It is difficult for the ministers! [system]

Spoiler.

When Xiao Yunfei was nine years old, she sat in the living room waiting for her grandpa to come back for dinner, but she couldn't wait, so Wu Cai let her eat first, and reheated new meals when Grandpa Xiao came back.

When Xiao Yunfei had just finished eating and strolled around the huge yard of her home, she patted her belly and felt that she had almost digested it.

Finally, there was movement of reining in the horse at the door.

Xiao Yunfei ran over to pick up Grandpa Xiao with her calves: "Grandpa, why are you back so late?"

Master Xiao got off his horse immediately, he lifted Xiao Yunfei and carried her back to the yard, he subconsciously stroked Xiao Yunfei's little head, and smiled lovingly: "Little darling, have you eaten yet?"

Xiao Yunfei never fails in the skill of eating.

Xiao Yunfei said: "I ate two bowls of rice with braised quail pork, mashed taro, squirrel fish and cold fungus cucumber for lunch."

Taifu Xiao couldn't help laughing at his granddaughter's appetite, and said, "Hahaha, your appetite is very much like your old man's."

Although she was laughing happily, Xiao Yunfei saw her grandpa's brows and eyes full of joy and joy, as if he had returned from a victorious battle.

Xiao Yunfei guessed: "Grandpa, have you been made things difficult again?"

In fact, she knew very well that her grandfather would never lose in words, especially for the current emperor, that is, his students.Neither will be at a disadvantage.

as expected.Mrs. Xiao said happily: "The emperor's child can't do anything to grandpa. No matter how big he grows up, he is still grandpa's student, so he dare not disrespect grandpa casually."

Xiao Yunfei said worriedly: "But he made things difficult for you last time."

She didn't understand why the emperor often made things difficult for grandpa on purpose, but why grandpa never refused to come, like playing a game, and even went back without fear of death.Every time Uncle Mingguang Emperor would get a headache from anger, or he would not eat, just like a child.

Especially when she heard that Emperor Mingguang lost in a chess game and was slashed by his grandfather. Of course, that slash must have been a mouthful. The Emperor Mingguang was so angry on the couch on the spot that the empress dowager was so frightened that the two of them mediate between.

If the Empress Dowager hadn't prevented Emperor Mingguang from continuing to provoke, Emperor Mingguang probably would have lost his life in a few years.

Sometimes Xiao Yunfei really wondered if the emperor was out of his mind. He knew that he couldn't beat his grandfather, and he couldn't beat such an old grandfather. [-] failures.

As the saying goes, the most humble person is invincible, and her grandfather is the representative and anti-model.But Emperor Mingguang still looked over eagerly, and was slapped in the face by his grandfather.

It made Xiao Yunfei sometimes suspect that the current emperor of the Great Zhou Kingdom, Emperor Mingguang, is actually a shaky m.Recently, I heard that he had a fierce fight with many old courtiers, and he was about to be overwhelmed. Fortunately, it was his grandfather who turned the tide of the battle and helped Emperor Mingguang.

In this way, although Emperor Mingguang was grateful, he seemed to be even more angry with his incompetence.He fainted on the spot and fell asleep for three days.Later, when she heard that her grandfather went to see Emperor Mingguang, she laughed at his name: Li Santian.

At that time, Emperor Mingguang was so angry that he was about to faint again, but he persisted and did not faint, and after recovering from his illness, his ability to fight against his grandfather increased rapidly.

After that, Grandpa had no choice but to adopt other tactics against Emperor Mingguang.

Also, she heard that this kind and poisonous Emperor Mingguang has a heart-warming padded jacket in his family, who seems to be called Princess Guantao.

I don't know what she looks like?Does it look good?Are you as stingy as Emperor Mingguang?

Xiao Yunfei said: "Why is the emperor's question called embarrassing? Didn't you see that when Grandpa answered it, his face turned green."

"Isn't it good for us to offend the emperor like this?"

Taifu Xiao seems to have made military exploits, and his military exploits are the emperor's defeat. It seems that the old man secretly wrote it down in his diary, and it is said that he intends to pass it on to future generations.That is her, Xiao Yunfei.

When Xiao Yunfei heard about it at the time, she felt that she was about to receive a hot potato, so she was so frightened that she quickly said no to her grandfather. .

Mrs. Xiao analyzed excitedly: "Grandpa secretly told you, in fact, this uncle emperor is not scary at all, he is just a paper tiger."

