Lord God has a headache [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 111 My bamboo horse is a bit strange (9)
Back home, Gu Qixi couldn't wait to ask Yang Yi about the things in his schoolbag.
When Gu Qixi asked him why there was such a thing in his schoolbag, Yang Yi's face turned red again.His eyes flickered, and he stammered: "You, how do you know."
"I accidentally saw it when I posted the photo." Gu Qixi leaned over with an ambiguous expression, poked Yang Yi's lower abdomen with his elbow, and said with a smile, "Hey, why do you have such a thing? Where did it come from?" ?”
"No, you often have nosebleeds recently, is it because of this? Ouch~"
Yang Yi looked a bit embarrassed, and quickly said: "No! It was the school doctor who forced it into my hands."
Gu Qixi was suspicious: "Do you have to force it into your hands?"
He took out the DVD from Yang Yi's schoolbag and put it on the tea table.Sitting on the sofa with Erlang legs crossed, he looked down at the cover carefully.On the cover is a woman with fingertips in her lips, seductive eyes, legs wide open, and a hot figure: "If you don't want this kind of thing, just don't accept it, and you can force it?"
How did Yang Yi explain that because he didn't know his sexual orientation, that bastard school doctor put this thing in his hands and asked him to go home and secretly "try it out"?
I haven't tried it yet, and the problem has not been solved.Just poking out such a basket really made him angry, that quack doctor.
Gu Qixi said: "What are you afraid of? I don't discriminate against you. How normal is this?"
Yang Yi couldn't express his suffering, so he could only vent his anger on the doctor.
Gu Qixi said: "I want to see it too."
Yang Yi: "Huh?!"
Gu Qixi: "Didn't you take it back just to see it? I want to see it too, can't I?"
Yang Yi: "No, you...!"
Gu Qixi: "Hey, I've always heard that there is such a thing, but I haven't seen it before."
Yang Yi subconsciously wanted to "protect" Gu Qixi from seeing such things: "No, it's too early for you."
Gu Qixi grasped the key words sensitively, and said, "Who do you say is younger than you? Who do you say is the younger brother? Who do you say is not taller than you?!"
I didn't get to this point...
Yang Yi watched helplessly as Gu Qixi closed the windows and curtains to lock the door after spilling, and then began to remove the discs and turn on the DVD player.
When the TV was turned on and the picture became brighter and the sound started to sound, Yang Yi felt that the things on the TV were scarier than Sadako, and hurriedly hid in the room: "I, I won't watch it!"
Gu Qixi turned around: "Why don't you watch it! Let's take a look together!"
Yang Yi slammed the door shut.
Gu Qixi looked at the nude woman on the opening song, and asked strangely, "What are you hiding?"
After pressing the fast-forward button, Gu Qixi leaned on the sofa while looking at the fast-forward screen, and said, "Qi Xi and some of his friends used to watch it together. Yang Yiren looks so mature and stable, but he is actually so cheeky." Thin."
Then I felt that the foreplay was almost over, and the people inside had all taken off their clothes, so I pressed the pause button.
"Hmm~"
As soon as he released his finger from the remote control, Gu Qixi was startled by the sound from the speaker.
"Fuck, why does this voice sound so familiar?"
The system squinted and remained silent.
Does it sound familiar? You have demonstrated it yourself before. (¬_¬)
Gu Qixi looked carefully, and suddenly felt a little dry and uncomfortable.
Why do I feel a little embarrassed...
Looking at the white flesh in the picture, the two goblins were fighting, Gu Qixi opened his mouth and said, "Hey, I suddenly thought of a virus."
Combined with this picture, you told me that you want a virus?
The system suddenly hopes that its main god can learn a little bit of "shame" while becoming more and more human-like.
Then something happened that made him want to poke his electronic eyes.
Gu Qixi began to take off his pants.
"..."
Gu Qixi touched the little jj and said, "I remember it like this...?"
Don't ask me!I don't bring a handle!
The "plot" on the TV got deeper and deeper, and the shouts became louder and louder, which made Gu Qixi feel a little bit better.
Recalling the past "experience", Gu Qixi lay on the sofa, and his palms began to move.
There was a light gasp in the mouth.
Yang Yi hid in the room, his ears were keen to hear the sound outside the room, he was going crazy.
After enduring it for 10 minutes, I finally opened the door in anger, shame and haste, and ran out to tell Gu Qixi to turn off the TV quickly.
Who knew this scene was seen.
Gu Qixi was leaning on the sofa, his trousers were half off, and he was holding the lower part with his fingers and kneading it gently.
It's over, nosebleed... the nosebleed seems to be coming out again.
He crossed the sofa unbearably, blushed and said to Gu Qixi angrily, "Cedar!"
The corners of Gu Qixi's eyes were a little red, his lips parted and he panted softly, and said, "Huh~?"
