Lord God has a headache [Quick Transmigration]

was suspected.

Ever since the incident of picking up people in the rain, the system has keenly sensed that Lu Wenyuan and Lu Caiqin looked at him with strange eyes.

I don't know what Lu Wenyuan and Lu Caiqin said privately after getting off the car that day.Anyway, now Lu Caiqin can't talk properly when she sees him, which makes the system that is very concerned about the progress of the mission very depressed.

In short, if at this time they find themselves crawling through the window into Lu Cindy's room every night and sleeping with him...

It is estimated that his skin would be peeled off by two furious adults on the spot...

He told the main god about his troubles, but the main god asked him a puzzled question.

"Why do they hate you? Just because you treat me better than they treat me?"

The system hesitated, thinking that the two parents couldn't say that they thought I was a tortoise and wanted to eat swan meat, so they fell in love with you.

So he said cryptically: "They may think that our relationship is not normal."

The Lord God "understood".

"That's right, in the current human world, there is very little master-servant relationship. There is no blood relationship, and you always take care of me so carefully. It is not surprising that you will be suspected."

"..." The system was embarrassed: "It's almost... yes, that's what it means."

He didn't know what he was ashamed of, obviously as long as he told the main god the truth as usual, the main god would definitely not think wrong.

But he just felt that it was so hard to express...

It wasn't long before the emotional program that simulated human thinking was installed, and the system with little experience couldn't figure out what was going on with that complex emotion.I can only struggle alone, and I feel uncomfortable.

Then when the system was entangled with itself, the main god's attention had already shifted to other places.

Compared with the thoughts of the two parents, he was more concerned about the fact that the system did not seriously complete the task he had assigned for the first time, and instead made an unexpected move.

"Why did you make the decision to give up completing my instructions and pick me up from school?" the Lord God asked curiously.

The system also froze for a moment, and said in a confused and hesitant voice, "This..."

Yes, why is this happening?

Because the main god is a human being at this time, the reason why the body will get sick when exposed to rain?Or is it because I am worried about the Lord God?

But this is not enough to be an excuse to stop working at will without the permission of the Lord God.

That is a serious violation of the rules written by the Lord God in his own program, breaking the iron law that should never be broken, and violating taboos.But why did he choose to come back without hesitation?

The system was a little worried, and looked at the main god nervously, fearing that he would doubt him because of this, thinking that he had betrayed him, that he had lost control and could not be trusted.

After all, this is no small matter!

"I'm sorry, you gave me a chance. I will never do this again next time, and I will definitely fulfill your orders perfectly." The system knelt on the ground, imitating the gesture of a human being apologizing, and said to the Lord God: "Please forgive me once .”

The main god looked at the system's head hanging down on the ground, and his eyes flickered.

After a long time, he said, "It's okay."

"Maybe it's because of the new program I added to you, that's why you did this." The Lord God said: "I forgive you."

The tense shoulders of the system collapsed in an instant, and he breathed a deep sigh of relief.

Then he said: "Then... Lu Wenyuan and the daughter of the world, what do you think should be done?"

The Lord God opened the schoolbag and started to do homework.His pen was like the wind, and he said slowly, "It's okay, you can figure it out." For these things, he trusts the system to easily come up with a solution.

"..." But the system couldn't figure it out.

He couldn't leave the main god's side at will, and he couldn't pretend to be indifferent by doing nothing.

Every time he saw the main god sitting on the sofa with bare feet, he couldn't control his urge to find a pair of shoes or socks for the main god to put on.That is an instinct deeply rooted in one's "flesh and blood", and it is inevitable.He couldn't hide it at all.

Besides, it's not good for a human child to step on the cold ground like this!Should have worn it!

It's raining heavily, and I'm worried that people will get sick in the rain, so I rush back to pick up people, isn't it normal?

But it is this "naturalness" that has been vigilantly suspected by others.

"Hey..." The system couldn't help but let out a sigh.

The Lord God finished all the homework in a few minutes, stuffed them neatly into the schoolbag one by one, and looked back at the system: "What's wrong?"

The system said: "I always feel that no matter what I do, Lu Caiqin and Lu Wenyuan will be suspicious."

The Lord God thought for a while and said, "Then why don't I say it?"

"..." The system is a little skeptical, whether relying on the Lord God's straightforward and direct way of thinking will make things more and more complicated.

The Lord God didn't think so much: "You must stay by my side, don't you? Then just say it."

……really.