Xiao Yunfei said speechlessly: "Paper tigers are too small to look down on people. Grandpa is the emperor."

Taifu Xiao was still proud and honored of his status as the successor of the third prince, he said: "Even the emperor can't do whatever he wants with our family. By the way, have you done your homework?"

Xiao Yunfei said as if reporting daily homework: "I tore it up."

"Good job! Is Lu Guban very angry?" Taifu Xiao immediately shaved Xiao Yunfei's little nose with his beard.

Xiao Yunfei refused his beard, and she reminded: "Grandpa, I heard that Taifu Lu is a candidate for the next crown prince. Is it really good for me to treat him like this? And he taught me very patiently."

Mrs. Xiao said disapprovingly, "I think it's Mr. Lu who saw your intelligence and wisdom, and wanted to guide you. He thought beautifully. Of course, my obedience was taught by Mr. Xiao."

What made Xiao Yunfei speechless was her grandpa's style of painting, she said: "But grandpa, you taught me everything, skipping classes, fighting, and cursing like a shrew. It made everyone dare not approach me .Although it is for my identity."

Taifu Xiao raised his eyebrows and said: "This is just one of the aspects. The more important thing is that I don't want you to be like old man Lu, who is useless except for knowledge. I hope you can get exercise in winning people's hearts and guessing people's hearts. The rest of you Just put it in a secondary place."

Xiao Yunfei said: "But you also need knowledge to calm others down."

In this regard, Taifu Xiao has his own way. In other words, he is a rebellious person by nature. If it is not an era of peace, but a time of war, Taifu Xiao may still be a big hero.

He disdainfully said: "The literati can only suppress the literati, but if you meet a soldier, can you still reason with him? Does he listen to you? So grandpa needs you to sharpen your mouth, and the first choice is to sharpen your mouth. You have to understand and analyze the position of others, and analyze his purpose and thoughts from his position."

"Even if you can't restore it 100%, you have almost mastered this person."

Xiao Yunfei had a headache and said, "But why does grandpa train me so much? I'm not going to be an official in the court."

Taifu Xiao immediately taught: "What do you mean, Grandpa just wants you to become an official in the court, replace Zhao Kan, stand in front of the emperor and block his eyes. He is so reasonable that he can't touch you casually. As long as you don't break the law. "

Xiao Yunfei: ...

Grandpa, you can bully the emperor, why do you want to drag me with you?

I don't want to step on a tiger's back and swing.

She cautiously tried to persuade her grandfather: "Grandpa, the emperor is a reasonable person, so you can bully him and be angry with him, otherwise it would be a long time ago for someone else."

Instead, Taifu Xiao put on an expression that he was trying to save face for Emperor Mingguang, and he snorted coldly: "If it's another emperor, grandpa wouldn't give him a fart, it's because Mingguang is self-righteous and rebellious, boasting that he is a Mingjun , that's why grandpa wanted to bully him."

"Actually, secretly, he is a stinky fart."

Xiao Yunfei: "...Are you trying to kill my grandfather?"

Taifu Xiao immediately changed his face to Xiao Yunfei, and said softly: "No way, if you can climb up to the head of Emperor Mingguang in the future and let him have nothing to do with you, you will reach the level of grandpa."

As soon as this word comes out.

Xiao Yunfei almost didn't spit it out, she complained: "Wouldn't that be wandering around the bottom line frantically to test? This is too cheap."

Taifu Xiao said very down-to-earth: "If you are not cheap, some people will think you are easy to bully. Remember, we are the descendants of San Gong, so we cannot embarrass our ancestors."

Xiao Yunfei said: "Apart from saving the great emperor of Zhou, did the ancestors have any other achievements?"

Speaking of this, Taifu Xiao seemed to think of another thing worth showing off for a hundred years, he said: "Grandfather quietly told you something, a letter that was passed down quietly by Tai, Zu, and others."

"Ok?"

Mrs. Xiao proudly looked like an old wolf king with missing teeth. He bared his teeth and said with a smile: "Our ancestors kicked the buttocks of the Li family's grandparents, ripped off his clothes, and threw his dragon belt on the ground. I sold it on the black market. The money I got was just enough to buy good rice paper to wipe my butt."

Xiao Yunfei: ...

I read.

This family can be called the Xiaojian family.