It is difficult for the ministers! [system]
Chapter 14 The Emperor's Rainbow Fart
Emperor Mingguang looked at the contents of the memorial, even if it wasn't good news, his face was still calm, but Eunuch Gao, who knew him well, knew that His Majesty was about to explode.
The reason for His Majesty's anger is Liu Shoucheng, Minister of the Ministry of War. During the investigation of the corruption case of the prime minister's son, he accidentally fell off his horse and broke his leg. He was delayed for a few days. It happened that the prime minister's people wiped away the last bit of evidence up.
Liu Shoucheng leaned on his crutches to investigate again, but he could not catch any evidence, so he lost an opportunity created by His Majesty for nothing.
Such great opportunities will be difficult to come by in the future, and then the prime minister will be more cautious. He will not leave any clues to make it difficult for His Majesty to seize his handle and weaken his power.
Eunuch Gao said: "Your Majesty, Lord Liu is already on his way back."
Emperor Mingguang looked confused and said, "Where is Prime Minister Zhao?"
Eunuch Gao said: "President Zhao has not gone to court for three days to avoid suspicion."
avoid arousing suspicion?
At this moment, Emperor Mingguang only had distrust in his eyes.
Seeing this, Eunuch Gao took the opportunity to say: "Lord Xiao is waiting outside, do you want to meet, Your Majesty?"
Emperor Mingguang didn't respond, instead he stroked his beard with his palms, not knowing what he was thinking.
"How did she behave in the first few days in office?"
When Eunuch Gao heard His Majesty venting his anger, he couldn't help sweating and said: "Master Xiao has only been in office for two days, so it shouldn't show much, it can only be regarded as quite satisfactory."
After Mingguang Emperor heard it, he said uncharacteristically: "It's too slow, too slow, and now it's not as good as that fox." Eunuch Gao understood a little bit, His Majesty wants to win a game in another place matter.
At that moment, he lowered his head and said, "Lord Xiao is now the Minister of the Ministry of War. In the imperial court, she is the youngest official of the Ministry of War of the third rank."
Emperor Mingguang pointed out, "Everyone knows how she got her position."
This obviously reminds Xiao Yunfei that she passed the imperial examination and entered the Imperial Academy at the age of 17, and at the same time served as the editor of the Imperial Academy for three years, but in fact her performance in the Imperial Academy has always been quite satisfactory, and there is nothing outstanding.
Even the veteran officials of the Hanlin Academy had only a good opinion of this person.
"Occasionally she can be a blockbuster, but she often acts out of common sense. There are three mistakes that others make, and she may have ten."
But the only advantage, articulate, was recognized by Emperor Mingguang.
It has to be said that as soon as Xiao Yunfei opened his mouth to speak, his heart felt inexplicably comfortable.
Emperor Mingguang thought of this, and waved: "Let her in."
Those who are in the upper position make good use of their talents, and those who are able live in them.The virtuous live in it, and the virtuous lose it.No matter what time you can keep a calm heart, no matter how bad the situation is, you can find a way to reverse the trend.
At this moment, Xiao Yunfei was standing outside the hall, requesting to be summoned.
She waited for almost the whole morning. She thought that they would meet soon, but she still dawdled for so long. It seems that His Majesty's anger is very strong this time, which cannot be quenched by ordinary water.
She tried to think of a way to shy away from the aging tiger king.
Wait for Eunuch Gao to come out.
Xiao Yunfei approached affectionately and said, "Eunuch Gao, I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss you so much hahaha."
Hearing her laughter, Eunuch Gao was frightened and reminded: "Oh my Lord Xiao, don't laugh heartlessly anymore."
Xiao Yunfei cheerfully proposed two jars of wine: "What's the matter? I haven't seen you for a long time, here is the baijiu I prepared for you a long time ago."
As soon as Eunuch Gao's eyes lit up, he reached out to take the wine and asked his godson to take it back.
"If you have a heart, you have a heart, but my lord, you don't want to speak first when you go in, wait until His Majesty speaks."
"The last important point is that if His Majesty doesn't smile, don't be too cheerful..."
She said gratefully: "Yun Fei would like to obey Eunuch Gao's kind words."
After finishing speaking, she straightened her skirt and walked into the Tai Chi Hall.