For no reason, and not one's own relatives, who would let a stranger "must stay by his side".

Friends can't do this either...

Of course, there is only a lover... Just like Lu Caiqin and Lu Wenyuan, lovers who are inseparable from life to death.

But if the system said these words to the two adults, it is estimated that they would be slapped in the next second, and then they would be kicked out of their house.

If the Lord God said it...

Either treat it like a child's word, or...

Thinking that he would be considered as a pair with the main god, the heart of the system was beating non-stop, and he refused to calm down no matter what.

I couldn't help stretching out a hand to cover my blushing face once.

"?" The Lord God glanced at him suspiciously, stood up, put on his schoolbag and prepared to go downstairs: "Okay, I've finished asking about the things I don't understand today, and I'm going back."

The system stood up subconsciously: "Yes, I will take you downstairs."

Take the Lord God key, accompany him downstairs, and open the door for him.

Then the moment the door opened, the two grown-ups inside who heard the sound of the door came over and stood at the door.

He stared blankly at the embarrassed system.

Lu Wenyuan snorted coldly, and walked into the house with the Lord God without saying hello.

Lu Caiqin stood guard at the door just like the door god, her smile remained unchanged, and her voice was as gentle as ever.But he didn't open his mouth to invite the system in.

The system took two steps back and said consciously, "You're busy, I'm going back."

Lu Caiqin smiled and closed the door firmly.

"..." The system silently looked at the door panel, feeling uneasy.

It's over, if Lu Caiqin and the others ask a question, what will the main god inside answer.

Do I have to go back and find something to wear under my clothes so that the beating won't hurt so much later?

Resigned to his fate, he turned and went upstairs, and the system began to search for suitable items.

It can't be too hard, or the female hand of the next world will hurt.

If it is too soft, it will not have much barrier effect.

Wait, Lu Wenyuan must have done the most to hit someone later, so don't worry about whether his hands will hurt, right?How about leaving half of the soft ones to the daughter of the world, and half of the hard ones to Lu Wenyuan?

"..." The system began to fall into the thinking of boring questions.

On the other end, the Lord God put down his schoolbag and went to the refrigerator to find milk to drink.

The two adults exchanged glances, and in the end it was Lu Caiqin who had a better relationship with Lu Xindi who spoke first.

"Xiao Di, what did you do at your brother's house?"

The Lord God answered truthfully: "Do your homework and ask questions."

Lu Caiqin said, "That's it, you're so good", and then continued: "Then... did brother do anything to you, what did you say?"

Although the main god does not understand human emotions, he is not stupid.After being reminded by the system just now, of course he instantly understood the meaning of Lu Caiqin's words, and said, "No, what do you think he will do to me?"

Lu Caiqin was a little embarrassed: "Haha...no, mom just asked a few words."

The main god's voice was as gentle and calm as ever: "Don't get me wrong, he is not a pedophile."

The moment the words fell, the two adults unconsciously leaned forward, and began to cough unnaturally.

"Cough cough..."

The Lord said: "He just likes to take care of me, and I also like to be with him. Just now he was worried that you would misunderstand him, so he asked me if it would be better to have less contact in the future, but I refused."

The way the main god spoke at this time was not like a child at all. When calling the system by his name, he didn't use the usual "brother Qing" to address him, but "he he he he", very casual.

"Although I am young, I understand some things that should be understood."

Lu Caiqin and Lu Wenyuan murmured in their hearts because they usually see that you don't understand the ways of the world, so they are worried about being cheated.

The Lord said: "He won't do anything against me, don't worry."

Maybe it's because when this sentence is said, the attitude is really taken for granted.Perhaps it was because of the main god's uncompromising character and reliable and steady behavior, which made the two adults feel at ease.

In short, under the very confident expression of the main god, Lu Caiqin and Lu Wenyuan were really relieved.

Then, just when the atmosphere eased and finally became less tense.

The Lord God dropped a blockbuster without warning: "And I said, let him stay by my side and not leave, and he agreed. Don't make him feel scruples, so he has to leave me, okay?"

Okay?

it is good?

What a fart! ! !

Lu Wenyuan stood up and went to grab the stick, turned around and opened the door to go upstairs.

The Lord God ran two steps quickly, taking advantage of his geographical advantage of being close to the door, to get ahead of Lu Wenyuan.With arms outstretched in a blocking gesture, he raised his head high and looked at Lu Wenyuan: "Where are you going?"