The short nasal voice made Yang Yi's body go limp.Looking at Gu Qixi who looked like this, he felt a surge of heat in his lower abdomen, as if a fire was burning.
Gu Qixi looked at him and said, "Are you up too?"
Yang Yi subconsciously retracted his stomach and bent over.
Gu Qixi complained to him in distress: "I can't get out, it's so uncomfortable..."
Yang Yi couldn't help following his words, and his eyes fell on the place Gu Qixi was pointing at...that small organ.
ok so cute...
The first reaction is not to repel or dodge, but to feel cute.
Yang Yi felt that he was really sick.
His Adam's apple moved up and down, and he walked over as if possessed, and said, "I, let me help you."
Gu Qixi's eyes sparkled: "Help me..."
The system consciously wanted to keep Gu Qixi away from the virus at this time, so as not to cause any irreversible things, so it said: "Your body is too young now, and it is not mature enough to come out. It is normal to get out quickly. Put your pants on."
Gu Qixi: "But it's so uncomfortable."
System: "Hold it!"
Gu Qixi: "Be patient with you big-headed ghost!" Since the first world, Gu Qixi has never actively resisted or rejected such comfortable things.Let him hold back, for no reason why?
The system really suffers from the fact that it only has data but no entity. If Gu Qixi doesn't listen to what he says, he has nothing to do with it.Can only watch helplessly.
Yang Yi gripped Gu Qixi's with slightly trembling fingers.
Gu Qixi let out a sigh of relief instantly, and handed over the initiative to Yang Yi.
Yang Yi looked at Gu Qixi without blinking, and began to move his fingers clumsily.
Gu Qixi leaned back on the sofa comfortably, staring at the TV, and commanding from time to time: "Move up, lighten up, yes, it's here, um..."
Sweat dripped from Yang Yi's anxious forehead, he was as careful as touching a treasure, not too light or too hard.I have never done this kind of thing before, who knows that the first time is to do it for someone else?She tried her best to please Gu Qixi.
Lifting his eyes in the midst of his busy schedule, he held back his desire to look at Gu Qixi, wanting to see Gu Qixi's expression, greedily longing for him to look at his face, and breathe comfortably to himself.Who knew that Gu Qixi stared straight at the two people in the picture without blinking.
Heart a sour.
...Yeah, Xuesong is different from me, not a monster, so how could she be interested in me.
And now he finally understands that he is not interested in women.In other words, there is no interest in the male characters in the film.
All his nerves, all the cells in his body were activated by the person in front of him.
If it wasn't for him, it wouldn't work.
Gu Qixi hummed softly, scratched the sofa with her fingers, her eyes blurred.
He said to Yang Yi, "Do you want my help?"
Yang Yi gasped for a moment, at least he didn't use his fingers to pinch Gu Qixi so hard.
He quickly said: "I, I don't need it!"
Gu Qixi: "Why, don't you feel uncomfortable?"
How could Yang Yi not feel uncomfortable, he was about to explode.
Gu Qixi stretched out his hand, and lightly touched Yang Yi: "Your place has become like this."
Yang Yi quickly stopped him: "No need, no need."
If Gu Qixi were to do this kind of thing for him today, he really didn't know if he could turn back in the future.
Gu Qixi said "Hmm..." and said lazily, "Really."
His body trembled, and he let out a long and happy breath.Then turn off the TV and enter the legendary sage mode.
He patted Yang Yi's hand and said, "I'm fine."
Yang Yi seemed to be frightened, let go of his hand, quickly took two steps back, left the range of the sofa, turned around and ran to the toilet.
Gu Qixi still commented leisurely: "So shy."
In the toilet, Yang Yi looked at his hand, there was something Gu Qixi on it.His face flushed, he lowered his head, and sniffed lightly.
Then he squatted down unbearably, and a voice came from deep in his throat: "Ah..."
What to do, he seemed to be unable to bear it.
He really likes it, really likes cedar.
I really want to hug him, I really want to kiss him, I really want to do to him what people in TV do.
——Then it’s fine if you don’t do it.
In the empty toilet, Yang Yi suddenly heard such a voice.
Startled by the sound, he stood up from the ground and looked around.
"Who is speaking?"
- I am you.
But besides Yang Yi, there was naturally no one else in the toilet.
—Don't look, I'm right here.
After the words fell, Yang Yi felt that his body was out of control.The palm of the left hand was raised, and the index finger pointed to the mirror.
Throwing away his hand in panic, and holding down that arm with one hand, Yang Yi rushed to the mirror in the bathroom and looked at the mirror.
The expression of the person in the mirror changed.
Yang Yi looked at the screen and couldn't help but let out a low cry.
The man in the mirror said: "Don't speak loudly, you will be discovered by the system."
Yang Yi was surprised: "Who the hell are you, what's going on?!"
