The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance

On the balcony of an alpha male dormitory building, the students who watched the whole process gasped.

A boy on the third floor said: "In the alpha physiology class before, the teacher said that pheromones are very important. I still didn't believe it. I believe it now. 0% really can't live in peace."

The second floor: "The 0% I thought, the rivers and lakes don't see each other and hate each other. The 0% in reality is jumping up and down."

The fifth floor: "Who said a few days ago that he wanted to chase Luo Zhiyu? Luo Zhiyu is awesome!"

On the east side of the fifth floor: "Don't dare to chase, don't dare to chase, if you chase, you are afraid of being hit by a broom, just take a look."

On the west side of the second floor: "Not necessarily, don't give up yet, maybe he just hit Xiao Yan with a broom."

Fourth floor: "The school grass has overturned hahahaha, the series of life."

First floor: "Don't laugh, brother Yan is the face of our dormitory."

Under the corner outside the dormitory——

Xiao Yan: "..."

Director Wu: "..."

Director Wu encountered Waterloo for the first time in his moral education work. A sophomore boy in a blue and white school uniform was soaked in soda, his hair was dripping, his school uniform was soaked, and the air was fresh. Peach flavor.

The culprit blinked his eyes, twitched the corners of his mouth, wanted to laugh but forcibly suppressed his laughter, dodged his eyes, and finally raised his hand unsteadily, and took off a small leaf on top of Xiao Yan's head.

Luo Zhiyu held the drink can to his lips with some regret, and licked off the little peach soda left beside the can: "Where did you buy it, it tastes good."

"Luo Zhiyu, are you still training tomorrow?" Xiao Yan raised his hand and wiped the corner of his lower lip, "I'll buy it for you tomorrow."

Sweet but not greasy, the taste is really good.

Luo Zhiyu was not stupid, he understood the meaning of Xiao Yan's words on the spot, his eyes passed Xiao Yan, and stopped on the broom next to Director Wu, thinking whether he could smoke it a few more times.

"Forget it, forget it." Director Wu was thrilled by persuasion, he hid the broom behind his back, "It's not a big deal, let's stop arguing."

Fan Yue, who had just finished eating in the cafeteria and was walking all the way, witnessed the whole process of the "Peach Incident".

"Hello, Director." Fan Yue greeted Director Wu, and then immediately turned to the two bosses, "It's almost here, both of you go back to eat."

"Director, don't worry, they are playing around, it's nothing serious." Fan Yue thought that Director Wu wanted to punish them, so he quickly persuaded them, "They are still... more united and friendly."

Fan Yue didn't have the confidence to say this, so he added another reason: "Yesterday Xiao Yan helped Luo Zhiyu measure the clothes and gave them as gifts. Just now, he borrowed a meal card for Luo Zhiyu."

"That's good." Director Wu was very pleased.

Luo Zhiyu carried the broom and the lunch bought by Xiao Yanka, and left with Director Wu.

In the boys' dormitory in Building 1, there was a sweet peach smell everywhere. Xiao Yan, who had just taken a shower, sat at the desk and dried his hair with a towel, and dried his school uniform on the balcony.

Zhang Shu and Tang Yuan were taking all the time to review for the entrance exam. Fan Yue was sorting out the registration form for the new students in the student union. There was less than an hour before the afternoon class. Xiao Yan lay down on the desk, intending to close his eyes and rest.

"Luo Zhi...?" Fan Yue frowned while holding a registration form, "What's the relationship with Luo Zhiyu?"

Xiao Yanchong stretched out a hand beside him, took the application form, and the culprit who made him full of peach soda smiled at him in the ID photo, and the answer boxes on the form were filled with Luo Zhiyu's dog crawling characters, which could be identified The degree is not high.

"It's Luo Zhiyu." Xiao Yan handed back the registration form, took out an English test paper from the bookshelf, and read it with half-closed eyes, "The person who came here told you, don't call him Luo Zhi in person."

Fan Yue: "..."

In the corridor of the 3 dormitory in Building 101, Jing Ximing stared blankly at the extra big broom in the corridor.

"Where did it come from?" Jing Ximing asked.

"I picked it up on the playground." Luo Zhiyu poured a glass of water, "It was very easy."

"I think so too." Jing Ximing nodded.

Everything comes first, first come first, sophomores really know the cafeteria well. Luo Zhiyu felt that the lunch with Xiao Yan’s meal card was particularly delicious. Luo Zhiyu took out his mobile phone and took a photo of the boxed lunch in front of him. , sent it to Xiao Yan.

[Not knowing]: I forgive you. [picture]

[Excellent student representative of the second year of high school]: Fairy frowns.jpg

[Excellent student representative of the second year of high school]: I did not forgive you.

[It’s not cicada]: You piece of chicken shit. jpg, we will fight again another day.

[Excellent student representative of the second year of high school]: There is no need to change the day.

[I don’t know it]: Huh?

[Excellent student representative of the second year of high school]: You were caught fighting and sweeping the playground for two days, you don't want to run away, do you?Fairy frowns.jpg

[It’s not cicada]: No fight, just hit you.

[Excellent student representative of the second year of high school]: Carry your broom after class in the afternoon, see you on the playground, or your credits will be deducted.

[It’s not cicada]: Mess.

"Zhiyu!" Jing Ximing stood in front of the washing machine and called him, "I'm doing laundry, do you want to wash the military training clothes by the way? The teacher said that you just finished differentiation, so you should not go to military training for a few days."

