The self-cultivation of the general attack

"Lu Chen, I'm hungry." Liang Xia propped her chin and looked at Lu Chen who was concentrating on the computer screen.

"Little brother ~ little brother ~ today is the Dragon Boat Festival, uh..." Lu Chen definitely doesn't love him anymore, definitely doesn't love him anymore.Ahhh, my heart is suffering...

So boring, so boring, why ignore me?beep beep...

"Lu Chen, when I was chasing you, I tried my best to spoil you to heaven. Now that I have managed to catch you, you are ignoring me." Fa was happy.

"Lu Chen, marry me~" Affectionate style × 1

"Lu Chen, marry me~" Affectionate style × 2

"Lu Chen, I am your uncle." Fried hair ing

Liang Xia pouted, spread her legs and sat on Lu Chen's lap, and wrapped her arms around Lu Chen's neck vaguely.

Their eyes collided, and Lu Chen raised his eyebrows: "Go to the other side."

"No, no, today's Dragon Boat Festival, let's go surfing~" Liang Xia twisted her hips, begging for adoption pitifully.

"I'm busy." Lu Chen covered someone's hungry face, serious.

"Do you want to go? If not, I'll do it by myself." Liang Xia rested her chin on Lu's shoulder sullenly, her voice tinged with temptation.

"The legs should be opened into an 'M' shape, and I will call your name while doing it, like this: ah... Lu Chen... no——don't~ah~~~"

Lu Chen: ...

Decisively dragging someone out the door.

"Lu Chen, Lu Chen! I want to wholesale popsicles, the kind that are round, thick, and long!" Liang Xia looked at the ice cream wholesale brand with bright eyes, gestured desperately with both hands, and then seemed to feel that the description was perfect. Not enough image to add another sentence: "It's the same thing you use to fuck me."

Lu Chen: ...

Decisively drag someone away.

"Lu Chen, Lu Chen! Maybe we don't have enough condoms at home." Passing by a convenience store...

"Why not enough?" Lu Chen said indifferently.

"Hmm..." Liang Xia propped her chin and thought for a long time. "Probably because you on the bed are like a wolf like a tiger, and I'm like a fire..."

Lu Chen: ... "No need, we can have a baby."

Drag it away decisively.

"But Lu Chen, there is a serious problem."

"Say."

"I don't know how to have children. It is said that having a child will push the prostate... Then I will climax with a slight movement, so what do you want? I have a child, is it enough?" Liang Xia said so .

Lu Chen: ...Go into the convenience store.

He wants to buy a box of tape, don't ask him what he uses it for! ! !

"Lu Chen, Lu Chen!"

"what happened again?"

"Where are we going?"

"Have a meal."

"What kind of food are you eating? Wouldn't it be good to eat me?"

"Liang Xia, I have a question."

"Any question, just ask!" Liang Xia blinked her eyes, expressing curiosity.

"How did you chase me back then?" How did I get chased by pigs back then? ! !

"Hey...it should, probably, be an old routine like a physical promise?"

Lu Chen: Liang Xia, I'm so tired, let's break up, we won't be friends anymore...

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Shen Lan pressed the last button and stretched in a good mood.

"Mom, come and help make zongzi!" Su Shaoli poked his head out from the door, staring at the woman who was fishing in troubled water with a displeased expression, and touched the woman for most of the day.

"Hmm," Shen Lan nodded with a smile, and glanced at the bookcase that had just arrived on the bookshelf, and couldn't help but clicked 32 likes for her plan.

Put this medicine into the zongzi specially fed to Xiao Shaoli, and then drag Su Yi out to the world of two.

If Xiao Xiaozhe can even resist the charming little goblin, there is really nothing he can do for his mother...

Oh, by the way, there is one more thing for them to clean up.

With a smile on her face, Shen Lan picked up a box of small paratroopers and put them in a relatively inconspicuous and easy-to-find place in Su Shaoli's room.

I am such a good mother~ There are not many good mothers like me...

"Mom, come and help!"

"Here we come, we come." Hee hee, let him think about where to go tonight.

The author has something to say:

I am really sorry everyone.Originally saved a week's worth of manuscripts, and planned to make a big update at the Dragon Boat Festival.It's a pity that I didn't expect to fall in school, thanks to my hard work...

What can I do, the baby is also very helpless...

But fortunately, I turned to the backup of another chapter from my bag, so the Dragon Boat Festival can barely survive the Dragon Boat Festival by relying on this episode and that chapter.

I'll try to add more next week! (＞﹏＜)

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