"You can call me Fu Xinghan." The man in the mirror said, "I am you."
"But... it's you from another world."
When Gu Qixi asked him why there was such a thing in his schoolbag, Yang Yi's face turned red again.His eyes flickered, and he stammered: "You, how do you know."
"I accidentally saw it when I posted the photo." Gu Qixi leaned over with an ambiguous expression, poked Yang Yi's lower abdomen with his elbow, and said with a smile, "Hey, why do you have such a thing? Where did it come from?" ?”
"No, you often have nosebleeds recently, is it because of this? Ouch~"
Yang Yi looked a bit embarrassed, and quickly said: "No! It was the school doctor who forced it into my hands."
Gu Qixi was suspicious: "Do you have to force it into your hands?"
He took out the DVD from Yang Yi's schoolbag and put it on the tea table.Sitting on the sofa with Erlang legs crossed, he looked down at the cover carefully.On the cover is a woman with fingertips in her lips, seductive eyes, legs wide open, and a hot figure: "If you don't want this kind of thing, just don't accept it, and you can force it?"
How did Yang Yi explain that because he didn't know his sexual orientation, that bastard school doctor put this thing in his hands and asked him to go home and secretly "try it out"?
I haven't tried it yet, and the problem has not been solved.Just poking out such a basket really made him angry, that quack doctor.
Gu Qixi said: "What are you afraid of? I don't discriminate against you. How normal is this?"
Yang Yi couldn't express his suffering, so he could only vent his anger on the doctor.
Gu Qixi said: "I want to see it too."
Yang Yi: "Huh?!"
Gu Qixi: "Didn't you take it back just to see it? I want to see it too, can't I?"
Yang Yi: "No, you...!"
Gu Qixi: "Hey, I've always heard that there is such a thing, but I haven't seen it before."
Yang Yi subconsciously wanted to "protect" Gu Qixi from seeing such things: "No, it's too early for you."
Gu Qixi grasped the key words sensitively, and said, "Who do you say is younger than you? Who do you say is the younger brother? Who do you say is not taller than you?!"
I didn't get to this point...
Yang Yi watched helplessly as Gu Qixi closed the windows and curtains to lock the door after spilling, and then began to remove the discs and turn on the DVD player.
When the TV was turned on and the picture became brighter and the sound started to sound, Yang Yi felt that the things on the TV were scarier than Sadako, and hurriedly hid in the room: "I, I won't watch it!"
Gu Qixi turned around: "Why don't you watch it! Let's take a look together!"
Yang Yi slammed the door shut.
Gu Qixi looked at the nude woman on the opening song, and asked strangely, "What are you hiding?"
After pressing the fast-forward button, Gu Qixi leaned on the sofa while looking at the fast-forward screen, and said, "Qi Xi and some of his friends used to watch it together. Yang Yiren looks so mature and stable, but he is actually so cheeky." Thin."
Then I felt that the foreplay was almost over, and the people inside had all taken off their clothes, so I pressed the pause button.
"Hmm~"
As soon as he released his finger from the remote control, Gu Qixi was startled by the sound from the speaker.
"Fuck, why does this voice sound so familiar?"
The system squinted and remained silent.
Does it sound familiar? You have demonstrated it yourself before. (¬_¬)
Gu Qixi looked carefully, and suddenly felt a little dry and uncomfortable.
Why do I feel a little embarrassed...
Looking at the white flesh in the picture, the two goblins were fighting, Gu Qixi opened his mouth and said, "Hey, I suddenly thought of a virus."
Combined with this picture, you told me that you want a virus?
The system suddenly hopes that its main god can learn a little bit of "shame" while becoming more and more human-like.
Then something happened that made him want to poke his electronic eyes.
Gu Qixi began to take off his pants.
"..."
Gu Qixi touched the little jj and said, "I remember it like this...?"
Don't ask me!I don't bring a handle!
The "plot" on the TV got deeper and deeper, and the shouts became louder and louder, which made Gu Qixi feel a little bit better.
Recalling the past "experience", Gu Qixi lay on the sofa, and his palms began to move.
There was a light gasp in the mouth.
Yang Yi hid in the room, his ears were keen to hear the sound outside the room, he was going crazy.
After enduring it for 10 minutes, I finally opened the door in anger, shame and haste, and ran out to tell Gu Qixi to turn off the TV quickly.
Who knew this scene was seen.
Gu Qixi was leaning on the sofa, his trousers were half off, and he was holding the lower part with his fingers and kneading it gently.
It's over, nosebleed... the nosebleed seems to be coming out again.
He crossed the sofa unbearably, blushed and said to Gu Qixi angrily, "Cedar!"
The corners of Gu Qixi's eyes were a little red, his lips parted and he panted softly, and said, "Huh~?"
The short nasal voice made Yang Yi's body go limp.Looking at Gu Qixi who looked like this, he felt a surge of heat in his lower abdomen, as if a fire was burning.
