky and lucky to be accepted by you and became your shikigami. At this time, I couldn't help but start to worry, you Maybe one day I will fall in love with a stronger and more useful shikigami and look down on me. Then I will not be able to 'stay by your side' or 'impress you deeply'. You said I understand."

"..." Pretending to rub his eyes, Qi Yu wiped away the moisture from his eye sockets, and said, "You don't know, this is not your personal experience."

"Who said no." Gu Tong said: "Didn't I say that? In your previous life, you were a very powerful big shot. And I am one of your 'little soldiers', who came to repay your favor."

Since it is a repayment, it must have helped the other party, or even saved the other party.

Qi Yu murmured: "You mean, I was better than you before?"

Gu Tong nodded: "Yes, of course."

Qi Yu was still sullen: "That's also..."

"I understand, I know." Gu Tong touched Qi Yu's hair: "So don't be unhappy, I will always be with you."

"Then after I die, will you come back to find me?" Qi Yu said in a low voice.

"Yes." Gu Tong said with a smile: "However, you must have recovered your memory at that time, whether you will like me or not." He made a joke.

Qi Yu's expression changed suddenly, as if he had been pricked by a needle.

He raised his head suddenly, his eyes could even be said to be fierce: "Don't!"

This made Gu Tong startled: "What's wrong with you?" He even forgot to say "you" and accidentally brought in his old habits.

Qi Yu looked at Gu Tong's surprised eyes, and looked away unnaturally.

"Sorry, I overreacted." He raised his hand to smooth the bangs in front of him, and changed the subject abruptly: "That...what was I like before?"

Whenever this topic is brought up, Gu Tong has something to talk about.So subconsciously, Qi Yu talked about his "past self" on this occasion, although he regretted it as soon as he said it.

Sure enough, Gu Tong's eyes immediately became more vivid and lively, and his pretty face exuded a charming brilliance, which made Qi Yu reluctant to look away for half a second.

"You were powerful and full of charm in the past." Gu Tong looked at Qi Yu and said, "If you want to say it, it's like the gods who rule everything in the world. Any creature only needs to obey your command, bow its head respectfully to you, and contribute its own strength. Faith is fine."

Qi Yu raised the corner of his mouth bluntly, as if he had laughed: "What you said is too exaggerated."

If the past self was so powerful, what is the present self in Gu Tong's eyes?

A weak rookie who puts on the face of someone he respects?

It must be very disappointing.

"It's true!" Gu Tong nodded, increasing his persuasion: "You will understand why I said that later."

"..." Qi Yu lowered his head and didn't look at him: "You seem to wish me to recover my memory."

Gu Tong smiled and said: "Even if I don't go, I can force it, but you will remember it in the end." After all, it was only temporarily sealed.

Qi Yu said displeased: "That's right, if it's really as great as you said, then the current me is indeed nothing."

"..." Gu Tong noticed Qi Yu's abnormality: "What's wrong with you? Are you unhappy?"

Qi Yu shook his head: "It's okay." He put the clothes on his hands aside: "Didn't you say take a bath? Hurry up and wash it."

"Oh, oh, good..." Gu Tong nodded.

......

I accidentally washed them together! ! !

Qi Yu, who came back to his senses, roared in his heart.

I was depressed just now so I didn't reflect it. What is going on with this situation now!

Seeing that Gu Tong's fair skin was slightly pink due to the temperature of the water, while Qi Yu was blushing and heart beating, he smiled and waved to Qi Yu, and heartily invited: "Come over and have a soak together after washing." , take a bath before going to bed, and sleep more comfortably at night."

Qi Yu turned around abruptly and covered his nose.

It's over, if there is a nosebleed at this time, it will definitely be embarrassing!

Why do I feel shy when I look at a body that I am familiar with and can no longer be familiar with, and it is also of the same sex? !

Gu Tong poked his head slightly in doubt, "What's wrong?"

Qi Yu turned his head with a stiff neck: "No, it's nothing." It would seem unnatural to avoid it at this time.

And it does feel a bit cold, the water that has been washed through the foam on the body remains on the skin, unconsciously bringing a bit of coolness.Like chasing a duck to the shelf, Qi Yu walked over amidst Gu Tong's greetings, got into the big bathtub, and drove part of the water away with his body.