Xiao Yunfei had just entered, and hadn't had time to kowtow.
Emperor Mingguang was standing above, he threw the zhezi on the ground, and the zhezi came to her feet smoothly along the marble floor.
Xiao Yunfei went to bow down and said, "My minister Xiao Yunfei sees Your Majesty."
As she spoke, she picked up the memorial and looked at it openly.
When Emperor Mingguang saw her unafraid behavior, there was a hint of surprise in his dark eyes, but it was only fleeting. It was so difficult for the emperor to let others notice any of his emotions.
"What is this all about? It's clearly that old Dong... Zhao Xiang is playing tricks."
Emperor Mingguang said: "You just stopped halfway, what do you want to express?"
"Is it the old prime minister? I still respect Mr. Zhao."
He couldn't believe that the kid was just swearing.
"to be frank."
Xiao Yunfei gritted her teeth and said, "This old bastard, Te Niang, is covering up her son's corruption and lewdness, but a person in his teens is so ignorant of the seriousness. A person like him who harms others and benefits himself should have stepped down a long time ago, and let those who are able I'm living here."
Emperor Mingguang heard a slightly pleasing sentence, and his tone was not as serious as before: "Who is capable?"
Xiao Yunfei immediately said: "Of course it is Liu Shoucheng, Mr. Liu, pity my boss, he is handsome, with broad shoulders and narrow waist, but now he is going to be a cripple, while the prime minister's son escaped unharmed, it is really unfair!"
"It's really your idea."
"Your Majesty, can I still lie to you! If it weren't for my incompetence, I really want to help Your Majesty clean up this nasty old thing. Even his son."
Emperor Mingguang heard her impulsive tone and angry look, which did not appear to be faking at all. It can be said that Xiao Yunfei disliked Zhao Xiang much more than he did.
It made him suddenly feel that he had found a kindred spirit.
Yes, Zhao Xiang and his son Zhao Gou can compete with his people now that they have half the sky in civil and military affairs, and Zhao Kan is still the grandfather of the prince. The prince now has a large relative and is young. This is not a good thing.
Really as Xiao Yunfei said, this father and son are really annoying.
Unknowingly, he walked in front of Xiao Yunfei, and looked at her kneeling on the ground from above: "How do you want to help me share my worries?"
Xiao Yunfei immediately patted her chest, looking completely like a dog's leg: "Your Majesty, whatever you say, I will do it. It is best to find a weak point that I am familiar with and give Zhao Xiang a counterattack."
Emperor Mingguang sarcastically said: "Zhao Xiang is perfect, what flaws can he have?"
Xiao Yunfei: "Fart."
"presumptuous."
She hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, I said that no matter how powerful Prime Minister Zhao is, he will still fart with his ass pouted."
Emperor Mingguang snorted coldly: "Vulgar language."
Xiao Yunfei had no choice but to put on a bitter face, and she complained: "You don't know how powerful Zhao Xiang's fart is."
"I don't want to hear it."
She saw Emperor Mingguang clearly said that he didn't want to hear it, but he still stood in front of her and didn't leave.
It's really blunt, I just want to hear her scold Prime Minister Zhao.
Xiao Yunfei laughed and said: "Your Majesty, one day I saw Zhao Xiang standing outside the palace, and everyone complimented him, but a gust of wind happened to blow Zhao Xiang's back pendant up like a missile. stand up."
"Then after the wind passed, there was a stink everywhere, and everyone said it was delicious, it smells delicious."
"You see, there are so many civil and military people eating his farts."
This remark is unreasonable and unreasonable.
It's just that Xiao Yunfei still deliberately smeared Zhao Xiang's personal emotions, Emperor Mingguang could hear it naturally, and Xiao Yunfei now has the same attitude towards Zhao Xiang as he does.
Emperor Mingguang frowned slightly and said, "What about you?"
Xiao Yunfei said triumphantly: "Of course the old fart is not as fragrant as His Majesty's rainbow fart, why should I smell his?"
Emperor Mingguang: ...
Eunuch Gao: ...
Ding—【Brother】—This host, we brothers and sisters, did not choose the wrong person at the beginning, you can eat it when you look at this flattery.
What an extreme dog leg.
Ding--………
The author has something to say:
Grass: The ultimate dog leg.
