The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance

Xiao Yan thought that Director Wu would at least express his joy at seeing the former graduates running back so soon, but he didn't expect that Director Wu's impression of the two of them was still deep-rooted.

"Then what..." Xiao Yan said politely, "Director, I didn't come to fight Luo Zhiyu."

I came back to wait for my boyfriend to finish class.

Director Wu became even more vigilant: "Arguing is also not allowed, it's not allowed, you will fight if you quarrel, you still came in over the wall, and you even wore the school uniform of No. [-] Middle School, it seems that your motives are impure. "

Xiao Yan: "?"

"I'm in college now, wouldn't it be nice to meet some new friends?" The director was earnest, "Stop thinking about Luo Zhiyu all the time, stop staring at him."

"That's not acceptable." Xiao Yan flatly refused.

Boyfriend is still in the third year of high school here, can you not worry about it?

The director's persuasion was fruitless, his head hurt from anxiety, and his hair was about to fall out from worry.

In class 3 ([-]) who was taking the exam, someone heard the movement outside the window, turned his head and glanced out the window, saw a familiar figure, and further thought of the circle of friends that Luo Zhiyu had posted a few days ago.

"Luo Zhiyu, run, someone is coming to beat you." The front desk lowered his voice and whispered.

Luo Zhiyu who just stood up and was about to hand in the paper: "?"

After handing in the test paper, Luo Zhiyu stepped out of the classroom door of Class [-], saw Xiao Yan waiting there, and Director Wu who was beside him with a worried face, and instantly understood what happened.

"Teacher, don't worry." Luo Zhiyu leaned on Xiao Yan's shoulder, "You have to look at us from the perspective of development. I am no longer the Luo Zhiyu I used to be. I really don't want to fight."

"Don't worry, director." Xiao Yan waved his hand and pulled Luo Zhiyu towards the stairs, "I promise to return the complete Luo Zhiyu."

"Who is that?" The first year student in red and white school uniform pointed at Xiao Yan and asked.

"Luo Zhiyu and Xiao Yan, campus legends in No. [-] Middle School." Said the sophomore student, "There is no match for pheromones. They have been fighting since the first day they entered the school. They are inseparable. Look, now One of them has graduated, and he wants to climb over the wall and come back to do things.”

Luo Zhiyu: "..."

Compared with the public opinion environment here at No. [-] Middle School, Luo Zhiyu likes U University much more. After all, the fact that their pheromones have zero matching degree has not been spread in U University. Xiao Yan’s new friends feel that the two of them can’t get along. suitable.

U University Campus Forum——

[This year's first-year freshman hates Xiao Yan the most, and he refuses to accept it to argue. 】

1L: The senior sister found that the freshmen in this class are all very good-looking. She walked around the playground with her friends a few times. The handsome and good-looking ones asked their names. Xiao Yan from the School of Economics and Management, does anyone want to chase after him?

2L: Fu, Xiao Yan is really good, I am also tempted, I want to ask him about his personality, what hobbies he has and so on.

3L: Don’t think about it. I’m in the same class as him. Xiao Yan has a boyfriend. It’s the omega boy from high school who brought iced watermelon iced cola to the playground and ended up on our school newspaper. Xiao Yan said it himself, that’s his boyfriend. friend.

4L: Yes, that's the little boyfriend I've been talking about since high school, a good-looking high school student, and now he's in his third year of high school.

5L: Well, with all due respect, his boyfriend is a bit of a dog (literally, I mean no harm).

6L: I suggest not to think about it. Judging by the way they look, they have more or less temporary marks.

7L: I heard a group of heartbroken voices, but I’m from this city. I seem to have heard a rumor before that Xiao Yan and Luo Zhiyu’s pheromone matching degree in the city’s No. [-] Middle School is zero. I don’t know if it’s true. real.

8L: I didn’t see it during the military training last time. It’s a pity. I want to see what his high school boyfriend looks like hahahaha.

9L: Busy with the college entrance examination, after all, the third year of high school.

Xiao Yan bought an apartment near the school, and usually lived on campus, and occasionally brought Luo Zhiyu over from school on weekends. Luo Zhiyu was doing homework, and Xiao Yan was doing course project demonstrations on his laptop.

Luo Zhiyu was wearing a school uniform, lying on the desk doing homework, with the sporadic sound of keyboards in his ears.

This kind of feeling is quite subtle. He is still a high school student, and he is still writing test papers that seem to never be finished, while Xiao Yan has already started a different rhythm of life. Their love mode has become a college student and a high school student. born.

College student Xiao Yan was doing homework with a game on and headphones on, playing while writing, and high school student Luo Zhiyu was listlessly doing calculations on scratch paper.

Fresh candidate Luo Zhiyu decided not to go out to fool around this weekend, but to study hard at Xiao Yan's house.

