The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance

Luo Zhiyu lowered his head and sniffed his neckline, there was indeed a lingering orange smell.

This is probably the hooliganism that the physiology teacher of class 3 said.

Xiao Yan liked the circle of friends he just posted, and sent a new message.

[Excellent student representative of the second year of high school]: Fairy frowns.jpg, first time doing laundry?

[I don’t know it]: √

[Excellent student representative of the second year of high school]: Honored.

[I don't know]:?

[Excellent student representative of the second year of high school]: I'm done.

[It’s not cicada]: Let’s go, no need to report.

[Excellent student representative of the second year of high school]: Fairy frowns.jpg, Luo Zhiyu, I think your school uniform is probably useless.

[It’s not cicada]: Throw it away when you go back tonight, cover your face and cry.jpg.

Luo Zhiyu said goodbye to his tattered school uniform in his heart, took a towel, and walked into the bathroom that came with the dormitory. The warm water flowed along his neck and soaked his whole body, and the whole bathroom was covered with faint fruit. fragrant.

"Am I still like Guoguoluo?" Luo Zhiyu poked his head out of the bathroom in his changed pajamas.

Jing Ximing raised his head holding the fruit he just bought outside the dormitory: "It's getting better."

The orange-flavored pheromone is very sticky. It took Luo Zhiyu a long time to completely wash off the pheromone smell on his body. No wonder the teacher said, pay attention to the use of personal items. I wonder if it is an illusion, Luo Zhiyu Feel the glands in the back of the neck numb, a little hot.

He took out a new pheromone blocking sticker, painted a wild boar's head on it, and blocked it on his gland.

In order to prevent students from being special, No. [-] Middle School even has uniform pheromone barrier stickers, which is very monotonous.

"Gossip, there will be a surprise attack tomorrow night." Jing Ximing browsed the QQ group while eating, "Check the freshman in high school, the teacher and the student union will come to check together."

"Do you have any specific requirements?" Luo Zhiyu rubbed Xiao Yan's school uniform with the laundry detergent by the sink, as if it had been washed once.

"There are requirements." Jing Ximing read into the phone, "No one sleeps on the bed, no rubbish in the trash can, no closed doors, no things on the table."

Luo Zhiyu: "?" There can't be garbage in the trash can, so what can there be? Luo Zhiyu has a lot of question marks.

"That's all, I'm a little confused." Jing Ximing put down his phone, chewed the last bite of fruit with reluctance, "Don't worry, just remember to collect our illegal electrical appliances."

"I'll collect it tomorrow." After tossing and tossing all day, Luo Zhiyu was very sleepy, spread the quilt and got into the bed, "And this is a random check, let's see the probability."

Although the teacher in charge said that the students who had just completed their differentiation would not need to go to military training, Luo Zhiyu, who couldn't be idle, only rested for an afternoon. Early the next morning, he was still wearing his own dress that was a shade lighter than others The military training uniform went to the phalanx of the third class.

The instructor recognized him, and greeted him from a distance: "Doesn't Student Luo take a break?"

"I don't specialize, freshmen just want to integrate into the group." Luo Zhiyu stood up straight and spoke very beautifully, "Yesterday was an accident, so I don't believe that idiot is still here today."

"Okay!" The instructor is optimistic about this kind of omega, which is not delicate at all, "Since you are here, let's do military training well, it will always be beneficial."

"Yes!" Luo Zhiyu replied decisively.

But that idiot came again today.

The bell for the last class rang, and a familiar figure walked over from the other end of the playground, carrying a red plastic bag, which was smaller than yesterday's.

Luo Zhiyu: "..."

Instructor: "..."

"Don't worry about me." Xiao Yan sat cross-legged on the grass, took out a small crisper from the plastic bag, and then dug out a box of ice cream from the crisper, in front of Luo Zhiyu and all the students in class three. Noodles, and finished the whole box of ice cream very gracefully.