Xiao Yunfei: It's a witty dog leg.
Grass: ... Bah.
Xiao Yunfei: Ah hey, you just pissed off, right, right! ! !
The reason for His Majesty's anger is Liu Shoucheng, Minister of the Ministry of War. During the investigation of the corruption case of the prime minister's son, he accidentally fell off his horse and broke his leg. He was delayed for a few days. It happened that the prime minister's people wiped away the last bit of evidence up.
Liu Shoucheng leaned on his crutches to investigate again, but he could not catch any evidence, so he lost an opportunity created by His Majesty for nothing.
Such great opportunities will be difficult to come by in the future, and then the prime minister will be more cautious. He will not leave any clues to make it difficult for His Majesty to seize his handle and weaken his power.
Eunuch Gao said: "Your Majesty, Lord Liu is already on his way back."
Emperor Mingguang looked confused and said, "Where is Prime Minister Zhao?"
Eunuch Gao said: "President Zhao has not gone to court for three days to avoid suspicion."
avoid arousing suspicion?
At this moment, Emperor Mingguang only had distrust in his eyes.
Seeing this, Eunuch Gao took the opportunity to say: "Lord Xiao is waiting outside, do you want to meet, Your Majesty?"
Emperor Mingguang didn't respond, instead he stroked his beard with his palms, not knowing what he was thinking.
"How did she behave in the first few days in office?"
When Eunuch Gao heard His Majesty venting his anger, he couldn't help sweating and said: "Master Xiao has only been in office for two days, so it shouldn't show much, it can only be regarded as quite satisfactory."
After Mingguang Emperor heard it, he said uncharacteristically: "It's too slow, too slow, and now it's not as good as that fox." Eunuch Gao understood a little bit, His Majesty wants to win a game in another place matter.
At that moment, he lowered his head and said, "Lord Xiao is now the Minister of the Ministry of War. In the imperial court, she is the youngest official of the Ministry of War of the third rank."
Emperor Mingguang pointed out, "Everyone knows how she got her position."
This obviously reminds Xiao Yunfei that she passed the imperial examination and entered the Imperial Academy at the age of 17, and at the same time served as the editor of the Imperial Academy for three years, but in fact her performance in the Imperial Academy has always been quite satisfactory, and there is nothing outstanding.
Even the veteran officials of the Hanlin Academy had only a good opinion of this person.
"Occasionally she can be a blockbuster, but she often acts out of common sense. There are three mistakes that others make, and she may have ten."
But the only advantage, articulate, was recognized by Emperor Mingguang.
It has to be said that as soon as Xiao Yunfei opened his mouth to speak, his heart felt inexplicably comfortable.
Emperor Mingguang thought of this, and waved: "Let her in."
Those who are in the upper position make good use of their talents, and those who are able live in them.The virtuous live in it, and the virtuous lose it.No matter what time you can keep a calm heart, no matter how bad the situation is, you can find a way to reverse the trend.
At this moment, Xiao Yunfei was standing outside the hall, requesting to be summoned.
She waited for almost the whole morning. She thought that they would meet soon, but she still dawdled for so long. It seems that His Majesty's anger is very strong this time, which cannot be quenched by ordinary water.
She tried to think of a way to shy away from the aging tiger king.
Wait for Eunuch Gao to come out.
Xiao Yunfei approached affectionately and said, "Eunuch Gao, I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss you so much hahaha."
Hearing her laughter, Eunuch Gao was frightened and reminded: "Oh my Lord Xiao, don't laugh heartlessly anymore."
Xiao Yunfei cheerfully proposed two jars of wine: "What's the matter? I haven't seen you for a long time, here is the baijiu I prepared for you a long time ago."
As soon as Eunuch Gao's eyes lit up, he reached out to take the wine and asked his godson to take it back.
"If you have a heart, you have a heart, but my lord, you don't want to speak first when you go in, wait until His Majesty speaks."
"The last important point is that if His Majesty doesn't smile, don't be too cheerful..."
She said gratefully: "Yun Fei would like to obey Eunuch Gao's kind words."
After finishing speaking, she straightened her skirt and walked into the Tai Chi Hall.
Xiao Yunfei had just entered, and hadn't had time to kowtow.
Emperor Mingguang was standing above, he threw the zhezi on the ground, and the zhezi came to her feet smoothly along the marble floor.