"Got it." Xiao Yan closed the computer, "Are you free on Sunday?"

"What do you want to do?" Luo Zhiyu pushed the finished test paper over, and asked Xiao Yan to help him check the correct rate, "You may be free, or you may not be free, it depends on what you have in mind."

"Help me with a class. I have extracurricular activities on Sunday, and the school rescheduled the class until the weekend." Xiao Yan walked over with Luo Zhiyu's test paper, circled the number of the last question with a pencil, He took out Luo Zhiyu's right hand again, and tapped the palm of Luo Zhiyu's palm with the end of the pencil eraser, "You read the numbers wrong, low-level mistake."

"Hey... yes." When Luo Zhiyu was bored in class in the morning, he painted the number 3 in the last question of the test paper with a pencil to make it 8. When doing the question at night, he used 8 to calculate it and calculated it. A string of inexplicable numbers.

Luo Zhiyu changed the numbers and wrote down the process of answering the question again, only then remembered that Xiao Yan had said the first half of the sentence just now.

"I'll teach you?" Luo Zhiyu asked, "You mean this, right?"

"Yes." Xiao Yan took out another homework from Luo Zhiyu's schoolbag to help check, "There are more than 200 people in this class, and the teacher doesn't know any of the students. If my name is called, just answer it." , the chances of hitting it are very small.”

"It's fine if you paint the answer sheet." Xiao Yan threw the homework back to Luo Zhiyu, enjoying the feeling of tutoring high school students in their homework, "Why do you have to paint the colors so evenly, I think you painted the cards It takes longer than answering the questions."

Luo Zhiyu didn't really need homework tutoring, so Xiao Yan could only pick out minor details to satisfy the feeling of bullying high school students.

"You are very promising, college student." Luo Zhiyu grabbed Xiao Yan's trouser leg with his backhand, "Let the college entrance examination candidates teach you, show some face."

Twenty minutes ago, Luo Zhiyu decided to study hard at home and not go out.

"You are promising, let go." Xiao Yan knocked Luo Zhiyu's hand off.

The high school students still went to teach the college students. On Sunday, Luo Zhiyu didn't wear the school uniform, borrowed Xiao Yan's coat, and swaggered into the university classroom.

Big class is good, no one knows anyone, Luo Zhiyu pretends to be a college student and is very happy.

"Hello." Luo Zhiyu found a seat at the back of the classroom, and warmly greeted the students next to him, "Which college are you from?"

"Ji... Jiruan Academy." The classmate was flattered, "Is my junior a freshman? I am a sophomore who came to retake public courses."

[Cicada]: [Photo], Yanyan, has successfully sneaked into the destination and is carrying out the mission.

[Orange];Fairy frowns.jpg

[Orange]: What are you calling me?

[Cicada]: I have become familiar with the classmates around me, no one knows that I am an actor, so you can go at ease.

[Orange]: Okay, it's up to you, just sit there and fill up the numbers, and do your homework.

[Cicada]: I just heard they said that there seems to be a class assignment, so let me write it for you.

[Orange]: OK.

Luo Zhiyu also sent this photo to Moments——

[Cicada]: [Photo], someone skipped class, and I reluctantly experienced the college classroom in advance.

[Location: University of U Teaching Building 3]

[Luo Sixue]? Comment: I thought you were not allowed to go home from school this weekend, and went to the university town again.Angry.jpg, help someone to teach, so active.

[Glutinous rice balls peek-a-boo]? Comments: Shameless, I asked you to teach him.

[Fan Yue]? Comments: ... really pushing an inch.

[Director Wu] Comment: Don't fight when you are tired of talking.

[Got it] Reply to [Director Wu]: Oh, I'm sorry, Director, I forgot to block you.

The class bell rang, and the teacher of the public class walked into the big classroom and began to give lectures. The sophomore brother sitting on Luo Zhiyu's right looked at the person on his left who should be a freshman, and dug out a set from his schoolbag. The college entrance examination paper, start to do the questions.

Sophomore brother: "?"

"You are..." The sophomore brother was puzzled.

"Oh..." Luo Zhiyu looked at the test papers under his hand, "I reminisce about my high school life."

Xiao Yan was chatting with someone in an office in the U University Student Activity Center.

"Don't you have a class?" Xiao Yan's new friend, Qian Shuyu from the School of Life Sciences asked, "Are you up? Few people came to the activities today, and you even came to help."

"Let my boyfriend go." Xiao Yan turned on the computer in the office and typed in a string of passwords, "It's already in the classroom."

"Just your little boyfriend in the third year of high school?" Qian Shuyu smiled, "It's ok, aren't you afraid of delaying the college entrance examination?"

"I can't delay him." Xiao Yan shook his head, there was enough understanding between him and Luo Zhiyu.

