The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance

No. [-] Middle School Campus Forum——

[Starting to catch puppy love again, everyone be careful. 】

1L: RT, that's all for now, please remember this kindness.

2L: The shorter the title, the bigger the thing, and I feel the tension.

3L: Inside information?Good landlord!

4L: There is a surveillance system in the west area. Be careful, everyone. It's on the side of the small road. The blind spot has not been identified yet. Don't go there.

5L: smile.jpg

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"Are there a lot of people who fall in love recently? I can't tell." Jing Ximing looked at the forum in his hand that returned to the initial interface, "Is the school paying too much attention to it, deleting posts so quickly?"

"A lot." Luo Zhiyu looked at the sky with a guilty conscience, "Who knows?"

"So many junior high school students have puppy love, does puppy love really affect their studies?" Jing Ximing, a single dog, can't figure it out. , so there are not many around me."

"It doesn't affect it, it will affect it." Luo Zhiyu wrote "solution" under the classical Chinese sentence that needs to be translated on the Chinese test paper, and added a series of formulas, "Puppy love and learning are two different things."

Jing Ximing: "? This is a Chinese paper, what are you counting?"

Luo Zhiyu pasted a small correction sheet to block the formula he wrote by mistake, and pretended nothing happened.

"I've wanted to ask for a long time." Jing Ximing moved the stack of books between the two of them, "What have you been struggling with these two days, are you restless?"

"I'm thinking about the possibility of skipping a grade." Luo Zhiyu said surprisingly.

Jing Ximing: "???"

Luo Zhiyu now wants to add a horizontal line to the word "one" in class one (3) of senior high school.

It is impossible to skip a grade. First, the parents and teachers do not allow it. Second, Luo Zhiyu’s motives are impure and cannot be revealed. Therefore, Luo Zhiyu can only imagine what kind of scene it will be like when he and his brother are in the same class. ——

[Cicada]: I was thinking, would it be fun if we were in the same class, I would be your deskmate.

[Cicada]: If only I had been born a year earlier.

[Orange]: The fairy frowns.jpg

[Orange]: The class teacher will go crazy.

[Cicada]: You are quite self-aware.

[Orange]: No, I have no problem. The head teacher has a very good impression of me, and my evaluation from the teachers is very good.I'm talking about you, every time you see me, you are so good at it, the broom will be interrupted.

[Cicada]: Fairy frowns.jpg

[Orange]: You stole my expression pack.smile upside down.jpg

[I got it]: Just kidding, brother, all your oranges are mine now, I can peel the skin if I want, and squeeze the juice if I want, what if I steal your emoji?smirk.jpg

Xiao Yan's side was always in the state of "typing in". Luo Zhiyu took advantage of this time to complete the Chinese homework that he hadn't written just now.

"The frequency of your chats is a bit high recently." In the corner of Jing Ximing's eyes, Luo Zhiyu had to type a few words on the phone to write two homework, "Is it that little omega you mentioned earlier?"

"No, no, no." Luo Zhiyu denied, "It's just the same."

In essence, it is a beautiful love that despises and despises pheromones.

Xiao Yan's WeChat message came again——

[Orange]: If we were in the same class, it would definitely be bloody.

[Get it]: You say that, I also think it makes sense.

Both of them have good grades. On the surface, they seem to be calm and breezy academic masters, but they are both competitive in their hearts. If they are placed in the same class and compete for grades and awards, it will definitely be more troublesome than it is now. sharp.

[Orange]: I suddenly think it's not bad, so maybe we are at the same table.

[Orange]: I can bully you in and out of class, I can bully you even if I haven’t passed the exam, check my pheromone’s favorability with you every day, the kind that hard work can make up for.

[Orange]: I am tempted.

[Orange]: I'll repeat the grade and go find you!

[Got it]:?Put away your dangerous thoughts, your parents and your cultural parrot will beat gongs and drums to scold me in front of my house.

[Orange]: When it comes to parrots, I get a little angry.

In view of the great gap between ideal and reality, both sides put away their dangerous ideas one after another, and reluctantly focused on the immediate learning tasks.

"Long-distance relationship is really not easy." Luo Zhiyu, who was writing homework, sighed again.