"Are you begging for a beating again?" Luo Zhiyu made eye contact.

"I don't have one." Xiao Yan threw the empty box into the bag, "I'm just here to see how faded your military training uniform is."

"You're pretty good at making up." Luo Zhiyu felt like a real fairy frowned.

With a whistle in the distance, the third class disbanded on the spot. Luo Zhiyu picked up a branch and rushed up again.

"Wait." Xiao Yan shouted to stop.

Luo Zhiyu almost stopped the car: "?"

"Don't be angry, it's a kind of fun." Xiao Yan continued to say, "You will understand when you are a sophomore in high school."

Luo Zhiyu didn't quite understand that Xiao Yan's interest was obviously based on his dignity.

"There's one more, here you are." Xiao Yan poured out another box of ice cream from the crisper and slapped it in Luo Zhiyu's hand, "I didn't want to fight with you, really."

Luo Zhiyu took the ice cream with his left hand, and patted the branch on Xiao Yan's hand with his right hand, paying the money with one hand and getting the goods with the other, very formal.

Only three days after school started, he swiped Xiao Yan's card, put on Xiao Yan's school uniform, and now ate Xiao Yan's ice cream.

"Where did you buy these?" Yesterday's peach soda was also the same. Luo Zhiyu searched all the stores in No. [-] Middle School, but couldn't find the same one.

"I brought it from home and put it in the dormitory refrigerator." Passing by the school's trash can, Xiao Yan raised his hand and threw the bag and branches into it, "Do you want it?"

When he raised his hand, the bite marks on his wrist were like a peach blossom.

"I don't want it." Luo Zhi denied it.

"What are you looking at me for?" Xiao Yan followed Luo Zhiyu's gaze, looked at his wrist, seemed to be remembering what happened back then, and let out a long sigh, "You did a good job."

To Luo Zhiyu, biting someone when he was three years old was not a glorious thing, so he blurted out without thinking, "The big deal is that I will let you bite it back."

Xiao Yan: "..."

"Luo Zhiyu." Xiao Yan pressed his shoulder twice lightly, "You really should listen to our class's physiology class last night."

Xiao Yan walked towards the living area, leaving Luo Zhiyu holding the ice cream box thinking about the meaning of Xiao Yan's words.

What do you mean, is he playing hooligans in the physical sense of AO again?

According to the tradition of No. [-] Middle School, there will be a surprise dormitory check every year during the military training of freshmen. One is to urge the freshmen to clean up the dormitory, and the other is to eliminate hidden dangers in the dormitory.

No. [-] Middle School is a famous city-level school, and the dormitory conditions are not enough to drive basic electrical appliances. However, No. [-] Middle School believes that the most important task of students is to study, so students are strictly prohibited from cooking in the dormitory.

At eight o'clock in the evening, when Luo Zhiyu was sitting in front of the drawing board and scribbling, he suddenly heard a knock on the door outside the dormitory.

Luo Zhiyu: "?"

"Shh." Jing Ximing said, "Hide the pot."

"Open the door." Luo Zhiyu's familiar voice came from outside the door, "You are not hiding the pot secretly, are you?"

Luo Zhiyu heard this voice just yesterday.

The two people who were secretly hiding the pot were taken aback when the sound of a key opening the door came from outside.

"Grass, they have the key."

"Put it on your bed, come on, go to bed."

Luo Zhiyu: "There can be no one on the bed, you forget!"

Luo Zhiyu: "No, it won't fit."

Luo Zhiyu: "People in the student union are very talkative, it's okay, just go for a formality."

The door was pushed open, and Teacher Xu, who taught physiology in class three yesterday, was standing by the door of the dormitory.

A person loitered behind Mr. Xu. Xiao Yan was wearing a blue and white school uniform. He leaned against the door frame and pushed the newly added prescription glasses on his face: "Hi students, I am Xiao Yan, a member of the student union. Surprise dormitory inspection, I will be responsible for random inspection of your dormitory."