Xiao Yunfei went to bow down and said, "My minister Xiao Yunfei sees Your Majesty."
As she spoke, she picked up the memorial and looked at it openly.
When Emperor Mingguang saw her unafraid behavior, there was a hint of surprise in his dark eyes, but it was only fleeting. It was so difficult for the emperor to let others notice any of his emotions.
"What is this all about? It's clearly that old Dong... Zhao Xiang is playing tricks."
Emperor Mingguang said: "You just stopped halfway, what do you want to express?"
"Is it the old prime minister? I still respect Mr. Zhao."
He couldn't believe that the kid was just swearing.
"to be frank."
Xiao Yunfei gritted her teeth and said, "This old bastard, Te Niang, is covering up her son's corruption and lewdness, but a person in his teens is so ignorant of the seriousness. A person like him who harms others and benefits himself should have stepped down a long time ago, and let those who are able I'm living here."
Emperor Mingguang heard a slightly pleasing sentence, and his tone was not as serious as before: "Who is capable?"
Xiao Yunfei immediately said: "Of course it is Liu Shoucheng, Mr. Liu, pity my boss, he is handsome, with broad shoulders and narrow waist, but now he is going to be a cripple, while the prime minister's son escaped unharmed, it is really unfair!"
"It's really your idea."
"Your Majesty, can I still lie to you! If it weren't for my incompetence, I really want to help Your Majesty clean up this nasty old thing. Even his son."
Emperor Mingguang heard her impulsive tone and angry look, which did not appear to be faking at all. It can be said that Xiao Yunfei disliked Zhao Xiang much more than he did.
It made him suddenly feel that he had found a kindred spirit.
Yes, Zhao Xiang and his son Zhao Gou can compete with his people now that they have half the sky in civil and military affairs, and Zhao Kan is still the grandfather of the prince. The prince now has a large relative and is young. This is not a good thing.
Really as Xiao Yunfei said, this father and son are really annoying.
Unknowingly, he walked in front of Xiao Yunfei, and looked at her kneeling on the ground from above: "How do you want to help me share my worries?"
Xiao Yunfei immediately patted her chest, looking completely like a dog's leg: "Your Majesty, whatever you say, I will do it. It is best to find a weak point that I am familiar with and give Zhao Xiang a counterattack."
Emperor Mingguang sarcastically said: "Zhao Xiang is perfect, what flaws can he have?"
Xiao Yunfei: "Fart."
"presumptuous."
She hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, I said that no matter how powerful Prime Minister Zhao is, he will still fart with his ass pouted."
Emperor Mingguang snorted coldly: "Vulgar language."
Xiao Yunfei had no choice but to put on a bitter face, and she complained: "You don't know how powerful Zhao Xiang's fart is."
"I don't want to hear it."
She saw Emperor Mingguang clearly said that he didn't want to hear it, but he still stood in front of her and didn't leave.
It's really blunt, I just want to hear her scold Prime Minister Zhao.
Xiao Yunfei laughed and said: "Your Majesty, one day I saw Zhao Xiang standing outside the palace, and everyone complimented him, but a gust of wind happened to blow Zhao Xiang's back pendant up like a missile. stand up."
"Then after the wind passed, there was a stink everywhere, and everyone said it was delicious, it smells delicious."
"You see, there are so many civil and military people eating his farts."
This remark is unreasonable and unreasonable.
It's just that Xiao Yunfei still deliberately smeared Zhao Xiang's personal emotions, Emperor Mingguang could hear it naturally, and Xiao Yunfei now has the same attitude towards Zhao Xiang as he does.
Emperor Mingguang frowned slightly and said, "What about you?"
Xiao Yunfei said triumphantly: "Of course the old fart is not as fragrant as His Majesty's rainbow fart, why should I smell his?"
Emperor Mingguang: ...
Eunuch Gao: ...
Ding—【Brother】—This host, we brothers and sisters, did not choose the wrong person at the beginning, you can eat it when you look at this flattery.
What an extreme dog leg.
Ding--………
The author has something to say:
Grass: The ultimate dog leg.
Xiao Yunfei: It's a witty dog leg.
Grass: ... Bah.
Xiao Yunfei: Ah hey, you just pissed off, right, right! ! !
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