"? That depends on how far away it is." Jing Ximing was finally able to interject, "Across the country or across provinces?"

On the next floor, Luo Zhiyu didn't have the nerve to say this, so he had to talk about something unimportant to muddle the topic.

When the evening self-study was about to end, there was a new post on the forum, which was an English contest recruitment post by the student union on behalf of the teacher.

[Sent by the Student Union: The second half of the English oral competition for middle school students has started to register~~]

1L: The oral English competition for middle school students is held every two years. It is a competition and an outdoor practice. You can improve your oral communication level while traveling in autumn. Five-star hotels + perfect holidays. Students in the first and second grades of senior high school should contact Director Xu to sign up. There are 4 in total. places.

2L: Is it okay to just want to take a vacation?

3L: The world on the second floor is real, and the world is different from me.

4L: @肖彦@罗zhiyu, don’t fight with elementary school chickens all day long, it’s time to win glory for No. [-] Middle School.

5L:! ! !The students who bother you to go together must take good care of them. Xiao Yan and Luo Zhiyu must be brought back in their entirety. These two are the face of No. [-] Middle School in our city. Don't let people from other schools fool you away.Although we can't get it, we can't afford other schools!

6L: The question is whether they will go. This competition seems to be divided according to age group, regardless of grade.

7L: It just happened to let them battle, they should be very happy.

8L: Not necessarily, Luo Zhiyu's strength is not in English, and when the grandson gets lazy, he doesn't really have a sense of collective honor. He slipped away after class just now, and the head teacher didn't stop him.

In the corridor of class two (3) in senior high school, Luo Zhiyu had an extra registration form in his hand. The head teacher didn't find him in class one (3) high school, so he went upstairs skillfully. He knew Luo Zhiyu's whereabouts very well. experience.

"Teacher, my English is not good." Luo Zhiyu has no interest in competitions that don't add points, "Let's leave the opportunity to the students who need to pretend."

Class teacher: "..." Luo Zhiyu doesn't speak human words in daily life.

"This one is for you. The important thing is to participate. No one asks you to win the prize." In order to prevent Luo Zhiyu from running away, Luo Zhiyu's name has been filled in the registration form. On the weekend, let you go."

"Okay." Luo Zhiyu found that there were two registration forms, "Is there an extra copy?"

"There is another copy of Xiao Yan's. You can give it to him later. You two must not fight when you go out to compete. I don't want to see you on the news again." Forgot, I will remind you again in the second half of the year."

Luo Zhiyu: "..."

It must be because of the news at the beginning. To this day, when he and Xiao Yan stayed together, everyone was worried about whether they would fight, and no one was worried about whether they would fall in love early.

Everyone thought it was impossible for them.

People's ideas are different, Luo Zhiyu felt that he and Xiao Yan might have a little disagreement on the matter of falling in love.

He has always held the idea of ​​"drunk today when there is wine". After not thinking about it, he likes Xiao Yan now if he wants to, but I don't know if it is because he is one year older, Xiao Yan sees it more long.

"...I admit that your starting point is good." Luo Zhiyu raised his hand to wipe off the sweat from his forehead, leaned weakly on Xiao Yan's shoulder, panting softly, "Can you just stop?" Press me with pheromone once a day."

Xiao Yan’s way of thinking as a top student thinks that their pheromone matching is so bad, since they have already violated the law of pheromones, they have to put in more effort than others to fall in love, so Tangerine brushes peaches every day Favorability, brush it up in the morning when Luo Zhiyu goes to class, go downstairs to brush it up during lunch break, and take Luo Zhiyu to the grove at night to brush it up.

Tangerine is trying too hard.

From the first temporary marking, Luo Zhiyu knew that he was not completely unresponsive to Xiao Yan's orange-flavored pheromone, and only a little matching pheromone would make his heart beat faster and even make his eyes red. It comes down to the poor matching.

But Xiao Yan is enough. For other alphas, Luo Zhiyu has no interest from the very beginning. Luo Zhiyu likes and annoys the daily act of liking oranges, so when he likes them, he takes the initiative to do so, and finds it annoying. When you turn around, you will find a useful broom.