"The relationship is really good. Last time I saw you bully someone into the corner of the teaching building." Qian Shuyu said enviously, "In short, just leave the rumors on the campus forum alone."

"What gossip?"

"Pheromone matching degree or something, say zero matching degree, don't talk to this group of people, the sour angle is also strange." Qian Shuyu closed the forum.

"It's true, I'm not afraid of them saying it." Xiao Yan has long been used to it, and the pheromones said they were impossible. Luo Zhiyu, who is wearing his coat now, is still helping him in his classroom with his pheromone smell.

"The test result is zero?" Qian Shuyu frowned, "It shouldn't be, the two of you don't look like a zero match at all. From personal experience, I have seen alpha and omega with a match of 11.3%. Use a knife, so don't blame the school for being nervous, although it is not absolute, but sometimes, low matching is the root of trouble, you and your high school boyfriend, you should have never had it, right?"

"...No." The most ruthless thing was to swing the broom twice. All the fighting between Luo Zhiyu and Xiao Yan stopped at the level of the fourth grade of elementary school.

"You go to the test again, blood test, premarital examination level, if the matching degree is 0%, you won't get someone into a corner to kiss like you, and if the matching degree is too low, there is no way to finally mark it." Qian Yushu proposed.

In fact, the blood test was also done, and the result was still close to zero. Luo Zhiyu was dizzy with both blood and needles, and Xiao Yan didn't want him to do it again.

"Let's wait until the college entrance examination is over. It doesn't matter if you can't measure the value. It won't affect us." Xiao Yan and Luo Zhiyu didn't care about pheromones for a long time.

In the classroom on the other side, the teacher taught for most of the class and left the rest of the time for the students to do their homework. The homework papers were passed to the back row one by one. Luo Zhiyu wrote down Xiao Yan's name on the homework paper. .

"You are from the School of Economics and Management." The brother next to him said again, "The test of the School of Economics and Management is very difficult, and the score is very high. I see that you are not very old, and you are quite powerful."

"Probably." Luo Zhiyu followed the memory of the occasional lectures just now, and began to answer the questions, "'I' is very good, but it's actually not difficult, just take the exam and pass."

It feels quite fresh to use Xiao Yan's name to call her boyfriend.

This kind of self-praise is really rare, and the brother who was re-repairing in his sophomore year obviously choked for a moment and didn't dare to speak again.

"It's not easy for you to come to class on the weekend of military training." The teacher on the podium said, "Call your name."

[Cicada]: Yanyan, the roll call is over.

[Orange]: It's okay, there are many people, it's a matter of probability, don't be afraid.

[Cicada]: Alright, the question of probability.

"Xiao Yan?" The teacher took the list, "Is Xiao Yan here?"

Luo Zhiyu put down his pen and raised his hand in the back row: "Here, teacher, I'm Xiao Yan."

"Oh." The teacher didn't know Xiao Yan, so he continued to draw some, but the classroom exploded.

There will be several classes in the public class together, but there are students from Xiao Yan’s class in the classroom. Everyone in Xiao Yan’s class has seen Luo Zhiyu during the military training last week, and was even impressed——

"Where's Xiao Yan? Isn't this his boyfriend?"

"Student union activities are out, and it's very coquettish to find a high school boy friend to substitute for a class."

"Keep your voice down, don't embarrass us college students."

Luo Zhiyu, who was concentrating on writing the questions, received a series of gazes. The sophomore classmate next to him finally realized belatedly that a high school student had sneaked into the classroom.

[Cicada]: Yanyan, your classmate seems to have discovered me.

[Orange]: It's okay, my own.

[Cicada]: They keep staring at me, I feel like I'm going to reveal my secrets.

[Cicada]: The people here are so nice, they all think we are real.

The phone vibrated again. After seeing Luo Zhiyu's circle of friends, my sister finally couldn't help coming over to ask——

[Luo Sixue]: Running to U every day, what's wrong with U.

[Cicada]: I have a boyfriend.

[Luo Sixue]: I knew you were in puppy love, and you didn't go home anymore.

[Luo Sixue]: Send me a picture of your boyfriend, and I'll help you identify whether he looks like a scumbag or not.

[Cicada]: Huh?Want a photo?

[Get it]: Now is not the time, judging from the legacy of history, it will lead to a battle between the two families.

[Luo Sixue]:?

[Luo Sixue]: Look, everyone can understand whether it is round or flat.

[I got it]: Let me show you a picture of my boyfriend getting out of the bath.

[Luo Sixue]:?

[Cicada]: [Image]

"What kind of boyfriend, he's so hidden." Sister Luo said, "As long as it's not from the side of the enemy, who will stop him?"

"That's it."

In Luo Zhiyu's house, his parents, sister and brother nervously received a picture, and nervously opened the picture——

The picture Luo Zhiyu sent was a plate of freshly washed oranges.