Gu Qixi looked at him and said, "Are you up too?"
Yang Yi subconsciously retracted his stomach and bent over.
Gu Qixi complained to him in distress: "I can't get out, it's so uncomfortable..."
Yang Yi couldn't help following his words, and his eyes fell on the place Gu Qixi was pointing at...that small organ.
ok so cute...
The first reaction is not to repel or dodge, but to feel cute.
Yang Yi felt that he was really sick.
His Adam's apple moved up and down, and he walked over as if possessed, and said, "I, let me help you."
Gu Qixi's eyes sparkled: "Help me..."
The system consciously wanted to keep Gu Qixi away from the virus at this time, so as not to cause any irreversible things, so it said: "Your body is too young now, and it is not mature enough to come out. It is normal to get out quickly. Put your pants on."
Gu Qixi: "But it's so uncomfortable."
System: "Hold it!"
Gu Qixi: "Be patient with you big-headed ghost!" Since the first world, Gu Qixi has never actively resisted or rejected such comfortable things.Let him hold back, for no reason why?
The system really suffers from the fact that it only has data but no entity. If Gu Qixi doesn't listen to what he says, he has nothing to do with it.Can only watch helplessly.
Yang Yi gripped Gu Qixi's with slightly trembling fingers.
Gu Qixi let out a sigh of relief instantly, and handed over the initiative to Yang Yi.
Yang Yi looked at Gu Qixi without blinking, and began to move his fingers clumsily.
Gu Qixi leaned back on the sofa comfortably, staring at the TV, and commanding from time to time: "Move up, lighten up, yes, it's here, um..."
Sweat dripped from Yang Yi's anxious forehead, he was as careful as touching a treasure, not too light or too hard.I have never done this kind of thing before, who knows that the first time is to do it for someone else?She tried her best to please Gu Qixi.
Lifting his eyes in the midst of his busy schedule, he held back his desire to look at Gu Qixi, wanting to see Gu Qixi's expression, greedily longing for him to look at his face, and breathe comfortably to himself.Who knew that Gu Qixi stared straight at the two people in the picture without blinking.
Heart a sour.
...Yeah, Xuesong is different from me, not a monster, so how could she be interested in me.
And now he finally understands that he is not interested in women.In other words, there is no interest in the male characters in the film.
All his nerves, all the cells in his body were activated by the person in front of him.
If it wasn't for him, it wouldn't work.
Gu Qixi hummed softly, scratched the sofa with her fingers, her eyes blurred.
He said to Yang Yi, "Do you want my help?"
Yang Yi gasped for a moment, at least he didn't use his fingers to pinch Gu Qixi so hard.
He quickly said: "I, I don't need it!"
Gu Qixi: "Why, don't you feel uncomfortable?"
How could Yang Yi not feel uncomfortable, he was about to explode.
Gu Qixi stretched out his hand, and lightly touched Yang Yi: "Your place has become like this."
Yang Yi quickly stopped him: "No need, no need."
If Gu Qixi were to do this kind of thing for him today, he really didn't know if he could turn back in the future.
Gu Qixi said "Hmm..." and said lazily, "Really."
His body trembled, and he let out a long and happy breath.Then turn off the TV and enter the legendary sage mode.
He patted Yang Yi's hand and said, "I'm fine."
Yang Yi seemed to be frightened, let go of his hand, quickly took two steps back, left the range of the sofa, turned around and ran to the toilet.
Gu Qixi still commented leisurely: "So shy."
In the toilet, Yang Yi looked at his hand, there was something Gu Qixi on it.His face flushed, he lowered his head, and sniffed lightly.
Then he squatted down unbearably, and a voice came from deep in his throat: "Ah..."
What to do, he seemed to be unable to bear it.
He really likes it, really likes cedar.
I really want to hug him, I really want to kiss him, I really want to do to him what people in TV do.
——Then it’s fine if you don’t do it.
In the empty toilet, Yang Yi suddenly heard such a voice.
Startled by the sound, he stood up from the ground and looked around.
"Who is speaking?"
- I am you.
But besides Yang Yi, there was naturally no one else in the toilet.
—Don't look, I'm right here.
After the words fell, Yang Yi felt that his body was out of control.The palm of the left hand was raised, and the index finger pointed to the mirror.
Throwing away his hand in panic, and holding down that arm with one hand, Yang Yi rushed to the mirror in the bathroom and looked at the mirror.
The expression of the person in the mirror changed.
Yang Yi looked at the screen and couldn't help but let out a low cry.
The man in the mirror said: "Don't speak loudly, you will be discovered by the system."
Yang Yi was surprised: "Who the hell are you, what's going on?!"
"You can call me Fu Xinghan." The man in the mirror said, "I am you."
"But... it's you from another world."
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