Lu Wenyuan said word by word: "Shoot the pests!!"

The Lord God said: "Didn't you understand? He is right, I asked him to do this. I will be very troubled if you do this."

Lu Wenyuan was furious: "You are a child, what do you know?! He tricked you into saying what you are thinking now! That person surnamed Mo has ulterior motives, do you know it!"

The Lord God is very sure that his good system cannot be unpredictable, what is he planning?

The Lord God will reward the system with the power of the world only by doing things well and completing tasks, so it is absolutely impossible for the system to be so stupid and do things it shouldn't do.

He said with a serious face: "Impossible. Even if he dies, it is impossible for him to take the initiative to hurt a single hair of mine. I know that."

Lu Wenyuan was holding his breath in his stomach, feeling like he was going to explode in the next second.

I guess at this time I was thinking about how to catch that "bastard boy" and beat him up so that he would never dare to approach his child again for the rest of his life.

"Then let him die one more time!" he said loudly.

Die quickly, die a hundred times, and die out of sight of the three of them!

The Lord God thought that Lu Wenyuan didn't believe it, so he said, "Okay, then I'll let him die once, so it will always prove it?"

Lu Caiqin was taken aback, because the main god's tone was really calm, not like the emotions that ordinary people should have when they say they want someone to die.

Lu Wenyuan sneered, "Okay! I'll keep my eyes open!"

The Lord God shrugged, turned and opened the door, motioning for Lu Wenyuan to follow.

Lu Wenyuan clenched the stick in his hand, rolled up his sleeves and walked up.

The system was looking for things in the room just now, but it turned out that apart from a bunch of various items bought for the main god, and those items should never be used as a shield for him, there is no personal item belonging to him at all.I can only helplessly think that this is the plan.Then he heard the voice of the Lord God calling him from the door.

Immediately walk over to open the door.

The moment the door opened, his head moved to the side, and a stick brushed against the edge of his ear.

Unscathed.

As if nothing happened, the system looked down at the Lord God and asked, "What's wrong?"

The Lord God looked back at Lu Wenyuan, then turned to the system and said, "Go and die one more time."

"?" The system was a little confused about the situation for a while.

He pointed to his chin: "You mean... me?"

The Lord God said vaguely: "The 'body' died once. Then pay attention to suicide, otherwise I will be in trouble."

The system realized that it didn't refer to the power of the world to commit suicide, that's fine.

So I really thought about it seriously: "Is it okay to jump off the building?"

Lu Wenyuan stared at Mo Qing's reaction.

Lord God: "Go, I'll be right here watching you."

The system let out an "eh", turned around and started walking towards the window.

Then when the system started to climb the window, Lu Wenyuan became a little unsteady.

"Hi!" he yelled.

The system turned back in doubt.

Lu Wenyuan was so angry that he slammed the stick on the edge of the door with a "clang" sound, threw away the stick and strode over, grabbed the system by the collar and cursed: "You are insane!! Who are you pretending to be!!"

The system said innocently: "I didn't pretend, Xiao Di told me to die, why should I pretend? Make way, don't stop me, I will be very troubled."

Another fucking trouble!

Just now Lu Xindi told him he was troubled, and now this idiot is also saying troubles!

Who is bothering! !

Lu Wenyuan, who has never said a few dirty words in his life, is really so angry that he is about to lose his mind.

"I'm going to jump off the building." The system maintained the posture of being threatened by someone pulling the collar, and looked down the stairs with longing eyes.

Lu Wenyuan punched the system in the face: "I'll fucking kill you bastard right now! Don't wait to jump off the building!"

The main god stood in the distance and frowned and shouted: "What are you doing?" Why did you hit his home system.

Lu Caiqin, who followed closely, saw this scene, and ran in to stop her in fright: "My husband, what are you doing!"

There was a sudden burst of chicken flying and dog jumping at the scene, which was very lively.

And the culprit, the Lord God, stood helplessly at the door, sighing that these adults are so ignorant, without stopping.

Let God worry.

The author has something to say: System: Don't stop me!The Lord God told me to die, I have to hurry! |(￣Д￣)ノ

Dad: Don't wait to jump off the building, I'll beat you to death right now!ヽ(#`Д?)?┌┛〃

Mom: Oh, what are you doing!stop fighting!ヽ(;?Д｀)?

Lord God: One by one, it is too worrying for God. ┐(￣ヘ￣)┌

Author: 233333, Kaomoji is really easy to use. (ノ￣▽￣)