"Why are you sitting in the corner?" Gu Tong unconsciously pulled Qi Yu to his side, and then suddenly laughed: "Why are you so careless, the back of your neck is full of foam, hahaha." He stretched out his hand from the water , cupped his palms into a bowl shape, picked up a puddle of water, and lightly hit Qi Yu on the back of the neck.

There was a contrast between the warm temperature and the chilly body temperature. The invisible liquid fell on the neck from above, then moved down the butterfly bone bit by bit, and finally returned to the surface of the water.The slight touch was like a hand wandering behind his back, and he trembled involuntarily.

Gu Tong leaned over from behind: "What's wrong? Itching?"

Qi Yu shook his head hastily, and glanced at Gu Tong hastily: "No, no."

When I shook my head, I seemed to see something I shouldn't have seen...

Qi Yu's face seemed to be on fire, and he lowered his head to look at the water.

Ah... the self on the surface of the water, his eyes are so erratic, it looks like there is a ghost, what would Gu Tong think of himself...

Quietly turned her head to the side, adjusted her gaze, and Qi Yu looked at Gu Tong behind him through the water.

The man with coiled long hair was pouring water onto his neck with a gentle face, his movements were soft, the curvature of the corners of his eyes and the expression were so... lingering and lingering, as if it could attract people into it same look.

——As if he was looking at his lover.

Qi Yu stared at the surface of the water, as if he could spot a flower, and looked very seriously.

Looking at the other party's movements suddenly stopped, Qi Yu held his breath, and looked at Gu Tong without blinking.

A slight sound of water could be heard, which was caused by Gu Tong moving forward.

Qi Yu saw that Gu Tong closed his eyes, raised his chin slightly, and moved closer to the back of his neck, as if he wanted to take a bite.

Qi Yu still didn't move.

Gently, warmly and with a little warmth, it stuck to his skin.

Qi Yu was frightened, opened his eyes to the maximum, and gasped.

What are he and Gu Tong doing?

If he didn't guess wrong, did he kiss himself? !

Qi Yu suppressed his voice, pretending not to know: "What are you doing?"

Gu Tong's voice was more stable and calm than his: "Oh, I saw a hair sticking to your body just now, and I took it off with my hands."

lie!You didn't move your hands at all just now!

I clearly saw you put your head in, and you told me that thing was your hand?The tongue is more or less the same!

Like a timid ostrich, Qi Yu stuffed his head into the desert and said in cooperation, "This, this is so, thank you."

Thanks hell!Thank you for being taken advantage of!

Qi Yu wished he could knock himself on the head.

Then, with all kinds of emotions in his heart, after taking a bath, Qi Yu returned to his bed.

"Good night." Gu Tong gently moved the bangs in front of Qi Yu's eyes, looked down at him, and looked at himself reflected in Qi Yu's eyes: "Rest earlier."

Qi Yu stretched his head down, and hid half of his face under the quilt: "Yeah."

He thought that he couldn't sleep well today, and he would think about it in the middle of the night.

But it might be because of the bath, as Gu Tong said, unexpectedly after closing his eyes for a while, he slowly fell asleep.

In the dream, he vaguely seemed to hear some voice, which sounded in his heart.

It wasn't a conversation, or a human voice, it was more like a thought, lingering in my mind with anxiety and worry.

"No matter how I remind you, you always shrink back."

"Anyone on the road, I wouldn't look so anxious and annoyed."

"Why don't you understand, I like you."

"You don't need to look at these things here, and try to test it deliberately, I know it too."

"I like you, I love you, just like human lovers do."

"If you are still uneasy, then do as you think and do what you want."

"In this way, you should be able to believe that I am real..."

He felt a little hot in his heart, as if something was burning.

"The person I like is by my side, but I don't even dare to ask me what I want. I just pretend to be calm and pretend that I don't care."

"How long are you going to endure, how long are you going to look at me longingly with that look in your eyes?"

"Forcing yourself to do things you don't like again and again, and pushing yourself to a desperate situation again and again. Why don't you say no, why don't you say what you think in your heart. I despise you? Yes, it is, but I can't let go you."

"I don't understand human emotions."

"But I understand you."

"After all...we've been together for so long."

The author has something to say: this chapter is too ambiguous, and I don't know if it conveys the meaning well.