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Chapter 3 Chapter 3 · Daily life

Hei Wuchang Xuancang is conducting daily inspections in the scorching hell, with his usual cold face, indifferent to the tragic scene of beings being scorched, burned, pierced and cut.When I first arrived in hell, I was so disgusted by these scenes that I vomited, and I was so frightened that I lost sleep.However, counting the crimes of all living beings, it is found that they just deserve what they deserve.

As he was walking, a group of fluffy things rushed up from behind, and he pulled it down with a black face, and saw that it was Shi Yu's cat.

"Master Xuancang, Shiyu hasn't come back from our house for so long, he must be addicted to the beauty of female undead, so please help Shiyu to inspect Abi Hell together!" The cat jumped a few times.

Xuancang resolutely refused: "I'm helping your master enjoy the holiday now. What's more, the pain of Abi Hell is a thousand times the pain of the first seven floors combined. Who wants to go?"

Miao Ke spread out the cat cake in disappointment, "Master Xuancang is really impersonal, meow!"

"Because I'm a ghost."

Miao Ke immediately fainted.

"Meow Ke! I heard the jailer of Abi Hell say that you are here, so you are really here!" Shi Yu ran towards Meow Ke from afar.

"Ah! Master Shigure!" Meowke revived with full blood when he heard Shigure's voice, ran away, jumped up and threw him to the ground, "You are finally back! Does the deceased look good?"

Xuan Cang turned his head and saw a person and a cat lying on the ground, thinking that if the cat were replaced by a human, the picture would be seductive for no reason.But Shi Yu seemed to say that he was going to kill him before going to work, so Xuan Cang clenched the indescribable stick in his hand.The so-called indescribable stick is actually a stick with a hook at the top. The material is unknown, but the lethality is huge.

Shiyu was sitting on the ground rubbing Meowke's face, and was hit by a flying stick in the face, and fell backwards.The picture is a bit tragic.

He suddenly became furious, and cursed at Xuan Cang: "I haven't beaten you yet, why do you do it when we meet! If my face is disfigured, will you make another one?"

Xuan Cang steadily caught the whirling stick, without changing his face: "Anyway, we will always end up in a fight when we meet, so it's better to fight first."

After speaking, he turned and walked away happily.

In the middle of the walk, he took a few steps back and said to Shi Yu, "You can insure your face."

Shi Yu gouged him out angrily, unexpectedly gave up fighting back, and picked Miao Ke up to have dinner instead.Xuancang let out a "hum", and the two walked in opposite directions in unison.

canteen----

Xuan Cang walked towards his favorite seat with the dinner plate in his hand, and ended up——

"!"

Shi Yu was actually here too.Meow Ke was squatting on his shoulder, coveting the small dried fish on the dinner plate.

With a "click", a corner of Xuan Cang's dinner plate was crushed to pieces.The clear cracking sound attracted the attention of the man in white clothes, Shi Yu was clearly still angry, and stared at him fiercely for two seconds.The two are enemies, but after a fight, they always meet again tacitly.

What the hell setting!

Xuan Cang turned around to find another seat, it was time for dinner, just now he stared at Shi Yu for two seconds, and there were no more seats left.There is only a gap that can barely be squeezed in at the edge of Shiyu.

……

People eat for food.

You have to eat, and you can't eat standing up to prevent your stomach from sagging and destroying your figure.

do my best.

Xuan Cang's heart skipped a beat, and he walked towards Shi Yu.

"Hey - move me a place." Xuan Cang looked down at Shi Yu who was sitting at the table.

Shi Yu didn't move at all, but Miao Ke, who was sitting on his shoulder, shrank his buttocks, freeing up a centimeter for Xuan Cang.Resisting the urge to lift Shigu and throw it out, Xuanzang put one leg into the gap first and then the other regardless of his demeanor.In the end, I managed to squeeze myself in.

At this point, Shi Yu had no choice but to move aside reluctantly in order not to be squeezed.

Xuan Cang felt complacent.

"You're a little flop today, did you get dumped by the dead?"

"Dump your sister!" Shi Yu poked him with a chopstick, kicked him under the table, and then lowered his head to concentrate on dealing with the head of hell's delicacies - the Santuchuan giant crab.Miao Ke happily ate a large plate of small dried fish, making a crunching sound.The atmosphere became inexplicably a little sticky.

"It doesn't matter if you get dumped," Xuan Cang said indifferently, as if he had come here, "She can go to be tortured right away."

Now that's an understatement.

Back then when everyone was newcomer to hell, one was cruel to the left, and one was disgusting to the right.Now throwing someone casually into the lowest level of Abi Hell is as easy as picking boogers.

It's really getting more and more promising.

"Hmm... the undead I met today is a bit strange." Shi Yu put down the crab shell, "Why does it feel like she's still alive?"

"There are too many dead people, misjudgment is inevitable." Xuan Cang glanced at him contemptuously.

"Then let her out?"

"Without the order of Hades, whoever let her out will be punished. I said that you are such a mother-in-law today, do you like her?"

With a sound of "噗嗤", Xuan Cang's hand was pierced by a fork, and bright red blood oozes out.Shi Yu shook the handle of the fork in extreme annoyance, admiring Xuan Cang's distorted expression due to pain with mischief, and raised the corner of his mouth, "You can say it again. I still have a fork." Then he threw the murder weapon On one side, slowly wipe off the blood.

"I don't swear, because I have better hands-on ability." Xuancang stood up with a smile, and picked up the indescribable stick that he carried with him.

"Thank you Master Shiyu for your hospitality, the dried fish is so delicious meow~" Meowke pulled his head out of the food bowl, unaware of the tense atmosphere on the dining table. "Wow! Master Xuancang is bleeding? Was it caught by the crabs in Santuchuan?"

When Shi Yu heard this, his face darkened.

Bleed bleed bleed.

Those who bleed and die should enter the pool of blood hell.

"Meowke, let's go!"

Shigure went out with Meowke, and was hit by an indescribable stick.

"Mist Grass Xuancang! Your uncle!" A young man screamed from outside the cafeteria.

"I have already said that I have strong hands-on ability." Xuan Cang opened his hand, waiting for the indescribable stick to return to his hand.

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