often no black and white

When Xuan Cang woke up, Shi Yu was standing in front of the bed with a worried expression on his face.

Seeing Xuan Cang open his eyes, he immediately changed his impatient expression, snorted and prepared to walk away.

"Stop!" Xuan Cang jumped up, frowning, "I wanted to run after stabbing someone else."

"What are you doing, my cat saved you, so it's evened out." Shi Yu smiled rascally, speaking so logically that Xuan Cang almost believed it for a moment.

"It makes sense! Who told me to hit me when I was about to die?" Xuan Cang stretched out his hand, and an indescribable stick flew over from an unknown direction.

Shi Yu waved his hand guiltily: "You heard me wrong, how could I say such mentally retarded words." After finishing speaking, he walked away.

"'I'll type whatever you want' is so wise and self-aware, I'm glad you can say it." Xuan Cang weighed the indescribable stick, and threw it at Shi Yu.

"Wow? Are you going to create a murder case in broad daylight?!" Shi Yu threw himself onto the bed and covered himself with the quilt.Effectively avoided Xuancang's attack.

"You still want to hide?! Who do you think you are?!" Xuan Cang also sat down on the bed, throwing off the quilt to beat Shiyu violently.

As a rookie, Shi Yu naturally couldn't beat Xuan Cang who was fully fired.So he closed his eyes resignedly.

Alas, the dignified Bai Wuchang is about to die in the hands of Hei Wuchang, what a big joke that happens once in ten thousand years.

However, the water in the blood pond is so useful, if Xuancang beats him to death, he will be resurrected immediately after drinking it, which seems to be okay.

Various plans and countermeasures rolled through his mind, Shi Yu swallowed his saliva, waiting for Xuancang's revenge.

As a result, after waiting for a long time, the rain didn't feel any pain.

He opened his eyes cautiously.

Seeing his appearance, Xuan Cang finally burst out laughing.

Laughed at?

Shi Yu blushed and shouted: "If you want to kill me, kill me! A scholar can be killed without humiliation! Are you still laughing?"

Xuan Cang laughed even harder, almost crying.

Shi Yu became furious, and was about to jump up to fight him, but Xuan Cang fell on the bed, lying side by side with Shi Yu.

???

The turning point was so sudden that Shi Yu was a little confused.

"Hey, when are you getting married? Do you have any plans? Are you about the same age?" Xuan Cang looked at the ceiling.

"Marry? It is impossible to get married in this life. I have dated a hundred or eighty girls, all of whom are serious, and they have to marry together if they want to get married. But hell strictly enforces monogamy, so there is no way to get married." Shi Yu said helplessly.

"Then you want to stay single forever?"

"if not?"

"Don't you consider same-sex emotions?"

"Xuan Cang, your uncle! I like girls so much, you actually question my orientation!"

"I just gave you a solution to the single problem, what are you excited about?"

"I have a hundred or eighty girlfriends, and none of them are single! Also, even if I'm bent, I can't like you. You are dull and uninterested, and you often violent others. It is really not suitable for you object."

Xuancang smirked, and stretched out an indescribable stick towards Shiyu.

"Wow? Are you going to hit me again?"

"What's wrong with beating you? You still have to choose a date for beating you?"

So the room started a punching and kicking competition.

"You bastard! If you have the ability to throw away your weapon and go one-on-one!"

"I threw an indescribable stick, and another stick, would you like to try it?"

"Rolling, I also have a stick, do you want to take it off for Bibi?"

"Comparison!"

"Are you disgusting?!"

……

Meow happily hopped to the door, only to hear an indescribable sound in the room.It chased its own tail and turned around several times. After confirming that it was not an auditory hallucination, it jumped three feet high in fright.

"Master Xuancang gave Master Shiyu to...?" Miao Ke knocked on the door, but there was no sign of anyone coming to open the door.

"emmmmm—bullying me as a single meow?!" Meowke walked away angrily, "I'm going to find a friend right now! You can do it and so can I! Meow!"