The two of them walked tonight on the same path where Luo Zhiyu had fallen. The most dangerous place is the safest place. Walking on this path recently, they will not encounter anyone except the wild cats in the school. .

"It's a pity." Luo Zhiyu, whose legs were limp from being lifted by the orange, slowed down, "I don't think it's fair."

"What's unfair?" Xiao Yan slowly stroked Luo Zhiyu's back a few times as a comfort to him just now, "What did you think of? Tell me."

Luo Zhiyu is different from his peers, he has a lot of weird ideas, such as now——

"Alpha can temporarily mark omega, and you can classify me as yours." This is what Xiao Yan said when explaining the temporary mark to him, "Then how should I classify you as 'me'? The' does."

Luo Zhiyu was a little dazed by Xiao Yan's pheromone just now, the dim street light couldn't reflect the redness on his cheeks and ear tips, but Xiao Yan could see the faint water in his eyes.

The little rascal who cared about the physical difference between alpha and omega was pitiful and cute. Xiao Yan stretched out his hand to hug him, but Luo Zhiyu leaned on Xiao Yan's shoulder premeditatedly, stood on tiptoe and hugged Xiao Yan. Hiko's neck.

"Don't move anymore." Luo Zhiyu threatened. Alpha's neck smelled of clean oranges, without the glands on the back of omega's neck. He gently kissed the side of Xiao Yan's neck, opened his mouth and bit it, leaving There was a light tooth mark.

"It can be regarded as compensation for my long-distance relationship." Luo Zhiyu found a reason for his behavior, and wiped his mouth contentedly.

The little hooligan is flirting again on his own initiative, Xiao Yan is afraid of hurting Luo Zhiyu every time, but this person is always dead or alive.

Xiao Yan grabbed Luo Zhiyu's collar, took him aside, and planned to teach him a lesson.

"Do you like to bite people?"

"Let's see who it is." Luo Zhiyu leaned against the tree trunk and was forced to look up at Brother Yan, "I'm not happy with others."

"What are you doing? Alpha and Omega, right? They're not in the same grade." The patrolling teacher came out from behind a tree not far away with a flashlight. The principal’s plan is still good, if you squat in the woods, you can always catch them, just stand here and don’t move, I’ll ask the director how to deal with it.”

"Finally someone thinks that we have a puppy love!" Someone grabbed Xiao Yan's wrist and said excitedly, "Finally someone believes it!"

Xiao Yan: "..."

Luo Zhiyu's excitement, he actually quite agrees with it, but the time and occasion of Luo Zhiyu's excitement are obviously not right.

"Are you so happy to report criticism?" The arresting teacher was confused by Luo Zhiyu's reaction. Under normal circumstances, the arrested students would usually be dejected, and then scrambled to separate the relationship.

He has been a teacher for so many years, and he has seen the timid, regretful and pretending to be calm after being caught in a puppy love. This kind of being caught is so excited that he can't wait to be notified and criticized immediately, and he can't wait for the whole school to know it immediately. He was really meeting for the first time.

Teacher Song: "Then don't worry, I'll ask Director Wu how to deal with it."

[Teacher Song-on-duty]: Is Director Wu there? We caught two students with puppy love, it should be puppy love, otherwise who would come here at night.

[Teacher Song - On Duty]: Here on Wutong Road, monitor the blind spot.

[Director Wu]: Strictly deal with it, must be strictly dealt with.angry.jpg

"Be more polite." Teacher Song said, "Your director said that you must deal with it strictly."

[Director Wu]: Give me your name and class.

[Teacher Song - on duty]: Let me ask.

[Teacher Song-on-duty]: Ban Luo Zhiyu, senior one (3), and Xiao Yan, senior two (3), class, I should have made a typo.

[Teacher Song - On Duty]: I don't come to school often, but these two names are very familiar.

[Teacher Song-on-duty]: Don't talk about anything else, director, do you think this is a report of criticism or call a parent on the spot, and then write a review?

[Director Wu]:? ? ?

[Director Wu]: Luo Zhiyu and Xiao Yan?Now?Grove?

[Director Wu]: Hurry up and persuade us to fight!