The military training uniform of the No. [-] Middle School is a dark blue uniform. It looks good but the quality is average. Luo Zhiyu chased Xiao Yan and ran half the campus, and even carried a broom. His whole body was either dust or dirt, and there was a faint smell Peach flavor.

"Here we come!" Luo Zhiyu walked over with the clothes he just changed into, and threw them all into the washing machine, "Then let me wash the school uniform by the way."

Students in No. [-] Middle School are not allowed to wander around the school without wearing school uniforms. There are two sets of autumn school uniforms, just enough for students to wash and change. Luo Zhiyu threw the one on the day of the opening ceremony into the washing machine and changed into another one. school uniform.

"The school uniform of No. [-] Middle School is ugly." There were a lot of clothes in the washing machine, Jing Ximing turned the broom at the door upside down, poked the clothes of two people into the washing machine, and closed the lid, "It is recommended to be selected as the ugliest school uniform in the country. "

The school uniforms of the No. [-] Middle School are actually not bad. The high school uniforms of the first year of high school with white background and red background are very sporty. Wearing them on the students has a youthful and youthful feel.

There was no need to go to the military training, Luo Zhiyu slept in the dormitory until the evening, and received a voice call from Xiao Yan.

"Where's you?" A very flat voice came from the other end of the phone.

Luo Zhiyu just woke up, couldn't remember where he was for a while, and accidentally clicked on the video, and was startled by his messy hair in the camera.

The person on the opposite side paused for a moment, and then clicked on the video.

"I scanned half of it." Taking advantage of no one around, Xiao Yan blatantly held up his mobile phone to take pictures of the playground, "There is still half left for you, come quickly."

"Understood." Jing Ximing was still sleeping, and Luo Zhiyu carried the big broom at the door and walked all the way to the playground in the golden sunset.

Sure enough, Xiao Yan had already swept half of the playground, and was waiting for him by the rostrum, holding a vocabulary book in his hand.

Luo Zhiyu stopped in front of him with a broom on his shoulders: "Has Mom ever taught you that studying like this is very inefficient?"

Xiao Yanren leaned against the rostrum together with the broom: "Has Mom ever taught you that learning like this is very pleasing to the teacher?"

It was only then that Luo Zhiyu realized that the books in this man's hands were all upside down, just for show.

"Pretend."

The two people who fought in the morning carried a broom and swept the playground. Facing the setting sun, they temporarily ushered in a short-lived peace.

Luo Zhiyu swung the broom once, and Xiao Yan waved it twice perfunctorily behind him. The two of them managed to fool the entire playground, leaving only the flower beds beside the playground.There are many shrubs planted in the flower beds of the school, and there is a lot of dust on the edges of the flower beds, which is not so easy to clean.

From the very beginning, Luo Zhiyu felt that something was wrong with Xiao Yan, but now he finally realized that Xiao Yan had changed into a school uniform, which was the same color as the one he was wearing, and even the name tag embedded on the school uniform was very similar.

0301 Xiao Yan

0301 Luo Zhiyu

"You're wearing a high school uniform?" Luo Zhiyu stopped in his tracks.

"Ang." Xiao Yan said, "I made a mistake, I only brought one set of high school uniforms, and I have to wear them."

Credits will be deducted for not wearing them.

"Who is to blame?" Xiao Yan lightly tapped Luo Zhiyu's hand with the broom handle.

The bushes were really hard to clean, so Luo Zhiyu climbed up the flower bed with Xiao Yan while talking to Xiao Yan.

"You're an idiot, no wonder me." Luo Zhiyu waved the broom in his hand, "Accidents are always caught off guard, and you still need to prepare two sets of school uniforms. People, you have to plan ahead and be prepared."

In a few words, he described the "juicy peach incident" as an accident, leaving himself completely clean.

The bushes grew wildly, and Luo Zhiyu patronized and responded to Xiao Yan. As soon as the words fell, both of them heard the sound of cloth being torn apart.

Xiao Yan: "?"

Luo Zhiyu: "..."

On the back of his school uniform, a huge hole was scratched by a sharp branch.

Xiao Yan took a step back as soon as the incident happened, put aside anything to do with it, and uttered a sarcastic remark: "Accidents are always caught off guard."

"But I have two sets of school uniforms." Luo Zhiyu was fearless, "It's fine to wear some."

It would take a week to redo the school uniform, at most it would be a bit troublesome to change and wash, but he would not be out of wear.

He tied the torn school uniform around his waist, and while fighting with Xiao Yan, he cleaned up the entire playground and walked towards the dormitory. Just as he was about to open the door, he heard Jing Ximing's scream.

Luo Zhiyu shook his right hand and opened the door of the room: "What's wrong?"

Jing Ximing stood in front of the washing machine, waiting for the drum of the washing machine, with a sad expression on his face.

"Be calm when things happen, don't be surprised." Luo Zhiyu took off his tattered school uniform jacket and walked over.

Luo Zhiyu: "..." Suffocated.

The two people who lived in the school for the first time were dumbfounded holding the washing machine. Luo Zhiyu's dark blue military training uniform had faded, and the washing machine was full of blue.

Now, both Jing Ximing's white shirt and Luo Zhiyu's red and white school uniform are all blue.

Luo Zhiyu, the representative of the outstanding freshmen in the first year of high school, has lost all his school uniforms in only three days since the start of school.